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(Telegraph)   Dwarf left paralyzed and Grumpy after being thrown by Dopey drunk. Doc tells him he may need a wheelchair, so he's not Happy   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 43
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2012-01-12 11:08:44 PM
Perhaps he should be more Bashful about going to Sneezy bars.
 
2012-01-12 11:11:33 PM
They gave him the old hi ho.
 
2012-01-12 11:14:23 PM
But what about Rudolph?
 
2012-01-12 11:14:26 PM
i.telegraph.co.uk
He looks fine. Off to work you go.
 
2012-01-12 11:38:23 PM
Not very Bashful about the dwarf puns, eh?
 
2012-01-12 11:39:01 PM
Goddamn it.

Lern 2 reed bettar.
 
2012-01-13 12:17:24 AM

haemaker: Perhaps he should be more Bashful about going to Sneezy bars.


They make me Sleepy.
 
2012-01-13 04:19:31 AM
Goddamn that article was poorly written.

Come to think about it, most of the English newspaper articles I read on Fark are really, really poorly written. Limeys, what's the deal?
 
2012-01-13 04:45:55 AM
That's why dwarves should always carry crossbows.
 
2012-01-13 04:46:07 AM
Far over the Misty Mountains cold,
To dungeons deep and caverns old,
We must away, ere break of day,
To seek our pale enchanted gold.
 
2012-01-13 04:50:58 AM
Dwarf tossing?

img341.imageshack.us

Disapproves.
 
2012-01-13 05:00:58 AM
Did ANYONE sneeze?
 
2012-01-13 05:19:51 AM
Kiss my axe...

Do ya wanna lose yer knees?
 
2012-01-13 05:52:14 AM
This is f*cking terrible.
 
2012-01-13 06:04:30 AM
www.reddwarf.co.uk

drta
 
2012-01-13 06:11:42 AM
Fluorescent Testicle:
Dwarf tossing?

[Gimli]

Disapproves.


If actual little people looked more like that, I bet they'd have to put up with a lot less crap. Maybe we should just make it legal for adults to carry axes around if they're less than 4 feet tall.
 
2012-01-13 06:23:07 AM
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2012-01-13 06:34:59 AM
I know I'm going to Hell for laughing at this. It's ok because I'll be a short timer.
 
2012-01-13 06:54:55 AM
I'm posting on my phone from Disney World, so I'm getting a kick out of this headline.
 
2012-01-13 07:14:36 AM
So... Rolly?
 
2012-01-13 07:23:04 AM
I think I've been playing waaay too much Dwarf fortress lately - my first urge was to want to see the combat logs.
 
2012-01-13 07:32:36 AM
I was walking home drunk the other day, when I saw a dwarf, and kicked him in the chest.

He got up and approached me angrily.

"I'm not happy" he said.

"Which one are you then?" I responded.
 
2012-01-13 08:01:13 AM
Came for the Gimli reference. Leaving satisfied.
 
2012-01-13 08:25:03 AM
Tindall was kicked out of the Elite Player Squad squad

Seriously?
 
2012-01-13 08:37:00 AM
Sounds like assholish behavior to me. Leave people alone, no matter what their height.
 
2012-01-13 08:54:29 AM
Don't tell the elf.
 
2012-01-13 08:56:30 AM
This happened on Oct 7. I was under the impression that Britain was blanketed with surveillance cameras so if they haven't found this guy, yet, they're probably not going to find him.
 
2012-01-13 08:57:56 AM
Little guy should just chill out and whistle while he works.

/hi, ho
 
2012-01-13 09:00:16 AM

Cymbal: That's why dwarves should always carry crossbows.


Tyrion Lanister approves.
 
2012-01-13 09:00:40 AM
It might sound like an amusing thing to do, but assaulting people has consequences - in this case the victim has largely lost his ability to walk and must use a wheelchair for long trips. I must admit that the idea of "midget tossing" amused me, when I first heard about it, but only when it takes place where everyone is willing and with appropriate safety precautions. Just randomly picking someone up and chucking them is horrible, and I hope they catch the swine responsible.
 
2012-01-13 09:08:48 AM
There's a bar I frequent on Sundays and its a very popular bar during the day. It gets insanely packed with tons of hot girls and even some celebrities stop by.

Anyways, they just hired the most gorgeous dwarf I've ever seen. She has a very defined jaw and beautiful face with an oddly hot little body. It's bizarre because when I told my friends they laughed but then they saw her and were like 'holy shiat!'. She looks like a mini me NFL cheerleader.

/I know I know,
//pics or gtfo
 
2012-01-13 09:12:51 AM
Always after his Lucky Charms.
 
2012-01-13 09:19:15 AM

WienerButt: She has a very defined jaw


that's a dude.
 
2012-01-13 09:20:14 AM
Why didn't he just construct some of those Dwemer Centurions to help him out?

/yes, I have 80+ hours in on Skyrim, why do you ask?
 
2012-01-13 09:24:53 AM
Subby it was a funny hed, but this is a sad story.
 
2012-01-13 09:40:41 AM

NoboruWatanabe: I think I've been playing waaay too much Dwarf fortress lately - my first urge was to want to see the combat logs.


Hopefully the hospital he went to has updated to 0.31.25 so the nurses actually apply casts as opposed to just sitting by the river failing to gather water until they get hungry and wander off.
 
2012-01-13 09:54:38 AM
This story is full of a whole lot of WTF. I barely toss my cat off the bed, and he's a ninja a**hole that bothers me while sleeping, what was this poor guy doing other than being short?
 
2012-01-13 10:25:20 AM
"Police are hunting a drunken reveller wanted for random dwarf throwing..."

...as if there is some specific law stating that "No person shall make airborne any dwarf of unknown identity..."
 
2012-01-13 10:29:36 AM

ObscureNameHere: Why didn't he just construct some of those Dwemer Centurions to help him out?

/yes, I have 80+ hours in on Skyrim, why do you ask?


He's not able-bodied enough to construct anything. He used to be, but then he took a sidewalk in the back...
 
2012-01-13 10:47:25 AM

Loaf's Tray: ObscureNameHere: Why didn't he just construct some of those Dwemer Centurions to help him out?

/yes, I have 80+ hours in on Skyrim, why do you ask?

He's not able-bodied enough to construct anything. He used to be, but then he took a sidewalk in the back...


Well, that's what he gets for lollygagging. The Guards specifically said "No lollygaggin'!"
 
2012-01-13 10:57:28 AM
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Dwarf thread? :)
 
2012-01-13 03:06:02 PM
Loaf's Tray:
"Police are hunting a drunken reveller wanted for random dwarf throwing..."

...as if there is some specific law stating that "No person shall make airborne any dwarf of unknown identity..."

Could be worse... It could be a random DRIVE-BY dwarf throwing...
 
2012-01-13 09:21:16 PM
I've always wanted to do this. I guess it's a good thing I've never had the chance.
 
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