A few months ago, I took some pictures that are very relevant to this topic. I'll be sure to share them later tonight.

EIP.

"I'm a white, mostly straight male"

Guess I'm not normal, as watching two women fight is not appealing.

Now, watching two women doing OTHER things could be very very appealing...

/cue 'good naked' and 'bad naked' discussion

You were fine up until the end, subby (although gelatin is disgusting).

How many good porn scenes have been ruined by the "creepy dude whacks it watching other people get it on" motif? A lot, that's how many.

I guess I know exactly what this is, but I still don't even

These questions are obvious bullshiat.

The "I'm going on IUD, does that mean my BF can't fist me?" was just too over the top.

Just GIS-ed Oil wrestling. What the hell?

ObscureNameHere: Guess I'm not normal, as watching two women fight is not appealing.

Now, watching two women doing OTHER things could be very very appealing...

/cue 'good naked' and 'bad naked' discussion

I think when subby says 'fight in a tub of jello' he means 'wrestle'. And not like WWF type wrestling but more like 2 women grappling with each other, hands sliding across each others bodies, slipping on all the jello.

Unless he really does mean fight.

I don't like seeing women fight either. Don't mind jello wrestling. Defintely don't mind women doing 'other things' to each other. And as for the guy in the article, I just don't get that at all. Although I'm curious as to what DirkTheDaring has for us as he almost always delivers.

I can see both sides. Watching sexy women wrestle/fight would be nice, but you're surrounded by horny men.
Watching two men fight surrounded by horny women sounds nice too.

The sound of one hand clapping: I'm curious as to what DirkTheDaring has for us as he almost always delivers.

I'm pretty sure you will not be disappoint.

Ring the bell, you pansy!

Dudebro, you need another hobby.

So once upon a time I was a pathetic 26 year old, I didn't have anything better to do one night after work at my crappy menial 2nd shift job, so I went to a jello-wrestling event at The Palms on 26th and State. Had a few beers. Volunteered when they asked -- it sounded like loads of fun. I thought it was a little odd that no one else volunteered, but that thought passed.

It wasn't nearly as much fun as I'd hoped. Wasn't fun at all, actually.

Turned out the whole point of the volunteer thing was "let's humiliate anyone who's dumb enough to volunteer for this." I think they sort of broke one of my ribs...

DirkTheDaring: A few months ago, I took some pictures that are very relevant to this topic. I'll be sure to share them later tonight.

EIP.

This is relevant to my interests. EIP.

DirkTheDaring: The sound of one hand clapping: I'm curious as to what DirkTheDaring has for us as he almost always delivers.

I'm pretty sure you will not be disappoint.

I have faith in you. And just in case you don't plan on posting the pics in here, EIP.

I think it's a cool trait if a woman is into the boxing or UFC occurring onscreen.

rudemix: I can see both sides. Watching sexy women wrestle/fight would be nice, but you're surrounded by horny men.
Watching two men fight surrounded by horny women sounds nice too.

Bolded is why I never have been to strip club. I mean, really. Do want to part of the sausage-fest herd whooping it up at the ladies? All imagining themselves as the ones getting in there?

The second sentence seems the smarter plan.

If the Bible has taught us nothing else -- and it hasn't -- it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot-oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such-and-such.

The sound of one hand clapping: ...just in case you don't plan on posting the pics in here...

They are far too NSFW for me to post them inline, but I'll link a few of them, and anyone who wants moar is invited to email me.

Everyone know that this is bullshiat, right?

StreetlightInTheGhetto: So between this and the "hey, some people think BDSM is okay!"... Salon is fast approaching levels of page-click-whore-ness that I haven't seen since I stopped reading Slate.

Someone let me know when they reach "Pie: it sucks" levels of idiocy.

The author, Tracy Clark Flory, is a 27 year old writer who for years, as in since her early 20s, was responsible for tons of "mens are evil" feminist screeds at Salon's Broadsheet (feminist zine).

About a year ago, they shiatcanned all of Broadsheet and Clark-Flory, apparently discovered sex, so instead of writing about all the icky menz are rapists articles, she flipped around and has spent the year writing some of the tritest click-whoring articles exploring some very old topics: "BDSM, it's not transgressive!", "Anal Sex: It DOESN'T MAKE YOU INCONTINENT".

As a feminist her Salon POV was mostly that male initiated acts of sex on women were bad, but the same acts male on male or female on male or female on female were to be celebrated since they are transgressive and subvert the dominant paradigm.

