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c-ment
2012-01-13 01:04:43 PM
Why?, why?, why?
Apos
2012-01-13 01:05:56 PM
No,no,no.
gunga galunga
2012-01-13 01:06:11 PM
c-ment
:
Why?, why?, why?
Mo' money! Mo' money! Mo' money!
Big Beef Burrito
2012-01-13 01:06:46 PM
I hope there's a surfing competition.
Tax Boy
2012-01-13 01:07:12 PM
c-ment
:
Why?, why?, why?
Apos
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No,no,no.
Jingle Strangle
2012-01-13 01:10:10 PM
"Who Me? Nah!"
GoodyearPimp
2012-01-13 01:10:27 PM
What are 3 things that shouldn't be made?
elvisaintdead
2012-01-13 01:10:30 PM
"Community" season 4!
"Community" season 4!
"Community" season 4!
MDGeist
2012-01-13 01:11:30 PM
YES! YES! YES!
That coward David Lopan
2012-01-13 01:18:08 PM
Daylight come and me want to go home.
KnowEyeInnTeem
2012-01-13 01:24:32 PM
A movie based on how Beetlejuice lived and died and started to live again as a ghost (with the most, obviously) is the only thing I could see working....if at all.
JonZoidberg
2012-01-13 01:24:32 PM
FTFA: "a sequel was planned in the early '90s with the title Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian. Burton had planned to return as director, but the project failed to develop beyond an initial screenplay."
Thank FSM for that. Wow.
Mikey1969
2012-01-13 01:27:03 PM
So here's the problem with sequels:
1. They are cash cows, so the studios like 'em. Established characters, usually cheap to make, and people go see them, even if they suck.
2. Certain movies are so perfect on their own, and create such a unique niche that a sequel comes across no better than a straight to DVD ripoff. The Matrix is a good example. First movie rocked, new worlds of thought, excellently told, awesome effects, but by the first sequel, we were already tired of all of the bullet time effects and needed a whole new perspective on the story to make it worthwhile. This did not happen.
3. There is a magic timeframe. If you act too fast, people see it as a money grab. XXX was a great example, they were shooting the second one before they even knew if the first one would be any good... Conversely, if you wait too long, the premise is 'aged', the same characters and jokes aren't funny, the same plotlines aren't as dramatic, etc... Nobody cares about the jokes after 20 years, the movie is a classic, but making a sequel just doesn't work.
If there isn't the perfect combination of factors, the sequels almost always suck horribly. There are great sequels, of course, but it's because they didn't wait too long before movies, they found ways to age the story and the characters to be fresh again, and they didn't come across as trying to use your wallet as an ATM. The original Star Wars trilogy, the 1st 3 Indiana Jones movies, and the Back to the Future movies are all examples of successful sequels. Just like I don't want to see a new Bill and Ted movie, I don't want to see a sequel to Beetlejuice.
imontheinternet
2012-01-13 01:30:05 PM
Ghostbusters 3/Beetlejuice 2: Don't Fire Til You See the Crazy in his Eyes
Raping a generation's childhood soon at a theater near you.
Red Shirt Blues
2012-01-13 01:35:32 PM
OK
OK......wearing tons of makeup anyway
OK
Um......a little nip and tuck plus the gym then maybe
maybe...or maybe not
NO NO NO NO NO NO!
gimmegimme
2012-01-13 01:47:13 PM
Good luck getting Michael Keaton to spend a few months sleeping in a trailer instead of on his mattress filled with Batman money.
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
2012-01-13 01:53:54 PM
Oh. Surprise, surprise! Tim Burton is going to plagiarize himself to make a movie.
Like
that
never happens...
GungFu
2012-01-13 02:02:55 PM
Squeal, little piggy!
Fireproof
2012-01-13 02:03:37 PM
Mikey1969
:
So here's the problem with sequels:
1. They are cash cows, so the studios like 'em. Established characters, usually cheap to make, and people go see them, even if they suck.
2. Certain movies are so perfect on their own, and create such a unique niche that a sequel comes across no better than a straight to DVD ripoff. The Matrix is a good example. First movie rocked, new worlds of thought, excellently told, awesome effects, but by the first sequel, we were already tired of all of the bullet time effects and needed a whole new perspective on the story to make it worthwhile. This did not happen.
3. There is a magic timeframe. If you act too fast, people see it as a money grab. XXX was a great example, they were shooting the second one before they even knew if the first one would be any good... Conversely, if you wait too long, the premise is 'aged', the same characters and jokes aren't funny, the same plotlines aren't as dramatic, etc... Nobody cares about the jokes after 20 years, the movie is a classic, but making a sequel just doesn't work.
