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Newly released FBI files show that the in 2000's they were preparing a massive RICO case against an organization involved in gun-running, money laundering, drugs, and car-jackings. Was it: A) The mafia? B) MS-13? or C) The Wu-tang Clan?
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eeeleeet
2012-01-13 09:35:45 AM
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fark with.
walkerhound
2012-01-13 10:19:51 AM
mattharvest
2012-01-13 10:41:22 AM
eeeleeet
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Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fark with.
Honestly, this is the only thing anyone should have to say here.
GAT_00
2012-01-13 11:05:50 AM
mattharvest
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eeeleeet: Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fark with.
Honestly, this is the only thing anyone should have to say here.
I would have gone with 'apparently, they were something to fark with' but the original also works.
Dead for Tax Reasons
2012-01-13 12:14:40 PM
walkerhound
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Smith barney? buncha biatches, old time farts
StokeyBob
2012-01-13 12:59:45 PM
Didn't like the competition?
Mearen
2012-01-13 01:01:01 PM
Did they diversify their bonds, biatches?
sumpinaintright
2012-01-13 01:02:11 PM
Head of the investigation
/First thing I think of anytime I hear RICO
GleeUnit
2012-01-13 01:03:16 PM
eeeleeet
:
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fark with.
And they've been telling us for years.
We're done here.
Aphoticamy
2012-01-13 01:04:17 PM
I am Jack's Complete Lack Of Surprise.
Mrs.Sharpier
2012-01-13 01:04:33 PM
They liked it raw?
/ooo baby they liked it raw
probesport
2012-01-13 01:04:46 PM
mattharvest
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eeeleeet: Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fark with.
Honestly, this is the only thing anyone should have to say here.
QFT
cman
2012-01-13 01:05:59 PM
Done in one
/And 2 FTW
Random Anonymous Blackmail
2012-01-13 01:06:35 PM
sumpinaintright
Head of the investigation
Isn't that the lead singer of Nickleback?
probesport
2012-01-13 01:06:55 PM
sumpinaintright
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/First thing I think of anytime I hear RICO
Not?
lewismarktwo
2012-01-13 01:07:04 PM
sumpinaintright
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Head of the investigation
[kickinthecornflakes.files.wordpress.com image 640x360]
/First thing I think of anytime I hear RICO
That whole season was written like it was a series finale and then magically changed the very last ep.
SkunkWerks
2012-01-13 01:07:25 PM
ODB is rolling in his grave...
...after being upstaged by OBL.
Lone Stranger
2012-01-13 01:07:33 PM
Ninja please!
Torsoheap
2012-01-13 01:07:49 PM
Does this new information mean the ODB did not die from a drug overdose? New conspiracy?
Glenford
2012-01-13 01:14:16 PM
probesport
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mattharvest: eeeleeet: Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fark with.
Honestly, this is the only thing anyone should have to say here.
QFT
Just in case someone requires a visual aid to make the point.
Gunny Highway
2012-01-13 01:14:18 PM
I WANT TO SEE THE FILE SON BIG BABY JESUS! QUIT COVERING THEM UP!
Magorn
2012-01-13 01:14:29 PM
Torsoheap
:
Does this new information mean the ODB did not die from a drug overdose? New conspiracy?
You have to wonder how they drew straws at the Bureau to see who got what case:
"Who'd you get?"
"Bin Laden"
"How about you"
"The Zetas Cartel"
"and You?"
"
"Old Dirty Bastard"
ShonenBat
2012-01-13 01:19:16 PM
Sure it's not the ATF?
Free Range Deranged
2012-01-13 01:20:19 PM
Well, I certainly am glad that so many arrests were made.
/That's some fine police work there, Lou.jpg
DROxINxTHExWIND
2012-01-13 01:20:52 PM
Magorn
:
Torsoheap: Does this new information mean the ODB did not die from a drug overdose? New conspiracy?
You have to wonder how they drew straws at the Bureau to see who got what case:
"Who'd you get?"
"Bin Laden"
"How about you"
"The Zetas Cartel"
"and You?"
""Old Dirty Bastard"
Naw, they were happy to prosecute rappers. That's why the totally unrelated news clipping about Puff Daddy was in ODB's file.
mrboyer
2012-01-13 01:30:58 PM
"Herb got my wig fried like a bad perm"
Satanic_Hamster
2012-01-13 01:33:45 PM
DROxINxTHExWIND
:
Naw, they were happy to prosecute rappers. That's why the totally unrelated news clipping about Puff Daddy was in ODB's file.
But why were they going after Asian rappers. I thought the government only went after the blacks.
