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(Fark)   Is there a way to unstretch pantyhose by washing them or something? I don't want my wife yelling at me again   (fark.com) divider line 612
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2012-01-13 02:16:41 PM

stevetherobot: [a.abcnews.go.com image 413x310]

This is relevant to his interests.


If pantyhose are good enough for Joe, then there good enough for Kwame.
 
2012-01-13 02:16:59 PM

there their theyre: Cajnik: [i939.photobucket.com image 640x426]

WTF? IS that a real doll convention or some shiat.


yeah I found that last week on /r/pics - I wondered when I would ever use it, but I saved it anyway...
 
2012-01-13 02:17:01 PM
Oh hey, another TFD jerkoff thread foisted upon the rest of the site
 
2012-01-13 02:17:11 PM

basemetal: THIS is why I love this site!


This!

/Honored to be part of it!
//FARK rules!
 
2012-01-13 02:17:48 PM
i198.photobucket.com

Tough look...
 
2012-01-13 02:18:28 PM

basemetal: NSFW???? Link (new window)


Well HE's a happy pirate.
 
2012-01-13 02:19:47 PM
Another liter posting in a possible sponsor thread.

/what, do you want me to dance or something?
 
2012-01-13 02:19:51 PM

birdmanesq: HA! I love the instructions on how to put on mantyhose.

Thanks, expobill.


thanks teh internets and kwames!
 
2012-01-13 02:19:53 PM
Kwame, there are far better ways to make a name for yourself around here. Not that any of them are open to you at this point, but just to note.
 
2012-01-13 02:21:22 PM
i288.photobucket.com

Lutz
 
2012-01-13 02:21:58 PM
Okay...there's already almost 400 posts. Did Subby get outted, or would I be wasting my time?
 
2012-01-13 02:22:02 PM
This is an actual catalog image:

www.auroradancewear.co.uk

Seriously, Tutus?
 
2012-01-13 02:22:19 PM
/Slowly backs out of thread...
/insta-slashy. It's legit, yo!
 
2012-01-13 02:22:32 PM

penguinfark: /I am not nubianrdly


I remember some guy roll in and insist he was not ni**ardly, which was autocorrected to nubianly... then post moments later that he was not nubianly, he didn't type that word, that he has a PhD in English, and that it's not a bad word. Then he posted nubianly a few times, apparently trying to fool the filter.
 
2012-01-13 02:22:40 PM
Either wash & dry them on delicate settings (put them in a hosiery bag to keep them safe from melting in the dryer) or soak them in very hot water then line dry them.

And dear lord, if you're going to wear your wife's hose, remember to roll them off as you take them off, then unroll them to put them away. Just shoving them off is what causes the stretching.

/Yes, I'm taking this far too seriously.
 
2012-01-13 02:22:55 PM

Weidbrewer: Okay...there's already almost 400 posts. Did Subby get outted, or would I be wasting my time?


Yes.

Kwame.

/ Dude makes better TFDs than I ever could.
 
2012-01-13 02:23:25 PM
www.bamkapow.com
 
2012-01-13 02:24:11 PM
stick them in the microwave with a serving spoon in each leg, set at 52.395%. They'll shrink right up.
 
2012-01-13 02:24:14 PM

Amberwind: And dear lord, if you're going to wear your wife's hose, remember to roll them off as you take them off, then unroll them to put them away. Just shoving them off is what causes the stretching.

/Yes, I'm taking this far too seriously.


My wife never wears pantyhoses because it gets all weird. Maybe if I tell her this trick, she'll wear them more often if she wants.
 
2012-01-13 02:24:31 PM

Cajnik: [i939.photobucket.com image 640x426]


Officially skeeved out, thanks.
 
2012-01-13 02:25:14 PM
In other tights related news, I pulled some muscle in my back on Wednesday when I was trying to take off my running tights.

If I only knew then what I know now.
 
2012-01-13 02:25:55 PM
Kwame, thank you for these threads. Staged or not, I appreciate the belly laugh these always bring me. Always a lift to my mood.
 
2012-01-13 02:27:00 PM

spill_thrill: Oh hey, another TFD jerkoff thread foisted upon the rest of the site


It must be so tough being you, forced to read our drek.
 
2012-01-13 02:27:49 PM
Several new memes were born in this thread, I see.
 
2012-01-13 02:27:50 PM
Now THIS is awesome! I can totally see my lovely angel wearing this:

www.coolthings.com
 
2012-01-13 02:28:35 PM
Kwame, relax she will get mad over some else mundane...like tuna fish in the mayo jar.
 