If there isn't the perfect combination of factors, the sequels almost always suck horribly. There are great sequels, of course, but it's because they didn't wait too long before movies, they found ways to age the story and the characters to be fresh again, and they didn't come across as trying to use your wallet as an ATM. The original Star Wars trilogy, the 1st 3 Indiana Jones movies, and the Back to the Future movies are all examples of successful sequels. Just like I don't want to see a new Bill and Ted movie, I don't want to see a sequel to Beetlejuice.
One other thing to note: Nine out of ten good sequels were planned along with the original movie, or at least the door was left open for the sequel to exist. The crappy ones are often those that were planned later and spend the entire first act retconning/casually dismissing important bits (especially from the end) of the first movie in order to make the plot of this one work.
/See MIB II, Highlander sequels, etc.
bhcompy
2012-01-13 02:04:47 PM
Red Shirt Blues
:
[img827.imageshack.us image 640x270]
OK
[www.bahighlife.com image 450x521]
OK......wearing tons of makeup anyway
[images4.fanpop.com image 640x899]
OK
[movieactors.com image 533x340]
Um......a little nip and tuck plus the gym then maybe
[www.pbs.org image 250x220]
maybe...or maybe not
[crackbillionair.files.wordpress.com image 300x368]
NO NO NO NO NO NO!
You forgot:
Dead.
DonkeyDixon
2012-01-13 02:05:47 PM
As much as I would like this to be a good thing, if he casts the Depp/Bonham-Carter duo, I'll be skipping
karnal
2012-01-13 02:06:18 PM
For the most part, I have always enjoyed a Tim Burton movie.....I would wait until this one actually gets made (which I don't think will happen) before making any judgement calls on it. More backstory on Betelgeuse could be interesting.....
DonkeyDixon
2012-01-13 02:07:05 PM
Red Shirt Blues
:
[img827.imageshack.us image 640x270]
OK
[www.bahighlife.com image 450x521]
OK......wearing tons of makeup anyway
[images4.fanpop.com image 640x899]
OK
[movieactors.com image 533x340]
Um......a little nip and tuck plus the gym then maybe
[www.pbs.org image 250x220]
maybe...or maybe not
[crackbillionair.files.wordpress.com image 300x368]
NO NO NO NO NO NO!
What does Natalie Portman have to do with Beetlejuice?
Slaves2Darkness
2012-01-13 02:09:20 PM
Yes totally, but they to put in Shia Lebouff as Beetlejuice only way the movie would work.
hbk72777
2012-01-13 02:10:49 PM
As long as it's Michael Keaton, it'll be funny. Who cares about plot? His one liners are what made the first one.
/get a new cast, we don't need bloated Baldwin in it.
realmolo
2012-01-13 02:14:16 PM
Have any of you watched "Beetlejuice" lately?
I remember liking it when it came out. Everybody liked it. I think I saw it 3 times in the theater.
But HOLY CRAP is that a weak movie. Almost nothing actually happens. People remember Beetlejuice being funny, and he has a few good lines, but he's barely in the movie at all. And the whole "Burton-esque" look of it is really tiresome, these days.
They don't need a sequel.
Khellendros
2012-01-13 02:23:45 PM
Why do you even need the original cast (beyond Keaton)? Maybe as a cameo, but you're talking about an entire amusing mythology based on an overly bureaucratic afterlife filled with misleading forms, unposted rules, and tons of red tape. Beatlejuice is just a crazy mercenary contractor that breaks the rules. The family from the first movie was just a single case of newbies entering the system and feeling lost. There's so much that can be explored beyond that.
Likely this will totally blow, but there is potential. It's not played out, and it's a moderately original idea/universe.
karnal
2012-01-13 02:24:22 PM
hbk72777
As long as it's Michael Keaton, it'll be funny. Who cares about plot? His one liners are what made the first one.
/get a new cast, we don't need bloated Baldwin in it.
Keaton hasn't done a lot of comedy in the past 8 - 10 years it seems.....last thing I remember him as the main star was White Noise from 2005....which wasn't that good.
2CountyFairs
2012-01-13 02:25:12 PM
DonkeyDixon
:
As much as I would like this to be a good thing, if he casts the Depp/Bonham-Carter duo, I'll be skipping
This is part of what I came here to say. The film will be no good without Burton. The old Burton, who didn't rely on so much CGI. But he can't seem to do anything without Depp and HBC, and I can do without Beetlejuice's even wackier younger brother or Lydia's actual birth mother (she's adopted, I just know it). So I just don't want to see this movie.
