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(Mayors Manor) Sappy After hurting his back eating flapjacks and getting ridiculed by the hockey world, Kings LW Dustin Penner says he'll host a charity pancake breakfast. Kudos to an athlete who can laugh at himself; hope he doesn't waffle on the gig   (mayorsmanor.com) divider line 74
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Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 07:13:09 PM
He could use some reinforcements.

img51.imageshack.us
 
GoldSpider
2012-01-12 07:20:20 PM
+1 for appropriate use of img1.fark.net.
 
becksellent
2012-01-12 07:21:24 PM
GoldSpider: +1 for appropriate use of [Sappy tag].

Wow, I didn't even see what subby did there until you pointed it out. Now I feel dumb.

/also approve
//well played, subs.
 
keylock71 [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 07:25:42 PM
Heh... You got to be able to laugh at yourself. Good for him.
 
Jim from Saint Paul
2012-01-12 07:27:28 PM
The guy sounds like the Chris Kluwe of hockey. Nice.
 
Malcolm_Sex
2012-01-12 07:29:34 PM
FTFA: I'm a little hurt, to tell you the truth, that the plight of my people isn't being taken seriously.

Gold.
 
eagles95
2012-01-12 07:44:40 PM
heres is wife according to extra mustard on si.com

cdn.25stanley.com.s3.amazonaws.com
 
fatalvenom
2012-01-12 07:51:42 PM
If he played in Toronto, would he have a waffle breakfast?
 
MAYORBOB
2012-01-12 07:55:38 PM
Better not serve any of that racist syrup.

www.bloomingtonneeds.com
 
Peki
2012-01-12 08:07:28 PM
I think he's seen Danny Deckchair.
 
weiner dog
2012-01-12 08:11:24 PM
As a fellow sufferer of SOBS, this is duly appreciated. Hockey players are the best.
 
expobill
2012-01-12 08:13:38 PM
Sir Rupp
 
becksellent
2012-01-12 08:46:25 PM
keylock71: Heh... You got to be able to laugh at yourself. Good for him.

This. Sounds like a cool dude, good on him for turning this into something positive. :)
 
Primitive Screwhead
2012-01-12 09:00:29 PM
i36.photobucket.com
 
Flappyhead
2012-01-12 09:00:50 PM
fatalvenom: If he played in Toronto, would he have a waffle breakfast?

Up yours man.


I wanted to make the Leafs joke
 
becksellent
2012-01-12 09:01:56 PM
Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 400x288]

Beautiful. :)
 
Primitive Screwhead
2012-01-12 09:12:41 PM
Subban just got F*CKED UP!!
 
fatalvenom
2012-01-12 09:12:56 PM
Flappyhead: fatalvenom: If he played in Toronto, would he have a waffle breakfast?

Up yours man.


I wanted to make the Leafs joke

Hehe...beat ya.

/I would have posted a good waffle.gif if I was at home.
//Ferrence didn't like that Subban play
 
Primitive Screwhead
2012-01-12 09:15:28 PM
becksellent: Primitive Screwhead: [i36.photobucket.com image 400x288]

Beautiful. :)

Thank you :)
*tips hat*
 
FreakinB [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 09:19:21 PM
Hockey thread?

Isles getting some great chances to tie but Bob's standing on his head.
 
FreakinB [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 09:22:20 PM
Staios just jacked Talbot the fark up.
 
Gordie_Howe_Hat_Trick
2012-01-12 09:22:45 PM
Primitive Screwhead: Subban just got F*CKED UP!!

Well, as much as a cheap-shot throwing turtle can get farked up. What kind of man drops to the ground with both hands covering his face and then feels any bit of pride afterwards?

/Go B's
 
FreakinB [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 09:30:59 PM
Fark. Coutourier takes advantage of the Islanders pressing and puts it away with a nasty wrist shot. 3-1 Flyers with 1:30. That's all, folks. The Islanders played better overall, but Bob was amazing and the Flyers made the most of fewer chances.

