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2012-01-13 01:04:43 PM
Why?, why?, why?
 
2012-01-13 01:05:56 PM
No,no,no.
 
2012-01-13 01:06:11 PM
c-ment: Why?, why?, why?

Mo' money! Mo' money! Mo' money!
 
2012-01-13 01:06:46 PM
I hope there's a surfing competition.
 
2012-01-13 01:07:12 PM
c-ment: Why?, why?, why?

Apos: No,no,no.

craphound.com
 
2012-01-13 01:10:10 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

"Who Me? Nah!"
 
2012-01-13 01:10:27 PM
What are 3 things that shouldn't be made?
 
2012-01-13 01:10:30 PM
"Community" season 4!
"Community" season 4!
"Community" season 4!
 
2012-01-13 01:11:30 PM
YES! YES! YES!
 
2012-01-13 01:18:08 PM
Daylight come and me want to go home.
 
2012-01-13 01:24:32 PM
A movie based on how Beetlejuice lived and died and started to live again as a ghost (with the most, obviously) is the only thing I could see working....if at all.
 
2012-01-13 01:24:32 PM
FTFA: "a sequel was planned in the early '90s with the title Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian. Burton had planned to return as director, but the project failed to develop beyond an initial screenplay."

Thank FSM for that. Wow.
 
2012-01-13 01:27:03 PM
So here's the problem with sequels:

1. They are cash cows, so the studios like 'em. Established characters, usually cheap to make, and people go see them, even if they suck.

2. Certain movies are so perfect on their own, and create such a unique niche that a sequel comes across no better than a straight to DVD ripoff. The Matrix is a good example. First movie rocked, new worlds of thought, excellently told, awesome effects, but by the first sequel, we were already tired of all of the bullet time effects and needed a whole new perspective on the story to make it worthwhile. This did not happen.

3. There is a magic timeframe. If you act too fast, people see it as a money grab. XXX was a great example, they were shooting the second one before they even knew if the first one would be any good... Conversely, if you wait too long, the premise is 'aged', the same characters and jokes aren't funny, the same plotlines aren't as dramatic, etc... Nobody cares about the jokes after 20 years, the movie is a classic, but making a sequel just doesn't work.

If there isn't the perfect combination of factors, the sequels almost always suck horribly. There are great sequels, of course, but it's because they didn't wait too long before movies, they found ways to age the story and the characters to be fresh again, and they didn't come across as trying to use your wallet as an ATM. The original Star Wars trilogy, the 1st 3 Indiana Jones movies, and the Back to the Future movies are all examples of successful sequels. Just like I don't want to see a new Bill and Ted movie, I don't want to see a sequel to Beetlejuice.
 
2012-01-13 01:30:05 PM
Ghostbusters 3/Beetlejuice 2: Don't Fire Til You See the Crazy in his Eyes

Raping a generation's childhood soon at a theater near you.
 
2012-01-13 01:35:32 PM
img827.imageshack.us
OK
www.bahighlife.com
OK......wearing tons of makeup anyway

images4.fanpop.com
OK
movieactors.com
Um......a little nip and tuck plus the gym then maybe
www.pbs.org
maybe...or maybe not
crackbillionair.files.wordpress.com
NO NO NO NO NO NO!
 
2012-01-13 01:47:13 PM
Good luck getting Michael Keaton to spend a few months sleeping in a trailer instead of on his mattress filled with Batman money.
 
2012-01-13 01:53:54 PM
Oh. Surprise, surprise! Tim Burton is going to plagiarize himself to make a movie.

Like that never happens...
 
2012-01-13 02:02:55 PM
content9.flixster.com

Squeal, little piggy!
 
2012-01-13 02:03:37 PM
Mikey1969: So here's the problem with sequels:

1. They are cash cows, so the studios like 'em. Established characters, usually cheap to make, and people go see them, even if they suck.

2. Certain movies are so perfect on their own, and create such a unique niche that a sequel comes across no better than a straight to DVD ripoff. The Matrix is a good example. First movie rocked, new worlds of thought, excellently told, awesome effects, but by the first sequel, we were already tired of all of the bullet time effects and needed a whole new perspective on the story to make it worthwhile. This did not happen.

3. There is a magic timeframe. If you act too fast, people see it as a money grab. XXX was a great example, they were shooting the second one before they even knew if the first one would be any good... Conversely, if you wait too long, the premise is 'aged', the same characters and jokes aren't funny, the same plotlines aren't as dramatic, etc... Nobody cares about the jokes after 20 years, the movie is a classic, but making a sequel just doesn't work.

