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		Axl Rose to serve jury duty. He will listen to your SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA SHA-NA-NA-NA PLEAS, PLEEEEEEEEEEEEAS (people.com)		74
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FirstNationalBastard

2012-01-13 01:16:51 PM

YOU KNOW WHERE YOU ARE! YOU'RE IN THE COURTROOM, BABY! YOU GONNA BE TRIED!

JerseyTim

2012-01-13 01:22:09 PM

A source tells PEOPLE that Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose has been serving jury duty on a civil trial in Santa Monica, Calif.

What so civil about trial anyway?

tallguywithglasseson

2012-01-13 01:25:23 PM

"plus I got to see daylight from a different prospect"

Wat

serpent_sky

2012-01-13 01:29:48 PM

I usually don't stay stuff like this, but that better be on "Headline of the year" come December. I got a good laugh off it, :)

jake_lex

2012-01-13 01:39:25 PM

Axl should realize that you can't show up 5 hours late for jury duty like you can (sometimes) for a concert.

downstairs

2012-01-13 01:44:48 PM

serpent_sky: I usually don't stay stuff like this, but that better be on "Headline of the year" come December. I got a good laugh off it, :)

Agreed.

GAT_00

2012-01-13 01:56:47 PM

serpent_sky: I usually don't stay stuff like this, but that better be on "Headline of the year" come December. I got a good laugh off it, :)

I'd be shocked if it wasn't. That's a good one.

nekom

2012-01-13 02:01:26 PM

GAT_00: serpent_sky: I usually don't stay stuff like this, but that better be on "Headline of the year" come December. I got a good laugh off it, :)

I'd be shocked if it wasn't. That's a good one.

Too bad it'll be relegated to the Entertainment tab. That's why I check top voted links once in awhile, to catch gems like these.

farkingismybusiness

2012-01-13 02:30:20 PM

He better have patience. Civil courts can get pretty tied up.

JerseyTim

2012-01-13 02:38:48 PM

I think he'll find this to be an enjoyable experience. If he does it right, it's so easy.

Rapmaster2000

2012-01-13 03:17:35 PM

I actually laughed out loud.

/mr. brownstone - best track on that album

downstairs

2012-01-13 03:22:40 PM

nekom: GAT_00: serpent_sky: I usually don't stay stuff like this, but that better be on "Headline of the year" come December. I got a good laugh off it, :)

I'd be shocked if it wasn't. That's a good one.

Too bad it'll be relegated to the Entertainment tab. That's why I check top voted links once in awhile, to catch gems like these.

Since you're a TFarker, why not just go to the greenlit links page... it has everything, including upcoming.

nekom

2012-01-13 03:35:55 PM

downstairs: Since you're a TFarker, why not just go to the greenlit links page... it has everything, including upcoming.

I do that sometimes, that and commented/tfd, but sometimes I miss a really good one, that's why I check the voting tab once a day or so.

Apos

2012-01-13 03:44:24 PM

tallguywithglasseson: "plus I got to see daylight from a different prospect"

Wat

My thoughts exactly.

nmiguy

2012-01-13 03:45:34 PM

You could be fined, but you're way out of line.

Jingle Strangle

2012-01-13 03:45:41 PM

Not Guilty?

mainstreet62

2012-01-13 03:47:44 PM

That is a pretty solid headline!

+1

Trocadero

2012-01-13 03:47:52 PM

Whoa-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh, sweet trial of mine...
Whoa-ohh-ohh-ohh, sweet law of mine.

She's got a smile, and it seems to me
Reminds me of, law school, legal briefs
Where everything was as sound as an alibi...

downstairs

2012-01-13 03:50:47 PM

Trocadero: Whoa-ohhh-ohhh-ohhh, sweet trial of mine...
Whoa-ohh-ohh-ohh, sweet law of mine.

She's got a smile, and it seems to me
Reminds me of, law school, legal briefs
Where everything was as sound as an alibi...

+1

law37

2012-01-13 03:55:47 PM

And the contenders for 'Headlines of the Year' are already out of the gate.

Nicely done, subby.

Brunette Farkette

2012-01-13 04:03:24 PM

WELCOME TO THE JURY!

LonMead

2012-01-13 04:08:05 PM

And how long do you guys think it'll take for him to deliver a verdict?

KnowEyeInnTeem

2012-01-13 04:08:12 PM

Axl Rose? He don't need your civil trial. Ow, oh no, no, no, no, no.

Macinfarker

2012-01-13 04:09:47 PM

We almost have an entire song here....someone call weird al and prepare the royalty agreements

The_Sponge

2012-01-13 04:19:17 PM

+1 for Subby.

