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2012-01-13 09:25:24 AM
chaka khan.....chaka khan.
ManateeGag
2012-01-13 09:32:34 AM
so, they have what? 2, 3 true fans?
jchic
2012-01-13 09:43:58 AM
That's smart, insult your fans. That's SURE to bring them out in droves.
Cajnik
2012-01-13 11:35:53 AM
Season ticket holders are more fun to sit with. They actually give a shiat.
Cajnik
2012-01-13 11:37:25 AM
The Look - Home Improvement
Harv72b
2012-01-13 11:47:24 AM
To the last, I will grapple with thee...from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!
dletter
2012-01-13 12:29:20 PM
While I think the "For me a fan is somebody who is a season ticket holder for the Jaguars." was a bit too much, I wouldn't say that they shouldn't be listening MORE to season ticket holders, than other "fans". I mean, in what business do you NOT listen more to people who spend more on your product?
Obviously, the fans that watch on TV, listen on radio, etc contribute to the billions that TV networks are willing to pay to cover games, so, they have an indirect value that way, but, obviously not the "skin" in the game that people with season tickets do.
Cagey B
2012-01-13 12:44:34 PM
jchic
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That's smart, insult your fans. That's SURE to bring them out in droves.
It might be a good way to drive down local involvement before moving your franchise to LA.
expobill
2012-01-13 02:11:59 PM
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-13 02:15:07 PM
dletter
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While I think the "For me a fan is somebody who is a season ticket holder for the Jaguars." was a bit too much, I wouldn't say that they shouldn't be listening MORE to season ticket holders, than other "fans". I mean, in what business do you NOT listen more to people who spend more on your product?
While that may be true, YOU DON'T ACTUALLY SAY IT!
ihatedumbpeople
2012-01-13 02:19:16 PM
Haha...the instant I saw he bought that team I knew something funny would happen.
When your "non-fans" stop buying jerseys and Jags merchandise.....bwahahaha...nevermind, couldn't finish that one.
UNC_Samurai
2012-01-13 02:24:28 PM
dletter
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While I think the "For me a fan is somebody who is a season ticket holder for the Jaguars." was a bit too much, I wouldn't say that they shouldn't be listening MORE to season ticket holders, than other "fans". I mean, in what business do you NOT listen more to people who spend more on your product?
Obviously, the fans that watch on TV, listen on radio, etc contribute to the billions that TV networks are willing to pay to cover games, so, they have an indirect value that way, but, obviously not the "skin" in the game that people with season tickets do.
That really irks me, because it's the same line of thinking Jerry Richardson tried to use on the Panther fanbase during the offseason. He said he wasn't going to invest heavily in a new coach (like a Cowher) because it would cost too much, and until the fans paid him more money, it wasn't worth the investment. Which was an industrial-grade bag of bullshiat coming from the guy who spent $42 million on a contract extension for Delhomme a mere month after The Bad Day.
And besides, I live four hours from Charlotte. If I'm going to be a fan, it means buying a jersey and watching on TV. Like hell I'm going to buy a season ticket to drive to Charlotte eight times a year and pay for bloated parking and concessions.
Land Ark
2012-01-13 02:27:19 PM
missiv
2012-01-13 02:28:48 PM
This is just like blood libel.
Pontious Pilates
2012-01-13 02:28:51 PM
When did the Iron Sheik buy a football team?
ihatedumbpeople
2012-01-13 02:29:07 PM
UNC_Samurai
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dletter: While I think the "For me a fan is somebody who is a season ticket holder for the Jaguars." was a bit too much, I wouldn't say that they shouldn't be listening MORE to season ticket holders, than other "fans". I mean, in what business do you NOT listen more to people who spend more on your product?
Obviously, the fans that watch on TV, listen on radio, etc contribute to the billions that TV networks are willing to pay to cover games, so, they have an indirect value that way, but, obviously not the "skin" in the game that people with season tickets do.
That really irks me, because it's the same line of thinking Jerry Richardson tried to use on the Panther fanbase during the offseason. He said he wasn't going to invest heavily in a new coach (like a Cowher) because it would cost too much, and until the fans paid him more money, it wasn't worth the investment. Which was an industrial-grade bag of bullshiat coming from the guy who spent $42 million on a contract extension for Delhomme a mere month after The Bad Day.
