haemaker: Perhaps he should be more Bashful about going to Sneezy bars.
Cymbal: That's why dwarves should always carry crossbows.
WienerButt: She has a very defined jaw
NoboruWatanabe: I think I've been playing waaay too much Dwarf fortress lately - my first urge was to want to see the combat logs.
ObscureNameHere: Why didn't he just construct some of those Dwemer Centurions to help him out?/yes, I have 80+ hours in on Skyrim, why do you ask?
Loaf's Tray: ObscureNameHere: Why didn't he just construct some of those Dwemer Centurions to help him out?/yes, I have 80+ hours in on Skyrim, why do you ask?He's not able-bodied enough to construct anything. He used to be, but then he took a sidewalk in the back...
"Police are hunting a drunken reveller wanted for random dwarf throwing..."...as if there is some specific law stating that "No person shall make airborne any dwarf of unknown identity..."
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