I'd laugh but I'm pretty sure DC still has one of the highest aids concentrations.

The Onion is prophetic: That's the second time I've seen a variation of this headline on Fark, and I've no idea what it's from... the Googles only link back to other Fark headlines when I try to search. Anyone want to enlighten me?

It was something about getting aids from tattoos. Bali maybe?

I end up in Dayton once every couple of years to go to the USAF museum. That place is amazing.

Welp, there go my weekend plans...

UNC_Samurai: I end up in Dayton once every couple of years to go to the USAF museum. That place is amazing.

Not much else to see here in Dayton, but yeah the USAF museum is incredible.


Come for the museums, stay for the unprotected sex!

UNC_Samurai: I end up in Dayton once every couple of years to go to the USAF museum. That place is amazing.

You can keep doing that, just don't boink anyone while you are there and you should be ok.

jackandwater: UNC_Samurai: I end up in Dayton once every couple of years to go to the USAF museum. That place is amazing.

You can keep doing that, just don't boink anyone while you are there and you should be ok.


and...Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!

A Bloody Disaster: Otto's_Jacket: Looks like I'll be calling it 'Cincinnasty' from now on.

It deserves that simply due to the native form of "chili."

So THAT'S what that smell is.

Now that I have kids, I feel a lot better having a gun in the house.

NOW tell me that we don't need vaccinations!!! (hope you are proud of yourself, Jenny McCarthy)

Speedofdarkness: The Onion is prophetic: That's the second time I've seen a variation of this headline on Fark, and I've no idea what it's from... the Googles only link back to other Fark headlines when I try to search. Anyone want to enlighten me?

Bad Idea Jeans SNL parody commercial.

Relevant:
http://www.imdb.com/video/hulu/vi1144782873/

Hey Dayton,

Al Capone called...he wants his STD back.

The Onion is prophetic: That's the second time I've seen a variation of this headline on Fark, and I've no idea what it's from... the Googles only link back to other Fark headlines when I try to search. Anyone want to enlighten me?

It's a variation on the line "Normally I wear a condom, but I figure, when's the next time I'm going to be in Haiti?"

Eh, if I was a woman I'd be worried. A heterosexual males chances of getting ANY type of STD from vaginal intercourse are about 0.000000001%. Girls, on the other hand, are cursed with that hot pocket of moisture, warmth, and disease. How's that apple taste now?

spentmiles: Eh, if I was a woman I'd be worried. A heterosexual males chances of getting ANY type of STD from vaginal intercourse are about 0.000000001%. Girls, on the other hand, are cursed with that hot pocket of moisture, warmth, and disease. How's that apple taste now?

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Yeah, facts, the enemy of women libber's everywhere.

spentmiles: Eh, if I was a woman I'd be worried. A heterosexual males chances of getting ANY type of STD from vaginal intercourse are about 0.000000001%. Girls, on the other hand, are cursed with that hot pocket of moisture, warmth, and disease. How's that apple taste now?

When you pulled that misinformation out of your ass, did you find out it had given you an STD?

(HOT)

Well hello Dave Chappell.

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Yeah, facts, the enemy of women libber's everywhere.

Oh, I figured you weren't being serious. If you want to play the 'Facts' card, I can A-Googly some.


Odds of transmission for unprotected sex by disease. Your .0000~1% isn't even true for HIV.

Varghese B, Maher JE, Peterman TA, Branson BM,Steketee RW (2002). "Reducing the risk of sexual HIV transmission: quantifying the per-act risk for HIV on the basis of choice of partner, sex act, and condom use". Sex. Transm. Dis. 29 (1): 38-43. doi:10.1097/00007435-200201000-00007. PMID 11773877
http://dx.doi.org/10.1093%2Faje%2Fkwj077
http://ctm.ashm.org.au/Default.asp?PublicationID=6&ParentSectionID=69 4 &SectionID=670
http://pathmicro.med.sc.edu/infectious%20disease/sexually%20transmitt e d%20diseases.htm

Pinner: jackandwater: UNC_Samurai: I end up in Dayton once every couple of years to go to the USAF museum. That place is amazing.

You can keep doing that, just don't boink anyone while you are there and you should be ok.


and...Try not to suck any more dicks on your way through the parking lot!

"I heard the things you say and you know what? I don't give a fark. If I want to suck cock, I'll farking suck cock and if you won't employ me Fox will! So fark you!"

Amature Radio?

"We fear the problem is coming up Interstate 75 and we want to stop it," Gross said. "We recognize their problem can quickly become our problem."

STILL wanna raise the speed limit ? How about some STD checkpoints ? I'm taking the frontage road.

"You're renting,right ?" (obligatory SNL ref.)

As a resident of the Miami Valley area, I'd like to let all Farkers know that I'm pretty sure I don't have syphilis.

Bad_ad85: spentmiles: Bad_ad85: [www.demotivationalposters.org image 640x574]

Yeah, facts, the enemy of women libber's everywhere.

Oh, I figured you weren't being serious. If you want to play the 'Facts' card, I can A-Googly some.

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Odds of transmission for unprotected sex by disease. Your .0000~1% isn't even true for HIV.