And besides, I live four hours from Charlotte. If I'm going to be a fan, it means buying a jersey and watching on TV. Like hell I'm going to buy a season ticket to drive to Charlotte eight times a year and pay for bloated parking and concessions.
Most of these owners are just businessmen...they see teams as investments. As much as I can't stand the Cowboys, at least Jerry Jones seems to care about fielding a good product. For him it's a business, but he's also a fan. Obviously there are others, but he's one of the more notable ones...
/glad to be a Packers fan
//and part owner...even if it is only .00000000001%
Tarl3k
2012-01-13 02:32:53 PM
Los Angeles Jaguars...that has a nice ring to it...
ole prophet
2012-01-13 02:35:53 PM
I have a feeling there are some trolls out in San Diego or Oakland that feel they need to take the moving LA heat off them right about now.
Non-issue and he is right. Season ticket holders should carry more weight and if you want to biatch, you better have some skin in the game.
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-13 02:36:14 PM
ihatedumbpeople
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Most of these owners are just businessmen...they see teams as investments. As much as I can't stand the Cowboys, at least Jerry Jones seems to care about fielding a good product. For him it's a business, but he's also a fan. Obviously there are others, but he's one of the more notable ones...
/glad to be a Packers fan
//and part owner...even if it is only .00000000001%
Jones isn't a good example because he goes the exact opposite spectrum, too much involvement. His coaches are yes men and he makes the decisions. Until Jones dies or gives up the leadership position, I don't see the Cowboys winning a championship. He's not a coach, but damn if he doesn't play one on TV.
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-13 02:36:24 PM
Bunny has season tix, I just know it.....but she gives them to charity every week and spends her weekends with us in fubol threads on Fark, trying to improve the world and the human condition.
ihatedumbpeople
2012-01-13 02:38:56 PM
scottydoesntknow
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ihatedumbpeople: Most of these owners are just businessmen...they see teams as investments. As much as I can't stand the Cowboys, at least Jerry Jones seems to care about fielding a good product. For him it's a business, but he's also a fan. Obviously there are others, but he's one of the more notable ones...
/glad to be a Packers fan
//and part owner...even if it is only .00000000001%
Jones isn't a good example because he goes the exact opposite spectrum, too much involvement. His coaches are yes men and he makes the decisions. Until Jones dies or gives up the leadership position, I don't see the Cowboys winning a championship. He's not a coach, but damn if he doesn't play one on TV.
I can see that as well, he IS way too involved...he wants to be coach, GM, offensive coordinator, etc. He should really step back and let the people he hires do their jobs.
ole prophet
2012-01-13 02:39:54 PM
Lt. Cheese Weasel
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Bunny has season tix, I just know it.....but she gives them to charity every week and spends her weekends with us in fubol threads on Fark, trying to improve the world and the human condition.
I don't think she lives here. She would be one hell of a superfan if she had season tickets.
justneal
2012-01-13 02:44:39 PM
So say i love the jags ( i don't, i'm a fish fan, that's a other issue) and i live in canada, i should be seasons tickets, ah yes, clearly that is a good plan
UCFRoadWarrior
2012-01-13 02:55:49 PM
Looks like Genius Khan just lost a lot of Jags fans...the ones that actually spend money on team merchandise and the like. Stupid comment
karmaceutical
2012-01-13 02:58:30 PM
Holy smokes! Has someone told the Jaguar's ownership that they are about to taste the bitter wrath of The Consumerist??
PsyLord
2012-01-13 02:59:53 PM
Only suckers pay to go watch the games at the stadiums. Seriously, who can afford that these days?
/a 99%'er
balfourk
2012-01-13 03:05:36 PM
If the previous owner had been able to get Tebow in the 2nd round of the draft, like he was planning to, that franchise would be much different today. Tebow is acutally from Jacksonville and is truely beloved there. He wouldn't have sold that team and he'd be making more money from locals who just might have become season ticket holders.
expobill
2012-01-13 03:13:38 PM
PsyLord
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Only suckers pay to go watch the games at the stadiums. Seriously, who can afford that these days?
