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(Chicago Tribune) Scary US warning of terror threat in Bangkok, believe it could happen anywhere, be it bars, temples, or 'massage parlors, even chess matches   (chicagotribune.com) divider line 64
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Cagey B
2012-01-13 12:35:59 PM
This news is enough to make even a hard man humble.
 
Quasar [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 01:13:03 PM
I can feel al Qaeda walking next to me.
 
Dr. Whoof
2012-01-13 01:15:53 PM
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
to be looking for a terrorist and not looking at the city.

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --
 
Poldana
2012-01-13 01:16:33 PM
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
 
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
2012-01-13 01:16:46 PM
Cagey B: This news is enough to make even a hard man humble.

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --
 
joonyer
2012-01-13 01:17:17 PM
Damn, the article was too scary to read.

I hope it has a happy ending.
 
Dr. Whoof
2012-01-13 01:18:10 PM
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: Cagey B: This news is enough to make even a hard man humble.

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --

This grips me more than would a muddy old river or reclining Buddha.
 
JackieRabbit
2012-01-13 01:18:14 PM
Subtle, subby. Very subtle. Good job.
 
bemis23
2012-01-13 01:19:53 PM
You'll find a bomb in every golden cloister
 
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy
2012-01-13 01:20:01 PM
Dr. Whoof: It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
to be looking for a terrorist and not looking at the city.

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --

DAMN YOU.
 
Lorax
2012-01-13 01:20:26 PM
We'd let you watch, we would invite you, but the bombs you use would just excite you.
 
Psychopusher
2012-01-13 01:21:41 PM
Thank God I'm only watching the game. Controlling it.
 
Nexzus
2012-01-13 01:22:03 PM
Fark.... you absolutely rock.
 
ObscureNameHere
2012-01-13 01:26:32 PM
Q: Are you guys rating the kind of mate I'm contemplating?
 
RVanZant
2012-01-13 01:27:12 PM
One towns very like another when your head's down over your pieces,brother.
 
liam76
2012-01-13 01:28:40 PM
get thai'ed you are taking to a jihadist
whose every move is among the purest
I place my bombs above the waistline, sunshine
 
Eponine24601 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 01:35:49 PM
Subby you are magnificent! +1.
 
The Shroom
2012-01-13 01:40:10 PM
Wait a second.

The US is warning of a terror threat in Thailand. Terror?!

For the people of Bangkok, the grace of M. Bison was the greatest day in their lives but for him it was only Tuesday.
 
Cubs300
2012-01-13 01:41:10 PM
Is Yul Brenner involved in any way? If so, he would make this much more than a show...
 
clyph
2012-01-13 01:42:53 PM
Cagey B: This news is enough to make even a hard man humble.

Over in one.
 
jake_lex [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 01:44:29 PM
bemis23: You'll find a bomb in every golden cloister

And if you're unlucky it's made of C3
 
MrJesus
2012-01-13 01:45:21 PM
3.bp.blogspot.com

Well for their sake, I hope they can put time in a bottle.
 
The $25000 Dodecahedron
2012-01-13 01:45:30 PM
Man, I can feel the devil walking next to me.
 
just_intonation
2012-01-13 01:45:43 PM
clyph: Cagey B: This news is enough to make even a hard man humble.

Over in one.

Not by a long shot. This is no ordinary venue.
 
dennysgod
2012-01-13 01:46:11 PM
Seems like everyone knows the song, but here you go anyway.
 
Polonius_In_Drag
2012-01-13 01:46:16 PM
Now why'd they choose such a backward time? And such a strange land?
 
Dr. Whoof
2012-01-13 01:50:20 PM
Nihilist's Guide to Reticent Entropy: Dr. Whoof: It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
to be looking for a terrorist and not looking at the city.

Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --

DAMN YOU.

Thank god I'm only watching the thread, controlling it.

I'd let you watch, I would invite you, but the Farks we use would not excite you...
 
DingleberryMoose
2012-01-13 01:51:21 PM
jake_lex: bemis23: You'll find a bomb in every golden cloister

And if you're unlucky it's made of C3

I can hear it ticking, run like hell with me.
 
Psychopusher
2012-01-13 01:54:29 PM
Siam's gonna be the witness to the ultimate test of military fitness.
 
cynicalbastard
2012-01-13 02:00:42 PM
Time flys, doesn't seem a minute since the Bagdhad streets had the soldiers in it.
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 02:07:17 PM
It's Iceland -- or the Philippines -- or Hastings -- or -- or this place!
 
