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		Heather Locklear hospitalized for Rx drugs and alcohol overdose at 2 in the afternoon. Hey, it's 5 o'clock somewhere (tmz.com)		56
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Roook

2012-01-12 08:10:26 PM

Heather was at the Lakers game Tuesday night ... hanging with a friend, who was playfully trying to take away her beverage. It's unclear if there drink contained alcohol

Looks pretty clear to me.

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-12 08:14:16 PM

I wonder what Woody Harrelson slipped her at the game...

AbbeySomeone

2012-01-12 08:17:33 PM

Xanax and vodka, a bored housewife's best friend.

She goes running for the shelter of her mother's little helper...

basemetal

2012-01-12 11:00:47 PM

Meh, you knew she was a party girl.

JerkyMeat

2012-01-12 11:46:20 PM

She's a skank, too bad she didn't succeed at ODing

cryinoutloud

2012-01-12 11:46:59 PM

Good for you, honey. Life is hard.

BalugaJoe

2012-01-12 11:48:17 PM

She supports Romney.

Le Bomb Suprize

2012-01-12 11:59:50 PM

I'd give her a savaging.

Lost_in_Korea

2012-01-13 12:08:44 AM

Damn. If I had known that she would react like that I would not have dumped her so unceremoniously after having my way with her over and over and over and over and over...

/In my dreams, anyway

serial arseonist

2012-01-13 12:09:34 AM

INVISIBLE PENIS

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Kurmudgeon

2012-01-13 12:10:41 AM

Dahnkster

2012-01-13 12:12:46 AM

I thought she was hooked up with Jack Wagner from 'Bold and Beautiful'. Kids, I know each of you has that special celebrity 'crush'. But mine has always been Heather. I think she is beautiful. If she likes to have orgasms, I would make it my life's work to give them to her.
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Porous Horace

2012-01-13 12:20:10 AM

Mmmm.... Leather Hocklear.

Apos

2012-01-13 12:36:23 AM

BalugaJoe: She supports Romney.

...and I'd gladly support her on Election Night. And every night thereafter.

Errk

2012-01-13 12:36:46 AM

I'd enter her...in rehab.

Moonk

2012-01-13 12:37:40 AM

she should have never broken up with Billy Joel, he even wrote her a song, Downtown Girl.

zato_ichi

2012-01-13 12:39:49 AM

This is about 20 years too late for anyone to care.

fearmongert

2012-01-13 12:40:49 AM

Moonk: she should have never broken up with Billy Joel, he even wrote her a song, Downtown Girl.

No, you're thinking of the song about Heidi Klum. Heather Locklear dated Nikki Six from Mettallica.

rocky_howard

2012-01-13 12:42:19 AM

Heather Locklear

Heath Ledger

Coincidence? I think not.

Dahnkster

2012-01-13 12:42:53 AM

BalugaJoe: She supports Romney.

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We'd move to Japan and evely day wourd be erection day, Daniel san!

CowboyNinjaD

2012-01-13 12:46:41 AM

How did her and Charlie Sheen never end up together? I know they used to be on Spin City together, and I think I remember reading somewhere that they've remained friends over the years.

I feel like if they got together, they'd have the most awesome three-month marriage ever (obviously a 4 a.m. Vegas ceremony), at the end of which they'd both be dead. But it would be worth it.

I don't know, call me a romantic.

Dahnkster

2012-01-13 12:46:53 AM

rocky_howard:

Heather Locklear

Heath Ledger

Coincidence? I think not.

Hoth Lager?
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Gunderson

2012-01-13 12:47:54 AM

I was more into the other Heather from that era.

Dahnkster

2012-01-13 12:54:15 AM

WTF, If she was letting this douche nozzle stick poke his vienna sausage in, why not a handsome guy like me?
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DoblerMeyer

2012-01-13 12:59:46 AM

It's ok folks! She and Richie made a back up, so if we lose the original, we'll be alright. Thank goodness she takes after her mom! And yes, I realize she's like 14. I'm thinking long term results here.

video man

2012-01-13 01:56:37 AM

Yeah, on the east coast. Maybe her internal drinking clock was still set on EST.

InmanRoshi

2012-01-13 02:07:01 AM

Wow, you guys are harsh. I hope you never experience the pain of going from a 10 to a solid 8.5. Put yourself in her shoes. She's gone from dating cheesy glam rockers to dating washed up cheesy glam rockers.

Dahnkster

2012-01-13 02:42:47 AM

InmanRoshi: Put yourself in her shoes...

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God knows I've tried! But she has such tiny feet!

B.L.Z. Bub

2012-01-13 02:43:03 AM

So it took, I'm estimating, 6 hours for Fark to choose a headline about this and this is the best the community could come up with? Weak.

WayToBlue

2012-01-13 02:48:14 AM

Smart move admitting her there, it should buy them another season at least.

Dahnkster

2012-01-13 03:25:37 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: So it took, I'm estimating, 6 hours for Fark to choose a headline about this and this is the best the community could come up with? Weak.

