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2012-01-13 09:33:44 AM  
Meh. Seriously, there doesn't need to be an increased lexicon for each candidate.

But if we must:

Huntsman: v To ignore party lines and work across aisles for the good of all...then get punished for it.

Perry: v. To shoot your load alone on a Saturday night

Gingrich: v. To cheat on your wife with an owl.
 
2012-01-13 09:39:48 AM  

stpauler: Meh. Seriously, there doesn't need to be an increased lexicon for each candidate.

But if we must:

Huntsman: v To ignore party lines and work across aisles for the good of all...then get punished for it.

Perry: v. To shoot your load alone on a Saturday night

Gingrich: v. To cheat on your wife with an owl.


Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil.
 
2012-01-13 09:40:26 AM  
Romney's gonna wipe out Santorum.
 
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2012-01-13 09:43:02 AM  
Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil

Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil black.


FIFY
 
2012-01-13 09:51:40 AM  
FTFA:

It's not that Romney put his dog on the roof. Remember how different standards were in 1983.

Yeah, those were heady times.

Back in '83, we made our dogs ride on top of the car until they sh*t all over our luggage all the time. We called it "Sh*t-riding," and you weren't nothin unless you did it.
 
2012-01-13 10:00:46 AM  

stpauler: Gingrich: v. To cheat on your wife with an owl.


I almost burst out laughing at work over that one. Well done, sir.
 
2012-01-13 10:01:59 AM  
Romney claimed the dog enjoyed those rides, and would even climb up there himself. That's a dog I can relate to. Whenever I'm having the time of my life -- boom! -- diarrhea.
 
2012-01-13 10:06:00 AM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Romney claimed the dog enjoyed those rides, and would even climb up there himself. That's a dog I can relate to. Whenever I'm having the time of my life -- boom! -- diarrhea.


cha cha cha

/Sorry, it's a reflex. Too much Beavis and Butthead.
 
2012-01-13 10:12:10 AM  
Did you guys see that interview? Hilarious. He was trying to say that the dog was safe from the wind because he was in an airtight crate. Am I the only one who sees the problem with putting a dog in an airtight crate?
 
2012-01-13 10:12:58 AM  

vpb: Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil

Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil black.


FIFY


Your term is too PC.
 
2012-01-13 10:13:44 AM  
Old-ass non stories rock!
 
2012-01-13 10:14:11 AM  

CPennypacker: Did you guys see that interview? Hilarious. He was trying to say that the dog was safe from the wind because he was in an airtight crate. Am I the only one who sees the problem with putting a dog in an airtight crate?


No. I was wondering why none of the pundits noticed. I think Romney said it was airtight to debunk the notion that feces could have escaped, but forgot that something has to get in.
 
2012-01-13 10:15:33 AM  
I thought we were going with Romnez?
 
2012-01-13 10:19:08 AM  

Ricardo Klement: CPennypacker: Did you guys see that interview? Hilarious. He was trying to say that the dog was safe from the wind because he was in an airtight crate. Am I the only one who sees the problem with putting a dog in an airtight crate?

No. I was wondering why none of the pundits noticed. I think Romney said it was airtight to debunk the notion that feces could have escaped, but forgot that something has to get in.


I think Rachel Maddow wondered if the dog was in scuba gear.

But I think the main message here was that Romney's response to this was to hose off the dog and car, then get back in the car and KEEP DRIVING WITH THE DOG ON THE ROOF.
 
2012-01-13 10:21:38 AM  
It is usable in a sentence... "whoa, dude almost crashed into a tuck, I bet he romneyed himself on that one"

after some plays a scary prank on you "What the fark man, you want me to romney all over your floor or something?"
 
2012-01-13 10:22:13 AM  
Well at least Rachel Maddow is reporting on an important story and not just pushing a liberal agenda..
 
2012-01-13 10:22:22 AM  

Ricardo Klement: CPennypacker: Did you guys see that interview? Hilarious. He was trying to say that the dog was safe from the wind because he was in an airtight crate. Am I the only one who sees the problem with putting a dog in an airtight crate?

No. I was wondering why none of the pundits noticed. I think Romney said it was airtight to debunk the notion that feces could have escaped, but forgot that something has to get in.


I think he meant that it was wind proof in that the dog was not getting blasted by 75 mph winds. His explanation that the dog loved to ride up there doesn't work though. A 15 minute ride to the park is not quite the same as a 8-10 hour road trip. And the fact that he hosed the obviously distressed dog off and put him right back up there shows he lacks any empathy.

Although it's that calmness and ability to easily withstand others pain that made him a success at Bain, so I guess he has that going for him.
 
2012-01-13 10:23:09 AM  

madcan34: Well at least Rachel Maddow is reporting on an important story and not just pushing a liberal agenda..


... that's all you've got? "A liberal pundit is acting liberal"?
 
