FARK.com: (6876345) "I picked one up at the booth. It was velvety soft. It has a nice chrome finish. It has a powerful motor but it's very quiet. They can also be controlled by iPad or iPhone app." So that's what a Steve Jobs is

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(Some Guy)		"I picked one up at the booth. It was velvety soft. It has a nice chrome finish. It has a powerful motor but it's very quiet. They can also be controlled by iPad or iPhone app." So that's what a Steve Jobs is (cultofmac.com)		12
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Asa Phelps

2012-01-13 11:38:50 AM

it's not bluetooth connected? what the hell?

t3knomanser

2012-01-13 12:17:22 PM

No, that's not a Steve Jobs. You're confusing it for a Rusty Venture.

plushpuppy

2012-01-13 12:17:58 PM

"users will be too busy using the toy to fiddle with their ipad" The writer has a dull and boring sex life with no imagination because I see this being a toy for two or more depending on how you like it.

Honest Bender

2012-01-13 12:18:18 PM

t3knomanser: No, that's not a Steve Jobs. You're confusing it for a Rusty Venture.

Heh. I laughed.

DaddyRat

2012-01-13 12:26:21 PM

plushpuppy: "users will be too busy using the toy to fiddle with their ipad" The writer has a dull and boring sex life with no imagination because I see this being a toy for two or more depending on how you like it.

And imagine what happens when they add a camera and a Facetime compatibility.

Fark Me with a Chainsaw

2012-01-13 12:27:24 PM

iCum?

neversubmit

2012-01-13 12:45:20 PM

If iHack into said toy is it iRape?

loonatic112358

2012-01-13 12:58:32 PM

this is new news/?

bingethinker

2012-01-13 02:22:47 PM

If iHack into said toy is it iRape?

Only if you're a man.