*Applause*

Why Would I Read the Article

2012-01-13 04:19:19 PM

jake_lex: Axl should realize that you can't show up 5 hours late for jury duty like you can (sometimes) for a concert.

Seriously. The only way to handle jury duty is whenever you find a summons in the mail, to immediately throw it in the trash and never think about it again. THAT'S the American way!

carrion_luggage

2012-01-13 04:22:20 PM

Welcome to the voir dire
Hope you brought a book
Cause you're gonna be here
With a lot of other schnooks
We got secretaries, teachers,
Doctors, all before the bar --
Looky looky looky here
We got us a rock star!
Voir dire
Welcome to the voir dire
Hope you brought a
BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BUH BOOK, BOOK!

JoePiscopoJr.

2012-01-13 04:25:25 PM

The headline, good stuff.

Jingle Strangle: [static.rhap.com image 356x237]

Not Guilty?

Is that Bowser from Sha na na?
also will someone say "No its Bowser from the Mario series of video games" in reply to this?

Quiefenburger

2012-01-13 04:27:04 PM

Nice work, Submitter.

cscanlon7

2012-01-13 04:29:31 PM

I think this headline needs to be in the running for 2012 headline of the year.

Good call old chap.

Wasn't Looking at his Neck

2012-01-13 04:30:02 PM

Get a job, subby.

Apos

2012-01-13 04:31:20 PM

JoePiscopoJr.: The headline, good stuff.

Jingle Strangle: [static.rhap.com image 356x237]

Not Guilty?

Is that Bowser from Sha na na?
also will someone say "No its Bowser from the Mario series of video games" in reply to this?

Again?

Why Would I Read the Article

2012-01-13 04:33:59 PM

JoePiscopoJr.: Is that Bowser from Sha na na?
also will someone say "No its Bowser from the Mario series of video games" in reply to this?

What about Arthur Fonzarelli?

PsyLord

2012-01-13 04:36:53 PM

I'm surprised that he didn't get thrown off the jury because of his appetite for destruction.

everybodylookattheirpants

2012-01-13 04:59:25 PM

I laughed, subby.

Uncle Pooky

2012-01-13 05:08:54 PM

Headline is "meh" at best. It's January 13th, I'm pretty sure Farkers can do much better than this in the remaining 353 days (minus however early they start the contest).

LDM90

2012-01-13 05:12:10 PM

LOLed at the headline at first, then wondered why it said "Sha-" 3 times. I'm guessing it's been awhile since subby heard the song.

Clearly I've put too much thought into this.

germ78

2012-01-13 05:16:25 PM

+1 Subby. Nice.

germ78

2012-01-13 05:18:08 PM

adding... early Entertainment Tab HLotY entry

1derful

2012-01-13 05:23:01 PM

HOTY submission right off the bat, subby.

Intoxoman

2012-01-13 05:36:12 PM

If you replace the line "Welcome to the jungle" with "Welcome to my bunghole" and any other jungle line with bunghole you get a whole new song! Sing it for your friends (if you have any).

MrEricSir

2012-01-13 05:39:21 PM

JerseyTim: A source tells PEOPLE that Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose has been serving jury duty on a civil trial in Santa Monica, Calif.

What so civil about trial anyway?

WIN

Gonad the Ballbarian

2012-01-13 05:39:38 PM

hehe,

Funny headline is funny!

Already Disturbed

2012-01-13 06:00:51 PM

I laughed at the headline, then laughed again at the "plus I got to see daylight from a different prospect" quip. Double Plus Good!

bulok

2012-01-13 06:16:23 PM

Subby, I would get Total Fark just so I can +1 you

video man

2012-01-13 06:41:41 PM

He might be working late. Might need to take the night train home.

skinink

2012-01-13 06:50:38 PM

The defendant's excuse for murdering his wife: "he used to love her, but he had to kill her".

gwnorth

2012-01-13 06:51:08 PM

I even read that headline in Axl's voice.

well done sir

Wild Eyed and Wicked

2012-01-13 07:02:39 PM

JerseyTim: A source tells PEOPLE that Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose has been serving jury duty on a civil trial in Santa Monica, Calif.

What so civil about trial anyway?

I think I love you...

farkingismybusiness

2012-01-13 07:22:59 PM

Wild Eyed and Wicked: JerseyTim: A source tells PEOPLE that Guns N' Roses frontman Axl Rose has been serving jury duty on a civil trial in Santa Monica, Calif.

What so civil about trial anyway?

I think I love you...

So what are you so afraid of?

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