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2012-01-13 01:29:25 PM  

Moderator: Dammit Kwame


Never mind. I figured it out.
 
2012-01-13 01:29:35 PM  
Hahahaha, you guys ame up.
 
2012-01-13 01:29:48 PM  

RedPhoenix122: terbak: Ponzholio

So it was like a science experiment that went wrong? Riiight. I'm pretty sure we all believe that

Don't pass judgement, he could have been just using them to choke himself.


Yea, you're right. I didn't think about that aspect.

lol
 
2012-01-13 01:29:53 PM  
i690.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-13 01:29:58 PM  

vudukungfu: mryoop789: oldfarthenry: Do pantyhose hold the glutes together for a more pleasing fart sound?
I've always wondered about that.

No, they inflate.

You end up with bubbles around your ankles when you take your ski boots off.


and you know how women get a "run" in their hose? that's actually like a stretch mark. they farted too much and the fabric stretched at a weak point.
 
2012-01-13 01:30:17 PM  
Well, there goes my lunch.
 
2012-01-13 01:30:25 PM  

gambitsgirl: Third In Line: gambitsgirl: wait...

drew said I was correct


the buttons are ok I guess

Now Imma hafta change your color to brown.


I SAID I'MA SHANK A biatch IF SHE DON'T BUTT OUT...

i'm sorry
i didn't mean it
i have no clue what came over me

may I stay pink please?


I's jest razzin ya, darlin.
 
2012-01-13 01:30:31 PM  

2.bp.blogspot.com

 
2012-01-13 01:30:50 PM  
i690.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-13 01:30:59 PM  
This is why I never marry a woman who's thinner than me.
 
2012-01-13 01:31:11 PM  

sugarhi: KatjaMouse: that void that is the laundry pit.

I hate that place! I've lost so many cute pairs of undies, countless socks, and a nice shirt or two.


You'll get them back when I'm done with them
 
2012-01-13 01:31:19 PM  

headstone: gambitsgirl: wait...

drew said I was correct


the buttons are ok I guess

You sold out.



you thought I was expensive? really?
 
2012-01-13 01:31:30 PM  
i690.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-13 01:31:58 PM  
blogs.villagevoice.com
 
2012-01-13 01:32:07 PM  
Buy own pantyhose. Save Marriage.
 
2012-01-13 01:32:24 PM  

loonatic112358: gambitsgirl: OMG STFU DREW AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT HERE

Cleanup Aisle 3, we got another squirter


Now THAT's some funny shiat right there.
 
2012-01-13 01:32:31 PM  

gambitsgirl: you thought I was expensive? really?


Nope.

Tziva: /here for pete's images. GET ON IT MAN.


I'm done for a bit. Don't want to blow my load too quickly.
 
2012-01-13 01:32:40 PM  
Yeah, those mantyhose pictures really aren't getting enough play in this thread.
 
2012-01-13 01:32:41 PM  
i1122.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-13 01:32:46 PM  

Crocodilly_Pontifex: that's actually like a stretch mark. they farted too much and the fabric stretched at a weak point.


I hear methane tears apart polymer resonance..
 
2012-01-13 01:33:02 PM  

loonatic112358: gambitsgirl: OMG STFU DREW AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT HERE

Cleanup Aisle 3, we got another squirter


fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-01-13 01:33:07 PM  
Now I need to post kwame's crotch shot. IT'S STILL IN MY BUCKET, KWAME.
 
2012-01-13 01:33:16 PM  

bigpete53: I'm done for a bit. Don't want to blow my load too quickly.


save your strength, I suspect this one could be here for the long haul
 
2012-01-13 01:33:16 PM  
fair enough.
 
2012-01-13 01:33:24 PM  

gambitsgirl: headstone: gambitsgirl: wait...

drew said I was correct


the buttons are ok I guess

You sold out.


you thought I was expensive? really?



I have two pens, a quarter and a tic tac.
 
2012-01-13 01:33:46 PM  
I dressed up as Jared the Goblin King for Halloween. Definitely had to stuff a sock...I just don't have Bowie's goods.

/kept the tights
 
2012-01-13 01:33:53 PM  
Alright. So I know I give Drew five bucks a month for something or another, but I don't spend much time in TFD threads. Could someone give me the quick rundown on why Kwame gets blamed for everything?

So far, I've been able to deduce that he has some sort of strange affinity for real dolls and mantyhose, but let he who doesn't cast the first stone, etc.

Also, I was promised a Kwamejob a few weeks ago, but I have yet to take delivery.
 
