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(Huffington Post)   Woman says her fake penis got her fired from her job.... big deal lady, my real one has gotten me fired from at least a dozen   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 91
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2012-01-13 01:10:07 PM  
Plus one for the headline.
 
2012-01-13 01:14:11 PM  
Davis, who was employed as a packer/line inspector, eventually confided in several co-workers about her situation.

This is just too good to be true.
 
2012-01-13 01:26:10 PM  
I find that it's generally best to avoid discussing your penis (fake or otherwise) with your coworkers.

The last time I ended up having a discussion about my penis with a coworker, it ended in disaster... we've been married for 20 years.
 
2012-01-13 01:31:41 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: The last time I ended up having a discussion about my penis with a coworker, it ended in disaster... we've been married for 20 years.


So you talk about AND watch your own penis? You don't dream about it too, do you?
 
2012-01-13 01:46:47 PM  
i105.photobucket.com
What a woman with a prosthetic penis might look like.
 
2012-01-13 02:15:39 PM  

miss diminutive: Davis, who was employed as a packer/line inspector, eventually confided in several co-workers about her situation.

This is just too good to be true.


Comedy gold Jerry
 
2012-01-13 02:18:48 PM  
This is clearly a case of the PENIs.
 
2012-01-13 02:24:30 PM  
So, what, did she whip it out and beat some people with it?

I know they frown upon people doing that with real penises...
 
2012-01-13 02:51:58 PM  
You have to be a real dildo to talk about your fake penis at work
 
2012-01-13 02:57:00 PM  
What she needs is a mediator to help her settle this with the company, a penis envoy if you will.
 
2012-01-13 03:03:18 PM  
my penis will fire you up
 
2012-01-13 03:03:37 PM  
Wow. Just wow.
 
2012-01-13 03:05:07 PM  
I've noticed just the opposite effect with my fake vagina. Since I started bringing it to work, my boss and co-workers have stopped hassling me entirely. I don't have to talk to anyone all day.
 
2012-01-13 03:05:15 PM  
It is generally frowned upon to talk about the penis at work.
 
2012-01-13 03:05:43 PM  
I find discussing penises with my coworkers to be inappropriate during work hours, but that's just my opinion, man.
 
2012-01-13 03:06:00 PM  
With great penis comes great responsibility. It's time you ladies learned that as well.
 
2012-01-13 03:06:01 PM  
Only woman I ever want to see with a penis is one with mine in her hands.

//still want to be attached to it and enjoying what she'd be doing to it.
 
2012-01-13 03:06:15 PM  
Talking about it was definatly dumb, but I wouldnt consider it a firing offense. Hell at my old job we used to find naked drunk passed out coworkers every now and then. No big deal just take a pic and throw a towel over em.
 
2012-01-13 03:07:39 PM  
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
 
2012-01-13 03:08:24 PM  
Good. What a nutjob.
 
2012-01-13 03:08:34 PM  
Woman says her fake penis got her fired from her job.... big deal lady, my real one has gotten me fired from at least a dozen

Did you put it in the pickle-slicer?
 
2012-01-13 03:08:34 PM  

Chiquidin: Only woman I ever want to see with a penis is one with mine in her hands.

//still want to be attached to it and enjoying what she'd be doing to it.


ill get you a date with lorena bobbit
 
2012-01-13 03:08:43 PM  
The 45-year-old Davis is now seeking back pay, damages for suffering and humiliation, and punitive damages. Davis's attorney, Lalena J. Turchi, told the Daily News that the fake penis was heavily concealed and "in no way interfered with her ability to do her job."

Wrong, attorney. She wasn't working because she was talking about her dick. It did interfere.
 
2012-01-13 03:09:10 PM  
PHALic
 
2012-01-13 03:09:39 PM  
Having a detachable penis comes in handy a lot of the time. But she should have left it home since it was gonna get her in trouble. Perhaps she could have rented it out while she was at work. She could have picked it up when she went to parties in the evening. Hopefully she would still have it the following morning. When I last lost mine, I had to buy it back from some dude on the street selling toaster ovens. They are such a pain in the arse, but I like having mine.
 
2012-01-13 03:10:15 PM  

hbk72777: People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,


-shakes tiny fist-
 
2012-01-13 03:10:17 PM  
wearing a prosthetic penis
Aren't they called "strapons" ?
 
2012-01-13 03:11:53 PM  

Eddie Adams from Torrance: I find that it's generally best to avoid discussing your penis (fake or otherwise) with your coworkers.

The last time I ended up having a discussion about my penis with a coworker, it ended in disaster... we've been married for 20 years.


That's why she got fired, not because she wore it.
 
2012-01-13 03:13:46 PM  
No no, Subby, we always refer to it as "a fake penis", never "your fake penis".
 
