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birdmanesq [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:03:49 PM
I laughed.
 
twobux
2012-01-13 12:03:57 PM
I hate myself for chuckling at that.
 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:04:02 PM
I snickered at this one.
Good jorb!
 
EviLincoln [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:04:19 PM
Just buy your own.
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:04:37 PM
Please out this submitter and turn this green!
 
dhambrick [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:04:41 PM
Just buy her a new pair, then

EviLincoln: Just buy your own.
 
mryoop789 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:04:42 PM
EVERYONE KNOWS YOU DON'T STRETCH OUT YOUR WIFE'S PANTYHOSE WHEN YOU WEAR THEM, KWAME.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:05:11 PM
Jizz on them. As the semen dries it will contract and pull the nylon back to its original shape.
 
EviLincoln [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:05:18 PM
I'm wearing thermal tights right now and I'm all man.
 
EggFool [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:05:37 PM
You just reminded me of a funny story. My ex was a really big guy and he dressed up as Cheech for Halloween in the pink tutu outfit. He went to get pink pantyhose and the lady showed him the queen size ones. He asked "Don't you have king size?" And she said "No. They're pantyhose."

Also, I don't know. Put them in the dryer?
 
birdmanesq [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:05:44 PM
EviLincoln: I'm wearing thermal tights right now and I'm all man.

And I laughed at that.
 
oldfarthenry [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:07:20 PM
Do pantyhose hold the glutes together for a more pleasing fart sound?
I've always wondered about that.
 
EviLincoln [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:07:42 PM
birdmanesq: EviLincoln: I'm wearing thermal tights right now and I'm all man.

And I laughed at that.

OW. My ego!
 
mryoop789 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:08:57 PM
oldfarthenry: Do pantyhose hold the glutes together for a more pleasing fart sound?
I've always wondered about that.

No, they inflate.
 
Mr. Bungle At Work
2012-01-13 12:14:52 PM
Put them in the freezer.

Or go buy some of those pantyhose that come in the eggs. I love those things.
 
terbak
2012-01-13 12:17:23 PM
Ponzholio Jizz on them. As the semen dries it will contract and pull the nylon back to its original shape.

And, you would know this from personal experience?
 
Ras-Algethi [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:19:42 PM
basemetal: Please out this submitter and turn this green!

YES
 
Moderator [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:23:57 PM
Dammit Kwame
 
VTGremlin
2012-01-13 12:23:58 PM
What do the parents at Chuck E Cheese say when they see you have pantyhose on though?
 
VTGremlin
2012-01-13 12:24:41 PM
Moderator: Dammit Kwame

Hah. But damn, I was wrong.
 
mryoop789 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:25:08 PM
Moderator: Dammit Kwame

I bet you laughed, though.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:26:32 PM
terbak: Ponzholio Jizz on them. As the semen dries it will contract and pull the nylon back to its original shape.

And, you would know this from personal experience?

It's kinda like discovering penicillin. You may accidentally learn something, and sometimes something good comes (no pun intended) from it.
 
kwame [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:26:47 PM
:(
 
EviLincoln [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:27:18 PM
AWESOME.
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:29:24 PM
Bah ha ha ha ha !

/now please green this!
 
Ras-Algethi [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:30:44 PM
Moderator: Dammit Kwame

Hey. At least he's entertaining.
 
birdmanesq [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:30:57 PM
Moderator: Dammit Kwame

Oh, come on. Of all the fake threads he posts this is among the hilariousest.

And, of course, this:

basemetal: /now please green this!
 
EviLincoln [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:32:45 PM
basemetal: Bah ha ha ha ha !

/now please green this!

YES! PLEASE!
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:34:31 PM
Come on, modmins, green this. I promise to sponsor some liters in the thread.
 
EatHam [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:35:59 PM
lol
 
EviLincoln [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:36:02 PM
I promise to give you the greatest thread next week if you green this.
 
terbak
2012-01-13 12:40:39 PM
Ponzholio

So it was like a science experiment that went wrong? Riiight. I'm pretty sure we all believe that
 
RedPhoenix122 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:45:06 PM
terbak: Ponzholio

So it was like a science experiment that went wrong? Riiight. I'm pretty sure we all believe that

Don't pass judgement, he could have been just using them to choke himself.
 
EggFool [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:50:04 PM
SH*T!
 
EviLincoln [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:50:34 PM
BHAHAHAHAHA
 
Mrs.Sharpier [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:50:49 PM
have you stuck them in a dryer?

do you wear her shoes too?
 
gambitsgirl [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:51:11 PM
basemetal: Bah ha ha ha ha !

/now please green this!


O_O

these new rules - they scare me!
 
RedPartyPenguins
2012-01-13 12:52:47 PM
Well there goes my afternoon. Bye bye work.
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:53:08 PM
I see I'm going to be doing some sponsorships. Awesome. Break out the kwame pics!
 
ami5000 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:53:13 PM
Hahahaha excellent.
 
Alpha Sierra Foxtrot [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:53:22 PM
Time the f*ck out.

Your wife's pantyhose or your Real Doll's? I am so confused.
 
loonatic112358
2012-01-13 12:53:42 PM
kwame: :(

so how does your real doll feel about you in panty hose?
 
Lane83 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:54:03 PM
I'm just a little amazed you worry what your Real Dolls think when you wear "their" hose, kwame.

A real man would pick them up and put them back in the kitchen.
 
EviLincoln [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:54:15 PM
Thank you mods. I will live up to what I said.
 
tin_man [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:54:24 PM
They really seem to love you, dude.
 
loonatic112358
2012-01-13 12:55:21 PM
Lane83: I'm just a little amazed you worry what your Real Dolls think when you wear "their" hose, kwame.

A real man would pick them up and put them back in the kitchen.

they're real to him, man
 
gambitsgirl [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:55:38 PM
I've been gone a while. Can someone fill me in on the Kwame Real Doll thing?
 
basemetal [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:57:20 PM
i369.photobucket.com
 
loonatic112358
2012-01-13 12:57:53 PM
gambitsgirl: I've been gone a while. Can someone fill me in on the Kwame Real Doll thing?

his last attempt to force trainwrecky thread that he was outed on, also went green.

thanks for the fake mammaries kwame (new window)
 
Lundyn [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:58:23 PM
lulz
 
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