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DanZero
2012-01-13 09:44:12 AM
I seem to have died, is that ok?
Walker
2012-01-13 10:19:38 AM
She was pining for the fjords.
PacManDreaming
2012-01-13 10:43:01 AM
FTA:
"The philanthropist who was crushed by a shopping cart that two preteen punks dropped from four stories above at a Harlem mall..."
"The pint-sized perps were slapped with felony assault charges and confessed to the despicable act while laughing about it in police custody."
How about putting them in a cart and shoving them off at the exact same spot?
me texan
2012-01-13 11:05:17 AM
You know, in cases like this where the victim actually died, I'm good with having a murder charge levied instead of assault. The person was dead and would have remained that way without outside interference.
cretinbob
2012-01-13 11:21:44 AM
CheapEngineer
2012-01-13 12:46:53 PM
/"Have fun storming the Castle!"
slayer199
2012-01-13 12:47:09 PM
"There's a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive."
serpent_sky
2012-01-13 12:48:43 PM
What is with the "cute" language to describe the two little sociopaths?
"remorseless runts", "pint-sized perps", "young goons" -- it's as if the author was trying to get a laugh out of something horrible, writing crap like that....
ThinWhiteDuck
2012-01-13 12:51:11 PM
It's
The Post
, after all. Journalism isn't their strong suit.
MBooda
2012-01-13 12:52:04 PM
What a Harlem Target may look like:
ThinWhiteDuck
2012-01-13 12:52:12 PM
serpent_sky
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What is with the "cute" language to describe the two little sociopaths?
"remorseless runts", "pint-sized perps", "young goons" -- it's as if the author was trying to get a laugh out of something horrible, writing crap like that....
It's The Post, after all. Journalism isn't their strong suit.
Jake Havechek
2012-01-13 12:52:39 PM
My my, young Latino punks, surprise surprise.
Chinchillazilla
2012-01-13 12:52:51 PM
me texan
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You know, in cases like this where the victim actually died, I'm good with having a murder charge levied instead of assault. The person was dead and would have remained that way without outside interference.
I think that's a good idea. Similarly, some guy here just shot a hole in his apartment floor and missed his neighbor's two-year-old by inches. I feel like if some miracle occurs and someone
doesn't
die, that shouldn't help your case.
RedPhoenix122
2012-01-13 12:52:54 PM
Does it count as murder or attempted murder?
WolfinPDX
2012-01-13 12:53:37 PM
craigmc74
2012-01-13 12:54:53 PM
Man, Target has some sturdy shopping carts! Dropped four stories and not a scratch on it.
Philip Francis Queeg
2012-01-13 12:55:04 PM
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-13 12:55:26 PM
The philanthropist who was crushed by a shopping cart that two preteen punks dropped from four stories above at a Harlem mall was technically dead at the scene
Everyone knows that's the best kind of dead.
huskerdu
2012-01-13 12:56:04 PM
Sounds like two of our "undocumented" friends from the South.
Illegal immigration is awesome! We get the cream o' the crop!
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-13 12:56:30 PM
Criminal mischief seems appropriate. Anything more will likely get tossed out in court... These kids couldn't have known there was a person below them when they did this, they just wanted to see what would happen to the cart. We all did similar things as teens, it doesn't make us murderers.
mortimer_ford
2012-01-13 12:56:38 PM
me texan
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You know, in cases like this where the victim actually died, I'm good with having a murder charge levied instead of assault. The person was dead and would have remained that way without outside interference.
We could sentence them to death and then revival. A temporary flatline of sorts. There's a shopping cart's chance in hell we'd be able to pull it off but it would be satisfying either way.
huskerdu
2012-01-13 12:58:21 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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Criminal mischief seems appropriate. Anything more will likely get tossed out in court... These kids couldn't have known there was a person below them when they did this, they just wanted to see what would happen to the cart. We all did similar things as teens, it doesn't make us murderers.
You have a point there. Try wearing a hat and no one will see it.
I_Am_Weasel
2012-01-13 12:58:30 PM
I tried to walk into Target, but I missed.