Loose_Stool
2012-01-13 02:09:33 PM
nothing like a Murray Head reference
 
HopScotchNSoda
2012-01-13 02:12:19 PM
dennysgod: Seems like everyone knows the song, but here you go anyway.

Or Louise Robey's cover
The music and her singing are far inferior. The video is visually appealing though.
 
UCFRoadWarrior
2012-01-13 02:12:41 PM
I can see TSA feeling up on me
 
Sin_City_Superhero [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 02:13:29 PM
[THE AMERICAN]
Bangkok, Oriental setting
And the city don't know that the city is getting
The creme de la creme of the chess world in a
Show with everything but Yul Brynner

Time flies -- doesn't seem a minute
Since the Tirolean spa had the chess boys in it
All change -- don't you know that when you
Play at this level there's no ordinary venue

It's Iceland -- or the Philippines -- or Hastings -- or --
or this place!

[COMPANY]
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
And if you're lucky then the god's a she
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

[THE AMERICAN]
One town's very like another
When your head's down over your pieces, brother

[COMPANY]
It's a drag, it's a bore, it's really such a pity
To be looking at the board, not looking at the city

[THE AMERICAN]
Whaddya mean? Ya seen one crowded, polluted, stinking town --

[COMPANY]
Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite

[THE AMERICAN]
Get Thai'd! You're talking to a tourist
Whose every move's among the purest
I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine

[COMPANY]
One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me

[THE AMERICAN]
Siam's gonna be the witness
To the ultimate test of cerebral fitness
This grips me more than would a
Muddy old river or reclining Buddha

And thank God I'm only watching the game -- controlling it --

I don't see you guys rating
The kind of mate I'm contemplating
I'd let you watch, I would invite you
But the queens we use would not excite you

So you better go back to your bars, your temples, your massage
parlours --

[COMPANY]
One night in Bangkok and the world's your oyster
The bars are temples but the pearls ain't free
You'll find a god in every golden cloister
A little flesh, a little history
I can feel an angel sliding up to me

One night in Bangkok makes a hard man humble
Not much between despair and ecstasy
One night in Bangkok and the tough guys tumble
Can't be too careful with your company
I can feel the devil walking next to me



Link goes to video (new window)
 
HopScotchNSoda
2012-01-13 02:14:16 PM
I can feel a mullah sliding next to me.
 
cynicalbastard
2012-01-13 02:14:43 PM
UCFRoadWarrior: I can see TSA feeling up on me

Quiet, you. At my age that's the closest to hot man-on-man action as I'm likely to get since leaving the navy.
 
interluder
2012-01-13 02:19:17 PM
Confucius thread?
He say, man who go through turnstile sideways going to Bangkok
 
HopScotchNSoda
2012-01-13 02:24:32 PM
The other Murray Head version, as if on stage, and featuring the musical's composers Benny & Björn from ABBA.
 
Cybernetic [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 02:25:57 PM
One town's very like another with your head down over your detonator, brother.
 
SevenYearHawk
2012-01-13 02:28:11 PM
Dance mix:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIy79etzgG0
 
Jackpot777
2012-01-13 02:29:13 PM
Can't be too careful with your company.

/I can see a Shi'a's flying next to me.
 
interluder
2012-01-13 02:30:41 PM
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger
 
Goodfella
2012-01-13 02:32:26 PM
Ready and waiting for them:

cf1.imgobject.com
 
interluder
2012-01-13 02:39:43 PM
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
 
Bladel [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 02:46:48 PM
Good thing we published the warning, so the city knows what the city is getting.
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 02:52:13 PM
bangkok has him now.
 
ObscureNameHere
2012-01-13 02:54:25 PM
Sin_City_Superhero:
[COMPANY]
Tea, girls, warm, sweet
Some are set up in the Somerset Maugham suite


I always assumed that line was supposed be "T-Girls", referring to girls from Thailand.
 
DirkTheDaring
2012-01-13 03:00:34 PM
Move me onto any black square, use me any time you want.

I think I'm doing it wrong.
 
Bomb Head Mohammed
2012-01-13 03:15:10 PM
awesome. already inexpensive thailand gets even cheaper. at this rate, vietnam will soon catch up.
 
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