And just as I'm about to post that, Tavares makes it 3-2 with 16 seconds left. Where was that 5 minutes ago?
 
fatalvenom
2012-01-12 09:32:01 PM
Mike Camm is out?
 
swahnhennessy
2012-01-12 09:32:24 PM
Cammalerri has been traded, but no one knows where to yet. He was pulled from the game and they've not yet made the announcement.
 
Backstreets
2012-01-12 09:36:21 PM
swahnhennessy: Cammalerri has been traded, but no one knows where to yet. He was pulled from the game and they've not yet made the announcement.

If so, he probably can't get out of there fast enough.

The Leaf fan in me is laughing my arse off over the Habs fiasco this year.

But as a hockey fan? I'm always disturbed when an original six team decides to engage in Harold Ballard-like behavior (and Montreal is knocking on that door). No one deserves that - even the worst of the Habs fans out there.
 
whereisian
2012-01-12 09:36:24 PM
swahnhennessy: Cammalerri has been traded, but no one knows where to yet. He was pulled from the game and they've not yet made the announcement.

Huh, look at that.

@TSNBobMcKenzie Bob McKenzie
Mike Cammalleri has been told he's been traded. Doesn't know where yet.
 
Primitive Screwhead
2012-01-12 09:42:15 PM
Gordie_Howe_Hat_Trick: Primitive Screwhead: Subban just got F*CKED UP!!

Well, as much as a cheap-shot throwing turtle can get farked up. What kind of man drops to the ground with both hands covering his face and then feels any bit of pride afterwards?

/Go B's

i36.photobucket.com

i36.photobucket.com
 
jekostas
2012-01-12 09:42:45 PM
whereisian: swahnhennessy: Cammalerri has been traded, but no one knows where to yet. He was pulled from the game and they've not yet made the announcement.

Huh, look at that.

@TSNBobMcKenzie Bob McKenzie
Mike Cammalleri has been told he's been traded. Doesn't know where yet.

Congrats to your team. They look awesome right now, BTW.

Cammalleri got sent to the team hotel mid-game and the team isn't going back after tonight's tilt against Boston.

Cold man, cold
 
expobill
2012-01-12 09:43:29 PM
Backstreets: But as a hockey fan? I'm always disturbed when an original six team decides to engage in Harold Ballard-like behavior (and Montreal is knocking on that door). No one deserves that - even the worst of the Habs fans out there.
The problem with Les habitants are the fewer Habitants playing hockey there.
/compared to the past.
 
Loomy
2012-01-12 09:47:14 PM
jekostas: whereisian: swahnhennessy: Cammalerri has been traded, but no one knows where to yet. He was pulled from the game and they've not yet made the announcement.

Huh, look at that.

@TSNBobMcKenzie Bob McKenzie
Mike Cammalleri has been told he's been traded. Doesn't know where yet.

Congrats to your team. They look awesome right now, BTW.

Cammalleri got sent to the team hotel mid-game and the team isn't going back after tonight's tilt against Boston.

Cold man, cold


But he just built a house in Montreal!

/Maybe he should've made his (fairly innocuous) 'loser' comments en français...
 
expobill
2012-01-12 09:48:23 PM
Primitive Screwhead
(re: turtle pic)
who ever PS'd that used '76 computer technology!
 
Backstreets
2012-01-12 09:50:03 PM
Cammalleri went to Calgary.

Please be for Stajan, please be for Stajan....lol

expobill: Backstreets: But as a hockey fan? I'm always disturbed when an original six team decides to engage in Harold Ballard-like behavior (and Montreal is knocking on that door). No one deserves that - even the worst of the Habs fans out there.
The problem with Les habitants are the fewer Habitants playing hockey there.
/compared to the past.

The real problem is that inmate Gauthier running the asylum. He's making John Fergurson Jr.'s time with the Leafs look like Sam Farkin' Pollack's run.
 
Primitive Screwhead
2012-01-12 09:50:40 PM
expobill: Primitive Screwhead
(re: turtle pic)
who ever PS'd that used '76 computer technology!

LMAO!
Yeah it was very Q&D :)
 
jekostas
2012-01-12 09:51:36 PM
Early reports are Cammalleri to Calgary for Bourque.
 
