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(Miami New Times)		Man takes mug shot completely covered in white powder. This is why you don't let your unemployed second cousin guard the stash (blogs.miaminewtimes.com)		46
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46 Comments (+0 »)

Lt. Cheese Weasel

2012-01-13 11:51:27 AM

I guess he really likes coke.

cgraves67

2012-01-13 11:51:47 AM

He looks like an extra from Live and Let Die.

joyride75

2012-01-13 11:52:22 AM

Ashy Larry had to pop up somewhere.

libranoelrose

2012-01-13 11:53:05 AM

joyride75: Ashy Larry had to pop up somewhere.

Done.

The Bunyip

2012-01-13 11:53:50 AM

When his wife figures out he's not out emptying trash, she's going to kill him.

TravisBickle62

2012-01-13 11:54:51 AM

White people problem

minoridiot

2012-01-13 11:55:26 AM

Looks like one of the Teenage Muntant Ninja Turtles.

mavexe

2012-01-13 11:55:29 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYmc6Ra7-Mc

I'm glad he found work after the movie

Salmon

2012-01-13 11:55:34 AM

looks like the coke is a bit grindy

unitednihilists

2012-01-13 11:56:24 AM

just sayin

pngwnpwr

2012-01-13 11:58:08 AM

Farkin' with the best?

TheQuicksilver

2012-01-13 11:59:24 AM

Rufus Lee King

2012-01-13 11:59:27 AM

derrrface

2012-01-13 11:59:42 AM

White face is never ok!

hogans

2012-01-13 12:01:46 PM

Next week on Danger Island, Chongo meets even more cannibals!

"Uh oh, Chongo!"

offmymeds

2012-01-13 12:04:30 PM

FTA: At least the Miami cops who arrested the guy with half a head had the decency to write in the same box: "Half a Head."

Was it this guy? (new window)

Carlip

2012-01-13 12:05:37 PM

/Not wanted for questioning.
//they have all been answered now.

illogic

2012-01-13 12:17:15 PM

Chinchillazilla

2012-01-13 12:17:49 PM

offmymeds: FTA: At least the Miami cops who arrested the guy with half a head had the decency to write in the same box: "Half a Head."

Was it this guy? (new window)

Yeah, it was that guy.

TheDirtyNacho

2012-01-13 12:22:33 PM

offmymeds: FTA: At least the Miami cops who arrested the guy with half a head had the decency to write in the same box: "Half a Head."

Was it this guy? (new window)

[dingo.care2.com image 369x284]

Just came here to post this. A true WTF. Where does brain go?

Bo Giggity

2012-01-13 12:23:48 PM

Yet another case of the man tryin to keep a brotha behind bars for no reason at all

lunkhed

2012-01-13 12:24:31 PM

After a great effort, he'd found the damp spot on the fat girl.

Revek

2012-01-13 12:27:16 PM

Gonna get me a shrimpin boat.

zinny

2012-01-13 12:31:24 PM

I'm offended by black people in whiteface.

wine_em_dine_em...

2012-01-13 12:31:29 PM

farking florida!

SkunkWerks

2012-01-13 12:32:08 PM

rudemix

2012-01-13 12:36:05 PM

He looks hardcore enough but was his video banned from MTV because his junk showed through his jumpsuit?

Clint_Torres

2012-01-13 12:37:31 PM

Hahaha. The Ashy Larry references just made my morning. Thanks!

inflatedKarma

2012-01-13 12:39:05 PM

get that man some lotion quick.

Thorny4Pie

2012-01-13 12:42:11 PM

Came for Farva, leaving happy.

StaceyNC

2012-01-13 12:44:27 PM

coke thread?

EditorialSpace

2012-01-13 12:49:14 PM

"Sometimes it's hard to smile through it when they ask you to bend down and grab your ankles". This is definitely the beginning of an X-Files case if there ever was one.

/The truth is out there

Ihaveanevilparrot

2012-01-13 12:55:53 PM

Ha! I, too, came here to make an Ashy Larry reference.

Didn't think so many people would remember that character so fast though, and I got here late.

Oh well.

//pleasantly surprised

skinink

2012-01-13 01:11:44 PM

Shenanigans!

Jon iz teh kewl

2012-01-13 01:17:32 PM

BLACK(WHITE) POW(D)ER

Radak

2012-01-13 01:18:00 PM