Fireproof
2012-01-13 02:28:32 PM
karnal
:
For the most part, I have always enjoyed a Tim Burton movie.....I would wait until this one actually gets made (which I don't think will happen) before making any judgement calls on it. More backstory on Betelgeuse could be interesting.....
JonZoidberg
:
FTFA: "a sequel was planned in the early '90s with the title Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian. Burton had planned to return as director, but the project failed to develop beyond an initial screenplay."
Thank FSM for that. Wow.
Yanno, I think one episode of the cartoon series loosely used that concept.
/Of course, that was a show that was so far form cannon that Lydia and Beetlejuice were actually friends
urban.derelict
2012-01-13 02:29:58 PM
JFC that site is horrendous
/it's a trap!
madgonad
2012-01-13 02:43:56 PM
urban.derelict
:
JFC that site is horrendous
/it's a trap!
It is a trap. I could never get past the add to see the article.
Representative of the unwashed masses
2012-01-13 02:49:18 PM
There you go that's how he makes his escape out of purgatory or whatever he was in
Freakin Rican
2012-01-13 03:12:08 PM
nice fkn model!! BONK BONK!!!
that line always cracked me up
g-booby
2012-01-13 03:30:49 PM
JonZoidberg
:
FTFA: "a sequel was planned in the early '90s with the title Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian. Burton had planned to return as director, but the project failed to develop beyond an initial screenplay."
Thank FSM for that. Wow.
"Didn't we say all we needed to say in the first film?...Must we go tropical?"
groppet
2012-01-13 03:50:39 PM
Well considering that the title character was in less than 1/4 of the movie Im gonna say no.
Mikey1969
2012-01-13 04:02:10 PM
Fireproof
:
One other thing to note: Nine out of ten good sequels were planned along with the original movie, or at least the door was left open for the sequel to exist. The crappy ones are often those that were planned later and spend the entire first act retconning/casually dismissing important bits (especially from the end) of the first movie in order to make the plot of this one work.
/See MIB II, Highlander sequels, etc.
IMHO, MIBII wasn't horrible, but it definitely didn't have that magic element the first one had. Highlander sequels most definitely sucked, but the TV show was actually pretty good, definitely better than the sequels. Wish I'd gotten in from the beginning, but I didn't really have much hope. My loss...
Mikey1969
2012-01-13 04:05:33 PM
Khellendros
:
Why do you even need the original cast (beyond Keaton)? Maybe as a cameo, but you're talking about an entire amusing mythology based on an overly bureaucratic afterlife filled with misleading forms, unposted rules, and tons of red tape. Beatlejuice is just a crazy mercenary contractor that breaks the rules. The family from the first movie was just a single case of newbies entering the system and feeling lost. There's so much that can be explored beyond that.
Likely this will totally blow, but there is potential. It's not played out, and it's a moderately original idea/universe.
I agree, Keaton is necessary, but everyone else could be tossed...
Although, Winona Ryder encountering Beetlejuice as an adult, and maybe having forgotten about everything might work.
I'd rather not have the movie than gamble that this will suck, though...
Mugato
2012-01-13 04:06:12 PM
Beetlejiuce would make a good theme park ride, I'll give it that.
Oh shiat, in the musical "Monster Show" bullshiat, they have Beetlejiuce alongside classic Universal Monsters like Dracula, The Wolfman and Frankenstein. And they just closed the Jaws ride....
As for a sequel, how can they re-cast the originals, since everyone's a ghost?
macross87
2012-01-13 04:07:42 PM
elvisaintdead
:
"Community" season 4!
"Community" season 4!
"Community" season 4!
Six seasons and a movie?
Mugato
2012-01-13 04:14:18 PM
Mikey1969
:
IMHO, MIBII wasn't horrible, but it definitely didn't have that magic element the first one had. Highlander sequels most definitely sucked, but the TV show was actually pretty good, definitely better than the sequels. Wish I'd gotten in from the beginning, but I didn't really have much hope. My loss...
MIBII was cool when it actually had Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones on screen. Except when they were trying to get TLJ's memory back, which was half the movie.
Highlander is the very definition of a film that had no need for a sequel. In fact none of the sequels made sense given the premise.
OtherLittleGuy
2012-01-13 04:25:18 PM
Mikey1969
:
So here's the problem with sequels:
1. They are cash cows, so the studios like 'em. Established characters, usually cheap to make, and people go see them, even if they suck.
2. Certain movies are so perfect on their own, and create such a unique niche that a sequel comes across no better than a straight to DVD ripoff. The Matrix is a good example. First movie rocked, new worlds of thought, excellently told, awesome effects, but by the first sequel, we were already tired of all of the bullet time effects and needed a whole new perspective on the story to make it worthwhile. This did not happen.
