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Meatzilla
2012-01-13 11:35:45 AM
Saborlas
2012-01-13 11:54:03 AM
At this point, I see the Catholic church as a group dedicated to pedophilia, guilt-tripping, and amassing as much wealth as possible without actually doing anything Christ-like with it.
serpent_sky
2012-01-13 12:24:42 PM
Saborlas
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At this point, I see the Catholic church as a group dedicated to pedophilia, guilt-tripping,
Though it seems those two are mutually exclusive.
vpb
2012-01-13 12:30:54 PM
Saborlas
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At this point, I see the Catholic church as a group dedicated to pedophilia, guilt-tripping, and amassing as much wealth as possible without actually doing anything Christ-like with it.
The last two have been true of organized religion long before there were Christians.
For hundreds of years in Europe the usual thing to do with homosexuals was to have them join the priesthood, so it isn't surprising that thee is a homosexual community in the church. And it isn't surprising that they feel an obligation to stick together and protect each other from outsiders.
serpent_sky
2012-01-13 12:34:05 PM
vpb
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For hundreds of years in Europe the usual thing to do with homosexuals was to have them join the priesthood, so it isn't surprising that thee is a homosexual community in the church. And it isn't surprising that they feel an obligation to stick together and protect each other from outsiders.
It is important to note that homosexual does not equal pedophiles.
The high incidences of pedophilia probably stem from a lot of things, including the vow of chastity and these men never having normal, adult sexual relations. They may have also entered to cover up their pedophile tendencies. But simply being gay does not make someone a pedophile. Living as repressed as they do, though, seems like it could somehow trigger stunted sexual development?
Grand_Moff_Joseph
2012-01-13 12:59:54 PM
But don't you dare go off and use any family planning methods - that would be a sin.
/farking hypocrites
namatad
2012-01-13 01:25:39 PM
serpent_sky
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vpb: For hundreds of years in Europe the usual thing to do with homosexuals was to have them join the priesthood, so it isn't surprising that thee is a homosexual community in the church. And it isn't surprising that they feel an obligation to stick together and protect each other from outsiders.
It is important to note that homosexual does not equal pedophiles.
The high incidences of pedophilia probably stem from a lot of things, including the vow of chastity and these men never having normal, adult sexual relations. They may have also entered to cover up their pedophile tendencies. But simply being gay does not make someone a pedophile. Living as repressed as they do, though, seems like it could somehow trigger stunted sexual development?
meh
the high incidences of pedophilia stem from people not reporting the priests to the POLICE.
dont go to your church, go to the POLICE. NOW.
by not reporting the crimes to the police, the church became a safe haven for pedophiles. TADA. high rates of church approved pedophilia. and before you say the church didnt approve of it, what do you call NOT REPORTING the priests to the police? what do you call MOVING the priests around to hide the problem?
really???
lol
namatad
2012-01-13 01:27:32 PM
you know
at this point in time, if your child gets molested by the catholic church, didnt they basically deserve it? Isnt that WHY people are still going to church? can anyone say honestly that they DIDNT KNOW that the church is hiding pedophilia?
"not my priest" ???? Really?????? are you really that stupid?
LOL
people get the religion that they deserve.
serpent_sky
2012-01-13 01:28:27 PM
namatad
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by not reporting the crimes to the police, the church became a safe haven for pedophiles. TADA. high rates of church approved pedophilia. and before you say the church didnt approve of it, what do you call NOT REPORTING the priests to the police? what do you call MOVING the priests around to hide the problem?
I'd like to know the justification for harboring and protecting truly horrible criminals. Maybe they think they can somehow keep the world from knowing. Unfortunately for them, rape and sexual abuse victims tend to only be able to stay quiet SO long before they have to say something because it eats away at them and fundamentally changes them as people to go through something like that more often than not.
Calmamity
2012-01-13 01:49:48 PM
Joining the priesthood should be considered sex tourism.
MaudlinMutantMollusk
2012-01-13 01:59:57 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph
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But don't you dare go off and use any family planning methods - that would be a sin.