2012-01-13 10:23:14 AM  
They should at least have included the link:

spreadingromney.com (new window)
 
2012-01-13 10:23:52 AM  

madcan34: Well at least Rachel Maddow is reporting on an important story and not just pushing a liberal agenda..


it's almost like she's a pundit...
 
2012-01-13 10:24:17 AM  

madcan34: Well at least Rachel Maddow is reporting on an important story and not just pushing a liberal agenda..


It is kind of important that people are aware that Romney is a sociopath.
 
2012-01-13 10:25:06 AM  
I used to have an old dog that would romney whenever I sneaked up on him while he was sleeping.
 
2012-01-13 10:26:46 AM  
Only 1% of all dogs get the view from on top of a station wagon during an international trip.

A scene in National Lampoon's Vacation of the dog on the station wagon was cut for being too elitist.
 
2012-01-13 10:27:37 AM  
I thought all robots came with Asimov's Three Rules? Do they not extend to our canine friends?
 
2012-01-13 10:28:54 AM  

stpauler: Meh. Seriously, there doesn't need to be an increased lexicon for each candidate.

But if we must:

Huntsman: v To ignore party lines and work across aisles for the good of all...then get punished for it.

Perry: v. To shoot your load alone on a Saturday night

Gingrich: v. To cheat on your wife with an owl.


I was planning on gingriching last weekend, but my wife caught wind and kept me home. Ended up attempting to perry quietly in the bathroom, but she opened the door while I was mid-perry. I was so stunned I farking romneyed all over the place.

Still trying to clean that mess up.
 
2012-01-13 10:29:04 AM  

vpb: Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil

Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil black blah.


FIFY


FTFIFYFY.
 
2012-01-13 10:29:32 AM  
meh, probably not gonna happen.
 
2012-01-13 10:29:50 AM  

madcan34: Well at least Rachel Maddow is reporting on an important story and not just pushing a liberal agenda..


In comparison to FoxNews, where any statement by any person on the entire channel has been verified by two independent sources; usually Glenn Beck and Andrew Breitbart.
 
2012-01-13 10:30:27 AM  

RevLovejoy: stpauler: Meh. Seriously, there doesn't need to be an increased lexicon for each candidate.

But if we must:

Huntsman: v To ignore party lines and work across aisles for the good of all...then get punished for it.

Perry: v. To shoot your load alone on a Saturday night

Gingrich: v. To cheat on your wife with an owl.

I was planning on gingriching last weekend, but my wife caught wind and kept me home. Ended up attempting to perry quietly in the bathroom, but she opened the door while I was mid-perry. I was so stunned I farking romneyed all over the place.

Still trying to clean that mess up.


If you Huntsman with her, maybe she will whip you a couple of times.
 
2012-01-13 10:32:43 AM  
Back then, I was a kid sloshing around in the cargo section of my family's station wagon, competing with my equally unbuckled younger sister to see how many passing truck drivers we could get to pull their horns.

Not sure how old Maddow and her sister were but probably too young to be exposing their breasts to truckers.
 
2012-01-13 10:33:16 AM  

BloodySaxon: Old-ass non stories rock!


It shows one of Romney's character traits. It shows what kind of man he is. That it happened years ago and defends it today shows he hasn't changed. It was a deeply cruel and creepy thing to do, and will make most Americas pause when they think of Romney.
 
2012-01-13 10:36:12 AM  
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2012-01-13 10:36:23 AM  
Can someone else please get that neologism up and running so we're assured a completely scatological GOP ticket when it's Romney/Santorum.

I'd do it myself but I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes.
 
2012-01-13 10:43:35 AM  

EvilEgg: stpauler: Meh. Seriously, there doesn't need to be an increased lexicon for each candidate.

But if we must:

Huntsman: v To ignore party lines and work across aisles for the good of all...then get punished for it.

Perry: v. To shoot your load alone on a Saturday night

Gingrich: v. To cheat on your wife with an owl.

Obama: n. Self-contradictory evil.


emergency-pants.net
 
2012-01-13 10:46:50 AM  
www.posters.ws
 
2012-01-13 10:46:59 AM  
"Clintoned in the boobies".

\You're slipping, Fark.
 
2012-01-13 10:48:25 AM  
Romney and his family in the car = Large corporations & the 1%

The dog in the box on the top of the car = The working class & poor

That is what wold worry me about a Romney presidency. He might find a workable solution to a problem, but it might not be the best solution for those he deems "lesser" than him. Meanwhile Romney and those he panders to will benefit greatly from the solution.
 
2012-01-13 10:51:16 AM  
Obama's dog:

www.barack-obama-photos.com

Romney's dog:

cdn3.hark.com
 
2012-01-13 10:51:55 AM  
i492.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-13 10:55:59 AM  

heavymetal: Romney and his family in the car = Large corporations & the 1%

The dog in the box on the top of the car = The working class & poor

That is what wold worry me about a Romney presidency. He might find a workable solution to a problem, but it might not be the best solution for those he deems "lesser" than him. Meanwhile Romney and those he panders to will benefit greatly from the solution.


