The oozing sores weren't a clue?

Protip: The one who asks you for money before you put your penis in her is the prostitute.

That's a DEFENSE?

/protip: the hooker is the naked woman asking you for money.

Easy. The hookers have coke residue on their asses.

Rustico: Portable credit card scanner?
Rate-card tattooed on her ass?

I suppose that's one hedge against inflation.

From the article ..

But it has never been suggested he slept with girls below the age of 18 - the legal age to work as a prostitute in France.

So far, if I understand the article properly, everything he has done is LEGAL in France ( rape allegations all dropped ). Maybe people should mind their own bedroom lives and stay out of other peoples business.

Philip Francis Queeg:

Protip: The one who asks you for money before you put your penis in her is the prostitute.

Suppose that was the only time she asked
for money up front? (That was Mom's defense.)

Seriously, most women "give to get." The biggest differences are a prostitute is honest about it -- and rarely sues for child support.

Even an ugly old fat guy like me could be quite a playboy if I won the lottery. And I've known guys who are gorgeous but flat-ass broke and can't even get their hands held.

Want to get laid when you're poor? Find a woman cheating on her rich old fat ugly husband. But you better be an AAA+++ handsome hunky man because her husband can afford the best.

Prostitutes typically have more bruises.

Sam Seaborn: About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Toby Ziegler: [pause] Really?
Sam Seaborn: Yes.
Toby Ziegler: You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
Sam Seaborn: A call girl.
Toby Ziegler: Accidentally?
Sam Seaborn: Yes.
Toby Ziegler: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?

At least he wasn't raping them. This time.

Did any of them have two vaginas?

/see thread below

Another 30-year-old prostitute named Florence said she took part in 11 orgies over six years with the world's former top banker.

Seems to me that after the fifth or sixth time a woman charges you for sex, you might clue into the fact that she's a prostitute.

Why can't people just fess up when they've been caught? The ridiculous excuses some people come up with are just insulting.

I_C_Weener: Andulamb: Another 30-year-old prostitute named Florence said she took part in 11 orgies over six years with the world's former top banker.

Seems to me that after the fifth or sixth time a woman charges you for sex, you might clue into the fact that she's a prostitute.

Why can't people just fess up when they've been caught? The ridiculous excuses some people come up with are just insulting.

Berlusconi fessed up.

That's because Berlusconi has based his career around not giving a fark

Let's face it. Essentially all women at orgies are being paid to be there somehow or other. Some just don't have another job to go to in the morning.

His wife was named "woman of the year" in 2011 in France over her unwavering support of her husband. lol Only in France.

How come I never get invited to these parties?

I was told that the wind passing the gaping orifice made an unmistakable sound if the woman in question was a prostitute.

HobGadling:
Berlusconi fessed up.

No he did not. The Berlusconi defense: Paying for sex takes the fun out of it.

The prostitutes are the ones that charge currency.

There's nothing wrong with patronizing prostitutes or being one. Regardless of which sex either of you are.

And by the way, when the host is paying the prosties the guests might not know about it. "She didn't charge ME, I know that much for sure."

Dreddsnik: From the article ..

But it has never been suggested he slept with girls below the age of 18 - the legal age to work as a prostitute in France.

So far, if I understand the article properly, everything he has done is LEGAL in France ( rape allegations all dropped ). Maybe people should mind their own bedroom lives and stay out of other peoples business.

There's one thing you failed to understand: It's not wrong when liberals do it, only when non-liberals do it.

/two words: Bill Clinton

david1963: There's nothing wrong with patronizing prostitutes or being one. Regardless of which sex either of you are.

And by the way, when the host is paying the prosties the guests might not know about it. "She didn't charge ME, I know that much for sure."

This. I wouldn't have thought this sort of thing even carried a stigma in France.

Life really is a Stanley Kubrick movie. With my luck, if I tried this I'd end up in Spartacus. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

HobGadling: I_C_Weener: Andulamb: Another 30-year-old prostitute named Florence said she took part in 11 orgies over six years with the world's former top banker.

Seems to me that after the fifth or sixth time a woman charges you for sex, you might clue into the fact that she's a prostitute.

Why can't people just fess up when they've been caught? The ridiculous excuses some people come up with are just insulting.

Berlusconi fessed up.

That's because Berlusconi has based his career around not giving a fark

So he's probably the most honest person ever.

Callouses.

The bachelor party defense? Really?

"Well I didn't pay her. How was I to know?"

squidgod2000: Sam Seaborn: About a week ago I accidentally slept with a prostitute.
Toby Ziegler: [pause] Really?
Sam Seaborn: Yes.
Toby Ziegler: You accidentally slept with a prostitute?
Sam Seaborn: A call girl.
Toby Ziegler: Accidentally?
Sam Seaborn: Yes.
Toby Ziegler: I don't understand. Did you trip over something?

