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A Bloody Disaster

2012-01-13 06:54:52 AM

I'd hit it, twice.... talk about a bloody disaster.

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R.A.Danny

2012-01-13 06:58:32 AM

Waiting for the inevitable video.

puffy999

2012-01-13 07:09:03 AM

R.A.Danny: Waiting for the inevitable video.

Seriously.

Two Dogs Farking

2012-01-13 07:11:23 AM

Photoshoot in full leather for Bizarre magazine (^, not safe for work)

BurnShrike

2012-01-13 07:43:59 AM

That's hot. I'll be in my bunk.

DjangoStonereaver

2012-01-13 08:09:08 AM

"How YOU doin'?"

Bhasayate

2012-01-13 09:18:37 AM

pics or it didn't happen

BeerBear

2012-01-13 09:20:55 AM

If women want to have a look, I'm quite happy to show them, it's not something I'm embarrassed by.

no fair! Let us guys see it too!

Loaf's Tray

2012-01-13 09:21:05 AM

That's actually a really awesome idea - she can keep the miles down on the good vag and save it for special occasions, and just beat the piss out of the other one. Kinda like how you have your good car and your "winter beater"...

ChubbyTiger

2012-01-13 09:21:05 AM

Two Dogs Farking: Photoshoot in full leather for Bizarre magazine (^, not safe for work)

Far too SFW, if you ask me.

Mawson of the Antarctic

2012-01-13 09:21:25 AM

FTA

When reminded that her boyfriend has a "choice" by Schofield, she quipped: "Most of them get one for the rest of their life, my fella has two."

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"You mean, I didn't need the million dollars?"

Jake Havechek

2012-01-13 09:21:25 AM

About 10 years ago, I was having NSA ball slapping porn sex a few times a week with a friend of mine who worked at Deaconess as a nurses aide and she said the most common thing they dealt with in their gyn/ob unit was women with either 2 vaginas or 2 uteruses.

Impasse

2012-01-13 09:21:37 AM

Camel toes?

Crocodilly_Pontifex

2012-01-13 09:21:46 AM

Seriously,. that photoshoot was disapointing. I cant be the only one who wants pics of the gaping maw(s).

MAYORBOB

2012-01-13 09:22:19 AM

Double your pleasure, double your fun.

Crocodilly_Pontifex

2012-01-13 09:22:37 AM

Loaf's Tray: That's actually a really awesome idea - she can keep the miles down on the good vag and save it for special occasions, and just beat the piss out of the other one. Kinda like how you have your good car and your "winter beater"...

This made me laugh more than it should have.

nmiguy

2012-01-13 09:22:54 AM

I like her. Her husband is probably wishing he had two peens.

BurnShrike

2012-01-13 09:23:42 AM

nmiguy: I like her. Her husband is probably wishing he had two peens.

I'm just an average Farker, and I wish I had two peens.

mynameisdouglas

2012-01-13 09:23:47 AM

to the headline: that would be a sight. like nugget porn.
she is hot, but knowing what I know, I don't think I would want to hit it.
but i probably would.

Leeds

2012-01-13 09:23:54 AM

Crocodilly_Pontifex: Seriously,. that photoshoot was disapointing. I cant be the only one who wants pics of the gaping maw(s).

Exactly. When someone says "NSFW" I expect it to be "NSFW."

Leaving disappointed.

Brains

2012-01-13 09:23:58 AM

Anybody up for some sushi?

Mearen

2012-01-13 09:23:59 AM

So she's getting it twice as much as everyone else.

Sock Ruh Tease

2012-01-13 09:24:35 AM

Are they side by side? One atop the other? Does she have a vagina instead of a navel?

More details! I need them! I crave them!

libranoelrose

2012-01-13 09:24:51 AM

Two Dogs Farking: Photoshoot in full leather for Bizarre magazine (^, not safe for work)

photos.bizarremag.com

I see what they did there.

bhcompy

2012-01-13 09:24:57 AM

ChubbyTiger: Two Dogs Farking: Photoshoot in full leather for Bizarre magazine (^, not safe for work)

Far too SFW, if you ask me.

NSFW for nuns maybe

BeerBear

2012-01-13 09:25:25 AM

Leeds: Crocodilly_Pontifex: Seriously,. that photoshoot was disapointing. I cant be the only one who wants pics of the gaping maw(s).

Exactly. When someone says "NSFW" I expect it to be "NSFW."

Leaving disappointed.

the dildos a bit too much for work IMO, glad I'm stuck at home

thelordofcheese

2012-01-13 09:25:29 AM

nmiguy: I like her. Her husband is probably wishing he had two peens.

