"Dyke House"?

Came for the dykes, left disappointed. And confused.

What about slit-licking dykes now?

I have no problem with this. Once it is more widespread, we'll just get used to it and it will be commonplace.

When's the last time you gasped in anger that "one of them colored boys" was using your bathroom?

Or the last time a homosexual thought bathroom meant "sex room"? I mean, there was one time but I can explain....

We get used to things.

This will make spooging onto the toilet walls much more interesting.

Year 7 pupils

Is that the same thing as saying a sixth grader?

NobleHam: What about slit-licking dykes now?

Whats that about fat and angry ten year old boys?

Just a bunch of crapola...

social standards aside, this problem will need to be addressed before you take the urinals away from the boys, regardless of which sex uses them next:

Get the torches and the pitchforks!! Burn the school down! Rabble rabble rabble rabble!!!!!

/ heaven forbid boys and girls be treated equally

Sybarite: The toilet areas have three floor-to-ceiling cubicles each for males and females, with boys' toilets just inches away from the girls'.


What if I have a wide stance?

itsfullofstars: social standards aside, this problem will need to be addressed before you take the urinals away from the boys, regardless of which sex uses them next:

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From what I hear, women are no saints when it comes to tidy use of public restrooms either.

A few years ago, Dykes on Bikes was having trouble getting the name for their organization branded because San Fran wouldn't let them do it because their name was a slur.

Floor to ceiling doors.

The only difference between these and the half-bath in your house is that the sinks are communal.

If you're raging about this, you're a farking moron. Kids won't be able to get up to anything here they didn't in the old bathrooms already, and this way they only have to monitor one room, not two.

Mum-of-two Lynsey Smith, 32, who has a son at the school and lives in nearby Avondale Gardens, said: "If I had a daughter I wouldn't like to think you have got boys there giving it 'howay', carrying on while the girls are going through periods and all that sort of stuff.

Howay? Is this some sort of code?

I'd object based on what other farkers have told me regarding the state of women's bathrooms.

Various farkers who have had janitorial responsibilities have said repeatedly that the women's room was a biohazard compared to the men's.

What scary is parents have unisex toilets installed for their childrens INSIDE THEIR OWN HOMES!!1!

The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves: What scary is parents have unisex toilets installed for their childrens INSIDE THEIR OWN HOMES!!1!

HEY! Go be logical somewhere else ;)

Gergesa: I'd object based on what other farkers have told me regarding the state of women's bathrooms.

Various farkers who have had janitorial responsibilities have said repeatedly that the women's room was a biohazard compared to the men's.

In pool halls and rock clubs, the women don't sit on the toilet seat, they "hover", and the piss goes all over the place.

"My daughter said she's refusing to go to the toilet at the school for the four and a half years."

Sounds like the problem is the daughter and not the facilities.

Walker: But school bosses say the design of the toilets is "the way forward in 21st Century schools", they are always monitored by a staff member

I'd be more worried about the bolded part.
Mr. Creeper is watching you pee.



Just know that I'll be watching you- sometimes at inappropriate times.....but that's part of the deal!

Jake Havechek: Gergesa: I'd object based on what other farkers have told me regarding the state of women's bathrooms.

Various farkers who have had janitorial responsibilities have said repeatedly that the women's room was a biohazard compared to the men's.

In pool halls and rock clubs, the women don't sit on the toilet seat, they "hover", and the piss goes all over the place.

That is disgusting. Its like a self fulfilling prophecy regarding not wanting to be dirty and thus doing what causes filth.

Jake Havechek: Gergesa: I'd object based on what other farkers have told me regarding the state of women's bathrooms.

Various farkers who have had janitorial responsibilities have said repeatedly that the women's room was a biohazard compared to the men's.

In pool halls and rock clubs, the women don't sit on the toilet seat, they "hover", and the piss goes all over the place.

So their sprinkler head needs "adjusting"?

Parents kick up a stink - British shiatkickers?

Gergesa: I'd object based on what other farkers have told me regarding the state of women's bathrooms.

Various farkers who have had janitorial responsibilities have said repeatedly that the women's room was a biohazard compared to the men's.

My maintenance crew always complained of pee on the floor in the women's restroom, as well as, let's say, poo on the back of the toilet. One lady's theory is that they don't want to use a public toilet and wait so long until they can't hold it and jump the gun a little when they get in there.

My office has a unisex block, all the females come down to my floor to use them as they are always much cleaner than any other block.

/ I tell them to make sure that I don't catch something.

itsfullofstars: social standards aside, this problem will need to be addressed before you take the urinals away from the boys, regardless of which sex uses them next:

Holy shiatsu, what is coming out of that farker, ants? And how are they still all marching in a row?

Damn nature, you disciplined!

They better plug that Dyke-hole, lickety split!

That Guy in the Dos Equis Commercials: Gergesa: I'd object based on what other farkers have told me regarding the state of women's bathrooms.

Various farkers who have had janitorial responsibilities have said repeatedly that the women's room was a biohazard compared to the men's.

My maintenance crew always complained of pee on the floor in the women's restroom, as well as, let's say, poo on the back of the toilet. One lady's theory is that they don't want to use a public toilet and wait so long until they can't hold it and jump the gun a little when they get in there.

I feel for your crew. That must be something that makes them want to committ murder.

I don't want chicks listening to me blast a dookie.

And I'm sure they feel the same way.

This is a bad idea.

Solution: Video cameras everywhere

/the solution guy

here to help: I don't want chicks listening to me blast a dookie.

And I'm sure they feel the same way.

This is a bad idea.

I go upstairs at my own house if my girlfriend is downstairs, or vice-versa. I would wind up crapping my pants if I went to this school.

here to help: I don't want chicks listening to me blast a dookie.

Made me laugh and laugh!!
Damn, I love being immature!!

Thorak: Floor to ceiling doors.

The only difference between these and the half-bath in your house is that the sinks are communal.

If you're raging about this, you're a farking moron. Kids won't be able to get up to anything here they didn't in the old bathrooms already, and this way they only have to monitor one room, not two.

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here to help: I don't want chicks listening to me blast a dookie.

The grunting and groaning turns them off? At least they cannot hear the sweating and shaking.

Garry: If you're going to float an air biscuit, let me know, okay?

Wyatt: Float a what?

Garry: If you're gonna fart, if you're gonna squeeze cheese, let me know, okay? I'll hit the fan!

Bathia_Mapes: howay (new window)

Howay man ye slowin' wa doon like!

I dislike having to look up more definitions when I look up definitions.

/yo dawg!

//it's like those british have a different word for everything

trappedspirit: here to help: I don't want chicks listening to me blast a dookie.

The grunting and groaning turns them off? At least they cannot hear the sweating and shaking.

shiatting. It's like an orgasm for your bum.

Bathia_Mapes: God Is My Co-Pirate: Howay? Is this some sort of code?

howay (new window)

Ah!

I bet howay was used in the primordial lyrics for the chorus of North Atlantic Squadron. (Handed down from a few wars before WWII.)

Away, away, with fyfe and drum,
Here we come, full of rum,
Looking for women to pat on the bum
In the North Atlantic Squadron.

It's not like the words are printed in an official song book, so people learn it as they hear it. (All the verses I learned were different from that page.)