/a 99%'er
lean forward
Lost Thought 00
2012-01-13 03:18:11 PM
If the Jags were in a better division (and I lived in JaX), I'd consider it just to watch the opposing teams.
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T
2012-01-13 03:24:11 PM
UNC_Samurai
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Like hell I'm going to buy a season ticket to drive to Charlotte
eight
ten
times a year and pay for bloated parking and concessions.
FTFY. Don't forget the two completely worthless preseason games that you are obligated to purchase as a season ticketholder.
scottydoesntknow
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Jones isn't a good example because he goes the exact opposite spectrum, too much involvement. His coaches are yes men and he makes the decisions. Until Jones dies or gives up the leadership position, I don't see the Cowboys winning a championship. He's not a coach, but damn if he doesn't play one on TV.
Are you a wizard? I made the exact same statement to a friend last week. How ironic that this is so transparent to everyone but Jones. I miss Tuna.
PsyLord
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Only suckers pay to go watch the games at the stadiums. Seriously, who can afford that these days?
/a 99%'er
2 tix to a recent Cowboys game were $120. Parking was free if you're willing to walk a little bit.
/But I agree with you
//Which is why I only went to 1 game this year
///And only 'cause it was my wife's Xmas gift
TravisBickle62
2012-01-13 03:24:27 PM
They passed on Tebow, lol.
flsprtsgod
2012-01-13 03:26:54 PM
The new owner is correct. The old owner coddled the locals by purchasing up the remaining tickets so they could sit home watch his product for free. The new owner is making it known that he's going to spend money to put a good product on the field and the fans who buy the tickets are going to be his primary concern.
/and the Tebites can pound sand.
Shrugging Atlas
2012-01-13 03:34:41 PM
I don't care what he said. Any NFL owner with hair and a stache like that has my support. God I wish he had bought the Rams.
Mr. Lickalickalicka
2012-01-13 03:35:08 PM
And a real team owner would have multiple Super Bowl Trophies.
Bermuda59
2012-01-13 03:37:19 PM
What does Shatner think of this?
Trocadero
2012-01-13 03:38:02 PM
Of course he cares about the season ticket holders. That's the only revenue he probably gets to keep for himself (and maybe jersey sales/merchandise). "LA is such a huge TV market, I don't know why they don't have a team there." B/c you don't get to keep more than 1/32 of that LA TV market revenue, and it's probably not going to change the price of the national contracts much, anyway. More than half your money is from TV, and you can't get more TV money no matter where your team is. So yes, he wants to cater to the season ticket holders, b/c they actually pay him and not Green Bay, Cleveland, Indianapolis, Charlotte, etc.
Senordos13
2012-01-13 03:56:15 PM
HAd Season tickets for a few years, right behind the South End zone. Great seats. When the lockout was going on, I kept getting renewal notices, but didn't want to until I found out if there was going to be a season, or it it would be all 16games. There was no clause anywhere about receiving a refund if the season was shortened/cancelled... so I held off
I got a notice saying I have 10 days or I would lose my seats. Lockout still going on. I called, the lady said there was no refund policy in place in the event of a lost season.
GREEDY.
Didn't renew
Gosling
2012-01-13 03:59:24 PM
You know, the Jaguars, Vikings and Raiders have to realize that they can't ALL move to Los Angeles. Two of them are going to have to either find some other city to move to or make peace with their situations.
Le Bomb Suprize
2012-01-13 04:03:56 PM
With the 10th pick in the 2010 NFL the Jacksonville Jaguars select....DT Tyson Alualu.
With the 25th pick in the 2010 NFL the Denver Broncos select....QB Tim Tebow.
And this is why Jacksonville can't have nice things. Though whether Tebow is anything more than a half season wonderkind is debatable, the excitement and money he generated for the Broncos is indisputable.
PsyLord
2012-01-13 04:16:35 PM
Le Bomb Suprize
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With the 10th pick in the 2010 NFL the Jacksonville Jaguars select....DT Tyson Alualu.
With the 25th pick in the 2010 NFL the Denver Broncos select....QB Tim Tebow.