I think the entrance to Target should have people splattered all around. And, when I finally get in, the guy says, "Can I help you?" "Just practicing."
mortimer_ford
2012-01-13 12:59:14 PM
craigmc74
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Man, Target has some sturdy shopping carts! Dropped four stories and not a scratch on it.
They were actually designed for running over old ladies. I've put it to the test several times in housewares.
That coward David Lopan
2012-01-13 12:59:25 PM
Jake Havechek
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My my, young Latino punks, surprise surprise.
Really, dickhead? Do people say that every time some kid gets touched by a white guy? "Skinny caucasian, surprise, surprise."
/There are crappy Hispanics/Latinos just like there are crappy white people.
MadMonk
2012-01-13 12:59:59 PM
A white woman goes to Harlem and...
scottydoesntknow
2012-01-13 01:00:05 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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Criminal mischief seems appropriate. Anything more will likely get tossed out in court... These kids couldn't have known there was a person below them when they did this, they just wanted to see what would happen to the cart. We all did similar things as teens, it doesn't make us murderers.
The lack of empathy by the children after discovering what happened says otherwise. Throw the book at them, from a 4 story parking garage.
pute kisses like a man
2012-01-13 01:00:13 PM
me texan
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You know, in cases like this where the victim actually died, I'm good with having a murder charge levied instead of assault. The person was dead and would have remained that way without outside interference.
by law, at least in my state, death is defined by irreversible cardio-pulmonary cessation. it being reversible categorically means that death never occurred.
I want to throw the book at them, but then you start thinking, 12 years old.
I mean, 12 years old. it has to be possible that they can be saved. I remember that famous guy who was a 12 year old rebel fighter in africa who has gone on to speak against children soldier indoctrination and tries to help the world. I mean, he was walking around drugged up with an AK as a pre-teen working with a paramilitary group, and now he's a leader of this movement against such violence.
the scary part is that we have a society in america that can create children that are about as callous as the children raised on AKs and cocaine in paramilitary groups in africa.
/ btw, children scare me much more than adults. they don't have functioning frontal lobes. children, given the opportunity, are much more likely to commit murder than adults in the same situation. the bible was right, they're natural born sinners.
skinink
2012-01-13 01:01:06 PM
Jake Havechek
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My my, young Latino punks, surprise surprise.
I know! Just like when that high school in Columbine was shot up. I knew the mass murderers were Latino thugs.
That coward David Lopan
2012-01-13 01:02:14 PM
scottydoesntknow
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Teen Wolf Blitzer: Criminal mischief seems appropriate. Anything more will likely get tossed out in court... These kids couldn't have known there was a person below them when they did this, they just wanted to see what would happen to the cart. We all did similar things as teens, it doesn't make us murderers.
The lack of empathy by the children after discovering what happened says otherwise. Throw the book at them, from a 4 story parking garage.
Agreed,. It's the lack of empathy that is really troublesome.
/Also, If he's mostly dead, he can still be brought back if he has some noble cause to live for. Like True Love.
pute kisses like a man
2012-01-13 01:02:44 PM
Chinchillazilla
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me texan: You know, in cases like this where the victim actually died, I'm good with having a murder charge levied instead of assault. The person was dead and would have remained that way without outside interference.
I think that's a good idea. Similarly, some guy here just shot a hole in his apartment floor and missed his neighbor's two-year-old by inches. I feel like if some miracle occurs and someone doesn't die, that shouldn't help your case.
I agree with your Kantian approach to criminal justice. It is the intent that is condemnable, not the result. Ineffective criminals shouldn't be given leniency for their ineffectiveness.
although, that means that the guy on the Big Bang Theory show is a mass murder for all the times he's tried to explode people's heads with his mind
huskerdu
2012-01-13 01:03:42 PM
skinink
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I know! Just like when that high school in Columbine was shot up. I knew the mass murderers were Latino thugs.
At least they were citizens.
huskerdu
2012-01-13 01:04:53 PM
That coward David Lopan
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There are crappy Hispanics/Latinos just like there are crappy white people.
