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Rihanna: "To hell with the People's Choice Awards. I'll go the Clippers game and have my OWN awards show with blackjack and hookers... you know what? FORGET THE AWARDS SHOW"
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Disfunction
2012-01-12 06:13:37 PM
Ahhhh, screw the whole thing.
Grand_Moff_Joseph
2012-01-12 07:26:11 PM
Did someone say Blackjack and Hookers??
/Broski-Pac represent
Marshall Willenholly
2012-01-12 07:58:08 PM
You mean people still care about Rihanna and award shows?
eddievercetti
2012-01-12 08:53:27 PM
I don't blame her, the Clippers right now are more enjoyable than the awards show.
ShawnDoc
2012-01-12 09:13:01 PM
Wait, when did people start attending Clippers games?
mrshowrules
2012-01-12 09:26:03 PM
useless without pics
basemetal
2012-01-12 09:55:16 PM
Point is, Rihanna actually won the People's Choice Award for "Favorite R&B Artist" -- but did she violate some unspoken code of ethics by skipping out on the show ... just to chill?
No. Because the "People's Choice Awards" are stupid.
Hah ha ha ha ha !
FreakinB
2012-01-12 09:56:51 PM
ShawnDoc
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Wait, when did people start attending Clippers games?
It started when they got this guy
(new window)...
And then shot through the roof when they got this guy
(new window).
The Incredible Sexual Egg
2012-01-12 10:17:11 PM
FreakinB
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ShawnDoc: Wait, when did people start attending Clippers games?
It started when they got this guy (new window)...
And then shot through the roof when they got this guy (new window).
If I possessed Blake Griffin's abilities, my goal each and every game would be to break the backboard a la NBA Jam
Apos
2012-01-12 10:20:27 PM
I was about to give her major props-until I learned that this Bieber twerp did the same thing. Damn it,I hate to withold praise.
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-12 10:26:22 PM
Attention fugly Jamaicans: no one gives a shiat what you have to say.
Sincerely,
Smart people
duckpoopy
2012-01-12 10:29:15 PM
Get a nose job, then we'll talk.
Gunny Highway
2012-01-12 10:35:43 PM
Grand_Moff_Joseph
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Did someone say Blackjack and Hookers??
[i1122.photobucket.com image 207x125]
/Broski-Pac represent
Somehow I knew I would find you in here.
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-12 11:02:47 PM
B-list talent have a hard time getting tickets for the Lakers.
Quantum Apostrophe
2012-01-12 11:04:54 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
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Attention fugly Jamaicans: no one gives a shiat what you have to say.
Sincerely,
Smart people
Attention "smart people": Rihanna is from Barbados.
Gunny Highway
2012-01-12 11:10:41 PM
Quantum Apostrophe
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Teen Wolf Blitzer: Attention fugly Jamaicans: no one gives a shiat what you have to say.
Sincerely,
Smart people
Attention "smart people": Rihanna is from Barbados.
cryinoutloud
2012-01-12 11:30:35 PM
Apos
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I was about to give her major props-until I learned that this Bieber twerp did the same thing. Damn it,I hate to withold praise.
AND Katie Perry, and she won several awards. That show must have sucked.
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-12 11:32:27 PM
cryinoutloud
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AND Katie Perry, and she won several awards. That show must have sucked
Kate Perry should win a couple of Golden Globe awards.
Dr J Zoidberg
2012-01-12 11:35:19 PM
duckpoopy
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Get a nose job, then we'll talk.
mrshowrules
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useless without pics
[www.theredpin.com image 375x500]
Elzar
2012-01-12 11:35:30 PM
Award shows are simply media self-fellating on reality tv - everyone watching deserves the bucket-loads of rancid jizz they'll absorb through their eyeballs and ears...
cryinoutloud
2012-01-13 12:01:30 AM
Harry_Seldon
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cryinoutloud: AND Katie Perry, and she won several awards. That show must have sucked
Kate Perry should win a couple of Golden Globe awards.