And this is why Jacksonville can't have nice things. Though whether Tebow is anything more than a half season wonderkind is debatable, the excitement and money he generated for the Broncos is indisputable.
Just keeping Tebow in FL is just a no brainer. Especially when you consider that Jax is only a few hrs drive from Gainesville.
SkepticalBeliever
2012-01-13 04:17:15 PM
mc_madness
2012-01-13 04:18:58 PM
Tebow in Jacksonville would've been amazing. I'm shocked I'm the first person bringing it up...
TravisBickle62
2012-01-13 04:39:06 PM
PsyLord
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Le Bomb Suprize: With the 10th pick in the 2010 NFL the Jacksonville Jaguars select....DT Tyson Alualu.
With the 25th pick in the 2010 NFL the Denver Broncos select....QB Tim Tebow.
And this is why Jacksonville can't have nice things. Though whether Tebow is anything more than a half season wonderkind is debatable, the excitement and money he generated for the Broncos is indisputable.
Just keeping Tebow in FL is just a no brainer. Especially when you consider that Jax is only a few hrs drive from Gainesville.
Tens of thousands of Gators go to the Georgia game in Jax every year, would have been a huge party with Tebow playing even if he was a .500 quarterback.
dcducote
2012-01-13 05:00:34 PM
Trocadero
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Of course he cares about the season ticket holders. That's the only revenue he probably gets to keep for himself (and maybe jersey sales/merchandise). "LA is such a huge TV market, I don't know why they don't have a team there." B/c you don't get to keep more than 1/32 of that LA TV market revenue, and it's probably not going to change the price of the national contracts much, anyway. More than half your money is from TV, and you can't get more TV money no matter where your team is. So yes, he wants to cater to the season ticket holders, b/c they actually pay him and not Green Bay, Cleveland, Indianapolis, Charlotte, etc.
Jersey sales are split evenly among teams. So Jacksonville is getting some money from current Tebow jersey sales. I'm not sure if normal season ticket holders give owners money, too, individually. I know that Luxury box money individual owners keep, and I think parking and concessions. Non-luxury box ticket sales are split equally amongst teams, I believe.
Lou Cypher
2012-01-13 05:14:05 PM
I don't see a problem. Minor gaffe, but I'm sure football fans in northern Florida will be eager to give a guy named Shahid Kahn a break on this one.
mikaloyd
2012-01-13 05:15:48 PM
The dude just hired Atlanta's offensive coordinator to be his head coach. You would have to be a die hard fan to buy season tickets to watch THAT.
stewbert
2012-01-13 05:16:49 PM
Is it true that season ticket holders provide the bulk of the income for the Jags (or any NFL team)? The stadium holds ~67k; how many of those are season tix?
I'm sure that the non-season tix fanbase is far larger than those with season tix. How many jerseys, hats, Sunday Tickets, etc do those fans account for? Did you include Sunday Ticket revenue from bars in the area? What about Jag fans from out of town?
Looking at this blog:
Link
(new window) it seems like the bulk of a teams' income is shared revenue, none of which is ticket sales.
uofacats2004
2012-01-13 05:21:24 PM
mikaloyd
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The dude just hired Atlanta's offensive coordinator to be his head coach. You would have to be a die hard fan to buy season tickets to watch THAT.
no kidding. mularkey? really?
Warlordtrooper
2012-01-13 05:24:03 PM
I would have less of a problem with this if he said ticket holders instead of season ticket holders. Some of us can't afford to go to every game so we have to save our spare cash and buy to maybe one or two a year.
/bills fan but it still applies to every team.
draa
2012-01-13 05:32:41 PM
ihatedumbpeople
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Most of these owners are just businessmen...they see teams as investments.
This is the problem that I had with this asshole when he bought the team. He wasn't a FAN of the Jaguars until it became possible for him to buy the team. Then he became our biggest FAN. Bullshiat.
He tried to buy the Rams a couple of years ago and likely wasn't a FAN of them either. It's about business, not about being a FAN who bought the team that they've loved since childhood. This asshole sucks just like the shiat he bought.
/Jags FAN
//Khan can kiss my ass
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