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(Daily Mail) Dumbass If you sell a broken car, you are a douche, if you sell a broken monkey, you go to jail   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 17
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burndtdan
2012-01-13 09:32:16 AM
lh3.ggpht.com

what if you sell a broken parakeet?
 
i_got_no_strings
2012-01-13 09:34:11 AM
Poor ugly-ass baby monkey. Idiotic owners can really screw up when dealing with exotic animals, especially young ones. My two lovebirds have legs that stick straight out horizontally and prevent them from walking because some idiot home breeder didn't put down the proper cage flooring or provide corrective care when they were young. Hopefully the RSPCA is vigilant in ensuring that these folks never have animals again.
 
BurnShrike
2012-01-13 09:35:05 AM
The monkey wouldn't have broken if you didn't spank it so much.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 09:36:50 AM
30.media.tumblr.com
 
Rufus Lee King
2012-01-13 09:42:34 AM
Jesus Christ, what the hell is wrong with people?
 
Evil Mackerel
2012-01-13 09:48:06 AM
i_got_no_strings: Poor ugly-ass baby monkey. Idiotic owners can really screw up when dealing with exotic animals, especially young ones. My two lovebirds have legs that stick straight out horizontally and prevent them from walking because some idiot home breeder didn't put down the proper cage flooring or provide corrective care when they were young. Hopefully the RSPCA is vigilant in ensuring that these folks never have animals again.

They should be handled the same way the monkey was.
 
Dinobot [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 09:57:29 AM
Oh god, I want to punch those people in the face and then break their legs. I feel really bad for the monkey and while sad, it was prolly for the best that he was euthanized.
 
dsade
2012-01-13 09:58:03 AM
Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue, idn'it, ay?
 
Trance750 [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 09:58:06 AM
So how exactly do they plan to enforce this ruling? Do they have to wear an ankle bracelet that sets off an alarm each time they enter a pet shop?
 
IXI Jim IXI [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 10:05:38 AM
They should have asked for a MonkeyFax report first.
 
ToastTheRabbit
2012-01-13 10:07:58 AM
media.weirdworm.com

Won't you have a seat over there ...
 
attention span of a retarded fruit fly
2012-01-13 10:30:02 AM
I wish we could prevent people from owning animals here in America...But it seems that every assinine thing here is a RIGHT and not a priviledge...
 
Chinchillazilla [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:25:51 PM
:( The face he's making. Poor guy.
 
offmymeds
2012-01-13 12:26:05 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Wonder if they'll still be smiling when they get to Hell?
 
Wrath of Heaven
2012-01-13 12:33:45 PM
:' (

So sad... I hope they fix you in monkey heaven little guy.
 
THX 1138
2012-01-13 12:42:02 PM
Argh! It was suffering with BOTH femurs broken? Are you farking kidding me? I'd love to see the owners sentenced to live day-to-day with two broken legs and NO splinting.
 
StoPPeRmobile
2012-01-13 02:57:26 PM
Evil Mackerel: i_got_no_strings: Poor ugly-ass baby monkey. Idiotic owners can really screw up when dealing with exotic animals, especially young ones. My two lovebirds have legs that stick straight out horizontally and prevent them from walking because some idiot home breeder didn't put down the proper cage flooring or provide corrective care when they were young. Hopefully the RSPCA is vigilant in ensuring that these folks never have animals again.

They should be handled the same way the monkey was.

fark that. Why do people even need to "own" creatures?

If your producing something worthwhile to society then fine but otherwise fark off on that mentality. Fill that hole in your soul with something productive to humanity.

/they should have there fingers broken one by one.
 
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