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At your university, professors have minor spats about academic matters. At Oxford University, they just straight up murder their rivals
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baka-san
2012-01-12 11:11:01 PM
Case solved in between stops for pints.
GAT_00
2012-01-12 11:18:20 PM
No, a professor at my undergrad straight up murdered their colleagues too. Tried to take out a whole room of them in fact.
Andromeda
2012-01-13 01:32:57 AM
Today was the last day of the American Astronomical Society conference, and while I never met Steve several of my colleagues were friends with him and we were all shocked to hear about his death. That was
before
we heard that someone had been arrested.
I mean this is
astronomy
, not exactly like we're a field known for much crazy behavior.
A real tragedy within the field too as he was head of the Square Kilometer Array initiative in Europe (basically the next generation radio telescope) as well as a few other important projects. You know, in case someone here is a geek and wants to know why this tragic death is such a blow.
RIP
Paris1127
2012-01-13 02:23:16 AM
GAT_00
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No, a professor at my undergrad straight up murdered their colleagues too. Tried to take out a whole room of them in fact.
Alabama-Huntsville?
doglover
2012-01-13 02:25:11 AM
Andromeda
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I mean this is astronomy, not exactly like we're a field known for much crazy behavior.
Yeah.... no normal people will agree with this sentiment. Not in part or in whole. You farkers up in your observatories are frickin' weird,as a rule.
Andromeda
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this tragic death is such a blow.
This we can all agree upon, however.
Andromeda
2012-01-13 02:35:32 AM
doglover
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Andromeda: I mean this is astronomy, not exactly like we're a field known for much crazy behavior.
Yeah.... no normal people will agree with this sentiment. Not in part or in whole. You farkers up in your observatories are frickin' weird,as a rule.
I meant in the going off the handle illegal sense of crazy. Scientists might be rather weird, but I assure you the slightest suggestion to break an inane little rule will probably get you looks of horror. An actual law just plain doesn't happen, I've never heard of a professor of this caliber being murdered before for a good reason.
doglover
2012-01-13 03:02:12 AM
Andromeda
:
Scientists might be rather weird, but I assure you the slightest suggestion to break an inane little rule will probably get you looks of horror.
Again, no. I used to major in physics and I've met a lot of scientists over the years. Astronomers and chemists were the weirdest. Of course, I only say that because I find physicists who stay up for days at a time only to crash and burn and wake up with no idea what they were working on in their creepy office decorated with comic book characters to be normal.
Also, a lot of scientists break big laws because "They don't apply to me." Have you ever read anything by Fienman about his time working on the bomb? He committed HIGH TREASON because he was bored. But he luckily knew the only guy who could turn him in and talked him down.
DammitIForgotMyLogin
2012-01-13 03:42:14 AM
It's always nice to see one's old college in the news.
TheDumbBlonde
2012-01-13 04:45:55 AM
DammitIForgotMyLogin
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It's always nice to see one's old college in the news.
Perhaps, but Cambridge is the superior school.
Pert
2012-01-13 06:07:27 AM
TheDumbBlonde
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Perhaps, but Cambridge is the superior school.
Quite right. Oxford's a dump.
/Hull for the win
ozzie_stu
2012-01-13 06:22:08 AM
Dr Devinder Singh was in police custody following the death of his colleague Steven Rawlings
but which was Dr Singh and which was Mr Rawlings ???
Archie Goodwin
2012-01-13 06:30:43 AM
Andromeda
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An actual law just plain doesn't happen
They're so used to obeying the laws of Physics.
Mordarke
2012-01-13 06:34:19 AM
I am honestly not surprised it was an Indian professor that murdered him, every Indian tutor and lecturer I've ever had always looked about two paces from snapping. Must be their whole "dog eat dog" education mentality.
Granted, I do Computer Science and anyone that teaches it is more apt to fall asleep than kill someone.
rico567
2012-01-13 06:59:04 AM
Guess I haven't read all that many Daily Mail articles, but in this one the irrelevant crap just jumped out......someone needs to attends newswriting classes.
