If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(MSNBC) Sick Say there, Mr. Law-Abiding Citizen, having trouble finding work? Can't even get a crappy job in a call center? Maybe it's because companies are using inmates to fill positions at $0.50/hour   (usnews.msnbc.msn.com) divider line 270
More: Sick  
•       •       •

9137 clicks; posted to Main » on 12 Jan 2012 at 8:54 PM   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»   |    Get this fabulous T-Shirt and impress the methane out of your friends! shirt it!



270 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | » | Last | Show all
 
2012-01-12 04:10:31 PM
Did anyone ever figure out what those Occupy Wall Street goofs were upset about?
 
2012-01-12 04:36:19 PM
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Did anyone ever figure out what those Occupy Wall Street goofs were upset about?

Republicans are eying them as perfect laborers; once they get incarcerated.

www.trapperman.com
 
2012-01-12 04:41:28 PM
wanna know why cannabis will never be legal? there ya go...non-violent drug offenses carry heavy prison terms and provide a cheap labor pool for our corporate masters.
 
2012-01-12 04:58:31 PM
Can I get your credit card number, please?

/I'll also need the expiration date and the security code
//trust me
 
2012-01-12 05:00:43 PM
Okay.

For those of you who haven't figured it out yet, the only way to make a company NOT do something profitable, but harmful to society, is to make that thing ILLEGAL.

And then you have to CONSTANTLY CHECK AND RE-CHECK to make sure they aren't farking doing it anyway.
 
2012-01-12 05:00:59 PM
Ahhhhhh slave labor.
 
2012-01-12 05:08:48 PM
Ohhhh, shiat. Let the good times roll.
 
2012-01-12 05:27:28 PM
freemasonry.bcy.ca

Knows all about having a cheap pool of labour.

/hot like a fart in the wind
 
2012-01-12 05:39:22 PM
miss diminutive: [freemasonry.bcy.ca image 640x487]

Knows all about having a cheap pool of labour.

/hot like a fart in the wind



I came here for that reference, and I leave satisfied.
 
2012-01-12 05:40:24 PM
I don't know. The whole 50 cents thing I have a hard time with, but I'd rather inmatess get training in a real job setting rather than non-skilled busywork like cleaning toilets.
 
2012-01-12 05:42:19 PM
downstairs: I don't know. The whole 50 cents thing I have a hard time with, but I'd rather inmatess get training in a real job setting rather than non-skilled busywork like cleaning toilets.

Whatever would you want skilled slaves for? We have grad students for that.
 
2012-01-12 05:47:46 PM
The university I work for has a huge botanical garden set up down south of here, just about all of the under-gardeners are former inmates on work-release programs. I have seen several stay on after their time is up, and one of the design coordinators was a work-release fellow about a few years ago. I have no problem with it, especially as most of the outside hires don't hang arpound for too long, because public service doesn't pay much. I figure most of the guys who stay on do so because disclosing a felony will end up costing you an interview at most places.
 
2012-01-12 06:03:44 PM
if it's good for the corporations, it's good for america.

/now only if we can crush some more unions
//maybe turn saturday back into a work day
///if one day of rest was good enough for god, it's good enough for workers
////slashies
 
2012-01-12 06:09:19 PM
www.friendscafe.org

OZ did it
 
2012-01-12 06:16:16 PM
i386.photobucket.com
 
2012-01-12 06:20:39 PM
Weaver95: wanna know why cannabis will never be legal? there ya go...non-violent drug offenses carry heavy prison terms and provide a cheap labor pool for our corporate masters.

Your paranoia is an inspiration to the legalize marijuana movement.
 
2012-01-12 06:26:29 PM
 
2012-01-12 06:26:39 PM
profile.ak.fbcdn.net

Work furloughs are a valuable economic resource !
 
2012-01-12 06:27:15 PM
i43.tinypic.com

Henry Brubaker: Hey. Can we talk?
Walter: Who the fark are you? I want the man!
Henry Brubaker: I am. I am the man. I'm the new warden here. My name's Henry Brubaker.
Walter: [throws Bullen and advances on Brubaker] Man, don't be farking with my head. 'New warden' my ass!
Henry Brubaker: It's true - I swear it.
Walter: Then how come you look like a scumbag?
Henry Brubaker: 'Cause I'm fooling those guys out there.
 
2012-01-12 06:28:12 PM
Lucky LaRue: Weaver95: wanna know why cannabis will never be legal? there ya go...non-violent drug offenses carry heavy prison terms and provide a cheap labor pool for our corporate masters.

Your paranoia is an inspiration to the legalize marijuana movement.