I learned about this in middle school, thanks to Trivial Pursuit in the gifted class. (new window)

Jake Havechek

2012-01-13 09:26:23 AM

Best In The World: "Achievement of your happiness is the only moral purpose of your life, and that happiness, not pain or mindless self-indulgence, is the proof of your moral integrity, since it is the proof and the result of your loyalty to the achievement of your values." - Ayn Rand

Here's the giddy up, bro. Back in the day before the internet ppl didn't have as much access to pron but like now all women in school see and all guys see is anal sex so women think it's common practice and to compete they're up for it. Some even like it. So, you don't even be with a man for that anymore because women will do it on a first date or at least in the first month and it's awesome. Also, that's why disease has gone down so it's two fold. No point in 2 vags, bro, a good girl already has 3 variety's.

Yeah, nobody ever had anal sex or no-holes-barred gang bangs before the internet.

realmojo

2012-01-13 09:26:50 AM

Part of me finds this gross, part of me finds this meh.

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Venezuelan Beaver Cheese

2012-01-13 09:26:51 AM

Did you hear about the man with five penises? His pants fit like a glove.

Langdon Alger

2012-01-13 09:27:09 AM

Repeat from the other day.

stevarooni

2012-01-13 09:27:18 AM

Leeds: Exactly. When someone says "NSFW" I expect it to be "NSFW."

Leaving disappointed.

Yeah, but the site is NSFW...but you're right, the warning should have been "Site NSFW...pictures, not so much."

BurnShrike

2012-01-13 09:27:55 AM

Langdon Alger: Repeat from the other day.

That's the advantage of having two vaginas. Even when it's a repeat, it still feels different!

mod3072

2012-01-13 09:29:39 AM

They keep saying she's one in a million. I assume there are roughly 3.5 billion women on the planet. Unless my math is off, that means there should be somewhere in the neighborhood of 3,500 of these women running around. Why have I not seen this in pornography yet? The script practically writes itself!

liam76

2012-01-13 09:30:29 AM

realmojo: Part of me finds this gross, part of me finds this meh.

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You sick biatch...

Well done.

Maud Dib

2012-01-13 09:30:29 AM

Women have a 4th hole. It's only visible if you look at it from exactly the right angle, like the entrance to Hogwarts. But you gotta believe that it's there.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-13 09:30:32 AM

realmojo: Part of me finds this gross, part of me finds this meh.

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They share a vagina, so they would both feel the orgasm.

My question is, what if you're dating one of them and the other one hates your guts?

karnal

2012-01-13 09:32:01 AM

At first from the headline, I was like all X and then after reading the article I was all Y.

Joce678

2012-01-13 09:32:03 AM

So does she separate orgasms or both at the same time?

Details, man, details....

Joce678

2012-01-13 09:33:50 AM

Also: Are they separated horizontally or vertically.

Horizontally would be kinda weird.

apachevoyeur

2012-01-13 09:34:28 AM

doubled99

2012-01-13 09:35:13 AM

At least she's a legitimate anomaly. She actually has 2 complete vaginas, not just some woman who thinks she's a man.

karnal

2012-01-13 09:35:23 AM

Maud Dib

Women have a 4th hole. It's only visible if you look at it from exactly the right angle, like the entrance to Hogwarts. But you gotta believe that it's there.

Awwww....the mythical fourth hole. I've heard tales of such wonders.

Karac

2012-01-13 09:35:30 AM

"As soon as I found out what it was I told everybody! I thought it was amazing. It's definitely an ice-breaker at parties.

Everyone in the other thread was wondering what kind of parties this woman goes to where "Take a look at my cooter" is an icebreaker. Well, now we know.

ChrisDe

2012-01-13 09:35:34 AM

Joce678: So does she separate orgasms or both at the same time?

Details, man, details....

She's twice as disappointed.

SonOfSpam

2012-01-13 09:35:49 AM

DjangoStonereaver: "How YOU doin'?"

A man with nine legs?

He ran away!

Oh bloody 'ell. A... a... Scotsman on a horse!

Random Anonymous Blackmail

2012-01-13 09:36:53 AM

When will OP deliver the sauce.

HoboCop

2012-01-13 09:36:55 AM

What's better than a vagina? Two vaginas!

Karac

2012-01-13 09:37:32 AM

karnal: Maud Dib

Women have a 4th hole. It's only visible if you look at it from exactly the right angle, like the entrance to Hogwarts. But you gotta believe that it's there.

Awwww....the mythical fourth hole. I've heard tales of such wonders.

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