/farking hypocrites
Birth control might limit the number of potential victims
serpent_sky
2012-01-13 02:01:58 PM
Calmamity
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Joining the priesthood should be considered sex tourism.
I don't understand how any parents allow their children to be around priests unsupervised. Not that I am blaming the parents -- all these rapist pedophile priests are to blame for their inability to behave like decent human beings. I'm just shocked anyone would trust ANY priest (unfortunately, they're all getting painted with the same brush now because the abuse is that common) with their child.
Arkanaut
2012-01-13 02:02:35 PM
In a row?
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-13 02:03:54 PM
It's German for "Do Bart, Do"
cowsspinach
2012-01-13 02:04:31 PM
Sad. Just heart breaking.
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-13 02:05:20 PM
'Catholics and Muslins, raping kids is just part of the fun.'
barefoot in the head
2012-01-13 02:07:16 PM
Catholic German priest admits to 280 counts of
NOT
being a Catholic priest
FTFY
Letters of formal education confer no authority in matters of enlightened existence.
p the boiler
2012-01-13 02:08:48 PM
Saborlas
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At this point, I see the Catholic church as a group dedicated to pedophilia, guilt-tripping, and amassing as much wealth as possible without actually doing anything Christ-like with it.
We Are...
karnal
2012-01-13 02:09:04 PM
Catholic German priest admits to 280 counts
You would think after 20 or 30 anal alter boy rapes you would loose count.....at least he is keeping track of them all. Good for him.
BurnShrike
2012-01-13 02:09:19 PM
barefoot in the head
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Catholic German priest admits to 280 counts of NOT being a Catholic priest
FTFY
No, Subby got it right. It certainly seems like it's part of their official duties to sexually abuse children now.
strapp3r
2012-01-13 02:09:36 PM
my barber (frustrated/devoted catholic) has a theory - the area i live in (edge of the twin cities) was mostly german american farmers back in the 50's - 70's when my barber grew up here.
every big farm family was obliged to send one son to the seminary.
typically, if any of your sons were less than the manliest sort of athlete or productive worker, he was chosen to become a priest.
/just a theory
Rwa2play
2012-01-13 02:09:54 PM
Saborlas
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At this point, I see the Catholic church as a group dedicated to pedophilia, guilt-tripping, and amassing as much wealth as possible without actually doing anything Christ-like with it.
You mean they should change the name to CaMBLA (
Ca
tholic
M
an
B
oy
L
ove
A
ssociation)?
GungFu
2012-01-13 02:09:58 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel
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'Catholics and Muslins, raping kids is just part of the fun.'
I farking hate those muslins...what with them being all soft to the touch and stuff.
BurnShrike
2012-01-13 02:10:10 PM
karnal
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Catholic German priest admits to 280 counts
You would think after 20 or 30 anal alter boy rapes you would loose count.....at least he is keeping track of them all. Good for him.
He adds a rosary bead for each count.
Rwa2play
2012-01-13 02:10:56 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph
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But don't you dare go off and use any family planning methods - that would be a sin.
/farking hypocrites
Them and the Evangelicals in this country. Hypocrites all.
dabbletech
2012-01-13 02:11:19 PM
Catholic German priest or German Catholic priest?
Descartes
2012-01-13 02:11:33 PM
A Roman Catholic priest in Germany has admitted to 280 counts of sexually abusing three boys over a several-year period.
cynicalbastard
2012-01-13 02:12:43 PM
BurnShrike
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karnal: Catholic German priest admits to 280 counts
You would think after 20 or 30 anal alter boy rapes you would loose count.....at least he is keeping track of them all. Good for him.
He adds a rosary bead for each count.
Or some kind of bead, anyhow...
Rev. Skarekroe
2012-01-13 02:12:50 PM
serpent_sky
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vpb: For hundreds of years in Europe the usual thing to do with homosexuals was to have them join the priesthood, so it isn't surprising that thee is a homosexual community in the church. And it isn't surprising that they feel an obligation to stick together and protect each other from outsiders.
