I read that headline as "combover murder", and was reminded of the time I saw some guy with the ultimate combover. I was skipping school one day during my senior year, and went to the drugstore for a pack of smokes. I sat down on the bench outside to have one, as some customer get out of his car. It was a windy day, revealing his combover - apparently he only had hair on one small patch on the side of his head, but he had at least two feet of it, blowing around in the wind like a pennant. He quickly grabbed it, wrapped it back around his head and put on a cap.

Personally, I would have just shaved off that portion and gone bald.

Webb: "That figures. Now let me see if I got the facts straight here. Cleaning woman Clara Clifford discovered your clean copper clappers kept in a closet were copped by Claude Cooper the kleptomaniac from Cleveland. Now, is that about it?"
Carson: "One other thing."
Webb: "What's that?"
Carson: "If I ever catch kleptomaniac Claude Cooper from Cleveland who copped my clean copper clappers kept in the closet..."
Webb: "Yes?"
Carson: "I'll clobber him!"