FARK.com: (6875874) Dwarf left paralyzed and Grumpy after being thrown by Dopey drunk. Doc tells him he may need a wheelchair, so he's not Happy

		Dwarf left paralyzed and Grumpy after being thrown by Dopey drunk. Doc tells him he may need a wheelchair, so he's not Happy (telegraph.co.uk)		10
		More: Sad, Queenstown, dwarf tossing, Mike Tindall

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R.A.Danny		2012-01-12 11:11:33 PM

6 votes:

They gave him the old hi ho.

farkingismybusiness		2012-01-12 11:14:26 PM

4 votes:

He looks fine. Off to work you go.

haemaker		2012-01-12 11:08:44 PM

4 votes:

Perhaps he should be more Bashful about going to Sneezy bars.

Fluorescent Testicle		2012-01-13 04:50:58 AM

3 votes:

Dwarf tossing?

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Disapproves.

ArkAngel		2012-01-13 12:17:24 AM

2 votes:

haemaker: Perhaps he should be more Bashful about going to Sneezy bars.

They make me Sleepy.

bighasbeen		2012-01-12 11:38:23 PM

2 votes:

Not very Bashful about the dwarf puns, eh?

VvonderJesus		2012-01-13 08:54:29 AM

1 votes:

Don't tell the elf.

epoc_tnac		2012-01-13 07:32:36 AM

1 votes:

I was walking home drunk the other day, when I saw a dwarf, and kicked him in the chest.

He got up and approached me angrily.

"I'm not happy" he said.

"Which one are you then?" I responded.

ozzie_stu		2012-01-13 06:04:30 AM

1 votes:

drta

Cymbal		2012-01-13 04:45:55 AM

1 votes:

That's why dwarves should always carry crossbows.

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