AngryDragon
2012-01-13 07:00:13 AM
I approve of this method for remediating tenure for crappy professors.
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat
2012-01-13 07:02:51 AM
It's been a while since I saw or heard the use of "straight up",
subby
.
The Third Man
2012-01-13 07:09:10 AM
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat
:
It's been a while since I saw or heard the use of "straight up", subby.
Not sure if that's compliment or criticism there.
In other news, that was greenlight #100. Not shabby for a fark liter, if I can boast for a minute.
pedobearapproved
2012-01-13 07:22:06 AM
You mean the University at Oxford...or Ole Miss?
Count_0
2012-01-13 07:41:58 AM
That is how they do it at the UU.
me_onthenet
2012-01-13 08:03:06 AM
Count_0
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That is how they do it at the UU.
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Came to make UU reference. Leave happy.
Magic_Button
2012-01-13 08:12:53 AM
Please let them work this in to the Big Bang TV show ----
Raj wipes out the rest of the cast in a argument over darkmatter and string theory -- The End
( on a side note I personally would want to see the Theoretical physicist who came up with " the great infinite negative sea " Tortured . something about that all electrons were suppose to fall in to it because of entropy, and the reason they have not was "the infinite sea" was full , at that point I tossed the book across the room and pledged my life to see that man driven from the realm of civilized men to live out his life on an uncharted island eating larvae and coconuts , but I think he is dead already , and forgot his name , and tossed the book so that whole revenge thing kinda got swallowed up by lazyness procrastination and apathy .
What ever --- Big Bang Theory Sucks!
SomethingToDo
2012-01-13 08:13:49 AM
That's University of Oxford, subby. You'll get yourself stabbed using the wrong order.
cyberbenali
2012-01-13 08:24:56 AM
Pffft, amateur
(new window)
HotIgneous Intruder
2012-01-13 08:26:06 AM
Otherwise mild-mannered geologists used to swear at each other while arguing over plate tectonics. Careers hung in the balance.
Stinkyy
2012-01-13 08:26:12 AM
chrylis
2012-01-13 08:28:48 AM
doglover
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Again, no. I used to major in physics and I've met a lot of scientists over the years. Astronomers and chemists were the weirdest.
I'm pretty sure high-energy folks could give them a run for their money.
Magic_Button
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I personally would want to see the Theoretical physicist who came up with " the great infinite negative sea " Tortured . something about that all electrons were suppose to fall in to it because of entropy, and the reason they have not was "the infinite sea" was full , at that point I tossed the book across the room and pledged my life to see that man driven from the realm of civilized men to live out his life on an uncharted island eating larvae and coconuts
Not only that, he came up with these pseudo-mathematical functions that aren't really functions and even thought there was some sort of parallel matter that could destroy regular matter. Real kook.
BalugaJoe
2012-01-13 08:31:34 AM
Don't piss off the sikhs.
Fano
2012-01-13 08:44:41 AM
Moriarty?
cornfed78
2012-01-13 08:50:40 AM
They already knew that...
rockradio1
2012-01-13 09:01:49 AM
ANd nobody bothered to pat down that dude's ZZ Top beard for possible weapons or poisons?
b0rscht
2012-01-13 09:03:06 AM
cyberbenali
:
Pffft, amateur (new window)
Something a little more recent:
Amy Bishop
(new window)
Mostly academics just carry deep grudges for years and years (if not decades) and take any opportunity they can to screw with people when they have the chance. At least that's what I've seen - and it's mostly the do-nothing douchebags who stopped doing research 20 years ago.
As they say, the fights are so vicious in academia because the stakes are so low.
The Third Man
2012-01-13 09:03:25 AM
SomethingToDo
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That's University of Oxford, subby. You'll get yourself stabbed using the wrong order.
Nope, it's Oxford University to old members. Actually, it's just Oxford or Oxon.
/if you're asking, yes.
GAT_00
2012-01-13 09:09:02 AM
Paris1127
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GAT_00: No, a professor at my undergrad straight up murdered their colleagues too. Tried to take out a whole room of them in fact.