Really? Anyone who thinks prison isn't a profit center for private companies just isn't paying attention.
 
2012-01-12 06:29:42 PM
And we call ourselves a civilized society? What happened to rehabilitation and turning them into productive citizens? With all of their time taken up in this way, when they're eventually released, how are these inmates ever going to be able to fit in to civilized society? I mean, they worked in a call center!
 
2012-01-12 06:37:26 PM
Shipping jobs to China. Shipping jobs to India. Shipping jobs to prisons.

All so the 1% can get richer.

And millions of working- and middle-class Americans are going to vote R...just like the 1% want them to.

We're fkn doomed.
 
2012-01-12 06:40:14 PM
There is good money to be mad off these unsavory characters! Prison is a business, a modern day plantation. Gotta keep those slave ships cop cars moving, they always need new darkie druggie labor.
 
2012-01-12 07:03:11 PM
Theaetetus: And we call ourselves a civilized society?

The Romans called themselves a civilized society. They regularly staged public performances of wild beasts raping women to death.

Theaetetus: What happened to rehabilitation and turning them into productive citizens?

That's never been a goal of our prison system. We're too puritanical for that. The purpose of prison is punishment, a state-run vicarious outlet for all our hatreds and frustrations. Vendetta in a pretty wrapper.

Face it, those in power have lost all fear of the people, and until they regain it, we continue a slow slide to totalitarianism.
 
2012-01-12 07:06:38 PM
I knew it was just a matter of time before Fiddy Cent went to jail.
 
2012-01-12 07:10:41 PM
Occam's Chainsaw: Theaetetus: And we call ourselves a civilized society?

The Romans called themselves a civilized society. They regularly staged public performances of wild beasts raping women to death.


not ripping? i mean, i know the romans are sick bastards, but...
 
2012-01-12 07:14:04 PM
A Fark Handle: not ripping? i mean, i know the romans are sick bastards, but...

Either/or/both, depending on the day and ruler.
 
2012-01-12 07:32:21 PM
Microsoft, Costco, Dell, Walmart, Starbucks, Victoria's Secret, Jansport, Nintendo, Boeing, MicroJet and JC Penny have all used slave, uh, prison labor.

Federal Prison Industries, a.k.a. Unicor, says that in addition to soldiers' uniforms, bedding, shoes, helmets, and flak vests, inmates have produced missile cables used in the Patriot missile and wiring harnesses for jets and tanks.

At California's prison dental laboratory, inmates produce a complete prosthesis selection, including custom trays, try-ins, bite blocks, and dentures. Also? Each month, California inmates process more than 680,000 pounds of beef, 400,000 pounds of chicken products, 450,000 gallons of milk, 280,000 loaves of bread, and 2.9 million eggs (from 160,000 inmate-raised hens).

Yummy, yummy slave labor.
 
2012-01-12 07:34:12 PM
downstairs: I don't know. The whole 50 cents thing I have a hard time with, but I'd rather inmatess get training in a real job setting rather than non-skilled busywork like cleaning toilets.

I would rather have someone come straight out of prison and clean my toilet than plop into a chair, strap on a headset and call me with an offer to switch my mobile carrier.

(or possibly plop into a mobile toilet, call me on a headset and clean their strap-on.)
 
2012-01-12 07:43:19 PM
USA USA USA!!!!
 
2012-01-12 08:11:43 PM
A market research call center I worked for (it's no longer in business) was doing this back in the mid-90s with inmates in the Snake River Correctional Institution. That was bad enough, but when the story originally broke on either 20/20 or 60 Minutes, we'd get asked if we were performing surveys from a prison.

Even worse, the owner of the call center decided to let the inmates do surveys for our second biggest client, the Cartoon Network. We were doing a survey called Family Panel where we'd do a monthly survey with all the family members from age 6 on up as to their TV viewing habits. These were people that had been recruited from applications they had made to the Cartoon Network. Needless to say, the Cartoon Network was none too pleased that inmates were not only interviewing young children, but these inmates also had access to all sorts of personal information about each family. Names, ages, addresses, phone numbers. And if all that wasn't bad enough, one of the wives started getting unwelcome letters from the inmate who had interviewed her.

Long story short, the company got sued by not only the Cartoon Network (breach of trust, breach of contract, etc.), but the family who had the unwelcome contact from the inmate threatened to sue not just the company I worked for, but Cartoon Network too. They ended up settling out of court with our company, the suit was dropped against the Cartoon Network.
 