WordsnCollision
2012-01-12 09:54:45 PM
i.usatoday.net

/that's gotta hurt
 
snake_beater
2012-01-12 09:57:05 PM
whereisian: swahnhennessy: Cammalerri has been traded, but no one knows where to yet. He was pulled from the game and they've not yet made the announcement.

Huh, look at that.

@TSNBobMcKenzie Bob McKenzie
Mike Cammalleri has been told he's been traded. Doesn't know where yet.

Good grief, Habs.

/it's like they want to fail
 
UncleStumpy
2012-01-12 09:57:56 PM
If Cammi had made his comments in french he wouldn't have gotten traded.

gauthier is a joke
 
whereisian
2012-01-12 10:00:13 PM
jekostas: Congrats to your team. They look awesome right now, BTW.

Even when they get their asses kicked, they're fun to watch. That's all I really want. Winning if fun too though. A little concerned it's going to impact the rebuilt too much.
 
whereisian
2012-01-12 10:00:55 PM
My condolences to Habs fans. Seriously, Gauthier makes Gainey look like a genius.
 
expobill
2012-01-12 10:08:34 PM
jekostas: Early reports are Cammalleri to Calgary for Bourque.

René Bourque is from Edmonton originally and played in Madison WI for college, nice kid!
 
jekostas
2012-01-12 10:09:52 PM
To Calgary - Cammalleri, Karri Ramo, 5th rnd pick

To Montreal - Bourque, Peter Holland, 2nd rnd pick

This may be the legendary lose-lose trade.
 
fatalvenom
2012-01-12 10:10:29 PM
jekostas: Cammalleri got sent to the team hotel mid-game and the team isn't going back after tonight's tilt against Boston.

Cold man, cold


According to the Montreal media, Cammi spoke too much Québécois and the new interim coach couldn't understand him.

/obviously not really
//kinda making fun of the outrage over Montreal having a coach who doesn't speak Québécois
 
expobill
2012-01-12 10:10:32 PM
expobill: jekostas: Early reports are Cammalleri to Calgary for Bourque.

René Bourque is from Edmonton originally and played in Madison WI for college, nice kid!

Trade facts (new window)
 
Hi I'm Lauren [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 10:11:13 PM
whereisian: My condolences to Habs fans. Seriously, Gauthier makes Gainey look like a genius.

Whoa now, let's not go that far. Unless you mean Gauthier makes Gainey look like one of those Beautiful Mind geniuses who hallucinated a college roommate that told him trading for Scott Gomez would be a wonderful idea.
 
Backstreets
2012-01-12 10:12:38 PM
jekostas: To Calgary - Cammalleri, Karri Ramo, 5th rnd pick

To Montreal - Bourque, Peter Holland, 2nd rnd pick

This may be the legendary lose-lose trade.

Bourque is bigger, and has scored more goals the last few years.

But yeah, this shouldn't inspire confidence in the fans of either team.

/Cue the "But Rene speaks FRENCH!" brigade in the Montreal media
//Knows some sacrilegious Francais I'd be spewing right now if I were a Habs fan
 
expobill
2012-01-12 10:14:57 PM
Backstreets:

/Cue the "But Rene speaks FRENCH!" brigade in the Montreal media
//Knows some sacrilegious Francais I'd be spewing right now if I were a Habs fan

thought being from edmonton then to Madison WI then chicago, calgary- he's fluent in French, as he is a Franco-Albertan.
 
swahnhennessy
2012-01-12 10:16:09 PM
jekostas: This may be the legendary lose-lose trade.

I think you may be right.
 
whereisian
2012-01-12 10:17:27 PM
What's with Calgary trading for players they already got rid of?
 
Backstreets
2012-01-12 10:18:47 PM
expobill: Backstreets:

/Cue the "But Rene speaks FRENCH!" brigade in the Montreal media
//Knows some sacrilegious Francais I'd be spewing right now if I were a Habs fan

thought being from edmonton then to Madison WI then chicago, calgary- he's fluent in French, as he is a Franco-Albertan.

My point. Some will use his language skills to state Montreal made a great move.
 
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