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(Politico) Dumbass Newt Gingrich ad attacks Mitt Romney for being able to speak French. What else isn't Romney telling us? The guy can probably read and add, too   (politico.com) divider line 153
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2012-01-12 11:08:53 PM
Oh, FFS! I'm not a Romney fan, but he spent 30 months in France as a Mormon missionary. Naturally he's going to learn French in order to have any kind of success in his mission.

Why don't you get your facts straight, dumbass Gingrich.
 
2012-01-12 11:14:11 PM
Bathia_Mapes: Oh, FFS! I'm not a Romney fan, but he spent 30 months in France as a Mormon missionary. Naturally he's going to learn French in order to have any kind of success in his mission.

Why don't you get your facts straight, dumbass Gingrich.


Mine was only 24 months. There was a time when they were 36 months. I don't know why he would serve 30.
 
2012-01-12 11:21:52 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: Bathia_Mapes: Oh, FFS! I'm not a Romney fan, but he spent 30 months in France as a Mormon missionary. Naturally he's going to learn French in order to have any kind of success in his mission.

Why don't you get your facts straight, dumbass Gingrich.

Mine was only 24 months. There was a time when they were 36 months. I don't know why he would serve 30.


'Cause he's obviously a cheese-eating surrender monkey who will drag US into the depths of that fancy-ass Frenchie girly-man poodle-loving French... ness. Or something.

For fark's sake - Newt, you asshole, give it up. Seriously.
 
2012-01-12 11:22:59 PM
ecmoRandomNumbers: Bathia_Mapes: Oh, FFS! I'm not a Romney fan, but he spent 30 months in France as a Mormon missionary. Naturally he's going to learn French in order to have any kind of success in his mission.

Why don't you get your facts straight, dumbass Gingrich.

Mine was only 24 months. There was a time when they were 36 months. I don't know why he would serve 30.


Everything was fixed at 30 so he got to go home.

All of it. Fixed.
 
2012-01-12 11:26:46 PM
I just saw Gingrich speaking Spanish --The "language of the ghetto" according to him.

I think he has considerably more to answer for than Little Mittens.
 
2012-01-12 11:42:45 PM
merde sainte! quel buffoon!
 
2012-01-12 11:47:08 PM
Je ne sais pas qui est intelligent entre les republiceens.
 
2012-01-12 11:58:53 PM
He went to Exeter, where they teach you how to usurp Democracy. So long as you have the right undergarments.
 
2012-01-13 12:14:55 AM
That means he'll surrender, obviously.
 
2012-01-13 12:24:19 AM
I wonder how he feels about Bush being fluent in Spanish?
 
2012-01-13 12:31:21 AM
Just about all you need to know about the Republican party and their voters.... when "He can speak a foreign language" is seriously seen as something that should legitimately be used as a negative point.
 
2012-01-13 12:33:12 AM
Espèce de con ... servateur. J'espère qu'il est con ... tent. C'est un vrai con. Juste un con, con est le mot juste.

What a rascally coont Gingrich is!

I couldn't resist looking up how many U.S. Presidents have spoken foreign languages:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_multilingual_Presidents_of_the_U n ited_States

At least half of the U.S. Presidents have had some foreign language skills. Wilson was fluent in German, which did not stop him from waging war on the Kaiser.

President Jefferson knew six (6) languages.

Herber Hoover learned fluent Mandarin while a young engineer in China.

The following Presidents were fluent in French:

J. Adams
T. Jefferson
J.Q. Adams
J. Monroe
T. Roosevelt
F.D. Roosevelt

In addition, Harrison had elementary or conversational French but didn't get to use it much.

You can follow the decline of education from the early Presidents, who like most educated Enlightenment gentlemen know several modern and ancient languages, through a period of dry classicism in the XIXth century, to todays poor scholars with a command over no language including their own (except Clinton and Obama, who are quite eloquent speakers).

From the lofty intellectual heights of John Adams and Thomas Jefferson to Bush Jr. and Bush Sr. Yikes! Hard to get an English sentence out of the last two Republican Presidents. Hey, even Dan Quayle often spoke in sentences, counter-factual though they might be!
 
2012-01-13 12:34:59 AM
Well, lots of typos in that one. But I think the point gets across. Newt Gingrich est un gros raton.
 