Exactly! Let them go be crappy Latinos in their native country.
serpent_sky
2012-01-13 01:05:07 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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Criminal mischief seems appropriate. Anything more will likely get tossed out in court... These kids couldn't have known there was a person below them when they did this, they just wanted to see what would happen to the cart. We all did similar things as teens, it doesn't make us murderers.
Except they were joking around and not horrified that a woman was nearly killed and has a profoundly changed life as a result. I get what you're saying, but most people would be shocked and upset that they actually hurt someone doing something that yes, all stupid kids try. We once tried to "play space camp" with my sister -- the plan was to hook a rocking chair over the balcony and tie my sister in with belts and Nintendo controllers. If we'd done it, she would have been hurt badly at the very least and we'd have been HORRIFIED even though we were just playing what seemed like a logical game to our kid brains.
tburt
2012-01-13 01:10:45 PM
RedPhoenix122
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Does it count as murder or attempted murder?
That is what I was thinking. They tried to kill her, thus attempted murder.
FarknGroovn
2012-01-13 01:12:29 PM
Something tells me these two kids don't have much free time left outside of prison.
"Better get used to those bars, kid"
Hrist
2012-01-13 01:15:20 PM
Really? They should be charged with attempted murder and felony assault. They were farking laughing about it to the police..that they permanantly farked up some woman's life. Perhaps they should be permanantly farked up to show them how humerous the situation is. I bet they torture small animals too.
serpent_sky
2012-01-13 01:20:29 PM
Hrist
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Really? They should be charged with attempted murder and felony assault.
What about depraved indifference? Seems like that would be pretty easy to prove, but then again, I just have my GED in law.
Sofa King Smart
2012-01-13 01:22:36 PM
He distinctly said "to blave." And, as we all know, "to blave" means "to bluff," huh? So you're probably playing cards, and he cheated-
That coward David Lopan
2012-01-13 01:22:43 PM
huskerdu
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That coward David Lopan: There are crappy Hispanics/Latinos just like there are crappy white people.
Exactly! Let them go be crappy Latinos in their native country.
Who says this isn't their native country? No where in the article did it say that they were immigrants, or children of immigrants.
tacojohn
2012-01-13 01:26:58 PM
craigmc74
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Man, Target has some sturdy shopping carts! Dropped four stories and not a scratch on it.
It did have something to break its fall.
Kurmudgeon
2012-01-13 01:31:40 PM
Marion is kind of milfy and now has brain damage. Why didn't Fark notice this?
That coward David Lopan
2012-01-13 01:32:53 PM
Kurmudgeon
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Marion is kind of milfy and now has brain damage. Why didn't Fark notice this?
[www.nypost.com image 300x300]
Too busy fapping
Noobian Noob
2012-01-13 01:35:49 PM
ever since that day everyone always looks up before entering the plaza.
they have security on each level now but still.
Quark_Quasar
2012-01-13 01:38:39 PM
Doesn't see what the big deal is.
Noobian Noob
2012-01-13 01:39:10 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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Criminal mischief seems appropriate. Anything more will likely get tossed out in court... These kids couldn't have known there was a person below them when they did this, they just wanted to see what would happen to the cart. We all did similar things as teens, it doesn't make us murderers.
costco is right below and so is the taxi line. someone is ALWAYS right below. even if it hadnt been a person walking it would have been a car leaving the lot and its well lit enough so that you can see clearly.
jimw
2012-01-13 01:46:22 PM
Send them to a psych ward and keep them there until they can emotionally understand the implications of their 'fun' and then give them a year of community service caring for other traumatized persons with similar issues. Sending them to juvi or jail will just turn them into a source for more problems later when they really will kill someone else.
Noobian Noob
2012-01-13 01:46:58 PM
wonder why they included their names in the article. thought there was some rule against that. is it only for minor victims?
if they are puerto rican then they are american citizens. most p.r's in nyc have never even been to puerto rico other than on vacation and barely speak/understand any spanish.
bikerbob59
2012-01-13 01:57:08 PM
You have to be mostly dead to shop at Target.
/DRFTA
notyomama
2012-01-13 01:59:55 PM
From TFA:
"Hedges has said she bares no ill will toward the young goons."
Does this mean she keeps her ill will covered up?
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