I think they'll turn him into a mouse at the witch convention

Harv72b: [data.whicdn.com image 500x329]

Amok, amok, amok, amok, amok

It's funny cuz that line was from SJP, and this is a Broncos/Tebow/Pony thread

Some people feel that you can steal ones soul with a camera

They will use Tom Brady of course, a giant among quarterbacks. Tebow has no chance. I mean he may sling a few balls here and there But Brady has all kinds of weapons he can use to kill the Broncos.

I usually threadjack at every available opportunity to praise Rodgers and the Packers with glorious pictures, but I cannot bring myself to do it this time.

This "article" is why I love Fark and sports all rolled into one glorious trainwreck of a mess, and I am just happy to share it with ya'll. Good luck to your favored teams this weekend, I hope it turns out the way you want.

//Go Packers!!

no, by Cheeeeeting

Walker: [img.photobucket.com image 600x325]

Penis goes WHAR????

He shall. Not. Pass!

Wicca is stupider than fantasy football.

Weigard: Wicca is stupider than fantasy football.

Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.

_{/your words are as empty as your soul}

I'll just leave this here. (new window)

I'll be glad when they change the rule in the offseason to ensure that all teams get on the field with a quarterback.

Im torn between the desire to see the enormous butthurt of a 50-0 New England victory where Tebow turns the ball over on every possession and the enormous butthurt of Tebow guiding the Broncos to another miracle like come from behind victory with time expiring.

Which will cause more pain?

LarryDan43: Im torn between the desire to see the enormous butthurt of a 50-0 New England victory where Tebow turns the ball over on every possession and the enormous butthurt of Tebow guiding the Broncos to another miracle like come from behind victory with time expiring.

Which will cause more pain?

Tough question, because wiping out the Pats hurts all of New England, but helps the other teams still in it. Keeping the Pats in not only hurts Denver, but also the future oponents of New England.

I would say Denver losing hurts more.

LarryDan43: Which will cause more pain?

I don't know, but it would be funny if a fairly random player totally steals the show and becomes a Tebow-esque media darling next week.

PATRICK CHUNG INTERCEPTS FOUR IN PATRIOTS WIN. EVERYONE LETS PAT CHUNG TONIGHT. CAN PATRICK CHUNG CURE CANCER? WHAT WOULD PATRICK CHUNG AND ZOE SALDANA'S KID LOOK LIKE?

cameroncrazy1984: Boxcutta: He shall. Not. Pass!

Have you seen that secondary lately? Brady Quinn could courageously pass for 400 yards on those guys.

FTFY

I too will cherish seeing the Bradys wallop the Tebows.

It's stories like this that makes me love the internet even more.

Also to all of you that are tired of hearing about Tebow...at least everyone has stopped talking about Brett Favre...

...for now.

With the Broncos down by 4, Tom Brady, playing strong safety, tackles Tebow at the 1 yard line as the last seconds tick off the clock.

I'm 5 for 6 in outrageous predictions so far this year. I even picked the exact score when Buffalo beat NE. On that note: Broncos by 10. Tempted to say 13.

No Tim Tebow hexes are planned -- these are nice witches, with jobs and email addresses

Yeah, right. Tebow is too holy to be hexed, and they know it!


Di Atribe: Also, this:

Why is Elway riding Tebow?

/Ugh, it felt uncomfortable just typing that sentence.

Lost Thought 00: With the Broncos down by 4, Tom Brady, playing strong safety, tackles Tebow at the 1 yard line as the last seconds tick off the clock.

so you're saying Tom Brady would go both ways for Tebow?

WinoRhino: I'm 5 for 6 in outrageous predictions so far this year. I even picked the exact score when Buffalo beat NE. On that note: Broncos by 10. Tempted to say 13.

That's turnovers right? I can TOTALLY see the Broncos giving up 10-13 turnovers.

xdedd: at least everyone has stopped talking about Brett Favre...

And Britney, and Amy Winehouse.

Di Atribe: I don't want anyone to suffer, but someone must. Broncos may win and the din of Tebow-hype will become deafening. The Patriots may win and, while the Bronco faithful gnash their teeth in agony, the Tebow-hate will crescendo into a cacophony of "I told you so" and "Where is your God now?" I am personally not-so-secretly pulling for Denver because New England winning would be boring in the grand scheme of NFL things. So there you go. Can't wait.

Also, this:

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Di, awesome. I don't particularly care for the dude, but that pic made me lawl.

Well, I haven't practiced the old religion for years (not this silly wicca shiat, we acknowledged that spells are stupid, special clothes are stupid, and all we did was focus our energy in a formal setting; I left it alone a long time ago) but I am damned sure gonna dust off my candles and hold myself a little circle in favor of Tim Tebow. Why? I like Tebow, he's a good kid. I hate the Patriots. And I HATE HATE HATE silly wiccans, so anything to make them lose!

P.S. this thread has a disturbing lack of ponies. Only one Twilight Sparkle and a Timtuar? You can do better than that.

Being able to throw a football accurately isn't witchcraft.

Harv72b:


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It's simple enough, last week was their "Nobody believed in us Superbowl" just like the Trollhawks the year before. This week they'll come back down and play normal. I don't think they'll get blown out or a full rout but they won't ever truly threaten in this game.