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(Mediaite)   Rom-ney (v). 1. to defecate in terror   (mediaite.com) divider line 21
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2012-01-13 09:33:44 AM
7 votes:
Meh. Seriously, there doesn't need to be an increased lexicon for each candidate.

But if we must:

Huntsman: v To ignore party lines and work across aisles for the good of all...then get punished for it.

Perry: v. To shoot your load alone on a Saturday night

Gingrich: v. To cheat on your wife with an owl.
2012-01-13 09:51:40 AM
4 votes:
FTFA:

It's not that Romney put his dog on the roof. Remember how different standards were in 1983.

Yeah, those were heady times.

Back in '83, we made our dogs ride on top of the car until they sh*t all over our luggage all the time. We called it "Sh*t-riding," and you weren't nothin unless you did it.
2012-01-13 10:01:59 AM
3 votes:
Romney claimed the dog enjoyed those rides, and would even climb up there himself. That's a dog I can relate to. Whenever I'm having the time of my life -- boom! -- diarrhea.
2012-01-13 12:54:33 PM
2 votes:
Romney n. The frothy mixture of fecal matter that splatters your windshield because the asshole in front of you is driving around with a petrified dog tied to his roof.
2012-01-13 11:18:44 AM
2 votes:

sprawl15: Cletus C.: Not sure how old Maddow and her sister were but probably too young to be exposing their breasts to truckers.

You're never too young to expose your breasts to truckers. Truckers are sick individuals.


Truckers are the kind of people who think lap dances are better when the stripper is crying. Or that road head is better if you're also drinking a cartoon of milk with the girl's face on it.
2012-01-13 10:51:55 AM
2 votes:
i492.photobucket.com
2012-01-13 10:51:16 AM
2 votes:
Obama's dog:

www.barack-obama-photos.com

Romney's dog:

cdn3.hark.com
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2012-01-13 09:43:02 AM
2 votes:
Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil

Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil black.


FIFY
2012-01-13 01:33:07 PM
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: sweetmelissa31: stpauler: Gingrich: v. To cheat on your wife with an owl.

I really think this one could catch on.

"We're just friends!"

[www.washingtonpost.com image 606x403]


She looks good in that pic. Must be in her younger years.
2012-01-13 01:19:30 PM
1 votes:

sweetmelissa31: stpauler: Gingrich: v. To cheat on your wife with an owl.

I really think this one could catch on.


"We're just friends!"

www.washingtonpost.com
2012-01-13 12:38:03 PM
1 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory:
Honestly?

What Romney did was illegal. There was a MA law against it at the time (not sure if there is now, but I would imagine so.)

If this is no big deal...why is it illegal?


Ooh, I got this one. Because of hippie environmentalist wackos who want to kill business.
2012-01-13 12:06:15 PM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: CPennypacker: skullkrusher: CPennypacker: Your post was pretty clear about you entertaining yourself. I was just pointing out that though you are entertaining yourself, everyone else here thinks you're a farkwit for it.

I know I am insulted when morons claim to speak for me. I'd imagine other people have the same pet peeve. You should be careful with that.

Let me know when you actually find someone stupider than you so you can test out that pet peeve. I'm sure it'll be quite the search.

who said that person has to be stupider than me? I just said "morons". Perhaps you should master reading before you try to insult people on what they wrote?


Because, even a moron is probably smarter than you? We finally agree on something!
2012-01-13 12:04:11 PM
1 votes:

BloodySaxon: Notabunny: BloodySaxon: Old-ass non stories rock!

It shows one of Romney's character traits. It shows what kind of man he is. That it happened years ago and defends it today shows he hasn't changed. It was a deeply cruel and creepy thing to do, and will make most Americas pause when they think of Romney.

Really? My family had issues with a dog shiatting himself in a crate anytime we had to go to the vet. OH THE HUMANITY!

This is goofy. There are better things to dig up on Romney.

Next you're going to tell me that venture capitalism is chaotic and therefore EVIL!


Your dog rode on the roof of your car in freeway-speed winds for 12 hours on the way to the vet? You should look into vets a little closer to home.
2012-01-13 11:49:55 AM
1 votes:

EvilEgg: stpauler: Meh. Seriously, there doesn't need to be an increased lexicon for each candidate.

But if we must:

Huntsman: v To ignore party lines and work across aisles for the good of all...then get punished for it.

Perry: v. To shoot your load alone on a Saturday night

Gingrich: v. To cheat on your wife with an owl.

Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil.


I wouldn't say evil... I'd think I'd define it as:

Obama: v. To misrepresent oneself to voters by campaigning as a liberal when one is not
2012-01-13 11:47:58 AM
1 votes:

Karac: Truckers are the kind of people who think lap dances are better when the stripper is crying. Or that road head is better if you're also drinking a cartoon of milk with the girl's face on it.


I'm not a trucker and I think both of those things are hot. Is that wrong?
2012-01-13 11:23:57 AM
1 votes:

skullkrusher: CPennypacker: OK, maybe it shiat itself because it was sick. Shouldn't he take it down if its sick?

Or maybe it shat itself because Romney would make a bad President so that's why he put it back on the roof?


Do you have disassociative identity disorder or something?
2012-01-13 10:29:04 AM
1 votes:

vpb: Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil

Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil black blah.


FIFY


FTFIFYFY.
2012-01-13 10:28:54 AM
1 votes:

stpauler: Meh. Seriously, there doesn't need to be an increased lexicon for each candidate.

But if we must:

Huntsman: v To ignore party lines and work across aisles for the good of all...then get punished for it.

Perry: v. To shoot your load alone on a Saturday night

Gingrich: v. To cheat on your wife with an owl.


I was planning on gingriching last weekend, but my wife caught wind and kept me home. Ended up attempting to perry quietly in the bathroom, but she opened the door while I was mid-perry. I was so stunned I farking romneyed all over the place.

Still trying to clean that mess up.
2012-01-13 10:27:37 AM
1 votes:
I thought all robots came with Asimov's Three Rules? Do they not extend to our canine friends?
2012-01-13 10:12:58 AM
1 votes:

vpb: Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil

Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil black.


FIFY


Your term is too PC.
2012-01-13 10:06:00 AM
1 votes:

thismomentinblackhistory: Romney claimed the dog enjoyed those rides, and would even climb up there himself. That's a dog I can relate to. Whenever I'm having the time of my life -- boom! -- diarrhea.


cha cha cha

/Sorry, it's a reflex. Too much Beavis and Butthead.
 
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