2012-01-13 12:40:47 AM
brantgoose: Well, lots of typos in that one. But I think the point gets across. Newt Gingrich est un gros raton.

Funny for one who was blasting former Presidents on their command of the English language.
 
2012-01-13 01:08:10 AM
Jesus Farking Christ.

I...I...I.......I am incapable of expressing how fkn retarded this is
 
2012-01-13 01:15:12 AM
This is as fkn retarded as making some big (bad) deal out of Obama's middle name. Only this time, the GOP is stoking their idiot flock against one of their own.
 
2012-01-13 01:21:22 AM
Mitt Romney wants to model his speech after socialist Europe rather than small-town America. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir, Mitt?
 
2012-01-13 01:27:31 AM
And the war against rational thought rages onward...

Keep up the good fight, GOP.
 
2012-01-13 01:56:44 AM
Oh my effing GOD. Are you kidding me?
 
2012-01-13 02:04:38 AM
At least it was Uganda.
 
2012-01-13 02:05:57 AM
Can we disenfranchise the Republicans yet?
 
2012-01-13 02:07:48 AM
Yo mommas all right...

www.kcconfidential.com
 
2012-01-13 02:09:04 AM
The fact he speaks another language is something to be admired. The fact that he wasted 3 farking years of his life trying to ram his cult down peoples throats in France is plenty to make people think 'Oh, a whackjob'
 
2012-01-13 02:12:18 AM
Tough talk from someone that speaks "the language of the ghetto"

Link (new window)
 
2012-01-13 02:14:18 AM
Cake Hunter: Everything was fixed at 30 so he got to go home.

All of it. Fixed.


Everything is fixed. GO HOME.

/these are not the droids you are looking for
 
2012-01-13 02:14:35 AM
This is the part of the Primary season I love. I just wish it had started earlier.
 
2012-01-13 02:14:54 AM
Blubber and fat, blubber and fat. That is what resides under Newt Gingrich's hat.

/drunk at a bar
 
2012-01-13 02:17:46 AM
Mass is by Canada ..not Mexico so of course he would speak French
 
2012-01-13 02:23:34 AM
Could be reverse psychology ... you never know.
 
2012-01-13 02:26:41 AM
ontariolightning: Mass is by Canada ..not Mexico so of course he would speak French

Cinco de Mayo?
 
2012-01-13 02:27:57 AM
Yes yes of course, Newt's an unsufferable retard, an ego the size of the Death Star, etc. etc.

Still, from a strategic point of view, I am rooting for this clown. Mittens is electable enough in that I'll be sweating bullets all the way up until November. The more I see the Republicans ripping each other to pieces and splitting the vote, the happier I'll be.

So, go Newt! Burn that house down! Vengeance is yours!
 
2012-01-13 02:33:31 AM
Newt Gingrich ad attacks Mitt Romney for being able to speak French. What else isn't Romney telling us? The guy can probably read and add, too

And pee standing up, too, Newt.
And not negotiate a book deal to write about it.
 
2012-01-13 02:34:17 AM
I'm not American, so maybe my slant on things is different, but there was nothing in there that would turn me against that candidate.
Not that I would vote for Romney even if I could. But pretty much all those points the ad brought up as negatives, I see as positives or "meh".

Who the hell would vote against a candidate because said candidate had put in the time and effort to learn a foreign language?
 
2012-01-13 02:37:38 AM
SmitetheRighteous: Yes yes of course, Newt's an unsufferable retard, an ego the size of the Death Star, etc. etc.

Still, from a strategic point of view, I am rooting for this clown. Mittens is electable enough in that I'll be sweating bullets all the way up until November. The more I see the Republicans ripping each other to pieces and splitting the vote, the happier I'll be.

So, go Newt! Burn that house down! Vengeance is yours!


It's looking better and better for Obama all the time. Gingrich's Bain Capital attack has traction, the Occupy movement has traction, 40% of Americans have a negative reaction to the term "capitalism". Obama could run a populist Us- vs.-the-1% campaign and alienate the Republicans from everybody but their base.
 
2012-01-13 02:40:08 AM
Go on, Newt, strap on that vest and take all those faithless motherfarkers with you! Do it!
 
2012-01-13 02:42:19 AM
Benevolent Misanthrope: 'Cause he's obviously a cheese-eating surrender monkey who will drag US into the depths of that fancy-ass Frenchie girly-man poodle-loving French... ness. Or something.