2012-01-13 03:16:07 PM  
She's not grown up with one and so it's hardly surprising that she hasn't figured out what the rules are.

1) Don't show your penis at work.
2) Don't talk about your penis at work.
3) Don't look or talk about anyone else's penis at work.
4) Your penis is really, really neither unusual or interesting.
5) I can't believe I'm writing this.
 
2012-01-13 03:16:12 PM  
Why in the fresh hell would she even mention it to a co-worker? If a male said to a female that his dick was bigger around than it was long, kind of like a tuna can, he would be in deep crap.
 
2012-01-13 03:17:19 PM  
She felt wearing a fake penis was the cool thing to do?

The penis is the most cumbersome thing you have. It hangs there, you have to shift it, it shrinks when you go into the pool, you get raging hard-ons at the worst times.

But, being able to piss nearly anywhere and also sticking it into a vagina from time to time makes it all worthwhile.
 
2012-01-13 03:18:34 PM  
I came home from work today dead tired
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it at my desk, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I get stressed out at work
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up my work and talked to the office manager
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the first aid cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people I work with
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.
 
2012-01-13 03:18:49 PM  
And Peg was her name O
 
2012-01-13 03:19:43 PM  
Not impressed:

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2012-01-13 03:19:47 PM  

gaslight: She's not grown up with one and so it's hardly surprising that she hasn't figured out what the rules are.

1) Don't show your penis at work.
2) Don't talk about your penis at work.
3) Don't look or talk about anyone else's penis at work.
4) Your penis is really, really neither unusual or interesting.
5) I can't believe I'm writing this.


At least you didn't include the rule "You do not talk about Penis Club".
 
2012-01-13 03:20:27 PM  
Article is useless without pics since I can't decide if I'm supposed to be offended by her and her wishes (not hot) or should I spend the rest of the day with an akward bone-on thinking about Bailey Jay(hot).

NTTAWWT!
 
2012-01-13 03:20:38 PM  
You know what's funnier than than a penis joke in a _____? Nothing.
 
2012-01-13 03:22:10 PM  

AlwaysRightBoy: You know what's funnier than than a penis joke in a _____? Nothing.


There goes 'than' again?
 
2012-01-13 03:23:11 PM  

Oznog: I came home from work today dead tired
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it at my desk, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I get stressed out at work
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up my work and talked to the office manager
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the first aid cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people I work with
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.


You're awfully late to the party.
 
2012-01-13 03:23:23 PM  
It's like when women at work talk about their nipples and breastfeeding when I'm eating my lunch in the break room.

No need for that.
 
2012-01-13 03:24:00 PM  

cig-mkr: wearing a prosthetic penis
Aren't they called "strapons" ?


If I recall correctly, the technical term is "modified wooden toilet paper holder."
 
2012-01-13 03:24:29 PM  
A relevant comic image, not sure if safe for Fark: Surprise
 
2012-01-13 03:24:41 PM  

Chiquidin: Only woman I ever want to see with a penis is one with mine in her hands.

//still want to be attached to it and enjoying what she'd be doing to it.


Treating it like a bottle of ketchup?
 
2012-01-13 03:26:34 PM  

toddalmighty: Oznog: I came home from work today dead tired
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it at my desk, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I get stressed out at work
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up my work and talked to the office manager
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the first aid cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes

You're awfully late to the party.


But *I* went to the effort.
 
2012-01-13 03:26:50 PM  

rudemix: Article is useless without pics since I can't decide if I'm supposed to be offended by her and her wishes (not hot) or should I spend the rest of the day with an akward bone-on thinking about Bailey Jay(hot).

NTTAWWT!


Curse you. Now I have another thing to look up when I get home.

/She has some hot vids.
 
2012-01-13 03:28:06 PM  

StanleyPuff: Chiquidin: Only woman I ever want to see with a penis is one with mine in her hands.

//still want to be attached to it and enjoying what she'd be doing to it.

Treating it like a bottle of ketchup?


Don't you like it when women crank your dick around like an Atari joystick because they think whatever they do feels good?
 
2012-01-13 03:29:00 PM  

StanleyPuff: Chiquidin: Only woman I ever want to see with a penis is one with mine in her hands.

//still want to be attached to it and enjoying what she'd be doing to it.

Treating it like a bottle of ketchup?


Sticking a knife in it, and then banging on the end until red goop comes out?
 
2012-01-13 03:29:35 PM  

Jake Havechek: It's like when women at work talk about their nipples and breastfeeding when I'm eating my lunch in the break room.

No need for that.


You've got a better break room then me. All we talk about are invoices, AP, AR and sales tax. I would much rather talk about nipples and breasts...
 
2012-01-13 03:29:50 PM  
I hear ya, subby. I got fired from my job for sticking my penis in the meat grinder.
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Oh, and the meat grinder?
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She got fired, too.
 
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