It is important to note that homosexual does not equal pedophiles.
RIght? If it was just a homosexual underground in the priesthood, I'd be cool with it. They could bugger each other all day long.
These guys are bringing kids in, which is a different kettle of fish entirely.
bravian
2012-01-13 02:13:07 PM
karnal
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Catholic German priest admits to 280 counts
You would think after 20 or 30 anal alter boy rapes you would loose count.....at least he is keeping track of them all. Good for him.
Most likely the count was based on the number of times he sought confessions to atone for his sins so he could be fully forgiven and live guilt-free until he could die and go to heaven.
/until the next time he abused someone
//who else knew about this is my question
imontheinternet
2012-01-13 02:13:13 PM
280 counts
Is there anything Germans don't do efficiently? He probably had the altar boys standing in a single file line outside his office.
TheManofPA
2012-01-13 02:13:19 PM
Yet again, gay marriage strikes again. Just talking about it in "liberal" Germany has driven these priests to do such an act. Now I'm sure the left-wing police will get all over me and say it was the church's fault. Really? You try being that close to a Starbucks and not wanting some 8 year old get you a foam latte. Thanks to gay marriage soon we are going to have a Priest-turtle scandal.
barefoot in the head
2012-01-13 02:14:07 PM
BurnShrike
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barefoot in the head: Catholic German priest admits to 280 counts of NOT being a Catholic priest
FTFY
No, Subby got it right. It certainly seems like it's part of their official duties to sexually abuse children now.
There's nothing official about a virtuous and insightful existence. People are being allowed to take up titles that they do not deserve and so few know how to scrutinise the quality of the calling.
serpent_sky
2012-01-13 02:14:18 PM
strapp3r
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typically, if any of your sons were less than the manliest sort of athlete or productive worker, he was chosen to become a priest.
/just a theory
How does that explain anything?
ihatedumbpeople
2012-01-13 02:16:23 PM
Saborlas
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At this point, I see the Catholic church as a group dedicated to pedophilia, guilt-tripping, and amassing as much wealth as possible without actually doing anything Christ-like with it.
I'm pretty sure Southpark nailed that one.
bravian
2012-01-13 02:16:43 PM
strapp3r
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typically, if any of your sons were less than the manliest sort of athlete or productive worker, he was chosen to become a priest.
So your barber believes that all those that are somehow less manly are pedophiles or homosexuals?
/mental note - stay away from barbers on the edge of the Cities
wandererobtm101
2012-01-13 02:18:19 PM
The priest doesn't even realize what he did was wrong.
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"It was never my impression that the children did not consent," the priest was quoted as saying at the trial.
When asked in court if he was a paedophile, he replied, according to local newspaper Braunschweiger Zeitung: "It would be wrong to say No but to say Yes would also fall short of the truth."
maqtastic
2012-01-13 02:18:38 PM
serpent_sky
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vpb: For hundreds of years in Europe the usual thing to do with homosexuals was to have them join the priesthood, so it isn't surprising that thee is a homosexual community in the church. And it isn't surprising that they feel an obligation to stick together and protect each other from outsiders.
It is important to note that homosexual does not equal pedophiles.
The high incidences of pedophilia probably stem from a lot of things, including the vow of chastity and these men never having normal, adult sexual relations. They may have also entered to cover up their pedophile tendencies. But simply being gay does not make someone a pedophile. Living as repressed as they do, though, seems like it could somehow trigger stunted sexual development?
Add in a culture of accepting sexual abuse, and the priests begin to rape kids as if they are beating off while their roommate is at class.
They may not even be gay. They just need to get their rocks off, and somehow that is the most accepted form within their group.
/my theory
serpent_sky
2012-01-13 02:19:36 PM
barefoot in the head
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There's nothing official about a virtuous and insightful existence. People are being allowed to take up titles that they do not deserve and so few know how to scrutinise the quality of the calling.