If there isn't the perfect combination of factors, the sequels almost always suck horribly. There are great sequels, of course, but it's because they didn't wait too long before movies, they found ways to age the story and the characters to be fresh again, and they didn't come across as trying to use your wallet as an ATM. The original Star Wars trilogy, the 1st 3 Indiana Jones movies, and the Back to the Future movies are all examples of successful sequels. Just like I don't want to see a new Bill and Ted movie, I don't want to see a sequel to Beetlejuice.


One other thing to note: Nine out of ten good sequels were planned along with the original movie, or at least the door was left open for the sequel to exist. The crappy ones are often those that were planned later and spend the entire first act retconning/casually dismissing important bits (especially from the end) of the first movie in order to make the plot of this one work.

/See MIB II, Highlander sequels, etc.
 
2012-01-13 02:04:47 PM
Red Shirt Blues: [img827.imageshack.us image 640x270]
OK
[www.bahighlife.com image 450x521]
OK......wearing tons of makeup anyway
[images4.fanpop.com image 640x899]
OK
[movieactors.com image 533x340]
Um......a little nip and tuck plus the gym then maybe
[www.pbs.org image 250x220]
maybe...or maybe not
[crackbillionair.files.wordpress.com image 300x368]
NO NO NO NO NO NO!


You forgot:

images.inquisitr.com
Dead.
 
2012-01-13 02:05:47 PM
As much as I would like this to be a good thing, if he casts the Depp/Bonham-Carter duo, I'll be skipping
 
2012-01-13 02:06:18 PM
For the most part, I have always enjoyed a Tim Burton movie.....I would wait until this one actually gets made (which I don't think will happen) before making any judgement calls on it. More backstory on Betelgeuse could be interesting.....
 
2012-01-13 02:07:05 PM
Red Shirt Blues: [img827.imageshack.us image 640x270]
OK
[www.bahighlife.com image 450x521]
OK......wearing tons of makeup anyway
[images4.fanpop.com image 640x899]
OK
[movieactors.com image 533x340]
Um......a little nip and tuck plus the gym then maybe
[www.pbs.org image 250x220]
maybe...or maybe not
[crackbillionair.files.wordpress.com image 300x368]
NO NO NO NO NO NO!


What does Natalie Portman have to do with Beetlejuice?
 
2012-01-13 02:09:20 PM
Yes totally, but they to put in Shia Lebouff as Beetlejuice only way the movie would work.
 
2012-01-13 02:10:49 PM
As long as it's Michael Keaton, it'll be funny. Who cares about plot? His one liners are what made the first one.

/get a new cast, we don't need bloated Baldwin in it.
 
2012-01-13 02:14:16 PM
Have any of you watched "Beetlejuice" lately?

I remember liking it when it came out. Everybody liked it. I think I saw it 3 times in the theater.

But HOLY CRAP is that a weak movie. Almost nothing actually happens. People remember Beetlejuice being funny, and he has a few good lines, but he's barely in the movie at all. And the whole "Burton-esque" look of it is really tiresome, these days.

They don't need a sequel.
 
2012-01-13 02:23:45 PM
Why do you even need the original cast (beyond Keaton)? Maybe as a cameo, but you're talking about an entire amusing mythology based on an overly bureaucratic afterlife filled with misleading forms, unposted rules, and tons of red tape. Beatlejuice is just a crazy mercenary contractor that breaks the rules. The family from the first movie was just a single case of newbies entering the system and feeling lost. There's so much that can be explored beyond that.

Likely this will totally blow, but there is potential. It's not played out, and it's a moderately original idea/universe.
 
2012-01-13 02:24:22 PM
hbk72777

As long as it's Michael Keaton, it'll be funny. Who cares about plot? His one liners are what made the first one.

/get a new cast, we don't need bloated Baldwin in it.


Keaton hasn't done a lot of comedy in the past 8 - 10 years it seems.....last thing I remember him as the main star was White Noise from 2005....which wasn't that good.
 
2012-01-13 02:25:12 PM
DonkeyDixon: As much as I would like this to be a good thing, if he casts the Depp/Bonham-Carter duo, I'll be skipping

This is part of what I came here to say. The film will be no good without Burton. The old Burton, who didn't rely on so much CGI. But he can't seem to do anything without Depp and HBC, and I can do without Beetlejuice's even wackier younger brother or Lydia's actual birth mother (she's adopted, I just know it). So I just don't want to see this movie.
 