She won the Best Personality award, the Most Popular award, the Prettiest Hair, and the Nicest Dress award. This is why no one takes the People's Choice Awards seriously.
fusillade762
2012-01-13 12:02:56 AM
Gunny Highway
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Quantum Apostrophe: Teen Wolf Blitzer: Attention fugly Jamaicans: no one gives a shiat what you have to say.
Sincerely,
Smart people
Attention "smart people": Rihanna is from Barbados.
[images.wikia.com image 382x286]
Sweet tornadoes of Barbados!
Harry_Seldon
2012-01-13 12:07:07 AM
cryinoutloud
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Harry_Seldon: cryinoutloud: AND Katie Perry, and she won several awards. That show must have sucked
Kate Perry should win a couple of Golden Globe awards.
She won the Best Tits
Personality
award, the Most Popular Tits award, the Prettiest Tits
Hair
, and the Nicest Tits
Dress
award. This is why no one takes the People's Choice Awards seriously.
padraig
2012-01-13 01:48:36 AM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
:
Attention fugly Jamaicans: no one gives a shiat what you have to say.
Sincerely,
Smart people
Wow, that's racist.
Poison
2012-01-13 03:01:24 AM
Fark her and the Retarded People's Choice Awards.
dinwv
2012-01-13 03:59:58 AM
It's true, the PC Awards are useless and annoying. But so is Rhianna. God that broad annoys me. Can't stand to look at her OR hear her. But I *did* watch some of the awards coz........ well..... because Kaley Cuoco is absolutely farking adorable.
Macular Degenerate
2012-01-13 07:06:23 AM
Awards shows are still relevant? Particularly contrived ones like People's Choice awards? It sounds like a coupon you win at the grocery store.
MaxSupernova
2012-01-13 07:58:08 AM
Am i the only person who thinks rhianna was genetically developed for the sole purpose of hurting my ears. its hard for me to physically stand to listen to her songs. My wife likes crappy music so im used to most of that crap but there is something about rhianna that just hurts me to have to listen to her.
Amurica...Fark Ya!
2012-01-13 08:56:07 AM
Ahhh...fark.com...where herpes is sexy...
/gross
jetblack21
2012-01-13 09:00:12 AM
Amurica...Fark Ya!
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Ahhh...fark.com...where herpes is sexy...
[media.tumblr.com image 468x599]
/gross
I thought the open sore was on her right?
museamused
2012-01-13 09:33:09 AM
...and that is the last TMZ article I will ever bother to click on. What a worthless site.
charliebear
2012-01-13 09:56:26 AM
separated at birth?
groppet
2012-01-13 10:57:59 AM
I worked with Rihanna once, ONCE!! She was 17 and doing concerts in malls and the way she acted you would have thought she was Madonna. Very diva all biatchy
El Pelon
2012-01-13 11:46:14 AM
F. THAT. WHOOORE.
She likes getting smacked around. Am I the only one? Really?
midigod
2012-01-13 12:21:17 PM
MaxSupernova
:
Am i the only person who thinks rhianna was genetically developed for the sole purpose of hurting my ears. its hard for me to physically stand to listen to her songs. My wife likes crappy music so im used to most of that crap but there is something about rhianna that just hurts me to have to listen to her.
What, you don't like goats bleating?
JanusofZeal
2012-01-13 03:19:23 PM
Amurica...Fark Ya!
:
Ahhh...fark.com...where herpes is sexy...
[media.tumblr.com image 468x599]
/gross
Seeing that is interesting. She's still with Chris Brown back then. That might be a different kind of wound...
Gonad the Ballbarian
2012-01-13 05:57:57 PM
Teen Wolf Blitzer
2012-01-13 10:01:53 PM
padraig
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Teen Wolf Blitzer: Attention fugly Jamaicans: no one gives a shiat what you have to say.
Sincerely,
Smart people
Wow, that's racist.
Hey everyone, nationality = race! What an incredibly discovery!
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