Maybe DoblerMeyer can come up with one....

Melrose cutie with smokin' booty is now so wild I'd fark her child!

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indeebud

2012-01-13 04:18:07 AM

She's always conducted herself as the more steady half of her unions. She's no stranger to Hollywood as her mother has worked for the industry all her life. But I suppose it was inevitable the perfect crystal was bound to crack. Still, I have a lot of respect and admiration for Heather. She's not a cheap groupie and she's not a tacky celebrity. I wish her well.

Sorry I don't have any smarmy or witty comments to satisfy the under 20 and still a virgin crowd here.

Moonk

2012-01-13 04:59:08 AM

indeebud: She's always conducted herself as the more steady half of her unions. She's no stranger to Hollywood as her mother has worked for the industry all her life. But I suppose it was inevitable the perfect crystal was bound to crack. Still, I have a lot of respect and admiration for Heather. She's not a cheap groupie and she's not a tacky celebrity. I wish her well.

Sorry I don't have any smarmy or witty comments to satisfy the under 20 and still a virgin crowd here.

Please, it is the older ones that have a greater supply of snark.

stoli n coke

2012-01-13 06:10:55 AM

fearmongert: Moonk: she should have never broken up with Billy Joel, he even wrote her a song, Downtown Girl.

No, you're thinking of the song about Heidi Klum. Heather Locklear dated Nikki Six from Mettallica.

Yeah, but now it looks like she's the one getting knocked "Round and Round," to paraphrase one of her ex's songs.

dang sure

2012-01-13 06:31:49 AM

great girl,

just got a problem with weight control

about as normal as you're permitted in appearance industry

rogue49

2012-01-13 07:03:01 AM

stoli n coke: fearmongert: Moonk: she should have never broken up with Billy Joel, he even wrote her a song, Downtown Girl.

No, you're thinking of the song about Heidi Klum. Heather Locklear dated Nikki Six from Mettallica.

Yeah, but now it looks like she's the one getting knocked "Round and Round," to paraphrase one of her ex's songs.

hmm...

HotIgneous Intruder

2012-01-13 08:12:32 AM

Crazy drunk chick eyes.
Just another Hollywood waste case.

HotIgneous Intruder

2012-01-13 08:14:07 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: So it took, I'm estimating, 6 hours for Fark to choose a headline about this and this is the best the community could come up with? Weak.

That assumes talent on the desk. Never assume.

Impasse

2012-01-13 08:23:19 AM

B.L.Z. Bub: So it took, I'm estimating, 6 hours for Fark to choose a headline about this and this is the best the community could come up with? Weak.

You'll get over it.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-13 08:40:03 AM

She needs my dick in her mouth, not Xanax.

SDRR

2012-01-13 08:55:51 AM

booksmart

2012-01-13 09:18:42 AM

Gunderson: [i2.listal.com image 640x989]

I was more into the other Heather from that era.

That's a "Penis goes where?!" look if I ever saw one...

Row1Boston

2012-01-13 10:13:33 AM

Gunderson SmartestFunniest 2012-01-13 12:47:54 AM
I was more into the other Heather from that era.

Agreed. I had dthis one on my bedroom wall. If the handtowels could speak.

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Mr.Poops

2012-01-13 10:25:18 AM

I never thought she was all that, but her eyes and smile will steal your soul!

urban.derelict

2012-01-13 10:28:33 AM

SDRR: images.uulyrics.com

i have that album.

/that is all

supersucker

2012-01-13 10:56:16 AM

fearmongert: Moonk: she should have never broken up with Billy Joel, he even wrote her a song, Downtown Girl.

No, you're thinking of the song about Heidi Klum. Heather Locklear dated Nikki Sixx from ~~Mettallica~~ Motley Crue.

FTFY...your welcome.

ihatedumbpeople

2012-01-13 11:06:04 AM

Roook: Heather was at the Lakers game Tuesday night ... hanging with a friend, who was playfully trying to take away her beverage. It's unclear if there drink contained alcohol

Looks pretty clear to me.

Done in one.

Gunderson

2012-01-13 11:16:09 AM

Dahnkster: [s3.media.squarespace.com image 400x400]
WTF, If she was letting this douche nozzle stick poke his vienna sausage in, why not a handsome guy like me?
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Chicks that Douchenoozle Spade has banged:

LINK

/He's like a Pro version of Wilmer Valderrama

El Pelon

2012-01-13 11:42:46 AM

To Heather: Amateur! You can't hold your pill and booze. Pussy! Throw in some coke and big ol' bag of herbs then call me.

To Farkers: Don't be jealous of Spade. If you were him, you would be banging the hell out of hot chicks too.

Why do chicks fall for him? I do not know....but there must be something. Probably money or a inconceivably big wang!

INCONCEIVABLE!!!

BigMevy

2012-01-13 12:00:54 PM

I would still disappoint her. Vigorously.

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