The sad thing is, if you tried to explain that metaphor for Americans, half of them would ask "what's a meta for?".
 
2012-01-13 10:58:24 AM  

LasersHurt: madcan34: Well at least Rachel Maddow is reporting on an important story and not just pushing a liberal agenda..

... that's all you've got? "A liberal pundit is acting liberal"?


Commenting on a Gingrich campaign ad is liberal media lamestream driveby MSM terrorism.

Cletus C.: Not sure how old Maddow and her sister were but probably too young to be exposing their breasts to truckers.


You're never too young to expose your breasts to truckers. Truckers are sick individuals.
 
2012-01-13 11:00:57 AM  

heavymetal: Romney and his family in the car = Large corporations & the 1%

The dog in the box on the top of the car = The working class & poor


And when we shiat ourselves in the form of OWS protests, they'll pull over, have the police clear the parks, hose down the encampments, and get back to business as usual.
 
2012-01-13 11:03:34 AM  

Ricardo Klement: heavymetal: Romney and his family in the car = Large corporations & the 1%

The dog in the box on the top of the car = The working class & poor

And when we shiat ourselves in the form of OWS protests, they'll pull over, have the police clear the parks, hose down the encampments, and get back to business as usual.


I wouldn't say that the OWS protests are people "shiatting themselves." It's more like the mournful wailing the dog did because he was scared he would die as he was shoved into the crate and the car accelerated.
 
2012-01-13 11:06:35 AM  
why is the silver spoon, 1%er Romney family taking a road trip in a wood paneled Chevy station wagon?
 
2012-01-13 11:07:11 AM  
It isnt often but I gotta disagree with Maddow on this one. Yeah, actually I do want a cold emotionless president making decisions, not someone who is going to make a stupid decision because he's following his/her emotions.

What's more, no, this story does not have legs. It actually sounded like a pretty reasonable thing to do, I'd venture the dog did not fit in the car and the family wanted to bring it with. It wasn't a cold calculated crisis management, he hosed the dog off. It's not like he just kept driving. Lots of reasons to attack Romney, this isn't one.
 
2012-01-13 11:10:17 AM  

skullkrusher: why is the silver spoon, 1%er Romney family taking a road trip in a wood paneled Chevy station wagon?


The station wagon is a metaphor; even though it got some dents and dings, Mitt's love for his family remained intact. Mitt had a dream for his family. All he wanted to do was take them to the best theme park in the country. It was a long drive fraught with terrible obstacles. The matriarch of the family even died along the way! Then there was the frightening detour in St. Louis. All along, Mitt and his family happily drank the Kool-Aid. Even though it was sometimes hard to stay awake and stay focused, Mitt finally gave his family the vacation they deserved.
 
2012-01-13 11:12:24 AM  

lennavan: It isnt often but I gotta disagree with Maddow on this one. Yeah, actually I do want a cold emotionless president making decisions, not someone who is going to make a stupid decision because he's following his/her emotions.

What's more, no, this story does not have legs. It actually sounded like a pretty reasonable thing to do, I'd venture the dog did not fit in the car and the family wanted to bring it with. It wasn't a cold calculated crisis management, he hosed the dog off. It's not like he just kept driving. Lots of reasons to attack Romney, this isn't one.


He hosed the dog off then he put him back in the crate and kept driving. He was wrong and so are you.
 
2012-01-13 11:12:37 AM  

gimmegimme: skullkrusher: why is the silver spoon, 1%er Romney family taking a road trip in a wood paneled Chevy station wagon?

The station wagon is a metaphor; even though it got some dents and dings, Mitt's love for his family remained intact. Mitt had a dream for his family. All he wanted to do was take them to the best theme park in the country. It was a long drive fraught with terrible obstacles. The matriarch of the family even died along the way! Then there was the frightening detour in St. Louis. All along, Mitt and his family happily drank the Kool-Aid. Even though it was sometimes hard to stay awake and stay focused, Mitt finally gave his family the vacation they deserved.


I think I've seen that. It was called "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down"
 
2012-01-13 11:13:33 AM  

CPennypacker: lennavan: It isnt often but I gotta disagree with Maddow on this one. Yeah, actually I do want a cold emotionless president making decisions, not someone who is going to make a stupid decision because he's following his/her emotions.

What's more, no, this story does not have legs. It actually sounded like a pretty reasonable thing to do, I'd venture the dog did not fit in the car and the family wanted to bring it with. It wasn't a cold calculated crisis management, he hosed the dog off. It's not like he just kept driving. Lots of reasons to attack Romney, this isn't one.

He hosed the dog off then he put him back in the crate and kept driving. He was wrong and so are you.


never been a fan of dogs and don't know much about them. If we're not upset about him putting the dog in the crate in the first place, why are we upset about him putting the dog back in the crate after cleaning him off?
 
2012-01-13 11:14:45 AM  
So who's going to be the first to Romney some Santorum?
 
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