As a 27 year old sex writer this has changed, but only slightly.

Most of these, like her earlier articles, still suffer from her ignorance and stereotyping (see the comments in the Does anal sex cause incontinence article), but they are good for clicks, which Salon really needs.



(I think this is the current price of their stock.)

But she does excel at link baiting headlines.

phaseolus: So once upon a time I was a pathetic 26 year old, I didn't have anything better to do one night after work at my crappy menial 2nd shift job, so I went to a jello-wrestling event at The Palms on 26th and State. Had a few beers. Volunteered when they asked -- it sounded like loads of fun. I thought it was a little odd that no one else volunteered, but that thought passed.

It wasn't nearly as much fun as I'd hoped. Wasn't fun at all, actually.

Turned out the whole point of the volunteer thing was "let's humiliate anyone who's dumb enough to volunteer for this." I think they sort of broke one of my ribs...

What about $240 worth of pudding?

Magorn: A woman from my younger and more single years, who I will always have a slight crush, once asked me for the greatest thing anyone had ever asked for for their birthday:

200 boxes of sugar free lime jello and a kiddie pool.

/she was having a birthday party
//and inviting all her girl friends
/// and me

Pics or it didn't happen

Disposable Rob: Geez, you sound like me when people ask why I hate Techcrunch and I inadvertently belt out a 500 word rant on MG Siegler.

Yeah, I know.

I used to really enjoy Salon, but they let themselves become a parody of what they set out to be. And instead of "subverting the dominant paradigm", they became gatekeepers out to decry anyone who steps away. Take Glenn Greenwald and Patrick Smith away and you've got nothing left.

I think an intersection of their authors 1995-2002 with their authors 2002-2012 is pretty close to the null set.

UNC_Samurai: What about $240 worth of pudding?

where did you get $240 worth of pudding?

Benjimin_Dover: phaseolus: So once upon a time I was a pathetic 26 year old, I didn't have anything better to do one night after work at my crappy menial 2nd shift job, so I went to a jello-wrestling event at The Palms on 26th and State. Had a few beers. Volunteered when they asked -- it sounded like loads of fun. I thought it was a little odd that no one else volunteered, but that thought passed.

It wasn't nearly as much fun as I'd hoped. Wasn't fun at all, actually.

Turned out the whole point of the volunteer thing was "let's humiliate anyone who's dumb enough to volunteer for this." I think they sort of broke one of my ribs...


They do this to John Candy in Stripes. It was a funny.

Dirk the Daring, you're in the Northern Virgina. We should complain about Metro DC traffic and how everyone here works too much. And all the foreigners. And your dirty pictures.

fireclown: UNC_Samurai: What about $240 worth of pudding?

where did you get $240 worth of pudding?

Don't worry your pretty little head about it, ain't your concern.

AngryJailhouseFistfark: Dirk the Daring, you're in the Northern Virgina. We should complain about Metro DC traffic and how everyone here works too much. And all the foreigners. And your dirty pictures.

Until we get to the nudie pics, we could make fun of how DC residents keep complaining about corruption in their government, even though they keep re-electing a convicted felon.

I am sort of relieved to hear this guy's story, since people always seem to think it's weird that I farking LOVE watching dudes fight. On the other hand, I'm pretty psyched to get a turn in the jello pool, too, so go figure...

Fireclown - Shhhhhh. Ain't yo concern...

fireclown: Damn, UNC_Samurai beat me to it...

/I'll be over here minding my own...

The sound of one hand clapping: Although I'm curious as to what DirkTheDaring has for us as he almost always delivers.

FTFY

ObscureNameHere: rudemix: I can see both sides. Watching sexy women wrestle/fight would be nice, but you're surrounded by horny men.
Watching two men fight surrounded by horny women sounds nice too.

Bolded is why I never have been to strip club. I mean, really. Do want to part of the sausage-fest herd whooping it up at the ladies? All imagining themselves as the ones getting in there?

The second sentence seems the smarter plan.

Agreed. In fact in a logical thought process when a man is asked 'You want to get laid. Is the best thing to see a two-girl mudwrestle show, or a night of Chippendales?' Most should know the answer would be Chippendales. Unless their plan was to lay a man...and even then they'd have a better chance at Chippendales.

"Mostly straight". You mean like a coathanger?