2012-01-13 02:28:32 PM
karnal: For the most part, I have always enjoyed a Tim Burton movie.....I would wait until this one actually gets made (which I don't think will happen) before making any judgement calls on it. More backstory on Betelgeuse could be interesting.....

JonZoidberg: FTFA: "a sequel was planned in the early '90s with the title Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian. Burton had planned to return as director, but the project failed to develop beyond an initial screenplay."

Thank FSM for that. Wow.


Yanno, I think one episode of the cartoon series loosely used that concept.

/Of course, that was a show that was so far form cannon that Lydia and Beetlejuice were actually friends
 
2012-01-13 02:29:58 PM
JFC that site is horrendous

/it's a trap!
 
2012-01-13 02:43:56 PM
urban.derelict: JFC that site is horrendous

/it's a trap!


It is a trap. I could never get past the add to see the article.
 
2012-01-13 02:49:18 PM
rocketfizzvegas.com

There you go that's how he makes his escape out of purgatory or whatever he was in
 
2012-01-13 03:12:08 PM
nice fkn model!! BONK BONK!!!

that line always cracked me up
 
2012-01-13 03:30:49 PM
JonZoidberg: FTFA: "a sequel was planned in the early '90s with the title Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian. Burton had planned to return as director, but the project failed to develop beyond an initial screenplay."

Thank FSM for that. Wow.


"Didn't we say all we needed to say in the first film?...Must we go tropical?"
 
2012-01-13 03:50:39 PM
Well considering that the title character was in less than 1/4 of the movie Im gonna say no.
 
2012-01-13 04:02:10 PM
Fireproof: One other thing to note: Nine out of ten good sequels were planned along with the original movie, or at least the door was left open for the sequel to exist. The crappy ones are often those that were planned later and spend the entire first act retconning/casually dismissing important bits (especially from the end) of the first movie in order to make the plot of this one work.

/See MIB II, Highlander sequels, etc.



IMHO, MIBII wasn't horrible, but it definitely didn't have that magic element the first one had. Highlander sequels most definitely sucked, but the TV show was actually pretty good, definitely better than the sequels. Wish I'd gotten in from the beginning, but I didn't really have much hope. My loss...
 
2012-01-13 04:05:33 PM
Khellendros: Why do you even need the original cast (beyond Keaton)? Maybe as a cameo, but you're talking about an entire amusing mythology based on an overly bureaucratic afterlife filled with misleading forms, unposted rules, and tons of red tape. Beatlejuice is just a crazy mercenary contractor that breaks the rules. The family from the first movie was just a single case of newbies entering the system and feeling lost. There's so much that can be explored beyond that.

Likely this will totally blow, but there is potential. It's not played out, and it's a moderately original idea/universe.


I agree, Keaton is necessary, but everyone else could be tossed...

Although, Winona Ryder encountering Beetlejuice as an adult, and maybe having forgotten about everything might work.

I'd rather not have the movie than gamble that this will suck, though...
 
2012-01-13 04:06:12 PM
Beetlejiuce would make a good theme park ride, I'll give it that.

Oh shiat, in the musical "Monster Show" bullshiat, they have Beetlejiuce alongside classic Universal Monsters like Dracula, The Wolfman and Frankenstein. And they just closed the Jaws ride....

As for a sequel, how can they re-cast the originals, since everyone's a ghost?
 
2012-01-13 04:07:42 PM
elvisaintdead: "Community" season 4!
"Community" season 4!
"Community" season 4!


Six seasons and a movie?
 
2012-01-13 04:14:18 PM
Mikey1969: IMHO, MIBII wasn't horrible, but it definitely didn't have that magic element the first one had. Highlander sequels most definitely sucked, but the TV show was actually pretty good, definitely better than the sequels. Wish I'd gotten in from the beginning, but I didn't really have much hope. My loss...

MIBII was cool when it actually had Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones on screen. Except when they were trying to get TLJ's memory back, which was half the movie.

Highlander is the very definition of a film that had no need for a sequel. In fact none of the sequels made sense given the premise.
 
2012-01-13 04:25:18 PM
Mikey1969: So here's the problem with sequels:

1. They are cash cows, so the studios like 'em. Established characters, usually cheap to make, and people go see them, even if they suck.

2. Certain movies are so perfect on their own, and create such a unique niche that a sequel comes across no better than a straight to DVD ripoff. The Matrix is a good example. First movie rocked, new worlds of thought, excellently told, awesome effects, but by the first sequel, we were already tired of all of the bullet time effects and needed a whole new perspective on the story to make it worthwhile. This did not happen.