Varghese B, Maher JE, Peterman TA, Branson BM,Steketee RW (2002). "Reducing the risk of sexual HIV transmission: quantifying the per-act risk for HIV on the basis of choice of partner, sex act, and condom use". Sex. Transm. Dis. 29 (1): 38-43. doi:10.1097/00007435-200201000-00007. PMID 11773877
http://dx.doi.org/10.1093%2Faje%2Fkwj077
http://ctm.ashm.org.au/Default.asp?PublicationID=6&ParentSectionID=69 4 &SectionID=670
http://pathmicro.med.sc.edu/infectious%20disease/sexually%20transmitt e d%20diseases.htm

Ugh... I don't think you understand what that chart means; otherwise you wouldn't have posted it and backed up my argument. Something tells me you didn't finish college...

SurfaceTension: farkingismybusiness: I'd laugh but I'm pretty sure DC still has one of the highest aids concentrations.

So...my original hometown is seeing a rise in Syphilis and my adopted hometown has one of the highest AIDS rates. I swear, it wasn't me. Honest.

/Don't even get laid very much

And that is probably a good thing, unless you're into STDs and AIDS.

YixilTesiphon: The Onion is prophetic: That's the second time I've seen a variation of this headline on Fark, and I've no idea what it's from... the Googles only link back to other Fark headlines when I try to search. Anyone want to enlighten me?

It's a variation on the line "Normally I wear a condom, but I figure, when's the next time I'm going to be in Haiti?"

Something about English women going on sex vacations IIRC.

The Onion is prophetic: That's the second time I've seen a variation of this headline on Fark, and I've no idea what it's from... the Googles only link back to other Fark headlines when I try to search. Anyone want to enlighten me?

I first heard it on The Sarah Silverman Program in reference to her having unprotected sex in Haiti and thinking she contracted the hiv.

spentmiles:Ugh... I don't think you understand what that chart means; otherwise you wouldn't have posted it and backed up my argument. Something tells me you didn't finish college...

Oh, I get your point, I think. "Girls are more likely to get STIs" is what I understand, and don't disagree. Just sayin' your numbers were way off.

last time a syphilis outbreak happened was among a group of high schoolers in S.C.
one girl at a party said she was going to do every boy there, and she did. there was a train of boys from the bedroom down the staircase.

that's a long train a cumming.

true story by the way. apparently she had some bleeding issues the next day.

SurfaceTension: farkingismybusiness: I'd laugh but I'm pretty sure DC still has one of the highest aids concentrations.

So...my original hometown is seeing a rise in Syphilis and my adopted hometown has one of the highest AIDS rates. I swear, it wasn't me. Honest.

/Don't even get laid very much

There seems to be a common denominator in play....hmm....

Not scary, Subby. If you read the FA carefully, you will see that this "OMFG!" scare tactic is political. Actually, three isn't an alarming number of cases of syphilis in the Dayton area. And, except for a couple of unusual strains, the infection is readily treated with a single dose of an antibiotic. It isn't the scary disease it once war before the days of antimicrobial therapy.

spentmiles: Eh, if I was a woman I'd be worried. A heterosexual males chances of getting ANY type of STD from vaginal intercourse are about 0.000000001%. Girls, on the other hand, are cursed with that hot pocket of moisture, warmth, and disease. How's that apple taste now?

Actually, females have always been reservoirs for a number of STDs because they can have them, but are asymptomatic. So they can infect a number of men before their infection is detected. Syphilis is one of these. The first sign of the disease is a chancre sore, which is painless. This can be inside of the vagina out of sight. So until she develops the signs and symptoms of secondary syphilis, she will not know she is infected. This can take up to a year. In men, the chancre sore is always external and, as long as they know what one looks like, they can seek immediate treatment. Gonorrhea is also often asymptomatic in women and they may not know they have it until they develop pelvic inflammatory disease. There are a few of diseases that men can get that asymptomatic, but fewer than women.

This is why people who have multiple sex partners should have regular STD screenings. Using a condom helps, but for some diseases, such as herpes (which is present in vaginal secretions), they aren't much protection. You can wrap your whopper, but you're still going to get juices on your scrotum and pelvic area.

spentmiles: Eh, if I was a woman I'd be worried. A heterosexual males chances of getting ANY type of STD from vaginal intercourse are about 0.000000001%. Girls, on the other hand, are cursed with that hot pocket of moisture, warmth, and disease. How's that apple taste now?

mmm hot pockets. Is it a coincidence that they seem like a good idea late at night after copious amounts of alcohol?

Not surprising. The only time we go to Cinci is to the zoo or the occasional Bengals game.

eltejon: Mad Tea Party: UNC_Samurai: I end up in Dayton once every couple of years to go to the USAF museum. That place is amazing.

Not much else to see here in Dayton, but yeah the USAF museum is incredible.


Come for the museums, stay for the unprotected sex!

Mendelson's!

Was just at the AF Museum this past Saturday. Love that place.

AF Musem (new window) (Pops)

I work right near Mendelson's and everyday I drive wishing they'd tear it down.

UNC_Samurai: I end up in Dayton once every couple of years to go to the USAF museum. That place is amazing.

I can see it from my window here at work.

And, yes it is.

"We fear the problem is coming up Interstate 75 and we want to stop it,"

i had no clue whatsoever that it could drive

"We fear the problem is coming up Interstate 75 and we want to stop it"

Hell, I thought it was traveling down I-75 from Bowling Green.....

so that means.....that if it reaches BGSU......it could mate with all the STDS there, and create a super STD on it's way to Toledo!

And if it reaches I-80.....America is DOOMED (if it has toll fare)!