I green-highlight anyone who quotes WW.

Not even kidding.

Dreddsnik: From the article ..

But it has never been suggested he slept with girls below the age of 18 - the legal age to work as a prostitute in France.

So far, if I understand the article properly, everything he has done is LEGAL in France ( rape allegations all dropped ). Maybe people should mind their own bedroom lives and stay out of other peoples business.

Thank you, at least someone bothered to pay attention when reading the article.
Here in Germany the same rules apply for prostitution.
I dont know about France but here they are constantly monitored by the Government for health issues, any failure causes a revocation of the permit to fark

Andulamb: Another 30-year-old prostitute named Florence said she took part in 11 orgies over six years with the world's former top banker.

Seems to me that after the fifth or sixth time a woman charges you for sex, you might clue into the fact that she's a prostitute.

Why can't people just fess up when they've been caught? The ridiculous excuses some people come up with are just insulting.

Some people here obviously haven't heard how swingers parties work. To keep the ratio up, all the men have to bring a woman. If their wives aren't into it, they either bring a girlfriend or, more likely, a call girl. In other words, the guys who bring the prostitutes foot the bill no matter who they end up farking there. Now all the other men at these parties, DSK included, should know all this and assume that any attractive young woman at these things is a prostitute.

Survey Says: "The Bill."

SkunkWerks: Survey Says: "The Bill."

In what I am sure is unrelated news: An economist who is unaware that he's sleeping with ten prostitutes a night, who are each charging him about 1200 pounds per night in no way equals Irony.

Tatterdemalian:
There's one thing you failed to understand: It's not wrong when liberals do it, only when non-liberals do it.

/two words: Bill Clinton

Maybe I fail to understand your point here...

Are you saying that Bill Clinton, the liberal who was impeached for getting a blow job and had conservatives frothing at the mouth to invade his private business, wasn't considered to be in the wrong since he was a liberal?

Or are you making a general point about conservatives, who routinely condemn, insult, criticize and fight to create laws against this kind of sexual freedom on moral grounds, are just as likely as liberals to be involved with this kind of sexual freedom and are therefore wrong because they are being hypocritical?

Aigoo: My European friends don't understand why we Americans get so upset over these things. A true story that one of them has told me numerous times: he was at an event and was propositioned by an attractive woman. Both he and she were married. He answered her with "but I'm married!" She replied, "my dear, that is only an excuse" and told him that if he didn't want to sleep with her, she wouldn't be offended, but their marriages were hardly a reason. This also happened in France.

Some parts of Europe are getting more American in their attitudes on marriage, but as a rule, they expect corruption from their politicians and marital fidelity isn't quite the concern it is here. To each their own, I guess. /shrug

It's the result of the modern idea of "traditional marriage" in the US actually being *very new* and, in may ways, particular to the US.

Europe (and Britain, to an extent) has a much longer, more nuanced history with these sorts of things.

herrDrFarkenstein: Life really is a Stanley Kubrick movie. With my luck, if I tried this I'd end up in Spartacus. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm in Spartacus.

The Germans must be a lot more organized than the French. When Munich Re had their big hooker party, the hookers wore color-coded wristbands.

http://articles.businessinsider.com/2011-05-23/wall_street/30087937_1 _ prostitutes-bracelets-party-scene (new window)

horsepocket: Tatterdemalian:
There's one thing you failed to understand: It's not wrong when liberals do it, only when non-liberals do it.

/two words: Bill Clinton

Maybe I fail to understand your point here...

Are you saying that Bill Clinton, the liberal who was impeached for getting a blow job and had conservatives frothing at the mouth to invade his private business, wasn't considered to be in the wrong since he was a liberal?

Or are you making a general point about conservatives, who routinely condemn, insult, criticize and fight to create laws against this kind of sexual freedom on moral grounds, are just as likely as liberals to be involved with this kind of sexual freedom and are therefore wrong because they are being hypocritical?

I believe he is pointing out that a conservative who is caught will resign almost as a matter of course. He is mocked by the left (correctly) for his hypocrisy and receives either dead silence or calls for resignation from other conservatives.
The left doesn't proclaim their "moral values" so having an affair or being accused of sexual harassment is OK as long as you vote the party line.

Rustico: Portable credit card scanner?

Look, I'm really sorry about the mix-up, but like I've explained before, I was drunk, out of twenties, and it was the only slot I saw.

HumbertoEcho: herrDrFarkenstein: Life really is a Stanley Kubrick movie. With my luck, if I tried this I'd end up in Spartacus. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I'm in Spartacus.

Like the fist of an angry Vulcan?

"Let's fark some whores!"

Jeebus, have none of you people ever been to a sex party??? The sex-positive culture is nothing like you imagine.

/have