In CT, there are ads on buses urging people to consider the Priesthood. I've seen them quite a few times. With a smaller pool of candidates to choose from, it stands to reason that they're taking what they can get at this point.
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-13 02:20:36 PM
Arkanaut
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In a row?
On his way through the parking lot.
victrin
2012-01-13 02:21:16 PM
And yet we gays are the ones these guys blame for the predation of children. The sick farks.
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-13 02:22:52 PM
Saborlas
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At this point, I see the Catholic church as a group dedicated to pedophilia, guilt-tripping, and amassing as much wealth as possible without actually doing anything Christ-like with it.
Great...they're like the GOP, but...
um...
vpb
2012-01-13 02:22:54 PM
serpent_sky
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namatad: by not reporting the crimes to the police, the church became a safe haven for pedophiles. TADA. high rates of church approved pedophilia. and before you say the church didnt approve of it, what do you call NOT REPORTING the priests to the police? what do you call MOVING the priests around to hide the problem?
I'd like to know the justification for harboring and protecting truly horrible criminals. Maybe they think they can somehow keep the world from knowing. Unfortunately for them, rape and sexual abuse victims tend to only be able to stay quiet SO long before they have to say something because it eats away at them and fundamentally changes them as people to go through something like that more often than not.
Because Christians are supposed to be forgiven. That's the cool thing about Christianity, do what you want then get forgiven. No consequences for anything.
WhoGAS
2012-01-13 02:26:13 PM
Pedophilia's increasing because the media makes a huge ruckus about it, people talk about it and those on the edge think to themselves, "Well, maybe this is more normal than I think! Look at all the people doing it."
Just like if you're told you're a loser all your life you start to believe it if you're not a strong person. I theorize that a lot of this...behavior (non-homosexual anal sex, shaving pubes, etc.) only come about because people think it's supposed to be that way.
How about starting to report only positive things more than negative? I bet we'd improve as a society.
/Not in the least bit scientific
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-13 02:26:14 PM
vpb
:
Because Christians are supposed to be forgiven. That's the cool thing about Christianity, do what you want then get forgiven. No consequences for anything.
Hmm...
So my original point stands.
serpent_sky
2012-01-13 02:27:04 PM
maqtastic
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They may not even be gay. They just need to get their rocks off, and somehow that is the most accepted form within their group.
That's where I come back to the idea of the vow of chastity being problematic. It's too close to prison, where you'll also see incidences of men who have never had so much as a homosexual thought engage in gay sex if incarcerated long enough.
I think, in addition to missing sex, they're missing companionship that we seek in a spouse. I love seeing my husband at night after work, having dinner, cuddling on the couch, falling asleep together, etc. He's my partner and confidant and the person I am closest to in the world. They have none of that. I am sure they have friends, but it's not the same. I have to imagine it's very isolating, and possibly even maddening, and that's why they go and do these crazy things.
I hate making the comparison to prison, but it is a group of men living in the same house (close quarters), eating together, and spending little time outside of the company of each other.
What I DON'T get, though, is why the priests -- who are free to leave, have cars, etc, don't break their vow of chastity with a consenting adult instead of breaking it AND committing a criminal act. How did that somehow become more acceptable? I can't wrap my brain around that.
neversubmit
2012-01-13 02:27:31 PM
Catholic German priest admits to 280 counts of altering the altar boys.
velvet_fog
2012-01-13 02:28:58 PM
"Nothing to see here, folks."
AeAe
2012-01-13 02:29:12 PM
These pedophiles should be arrested, tried, and sentenced with the maximum penalty if found guilty.
/ Catholic
IXI Jim IXI
2012-01-13 02:29:14 PM
WhoGAS
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Pedophilia's increasing because the media makes a huge ruckus about it, people talk about it and those on the edge think to themselves, "Well, maybe this is more normal than I think! Look at all the people doing it."
Just like if you're told you're a loser all your life you start to believe it if you're not a strong person. I theorize that a lot of this...behavior (non-homosexual anal sex, shaving pubes, etc.) only come about because people think it's supposed to be that way.
Goddamn peer pressure...
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