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(TMZ)   Heather Locklear hospitalized for Rx drugs and alcohol overdose at 2 in the afternoon. Hey, it's 5 o'clock somewhere   (tmz.com) divider line 56
    More: Sad, Heather Locklear, suicide attempts, false alarms, prescription drugs, TMZ  
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2012-01-12 08:10:26 PM  
Heather was at the Lakers game Tuesday night ... hanging with a friend, who was playfully trying to take away her beverage. It's unclear if there drink contained alcohol

Looks pretty clear to me.
 
2012-01-12 08:14:16 PM  
I wonder what Woody Harrelson slipped her at the game...
 
2012-01-12 08:17:33 PM  
Xanax and vodka, a bored housewife's best friend.

She goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper...
 
2012-01-12 11:00:47 PM  
Meh, you knew she was a party girl.
 
2012-01-12 11:46:20 PM  
She's a skank, too bad she didn't succeed at ODing
 
2012-01-12 11:46:59 PM  
Good for you, honey. Life is hard.
 
2012-01-12 11:48:17 PM  
She supports Romney.
 
2012-01-12 11:59:50 PM  
I'd give her a savaging.
 
2012-01-13 12:08:44 AM  
Damn. If I had known that she would react like that I would not have dumped her so unceremoniously after having my way with her over and over and over and over and over...

/In my dreams, anyway
 
2012-01-13 12:09:34 AM  
INVISIBLE PENIS

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2012-01-13 12:10:41 AM  
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2012-01-13 12:12:46 AM  
I thought she was hooked up with Jack Wagner from 'Bold and Beautiful'. Kids, I know each of you has that special celebrity 'crush'. But mine has always been Heather. I think she is beautiful. If she likes to have orgasms, I would make it my life's work to give them to her.
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2012-01-13 12:20:10 AM  
Mmmm.... Leather Hocklear.
 
2012-01-13 12:36:23 AM  

BalugaJoe: She supports Romney.


...and I'd gladly support her on Election Night. And every night thereafter.
 
2012-01-13 12:36:46 AM  
I'd enter her...in rehab.
 
2012-01-13 12:37:40 AM  
she should have never broken up with Billy Joel, he even wrote her a song, Downtown Girl.
 
2012-01-13 12:39:49 AM  
This is about 20 years too late for anyone to care.
 
2012-01-13 12:40:49 AM  

Moonk: she should have never broken up with Billy Joel, he even wrote her a song, Downtown Girl.


No, you're thinking of the song about Heidi Klum. Heather Locklear dated Nikki Six from Mettallica.
 
2012-01-13 12:42:19 AM  
Heather Locklear

Heath Ledger

Coincidence? I think not.
 
2012-01-13 12:42:53 AM  

BalugaJoe: She supports Romney.


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We'd move to Japan and evely day wourd be erection day, Daniel san!
 
2012-01-13 12:46:41 AM  
How did her and Charlie Sheen never end up together? I know they used to be on Spin City together, and I think I remember reading somewhere that they've remained friends over the years.

I feel like if they got together, they'd have the most awesome three-month marriage ever (obviously a 4 a.m. Vegas ceremony), at the end of which they'd both be dead. But it would be worth it.

I don't know, call me a romantic.
 
2012-01-13 12:46:53 AM  
rocky_howard:

Heather Locklear

Heath Ledger

Coincidence? I think not.


Hoth Lager?
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2012-01-13 12:47:54 AM  
i2.listal.com

I was more into the other Heather from that era.
 
2012-01-13 12:54:15 AM  
s3.media.squarespace.com
WTF, If she was letting this douche nozzle stick poke his vienna sausage in, why not a handsome guy like me?
fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net
 
2012-01-13 12:59:46 AM  
i513.photobucket.com

It's ok folks! She and Richie made a back up, so if we lose the original, we'll be alright. Thank goodness she takes after her mom! And yes, I realize she's like 14. I'm thinking long term results here.
 
2012-01-13 01:56:37 AM  
Yeah, on the east coast. Maybe her internal drinking clock was still set on EST.
 
2012-01-13 02:07:01 AM  
Wow, you guys are harsh. I hope you never experience the pain of going from a 10 to a solid 8.5. Put yourself in her shoes. She's gone from dating cheesy glam rockers to dating washed up cheesy glam rockers.
 
2012-01-13 02:42:47 AM  

InmanRoshi: Put yourself in her shoes...


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God knows I've tried! But she has such tiny feet!
 
2012-01-13 02:43:03 AM  
So it took, I'm estimating, 6 hours for Fark to choose a headline about this and this is the best the community could come up with? Weak.
 
2012-01-13 02:48:14 AM  
Smart move admitting her there, it should buy them another season at least.
 
2012-01-13 03:25:37 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: So it took, I'm estimating, 6 hours for Fark to choose a headline about this and this is the best the community could come up with? Weak.