Alabama-Huntsville?
Yeah.
hillary
2012-01-13 09:14:29 AM
cornfed78
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They already knew that...
Came here for thi.... ohhhhhh Lewis, you missed it
Scaevola
2012-01-13 09:27:24 AM
Seventeen years in academia, and I can attest that grudges and slights--real or perceived--can get out of control. I once had a colleague who refused to speak to me for years because, as he finally told me when I asked, "When I was denied promotion, you were not sufficiently outraged."
Well now. There you have it. I just feel sorry for his wife.
I didn't attend Oxford, but have been there for work related things, and the intensity (and eccentricity) there is off the charts.
Also, I was told there would be no math. . .
phalamir
2012-01-13 09:28:33 AM
You don't fark with Oxford, you don't fark with Sikhs, and you don't fark with the motherfarking Comma
theoneontheleft
2012-01-13 09:29:15 AM
doglover
:
Have you ever read anything by Fienman about his time working on the bomb? He committed HIGH TREASON because he was bored. But he luckily knew the only guy who could turn him in and talked him down.
It's spelled "Feinmann".
/Sorry, pet peeve.
Tickle Mittens
2012-01-13 09:33:04 AM
Leonor Watlin thread?
/Bus driver did it.
hillary
2012-01-13 09:39:45 AM
Oh hell, I just read the story AFTER popsting the Morse pic and they reference Morse right in the headline. For once, the Daily Fail doesn't fail entirely. Searching right panel for oblig Kardashian idiots story
scrol
scroll
scioll
-- yup!
tacks
2012-01-13 09:47:00 AM
Nice try Islam, this is not the guy that created the baseball glove. America and baseball rules! (and Knibb high football)
Andromeda
2012-01-13 09:47:41 AM
Scaevola
:
Seventeen years in academia, and I can attest that grudges and slights--real or perceived--can get out of control. I once had a colleague who refused to speak to me for years because, as he finally told me when I asked, "When I was denied promotion, you were not sufficiently outraged."
Well now. There you have it. I just feel sorry for his wife.
I didn't attend Oxford, but have been there for work related things, and the intensity (and eccentricity) there is off the charts.
Also, I was told there would be no math. . .
True, but whenever I hear about these academic slights I always have to ask just how much more often they occur in academia than in the rest of the world. Anecdote is of course not the plural of data.
cyberbenali
2012-01-13 09:53:09 AM
b0rscht
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cyberbenali: Pffft, amateur (new window)
Something a little more recent:
Amy Bishop (new window)
Mostly academics just carry deep grudges for years and years (if not decades) and take any opportunity they can to screw with people when they have the chance. At least that's what I've seen - and it's mostly the do-nothing douchebags who stopped doing research 20 years ago.
As they say, the fights are so vicious in academia because the stakes are so low.
I don't remember hearing about that incident. Thanks.
The fall-out from the Concordia shooting was widespread. Some of his allegations (fiscal irregularities and authorship conflicts) were founded and I'm sure that didn't scratch the surface (3 presidents since 2007 and 5 vice-presidents in 5 years is suspect).
In fairness, Fabrikant still makes news headlines every couple of years or so. Despite his incarceration, he publishes his opinions through intermediaries (his wife and son supposedly).
Have a look in the comments
(new window). It's narcissism at its finest.
Scaevola
2012-01-13 09:56:37 AM
Anecdote is of course not the plural of data.
True, but I was told there would be no math. :-)
jmsvrsn
2012-01-13 10:07:05 AM
TheDumbBlonde
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DammitIForgotMyLogin: It's always nice to see one's old college in the news.
Perhaps, but Cambridge is the superior school.
That was a rather insensitive remark. Not everyone can get into Cambridge. You may have hurt his feelings.
Clint_Torres
2012-01-13 10:23:20 AM
&
Approve
PsyLord
2012-01-13 01:44:05 PM
This all could've been prevented if everyone carried guns, amirite?
merzbow
2012-01-13 02:18:11 PM
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