3. There is a magic timeframe. If you act too fast, people see it as a money grab. XXX was a great example, they were shooting the second one before they even knew if the first one would be any good... Conversely, if you wait too long, the premise is 'aged', the same characters and jokes aren't funny, the same plotlines aren't as dramatic, etc... Nobody cares about the jokes after 20 years, the movie is a classic, but making a sequel just doesn't work.

If there isn't the perfect combination of factors, the sequels almost always suck horribly. There are great sequels, of course, but it's because they didn't wait too long before movies, they found ways to age the story and the characters to be fresh again, and they didn't come across as trying to use your wallet as an ATM. The original Star Wars trilogy, the 1st 3 Indiana Jones movies, and the Back to the Future movies are all examples of successful sequels. Just like I don't want to see a new Bill and Ted movie, I don't want to see a sequel to Beetlejuice.


i2.listal.com
 
2012-01-13 04:26:39 PM
Wanted to touch her heiny. A lot.

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-13 04:27:47 PM
There was a sequel and it took place during Community. We just didn't see it.
 
2012-01-13 04:29:14 PM
Fireproof: Mikey1969: So here's the problem with sequels:

1. They are cash cows, so the studios like 'em. Established characters, usually cheap to make, and people go see them, even if they suck.

2. Certain movies are so perfect on their own, and create such a unique niche that a sequel comes across no better than a straight to DVD ripoff. The Matrix is a good example. First movie rocked, new worlds of thought, excellently told, awesome effects, but by the first sequel, we were already tired of all of the bullet time effects and needed a whole new perspective on the story to make it worthwhile. This did not happen.

3. There is a magic timeframe. If you act too fast, people see it as a money grab. XXX was a great example, they were shooting the second one before they even knew if the first one would be any good... Conversely, if you wait too long, the premise is 'aged', the same characters and jokes aren't funny, the same plotlines aren't as dramatic, etc... Nobody cares about the jokes after 20 years, the movie is a classic, but making a sequel just doesn't work.

If there isn't the perfect combination of factors, the sequels almost always suck horribly. There are great sequels, of course, but it's because they didn't wait too long before movies, they found ways to age the story and the characters to be fresh again, and they didn't come across as trying to use your wallet as an ATM. The original Star Wars trilogy, the 1st 3 Indiana Jones movies, and the Back to the Future movies are all examples of successful sequels. Just like I don't want to see a new Bill and Ted movie, I don't want to see a sequel to Beetlejuice.

One other thing to note: Nine out of ten good sequels were planned along with the original movie, or at least the door was left open for the sequel to exist. The crappy ones are often those that were planned later and spend the entire first act retconning/casually dismissing important bits (especially from the end) of the first movie in order to make the plot of this one work.

/See MIB II, Highlander sequels, etc.


This is far truer. Terminator 2 proves the time thing is BS.

It's just that some stories have more to tell while others should be left as is.

You hit the nail on the head. If you have to totally change the first movies ending to make the sequel happen then it automatically sucks. We liked the first movie. Pissing on it isn't going to help our enjoyment of your sequel
 
2012-01-13 04:29:19 PM
elvisaintdead: "Community" season 4!
"Community" season 4!
"Community" season 4!


You know who else didn't have a Season 4?

www.davidmack.pro
 
2012-01-13 04:48:30 PM
karnal: Keaton hasn't done a lot of comedy in the past 8 - 10 years it seems.....last thing I remember him as the main star was White Noise from 2005....which wasn't that good.

Toy Story 3. He was Ken.

He was also in the first Cars movie as Chick Hicks.
 
2012-01-13 04:51:11 PM
Six_By_Nine: karnal: Keaton hasn't done a lot of comedy in the past 8 - 10 years it seems.....last thing I remember him as the main star was White Noise from 2005....which wasn't that good.

Toy Story 3. He was Ken.

He was also in the first Cars movie as Chick Hicks.


He was in The Other Guys; he has still got it.
 
2012-01-13 05:48:32 PM
...a sequel was planned in the early '90s with the title Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian.

holy zombie jesus...

THAT will last me the rest of the day...
 
2012-01-13 07:09:19 PM
Newsflash.... ALL movies are made to make money...

I don't see anyone whining that Christopher Nolan is making another Batman movie.

As long as Burton, Keaton, and Elfman are involved, i say "yes" to Beetlejuice 2.
 
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