Maybe DoblerMeyer can come up with one....

Melrose cutie with smokin' booty is now so wild I'd fark her child!

www.tlavideo.com
 
2012-01-13 04:18:07 AM  
She's always conducted herself as the more steady half of her unions. She's no stranger to Hollywood as her mother has worked for the industry all her life. But I suppose it was inevitable the perfect crystal was bound to crack. Still, I have a lot of respect and admiration for Heather. She's not a cheap groupie and she's not a tacky celebrity. I wish her well.

Sorry I don't have any smarmy or witty comments to satisfy the under 20 and still a virgin crowd here.
 
2012-01-13 04:59:08 AM  

indeebud: She's always conducted herself as the more steady half of her unions. She's no stranger to Hollywood as her mother has worked for the industry all her life. But I suppose it was inevitable the perfect crystal was bound to crack. Still, I have a lot of respect and admiration for Heather. She's not a cheap groupie and she's not a tacky celebrity. I wish her well.

Sorry I don't have any smarmy or witty comments to satisfy the under 20 and still a virgin crowd here.


Please, it is the older ones that have a greater supply of snark.
 
2012-01-13 06:10:55 AM  

fearmongert: Moonk: she should have never broken up with Billy Joel, he even wrote her a song, Downtown Girl.

No, you're thinking of the song about Heidi Klum. Heather Locklear dated Nikki Six from Mettallica.


Yeah, but now it looks like she's the one getting knocked "Round and Round," to paraphrase one of her ex's songs.
 
2012-01-13 06:31:49 AM  
great girl,

just got a problem with weight control

about as normal as you're permitted in appearance industry
 
2012-01-13 07:03:01 AM  

stoli n coke: fearmongert: Moonk: she should have never broken up with Billy Joel, he even wrote her a song, Downtown Girl.

No, you're thinking of the song about Heidi Klum. Heather Locklear dated Nikki Six from Mettallica.

Yeah, but now it looks like she's the one getting knocked "Round and Round," to paraphrase one of her ex's songs.


hmm...
 
2012-01-13 08:12:32 AM  
Crazy drunk chick eyes.
Just another Hollywood waste case.
 
2012-01-13 08:14:07 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: So it took, I'm estimating, 6 hours for Fark to choose a headline about this and this is the best the community could come up with? Weak.


That assumes talent on the desk. Never assume.
 
2012-01-13 08:23:19 AM  

B.L.Z. Bub: So it took, I'm estimating, 6 hours for Fark to choose a headline about this and this is the best the community could come up with? Weak.


You'll get over it.
 
2012-01-13 08:40:03 AM  
She needs my dick in her mouth, not Xanax.
 
2012-01-13 08:55:51 AM  
images.uulyrics.com
 
2012-01-13 09:18:42 AM  

Gunderson: [i2.listal.com image 640x989]

I was more into the other Heather from that era.


That's a "Penis goes where?!" look if I ever saw one...
 
2012-01-13 10:13:33 AM  
Gunderson SmartestFunniest 2012-01-13 12:47:54 AM
I was more into the other Heather from that era.


Agreed. I had dthis one on my bedroom wall. If the handtowels could speak.

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2012-01-13 10:25:18 AM  
I never thought she was all that, but her eyes and smile will steal your soul!
 
2012-01-13 10:28:33 AM  

SDRR: images.uulyrics.com


i have that album.

/that is all
 
2012-01-13 10:56:16 AM  

fearmongert: Moonk: she should have never broken up with Billy Joel, he even wrote her a song, Downtown Girl.

No, you're thinking of the song about Heidi Klum. Heather Locklear dated Nikki Sixx from Mettallica Motley Crue.


FTFY...your welcome.
 
2012-01-13 11:06:04 AM  

Roook: Heather was at the Lakers game Tuesday night ... hanging with a friend, who was playfully trying to take away her beverage. It's unclear if there drink contained alcohol

Looks pretty clear to me.


Done in one.
 
2012-01-13 11:16:09 AM  

Dahnkster: [s3.media.squarespace.com image 400x400]
WTF, If she was letting this douche nozzle stick poke his vienna sausage in, why not a handsome guy like me?
[fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net image 259x368]


Chicks that Douchenoozle Spade has banged:

LINK

/He's like a Pro version of Wilmer Valderrama
 
2012-01-13 11:42:46 AM  
To Heather: Amateur! You can't hold your pill and booze. Pussy! Throw in some coke and big ol' bag of herbs then call me.

To Farkers: Don't be jealous of Spade. If you were him, you would be banging the hell out of hot chicks too.

Why do chicks fall for him? I do not know....but there must be something. Probably money or a inconceivably big wang!

INCONCEIVABLE!!!
 
2012-01-13 12:00:54 PM  
I would still disappoint her. Vigorously.
 
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