3. There is a magic timeframe. If you act too fast, people see it as a money grab. XXX was a great example, they were shooting the second one before they even knew if the first one would be any good... Conversely, if you wait too long, the premise is 'aged', the same characters and jokes aren't funny, the same plotlines aren't as dramatic, etc... Nobody cares about the jokes after 20 years, the movie is a classic, but making a sequel just doesn't work.
If there isn't the perfect combination of factors, the sequels almost always suck horribly. There are great sequels, of course, but it's because they didn't wait too long before movies, they found ways to age the story and the characters to be fresh again, and they didn't come across as trying to use your wallet as an ATM. The original Star Wars trilogy, the 1st 3 Indiana Jones movies, and the Back to the Future movies are all examples of successful sequels. Just like I don't want to see a new Bill and Ted movie, I don't want to see a sequel to Beetlejuice.
elvindeath
2012-01-13 04:26:39 PM
Wanted to touch her heiny. A lot.
Jerseysteve22
2012-01-13 04:27:47 PM
There was a sequel and it took place during Community. We just didn't see it.
Digitalstrange
2012-01-13 04:29:14 PM
Fireproof
:
Mikey1969: So here's the problem with sequels:
1. They are cash cows, so the studios like 'em. Established characters, usually cheap to make, and people go see them, even if they suck.
2. Certain movies are so perfect on their own, and create such a unique niche that a sequel comes across no better than a straight to DVD ripoff. The Matrix is a good example. First movie rocked, new worlds of thought, excellently told, awesome effects, but by the first sequel, we were already tired of all of the bullet time effects and needed a whole new perspective on the story to make it worthwhile. This did not happen.
3. There is a magic timeframe. If you act too fast, people see it as a money grab. XXX was a great example, they were shooting the second one before they even knew if the first one would be any good... Conversely, if you wait too long, the premise is 'aged', the same characters and jokes aren't funny, the same plotlines aren't as dramatic, etc... Nobody cares about the jokes after 20 years, the movie is a classic, but making a sequel just doesn't work.
If there isn't the perfect combination of factors, the sequels almost always suck horribly. There are great sequels, of course, but it's because they didn't wait too long before movies, they found ways to age the story and the characters to be fresh again, and they didn't come across as trying to use your wallet as an ATM. The original Star Wars trilogy, the 1st 3 Indiana Jones movies, and the Back to the Future movies are all examples of successful sequels. Just like I don't want to see a new Bill and Ted movie, I don't want to see a sequel to Beetlejuice.
One other thing to note: Nine out of ten good sequels were planned along with the original movie, or at least the door was left open for the sequel to exist. The crappy ones are often those that were planned later and spend the entire first act retconning/casually dismissing important bits (especially from the end) of the first movie in order to make the plot of this one work.
/See MIB II, Highlander sequels, etc.
This is far truer. Terminator 2 proves the time thing is BS.
It's just that some stories have more to tell while others should be left as is.
You hit the nail on the head. If you have to totally change the first movies ending to make the sequel happen then it automatically sucks. We liked the first movie. Pissing on it isn't going to help our enjoyment of your sequel
OtherLittleGuy
2012-01-13 04:29:19 PM
elvisaintdead
:
"Community" season 4!
"Community" season 4!
"Community" season 4!
You know who else didn't have a Season 4?
Six_By_Nine
2012-01-13 04:48:30 PM
karnal
:
Keaton hasn't done a lot of comedy in the past 8 - 10 years it seems.....last thing I remember him as the main star was White Noise from 2005....which wasn't that good.
Toy Story 3. He was Ken.
He was also in the first Cars movie as Chick Hicks.
The1andonlyZack
2012-01-13 04:51:11 PM
Six_By_Nine
:
karnal: Keaton hasn't done a lot of comedy in the past 8 - 10 years it seems.....last thing I remember him as the main star was White Noise from 2005....which wasn't that good.
Toy Story 3. He was Ken.
He was also in the first Cars movie as Chick Hicks.
He was in The Other Guys; he has still got it.
Gonad the Ballbarian
2012-01-13 05:48:32 PM
...a sequel was planned in the early '90s with the title
Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian
.
holy zombie jesus...
THAT will last me the rest of the day...
T.rex
2012-01-13 07:09:19 PM
Newsflash.... ALL movies are made to make money...
I don't see anyone whining that Christopher Nolan is making another Batman movie.
As long as Burton, Keaton, and Elfman are involved, i say "yes" to Beetlejuice 2.
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