Magorn: A woman from my younger and more single years, who I will always have a slight crush, once asked me for the greatest thing anyone had ever asked for for their birthday:

200 boxes of sugar free lime jello and a kiddie pool.

/she was having a birthday party
//and inviting all her girl friends
/// and me

So, basically, she considered you to be 'just one of the girls'.
Ouch.

stevetherobot: Magorn: A woman from my younger and more single years, who I will always have a slight crush, once asked me for the greatest thing anyone had ever asked for for their birthday:

200 boxes of sugar free lime jello and a kiddie pool.

/she was having a birthday party
//and inviting all her girl friends
/// and me

So, basically, she considered you to be 'just one of the girls'.
Ouch.

This. So... did you get any 'action'? Or were you a good wife and fetched drinks and bon-bons for the ladies?

ObscureNameHere: stevetherobot: Magorn: A woman from my younger and more single years, who I will always have a slight crush, once asked me for the greatest thing anyone had ever asked for for their birthday:

200 boxes of sugar free lime jello and a kiddie pool.

/she was having a birthday party
//and inviting all her girl friends
/// and me

So, basically, she considered you to be 'just one of the girls'.
Ouch.

This. So... did you get any 'action'? Or were you a good wife and fetched drinks and bon-bons for the ladies?

Does it matter? I'd take the invite, friend zone or not.

MoronLessOff: ObscureNameHere: stevetherobot: Magorn: A woman from my younger and more single years, who I will always have a slight crush, once asked me for the greatest thing anyone had ever asked for for their birthday:

200 boxes of sugar free lime jello and a kiddie pool.

/she was having a birthday party
//and inviting all her girl friends
/// and me

So, basically, she considered you to be 'just one of the girls'.
Ouch.

This. So... did you get any 'action'? Or were you a good wife and fetched drinks and bon-bons for the ladies?

Does it matter? I'd take the invite, friend zone or not.

I will concede to your correct point.

Still want to know how the party went down though!

(bored Friday at work)

Bookmark!
/EIP

ObscureNameHere: MoronLessOff: ObscureNameHere: stevetherobot: Magorn: A woman from my younger and more single years, who I will always have a slight crush, once asked me for the greatest thing anyone had ever asked for for their birthday:

200 boxes of sugar free lime jello and a kiddie pool.

/she was having a birthday party
//and inviting all her girl friends
/// and me

So, basically, she considered you to be 'just one of the girls'.
Ouch.

This. So... did you get any 'action'? Or were you a good wife and fetched drinks and bon-bons for the ladies?

Does it matter? I'd take the invite, friend zone or not.

I will concede to your correct point.

Still want to know how the party went down though!

(bored Friday at work)

So, now we need to go back to a previous question. Is there photographic evidence of this event?

Magorn: A woman from my younger and more single years, who I will always have a slight crush, once asked me for the greatest thing anyone had ever asked for for their birthday:

200 boxes of sugar free lime jello and a kiddie pool.

/she was having a birthday party
//and inviting all her girl friends
/// and me

I had a female friend who wanted to chocolate pudding wrestling her fiance one time for her birthday. She came to me because I was having a little success with a mud wrestling troupe of my own (little success meaning that the upright uptight citizens of the little tourist town I lived in were always trying to shut me down). So I set up the ring in her all white living room (white ceiling, white walls, white shag carpeting), filled her refrigerator with four 5 gallon bus trays of chocolate pudding (you don't want to use little boxes, you want to use catering packs for that kind of stuff) and I bid her adieu for the evening.

When I came back the next morning to get my ring, her white living room was totally destroyed. There was chocolate pudding everywhere. There were boob and butt prints on the walls. That was awhile ago and she was another one of those women I wish I had married.

Watching women watch men fight is awesome!

I have several hot chick friends who love the UFC. I will often invite them over to watch a PPV. You can see their excitement easily, and in groups they will all start making sexual comments to each other, making one another even more horny. And then, all that's needed is some alcohol and music to get a very naughty party started.

And if there's only one woman with you, then things can go quite far once she's already highly aroused from the show.

Here are the pics of naked women wrestling in oil that I took last summer. It should go with out saying, but ALL OF THESE PICS ARE NSFW!

I took all of these pictures on July 16th, 2011.

Here is a picture of naked women wrestling in oil.
Here is another.
A pattern is developing.
More naked goodness.
Again, these are pictures of naked women.
Cooling Down

I'm making a .zip file of the full pic set, which I will link later. It will also be NSFW.