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(Jacksonville Daily News) Dumbass Jailed man accused of hiding handgun in rectum. Damn near killed him   (jdnews.com) divider line 40
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eurotrader [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 10:55:07 AM
I have wondered about the people caught with larger items in their rectum. Do they normally carry the items crammed up all the time or has their ass become cavernous that they can just slide items up there when they see a cop?
 
Mark Ratner [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 01:09:28 PM
Where in the article does it mention the gun being up his bunghole?
 
JoeCowboy
2012-01-13 01:10:53 PM
going off half cocked...

JC
 
Jon iz teh kewl
2012-01-13 01:11:53 PM
Wow HE killed someone. What are we supposed to be impressed at his actions?

or he just wanted a sympathizer cause he's loko in la FOUR LOK
DRINK
 
Harry Freakstorm [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 01:13:31 PM
Rats have been known to swim up toilets. Maybe a properly laden rat could swim up the pipe, deposit the weapon and retreat down the pipe.

At no point do I suggest pistols are migratory.

And we won't be discussing African or European rats. That's just racist.
 
Mikey1969 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 01:13:37 PM
Mark Ratner: Where in the article does it mention the gun being up his bunghole?

Probably IN THE FIRST FARKING PARAGRAPH...

FTFA: "A fugitive wanted on a murder charge in Atlanta and arrested here earlier this week is accused of hiding a handgun in his rectum while in the Onslow County Jail."
 
Mikey1969 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 01:14:51 PM
Harry Freakstorm: Rats have been known to swim up toilets. Maybe a properly laden rat could swim up the pipe, deposit the weapon and retreat down the pipe.

At no point do I suggest pistols are migratory.

And we won't be discussing African or European rats. That's just racist.

+1 to you sir, you got the 'Smart' AND 'Funny' vote because I was torn as to which was more relevant... :-)
 
Pollexabator
2012-01-13 01:16:01 PM
Mikey1969: Mark Ratner: Where in the article does it mention the gun being up his bunghole?

Probably IN THE FIRST FARKING PARAGRAPH...

FTFA: "A fugitive wanted on a murder charge in Atlanta and arrested here earlier this week is accused of hiding a handgun in his rectum while in the Onslow County Jail."

So he allegedly had a .38 in his pooper. XD
 
thecpt
2012-01-13 01:16:04 PM
How would the rat carry the gun? Tie it to his tail?
 
probesport
2012-01-13 01:16:41 PM
oarenj.com
 
mofa
2012-01-13 01:19:02 PM
+1 Internets to you and knighthood, Sir Subby!
 
9beers
2012-01-13 01:23:46 PM
There's a picture of the guy floating around on the internet, perhaps you've seen it.
 
liam76
2012-01-13 01:23:50 PM
It couldn't be that they did a shiatty job of patting him down...
 
probesport
2012-01-13 01:26:45 PM
liam76: It could be that they didn't do a shiatty job of patting him down...

FTFM
 
Mikey1969 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 01:28:02 PM
Pollexabator: Mikey1969: Mark Ratner: Where in the article does it mention the gun being up his bunghole?

Probably IN THE FIRST FARKING PARAGRAPH...

FTFA: "A fugitive wanted on a murder charge in Atlanta and arrested here earlier this week is accused of hiding a handgun in his rectum while in the Onslow County Jail."

So he allegedly had a .38 in his pooper. XD

When he says he has to drop a load, you'd better stand back...
 
liam76
2012-01-13 01:29:17 PM
liam76: get thai'ed you are taking to a jihadist
whose every move is among the purest
I place my bombs above the waistline, sunshine

oops
 
Rug Doctor
2012-01-13 01:30:09 PM
partner-ad.photobucket.com Good job, subby.
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 01:30:29 PM
Is not impressed.

i236.photobucket.com
 
Raoul Eaton
2012-01-13 01:31:21 PM
It wasn't loaded, so what's the big deal?
 
Gaseous Anomaly
2012-01-13 01:34:09 PM
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ...
 
Pollexabator
2012-01-13 01:35:48 PM
Eddie Adams from Torrance: Is not impressed.

[i236.photobucket.com image 200x113]

How the fark is he not impressed?! That watch is tiny. He's a farking amateur compared to Mr. Pistol Pooper.

/remember bullets next time, sport
 
Tsar_Bomba1
2012-01-13 01:36:34 PM
www.fototime.com

Would have been impressed if it was this...
 
stevioso
2012-01-13 01:36:36 PM
Before I read that it was a .38, I had hopes it was going to be a Desert Eagle.
 
Buttbone McGillicutty
2012-01-13 01:56:01 PM
Someone take the rocket launcher away from Jamal...
 
Lone Stranger
2012-01-13 01:56:45 PM
Bombs come out of my anus every day!
 
Mr. Potatoass
2012-01-13 02:03:38 PM
A crack shot, no doubt.
 
NBSV
2012-01-13 02:16:23 PM
Tsar_Bomba1: Would have been impressed if it was this...

They claim it was a 6" revolver. So, yeah. Full size 6 shot revolver up the butt. I'd like to say I'll have to see it to believe it. But I'll just take their word for it.
 
HeadLever
2012-01-13 02:29:28 PM
Good job subby. The only thing better would be if you could have replace the DUMBASS tag with a SOREASS tag
 
tserious
2012-01-13 02:31:41 PM
I feel bad for the guy that drew the short straw and had to test fire that gun. I would not be happy.
 
probesport
2012-01-13 02:42:54 PM
NBSV: Tsar_Bomba1: Would have been impressed if it was this...

They claim it was a 6" revolver. So, yeah. Full size 6 shot revolver up the butt. I'd like to say I'll have to see it to believe it. But I'll just take their word for it.

www.zuguide.com
 
JesseL
2012-01-13 02:43:41 PM
I was expecting something like an NAA mini .22 revolver:

www.conjay.com

Which would be bad enough. A Six inch .38 is just deliberate masochism.
 
Eddie Adams from Torrance [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 02:51:04 PM
Tsar_Bomba1: [www.fototime.com image 640x243]

Would have been impressed if it was this...

Is that an 88 Magnum?
 
wildcat2011
2012-01-13 03:11:22 PM
www.fitnessdestination.com

Is not impressed
 
Hassan Ben Sobr
2012-01-13 03:24:29 PM
Was he turned in by a stool pigeon?
 
votephatt
2012-01-13 04:00:57 PM
That Alligator Kill Stick from Sons of Guns would probably slide up there pretty easy.
 
Hawnkee
2012-01-13 04:17:26 PM
If he sat down really hard he would have blown his brains out.
 
knagl
2012-01-13 05:44:33 PM
Very nice job, Subby.

Hassan Ben Sobr: Was he turned in by a stool pigeon?
I see what you did there. Well played, clerks.
 
lack of warmth
2012-01-13 06:22:00 PM
Too bad he didn't ask a guard to pull his finger. Would've been a different story all together.
 
Ouizel
2012-01-13 11:28:46 PM
thecpt: How would the rat carry the gun? Tie it to his tail?

"He could grip it by the husk..."
 
Inigo_Montoya
2012-01-14 05:14:33 PM
lack of warmth: Too bad he didn't ask a guard to pull his finger. Would've been a different story all together.

Too bad he didn't ask a guard to pull his finger. Would've been a different story.
 
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