2012-01-13 02:29:15 PM
...and that's the point.

Kwame is an artist and his medium is the wind-up. Honestly, would hardly think of spending the $ to lurk and occasionally post if the wind-up threads weren't so intentionally over the top funny.

Excellent work, funnyman, and even better work Moderator on bringing something amusing out on an otherwise dreary Friday.
 
2012-01-13 02:29:20 PM

RocketRod: Officially skeeved out, thanks.


As I said, I had no idea when I would be able to use that, and then this trainwreck presented itself a week later.

But, you're welcome
 
2012-01-13 02:29:43 PM
0.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com

...

Damn.
 
2012-01-13 02:30:13 PM

CrispFlows: My wife never wears pantyhoses because it gets all weird. Maybe if I tell her this trick, she'll wear them more often if she wants.


You might also want to tell her not to tie them in a knot to put them away - that also causes weird stretching. I keep mine in sandwich bags, so they don't get messed up and stay neat in the sock drawer.
 
2012-01-13 02:30:25 PM

CrispFlows: [www.coolthings.com image 482x484]


I was going to say that is kind of cool, but then I thought, "Hm, who would really want to suggest that they have a tree growing down from their pubic region..."
 
2012-01-13 02:32:11 PM
I would never buy myself a Realdoll™, but if some rich TFer bought me one, Id gladly accept it.
 
2012-01-13 02:32:25 PM
www.threadbombing.com
 
2012-01-13 02:32:43 PM
www.timlegwear.com
 
2012-01-13 02:32:49 PM
... what if. What if Kwame was serious?
 
2012-01-13 02:33:40 PM
Don't see the problem here:
i208.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-13 02:33:57 PM
If this is what you do all day, I'm so f*cking glad I don't have TF.
 
2012-01-13 02:34:39 PM

Uchiha_Cycliste: ... what if. What if Kwame was serious?


It's better if you don't ask.
 
2012-01-13 02:35:21 PM

kwame: Uchiha_Cycliste: ... what if. What if Kwame was serious?

It's better if you don't ask.


that's what I thought. Forget I asked =D
 
2012-01-13 02:35:47 PM

Amberwind: You might also want to tell her not to tie them in a knot to put them away - that also causes weird stretching. I keep mine in sandwich bags, so they don't get messed up and stay neat in the sock drawer.


Keeps the smell locked in too - all of the reputable used panty dealers on Ebay use this method.
 
2012-01-13 02:35:49 PM
i174.photobucket.com

Approve
 
2012-01-13 02:36:11 PM

PanicMan: If this is what you do all day, I'm so f*cking glad I don't have TF.


No, sometimes we also make fun of liters instead of TFers. Did you see the magic red-green-red thread yesterday?
 
2012-01-13 02:37:04 PM

kwame: Uchiha_Cycliste: ... what if. What if Kwame was serious?

It's better if you don't ask.


I'm serious. A pic. Any pic. Hot texting. You name it. Heavy breathing. Hot possesex Just post a picture of yourself. In hose.
doooooeeeetttttttt
 
2012-01-13 02:37:37 PM

PanicMan: If this is what you do all day, I'm so f*cking glad I don't have TF.


Well, we also give free dating advice.
 
2012-01-13 02:38:25 PM
next you'll be telling me that some of the manliest, hairiest, lushest and toughest men on the planet wear skirts...

nice try, fark.
 
2012-01-13 02:39:55 PM
I love how he looks so pissed off:

i238.photobucket.com

/ Hey, Fark Rulemakers: Increase size limits. PNGs don't do well under 250 kilobytes.
 
2012-01-13 02:40:21 PM

PanicMan: If this is what you do all day, I'm so f*cking glad I don't have TF.


we also consult on genital retrieval vis a vis slatted chairs
 
2012-01-13 02:40:35 PM

Ras-Algethi: kwame: Uchiha_Cycliste: ... what if. What if Kwame was serious?

It's better if you don't ask.

I'm serious. A pic. Any pic. Hot texting. You name it. Heavy breathing. Hot possesex Just post a picture of yourself. In hose.
doooooeeeetttttttt


Can a 1 handed man
i0.kym-cdn.com
Have cybersex?
 
2012-01-13 02:41:18 PM
I suppose this isn't the tread to discuss what I wear to ride a bike in the wintertime...
 
2012-01-13 02:41:40 PM
whats going on in here?
 
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