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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener

2012-01-12 07:57:17 PM

*clicks article*

Oh, it's a fluff piece.

shanrick

2012-01-12 09:54:26 PM

ahh... neck tattoos.

brantgoose

2012-01-12 11:39:58 PM

What is the right cycle to use for home invaders? Regular or heavy load?

gojirast

2012-01-12 11:46:54 PM

Ah, too bad "riddled with bullets and deceased" wasn't part of that.

encyclopediaplushuman

2012-01-12 11:48:50 PM

Sound like a cheap porno

anuran

2012-01-12 11:55:12 PM

Pity the dryer was off at the time

Bucky Katt

2012-01-13 12:07:02 AM

Hmmm it's usually damp & dull in Sarasota

The water was cold

2012-01-13 12:09:47 AM

Mr. Snicket?

screwzloos

2012-01-13 12:17:34 AM

I would've just leaned against the door and started it on high.

It must have been a suicide. Such a shame.

Anagrammer

2012-01-13 12:26:28 AM

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: *clicks article*

Oh, it's a fluff piece.

If that station didn't do so many fluff pieces, they probably wouldn't be about to fold.

the_chief

2012-01-13 12:38:19 AM

I'm going to shove my butt up your nose.

eeeleeet

2012-01-13 12:52:47 AM

I knew a kid in college that got busted at a big fraternity party and tried to pull this but hilariously he was a big guy. Luckily I had to work that night but he got caught along with 50 other kids who got minors.

Guess_Who

2012-01-13 12:57:05 AM

Go ahead, feel how soft he is. I dare you.

Dahnkster

2012-01-13 01:01:27 AM

I'll tumble 4 ya!

Isildur

2012-01-13 01:09:55 AM

What a dingbat. I can't wait to hear how his lawyer tries to spin this.

Isildur

2012-01-13 01:12:04 AM

He's headed for the clingk.

KrispyKritter

2012-01-13 01:19:27 AM

good luck if Maytag repairman has jury duty.

Isildur

2012-01-13 01:21:43 AM

Apparently he comes with a long wrap sheet

matthew_tray

2012-01-13 01:52:54 AM

I wonder if the call him Snuggle in prison.

urban.derelict

2012-01-13 01:56:25 AM

the_chief: I'm going to shove my butt up your nose.

"That son of a b*tch took a sh*t in our dryer!"

/"I'm calling the police."

Day_Old_Dutchie

2012-01-13 06:41:24 AM

CAT FUD=>....CAT FUD=>....CAT FUD=>....
"oh, please"

carrion_luggage

2012-01-13 08:50:27 AM

It's not his fault, he obviously suffers from Downy's Syndrome.

dsade

2012-01-13 10:03:28 AM

encyclopediaplushuman: Sound like a cheap porno

Smelling like Lemon is an excuse to have a party.

malkore

2012-01-13 11:20:47 AM

What fabric softener smells 'lemony'? Submitter clearly has never done laundry, and I'm surprised none of you noticed.

/April Fresh
//Snuggly Soft
///so many good options, and you chose a dishwashing detergent scent

HiFiGuy

2012-01-13 12:21:54 PM

malkore: What fabric softener smells 'lemony'? Submitter clearly has never done laundry, and I'm surprised none of you noticed.

/April Fresh
//Snuggly Soft
///so many good options, and you chose a dishwashing detergent scent

Came here to say this... +1

McNignog

2012-01-13 01:13:37 PM

Was he missing a sock when they apprehended him?

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