2012-01-13 01:34:02 PM  

kwame: So, uh.

It's a taco regardless of what kind of filling there is in the tortilla?

...

anyone?


i think so.....even the tacos made in Canada!
 
2012-01-13 01:34:23 PM  
a.abcnews.go.com

This is relevant to his interests.
 
2012-01-13 01:34:46 PM  

GleeUnit: why Kwame gets blamed for everything?


He submits fake surveys and advice threads all the time.
 
2012-01-13 01:34:58 PM  

gambitsgirl: loonatic112358: gambitsgirl: OMG STFU DREW AND I ARE HAVING A MOMENT HERE

Cleanup Aisle 3, we got another squirter

[fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 404x290]


Oh look, perfect it's the baking aisle, we can just roll you in flour to find the wet spt
 
2012-01-13 01:35:06 PM  

mryoop789: sugarhi: I don't like calling it pantyhose, I just call it stockings or tights.

It has the word panty in it, it's just weird.

Mantyhose?
[lh5.googleusercontent.com image 358x512]


Aw shiat. I just laughed really loud. Farking Mantyhose.
 
2012-01-13 01:35:06 PM  

sugarhi: KatjaMouse: that void that is the laundry pit.

I hate that place! I've lost so many cute pairs of undies, countless socks, and a nice shirt or two.


I just don't understand how my shoes get in there.
 
2012-01-13 01:35:09 PM  
What the hell is this tag after my handl....oh lord...
 
2012-01-13 01:35:13 PM  

Third In Line:
I's jest razzin ya, darlin.


you are my sunshine
 
2012-01-13 01:35:13 PM  

GleeUnit: Could someone give me the quick rundown on why Kwame gets blamed for everything?


I don't do anything. They out me because they're all jealous and sh*t.
 
2012-01-13 01:35:17 PM  
Can we out the TFette who cheated on her hubby of 4 months?
 
2012-01-13 01:35:20 PM  

GleeUnit: Alright. So I know I give Drew five bucks a month for something or another, but I don't spend much time in TFD threads. Could someone give me the quick rundown on why Kwame gets blamed for everything?


Well, because it's his fault.

... I wish I had photoshop at work.
 
2012-01-13 01:35:26 PM  

mryoop789: GleeUnit: why Kwame gets blamed for everything?

He submits fake surveys and advice threads all the time.


You think this one's fake?
 
2012-01-13 01:35:30 PM  

headstone: I have two pens, a quarter and a tic tac.


What kind of tic tacs?

This is important.
 
2012-01-13 01:35:31 PM  

basemetal: Come on, modmins, green this. I promise to sponsor some liters in the thread.


*clears throat*
 
2012-01-13 01:35:37 PM  

GleeUnit: Could someone give me the quick rundown on why Kwame gets blamed for everything?


TFD is a little racist.
 
2012-01-13 01:35:49 PM  

stevetherobot: [a.abcnews.go.com image 413x310]

This is relevant to his interests.



I dunno, I don't think kwame can fit that football in his ass.
 
2012-01-13 01:36:12 PM  

GleeUnit: Also, I was promised a Kwamejob a few weeks ago, but I have yet to take delivery.


i690.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-13 01:36:16 PM  
Well, This should be fun...
 
2012-01-13 01:36:31 PM  

kwame: GleeUnit: Could someone give me the quick rundown on why Kwame gets blamed for everything?

I don't do anything. They out me because they're all jealous and sh*t.


Yeah, they can't afford a RealDoll.
 
2012-01-13 01:36:33 PM  
Who wants to be in my band Real Dolls and Mantyhose?
 
2012-01-13 01:36:38 PM  
Whoah!
Thanks, Bunnyhat.
I've been home sick for a few days, and this may let me live through the weekend.
 
2012-01-13 01:36:43 PM  

MorningConstitution: Can we out the TFette who cheated on her hubby of 4 months?


I think "she" outted herself in that thread. Or someone else took credit. Whatever.

That thread definitely should have been greened, though. Best and most bizarre derailment ever. GOOD JOB TMLO GOOD JOB.
 
2012-01-13 01:36:50 PM  

Crocodilly_Pontifex: vudukungfu: mryoop789: oldfarthenry: Do pantyhose hold the glutes together for a more pleasing fart sound?
I've always wondered about that.

No, they inflate.

You end up with bubbles around your ankles when you take your ski boots off.

and you know how women get a "run" in their hose? that's actually like a stretch mark. they farted too much and the fabric stretched at a weak point.


Ok, now you're just messing with us.
 
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