2012-01-12 08:28:59 PM
Weaver95: wanna know why cannabis will never be legal? there ya go...non-violent drug offenses carry heavy prison terms and provide a cheap labor pool for our corporate masters.

1. Lock people up for bs crimes in a private prison.
2. Toss them back in when they can't pay their fines or afford mandatory 'counseling'
3. Use them as cheap labor.
4 PROFIT!

Yes, people need job skills but this is madness.
 
2012-01-12 08:32:28 PM
They run out of license plates?
 
2012-01-12 08:34:22 PM
Theaetetus: And we call ourselves a civilized society? What happened to rehabilitation and turning them into productive citizens? With all of their time taken up in this way, when they're eventually released, how are these inmates ever going to be able to fit in to civilized society? I mean, they worked in a call center!

Did you not RTFA? It's not about the abysmally low wages, it is about training them to fit into an outsourced or minimum wage society.

This might make for an english speaking call center, maybe.
 
2012-01-12 08:57:30 PM
I'm shocked at this news.

Prison Industrial Complex (new window)
 
2012-01-12 08:58:27 PM
The First Four Black Sabbath Albums: Did anyone ever figure out what those Occupy Wall Street goofs were upset about?

LOL what?

"The U.S. government, through a 75-year-old program called Federal Prison Industries, makes about $750 million a year providing prison labor, federal records show. The great majority of those contracts are with other federal agencies for services as diverse as laundry, construction, data conversion and manufacture of emergency equipment."

Some of us said all along OWS should be protesting DC.
 
2012-01-12 08:58:36 PM
downstairs: I don't know. The whole 50 cents thing I have a hard time with, but I'd rather inmatess get training in a real job setting rather than non-skilled busywork like cleaning toilets.

Yeah, you don't want your ex-cons horning in on poor high school student's weekend money cleaning toilets at the school.
 
2012-01-12 08:59:17 PM
Weaver95: wanna know why cannabis will never be legal? there ya go...non-violent drug offenses carry heavy prison terms and provide a cheap labor pool for our corporate masters.

I refer to my earlier post. something about FEDERAL CONTRACTS. Keep blaming the corporations Weave, just keeps proving you aren't libertarian and have gone full liberal.
 
2012-01-12 09:00:03 PM
A Fark Handle: if it's good for the corporations, it's good for america.

/now only if we can crush some more unions
//maybe turn saturday back into a work day
///if one day of rest was good enough for god, it's good enough for workers
////slashies


Three, Three, ha ha ha. Three that were too lazy to read until the 3rd paragraph.
 
2012-01-12 09:00:41 PM
I think the bigger problem is them using Chinese labor at around the same price.
 
2012-01-12 09:00:44 PM
i support this over offshoring to china / india

at least these guys will be buying tube socks that go up to their knees in the USA with the money
 
2012-01-12 09:00:48 PM
FTA: The federal government calls it "the best-kept secret in outsourcing" - providing inmates to staff call centers and other services in both the private and public sectors.


Wouldn't that be insourcing?
 
2012-01-12 09:01:06 PM
Guess we didn't need that whole Civil War after all.
 
2012-01-12 09:01:24 PM
50 cents an hour? Jeesh! At least the sex is still free in prison.
 
2012-01-12 09:02:23 PM
AbbeySomeone: Weaver95: wanna know why cannabis will never be legal? there ya go...non-violent drug offenses carry heavy prison terms and provide a cheap labor pool for our corporate masters.

1. Lock people up for bs crimes in a private prison.-PROFIT
2. Use them as cheap labor.-PROFIT
3. Toss them back in when they can't pay their fines or afford mandatory 'counseling'-PROFIT
4. Use them as cheap labor.-PROFIT

Yes, people need job skills but this is madness.


FIFY
 
2012-01-12 09:02:55 PM
mitchcumstein1: [i386.photobucket.com image 519x455]

Slaves did not build the Pyramids. They were build by Egyptians. That seems to be accepted as fact at this time.
 
2012-01-12 09:03:19 PM
MyRandomName: Some of us said all along OWS should be protesting DC.

They are.
 
2012-01-12 09:03:55 PM
Sounds like a deal. Better gin up some more reasons to turn over the incarceration duties of the state to private contractors, because those tax money kickbacks aren't gonna deposit themselves.
 
2012-01-12 09:04:13 PM
So...am I the only one who knew this has been going on for the better part of two decades now?

By reading the comments, apparently so. Where the hell do you guys keep yourselves all day?
 
2012-01-12 09:05:02 PM
Starting to job hunt
/hopefully I won't have to search long enough to make me consider competing with them for a job
 
Displayed 50 of 270 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »