The Ramones - Spiderman (new window)

He wasn't even dressed as Spiderman.

♫ Is he strong ♪ yes he is ♫ he's got radioactive ♫ ⌡***
got nuthin'

PacManDreaming: FTA: "Entering feet first, Graci got trapped in a curve..."

Too bad I wasn't there. I would've gotten a bucket and filled it up with harmless Harvestmen and dumped them on his head.

Then I'd sit back and watch as taxpayers pick up the tab for his PTSD treatments.

Here's to you, guy who finds people in tight spots and dumps harvestmen all up and upon their bodies...

mortimer_ford: Here's to you, guy who finds people in tight spots and dumps harvestmen all up and upon their bodies...

Raises a glass to Spider Dumper Guy!

mortimer_ford: PacManDreaming: FTA: "Entering feet first, Graci got trapped in a curve..."

Too bad I wasn't there. I would've gotten a bucket and filled it up with harmless Harvestmen and dumped them on his head.

Then I'd sit back and watch as taxpayers pick up the tab for his PTSD treatments.

Here's to you, guy who finds people in tight spots and dumps harvestmen all up and upon their bodies...

♫ MISTER GUY WHO FINDS PEOPLE IN TIGHT SPOTS AND DUMPS HARVESTMENT ALL UP AND UPON THIER BODIES! ♪

Fabric_Man: mortimer_ford: PacManDreaming: FTA: "Entering feet first, Graci got trapped in a curve..."

Too bad I wasn't there. I would've gotten a bucket and filled it up with harmless Harvestmen and dumped them on his head.

Then I'd sit back and watch as taxpayers pick up the tab for his PTSD treatments.

Here's to you, guy who finds people in tight spots and dumps harvestmen all up and upon their bodies...

♫ MISTER GUY WHO FINDS PEOPLE IN TIGHT SPOTS AND DUMPS HARVESTMENT ALL UP AND UPON THIER BODIES! ♪

Just when they think they can't move, you give them movement. Lots and lots of movement.

♫ I JUST HAD A MOOOOOVEMENT! ♪

Thank you for the earworm. In the event you have children, let me reciprocate:

The phone, the phone is ringing! The phone, we'll be right there!

/my apologies to any unintentionally harmed by this comment

Was he wearing hockeypads?

cameforspiderpigkthxbye

'Spider-Man' sentenced for getting stuck in vent at hookah bar

CSB: In Canada, we call them "strip clubs."

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PacManDreaming: FTA: "Entering feet first, Graci got trapped in a curve..."

Too bad I wasn't there. I would've gotten a bucket and filled it up with harmless Harvestmen and dumped them on his head.

Then I'd sit back and watch as taxpayers pick up the tab for his PTSD treatments.

i can imagine it.
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I'm deducting points. Third line of the song should be in the form of a question.

Aar1012: This headline is full of win

/HOTY contender?

Any song/poem headline in which subby can't get the meter right is not qualified to be HOTY.

Jesus christ, way too much shoehorning in that headline. Match the goddamn syllables correctly or it just sounds like shiat.

Xenomech: Aar1012: This headline is full of win

/HOTY contender?

Any song/poem headline in which subby can't get the meter right is not qualified to be HOTY.

JBKMDX: Jesus christ, way too much shoehorning in that headline. Match the goddamn syllables correctly or it just sounds like shiat.

Thank you two for confirming my faith in humanity.

SCANSION. Learn it, motherfarkers.

Xenomech: Aar1012: This headline is full of win

/HOTY contender?

Any song/poem headline in which subby can't get the meter right is not qualified to be HOTY.

JBKMDX: Jesus christ, way too much shoehorning in that headline. Match the goddamn syllables correctly or it just sounds like shiat.

If you can't fit it to the meter, you're failtastic.

Spider Man / Spider Man / Does Whatever a / Spider Can / Spins a Web / Any Size / Catches Thieves / Just Like Flies / Look Out / Here comes the Spider Man
Spider-Man /Spider-Man / Gets stuck in a vent / 'cause he can / He is drunk / off his ass / No, his skills / aren't first class / WATCH OUT / We caught the Spider-Man

Fits just fine... better than 99% of the "song" headlines on Fark, at least. Not HOTY material, but probably better than either of you snarkers would've managed.

If you're going to snark on something, snark on the look / watch out error, not the meter.

/Note: I'm not the subby
//Don't know who is
///Nor do I care

Here ye, here ye! All those complaining about the poetic lyrical 'problems' of the headline please submit your funny and 'accurate' version, be sure not to use subby's material. Otherwise, fark off.

More amusing than criminal. The judge probably had a laugh. Aah beer. Drink a lot of it & let the adventure begin.

Oh boy do I loves me a Spider Man thread. Please keep the win coming.