Gunny Highway
2012-01-13 01:42:27 PM
Wu Tang may be the best thing to ever come out of rap.
Incog_Neeto
2012-01-13 01:44:22 PM
It didn't look like the whole clan was involved, I mean as you can clearly see it was mostly just ODB
RAWISRADFORD
2012-01-13 01:50:45 PM
Witty Unpredictable Talent And Natural Game
Doctor_TeethMD
2012-01-13 02:01:54 PM
He was wanted for stickin' needles in yo' head like a farkin' nurse.
pseydtonne
2012-01-13 02:02:03 PM
Satanic_Hamster
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But why were they going after Asian rappers. I thought the government only went after the blacks.
Ah, the race draft -- one of the great non-Rick-James sketches from Chappelle's Show.
Does this mean "But don't swallow, Bill Murray. Don't swallow!" is code to more than twinks and bears?
/it's from Coffee and Cigarettes
//the only other good bit in the flick is the two English actors in Los Angeles
satanorsanta
2012-01-13 02:02:19 PM
I saw Wu Tang open for Rage Against the Machine back in 1997. It was funny since 90% of the people at the show were white and my only experience with the Clan was from MTV
D135
2012-01-13 02:16:25 PM
The most
curious
charges against ODB stemmed from an arrest on Nov. 12, 1997, when he was charged both with contempt and nonsupport of a child
the guy was an addict with at least 13 kids, what is curious about the charge, exactly?
/this is only the tip of the iceberg, wait till they find what's beneath the surface
Benjimin_Dover
2012-01-13 02:18:07 PM
Sounds like they should have focused their attentions on the gun running by the ATF instead.
LewDux
2012-01-13 02:19:28 PM
Link
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mongbiohazard
2012-01-13 02:21:34 PM
I went looking for some album artwork a couple years ago while cleaning up my MP3 collection, and so pulled up the wikipedia page on Wu-Tang. When I read some of it it was.... surprising! I had no idea how big the organization got, nor how legitimately involved with crime some of the Wu-Tang adjunct members were. It was almost farcical.
Rann Xerox
2012-01-13 02:27:38 PM
eeeleeet
:
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fark with.
We're duh-duh-duh-duh-done here. Protect ya neck and shut this biatch down.
89 Stick-Up Kid
2012-01-13 02:29:23 PM
I'm the ODB as you can see. FBI don't you be watching me!
umad
2012-01-13 02:31:29 PM
eeeleeet
:
Wu-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fark with.
Like an 18 wheela with a drunk driver drivin, there's no survivin.
tillerman35
2012-01-13 02:43:33 PM
How were they going to prosecute an entire clan? I mean, sure a couple of guys from their village came to America a while back, but the entire clan? Pfffttt.
IamSoSmart_S_M_R_T
2012-01-13 03:05:26 PM
probesport
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sumpinaintright: /First thing I think of anytime I hear RICO
Not?
[www.whatsonxiamen.com image 450x438]
What about?
1derful
2012-01-13 03:09:23 PM
Aiyyo, camoflouge chameleon, ninjas scalin your buildin
No time to grab the gun they already got your wife and children
A hit was sent, from the President, to rage your residence
Because you had secret evidence, and documents
On how they raped the continents.
Tyrone Slothrop
2012-01-13 03:41:39 PM
pseydtonne
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Satanic_Hamster: But why were they going after Asian rappers. I thought the government only went after the blacks.
Ah, the race draft -- one of the great non-Rick-James sketches from Chappelle's Show.
Does this mean "But don't swallow, Bill Murray. Don't swallow!" is code to more than twinks and bears?
/it's from Coffee and Cigarettes
//the only other good bit in the flick is the two English actors in Los Angeles
I liked the bit where Tom Waits and Iggy Pop were being passive aggressive toward each other.
zonalpony
2012-01-13 04:59:23 PM
FTA:
.. he was viewed as the first jester of rap, and described as "something of a folk hero" by The New Yorker.
i thought that honor belonged to Flavor Flav? if anything, Flav is more of a jester than ODB...
/just saying
LewDux
2012-01-13 05:50:00 PM
zonalpony
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FTA:
.. he was viewed as the first jester of rap, and described as "something of a folk hero" by The New Yorker.
i thought that honor belonged to Flavor Flav? if anything, Flav is more of a jester than ODB...
/just saying
Nobody took him seriously because his bling-bling was clock-clock
Option D
2012-01-14 08:30:40 AM
This is flagrant discrimination against options beyond C.
nacarter
2012-01-14 10:12:33 AM
ODB couldn't have possibly committed all those crimes.
Coolio did some of that shiat!
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