Pfft anyone can love a girl, it takes a real man to love a poodle.

Tell me more about the depths of that fancy ass.
 
2012-01-13 02:42:33 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Oh, FFS! I'm not a Romney fan, but he spent 30 months in France as a Mormon missionary. Naturally he's going to learn French in order to have any kind of success in his mission.

Why don't you get your facts straight, dumbass Gingrich.


Wouldn't put it past Gingrich to mention Romney's French language skills more to elicit that reminder than anything else.
 
2012-01-13 02:42:52 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Oh, FFS! I'm not a Romney fan, but he spent 30 months in France as a Mormon missionary. Naturally he's going to learn French in order to have any kind of success in his mission.

Why don't you get your facts straight, dumbass Gingrich.


When did we need excuses to know other languages?

/wish I knew another language.
 
2012-01-13 02:45:27 AM
It would be awesome if primary season got renewed for a second season and lasted another 12 months.
 
2012-01-13 02:50:06 AM
Mock it as you will, but this is a real strategy.
In the Iraq fervor of people hating France for doubting the validity of the war (we showed them!) my family went to a buffet.

At the French Dressing part of the salad bar there was a note that said "Made in the USA".
This was Oklahoma, so I imagine there were a lot of people that would nod in content after reading it.
farking FRENCH DRESSING! Oh wait, "Freedom Dressing". People are so god damn retarded.
 
2012-01-13 02:50:38 AM
Thank God he doesn't speak Latin. That's the snootiest of the snoot languages.
 
2012-01-13 02:51:22 AM
LoneWolf343: Bathia_Mapes: Oh, FFS! I'm not a Romney fan, but he spent 30 months in France as a Mormon missionary. Naturally he's going to learn French in order to have any kind of success in his mission.

Why don't you get your facts straight, dumbass Gingrich.

When did we need excuses to know other languages?

/wish I knew another language.


"The Queen's English was good enough for Jesus Christ and it's good enough for me."
 
2012-01-13 02:53:33 AM
Damn Newt must be a self-loathing intellectual. And wasn't he supposed to take the high road vis-a-vis attack ads?
 
2012-01-13 02:55:09 AM
From's Newt wiki bio:

He became interested in politics during his teen years while living in Orléans, France, where he visited the site of the Battle of Verdun and learned about the sacrifices made there and the importance of political leadership.
 
2012-01-13 03:00:49 AM
miss diminutive: And the war against rational thought rages onward...

Keep up the good fight, GOP.


There is logic behind this. Every time a Cain or a Gingrich opens their mouth they drag the whole discussion just a little bit further to the right AND make Romney look better just for not being batshiat insane. Seriously.
 
2012-01-13 03:03:53 AM
Newt Gingrich speaks Spanish, therefore he's an illegal immigrant and should be deported.
 
2012-01-13 03:09:52 AM
Bathia_Mapes: Newt Gingrich speaks Spanish, therefore he's an illegal immigrant and should be deported.

I speak German, therefore I'm a Nazi and should be shot. I'm planning on learning Latin, unless someone throws me into a colosseum with tiger.
 
2012-01-13 03:11:02 AM
muck4doo: I wonder how he feels about Bush being fluent in Spanish?

Bush is not fluent in Spanish. Elementary at best.

My French is terrible, but I can understand a decent bit and Mittens' French actually seems decent. This is a good thing. The diplomatic language can still be French sometimes and foreign policy is the biggest thing the president does without the legislature.
 
2012-01-13 03:16:51 AM
So can we come together and agree, all of us, Democrat and Republican, white and black, liberal and conservative, gay and straight, religious and secular, rich and poor, urban and rural, young and old; can we all come together to speak out with one voice and proclaim that Newt Gingrich is pretty much the worst person on Earth?
 
2012-01-13 03:18:53 AM
God-is-a-Taco: Mock it as you will, but this is a real strategy.
In the Iraq fervor of people hating France for doubting the validity of the war (we showed them!) my family went to a buffet.

At the French Dressing part of the salad bar there was a note that said "Made in the USA".
This was Oklahoma, so I imagine there were a lot of people that would nod in content after reading it.
farking FRENCH DRESSING! Oh wait, "Freedom Dressing". People are so god damn retarded.


French Dressing as Americans know it does not exist in France

/thanks Kraft
 
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