FARK.com: (6874981) Eels always look like they just submitted a link and are waiting for mods to greenlight

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GeeksAreMyPeeps

2012-01-12 02:05:37 PM

Their meter needs a serious fix. "LOL" is higher up than "WIN"? And how is "GEEKY" not at the top of the list?

Bathia_Mapes

2012-01-12 02:50:02 PM

Mods don't greenlight headlines, submitter. Admins do.

Because People in power are Stupid

2012-01-12 02:54:07 PM

Need some Novocaine.

MaudlinMutantMollusk

2012-01-12 02:54:36 PM

The hovercraft makes them a bit smug

unyon

2012-01-12 02:58:34 PM

And they're downright unbearable when they're around a school of rimshot fish.

gilgigamesh

2012-01-12 03:13:27 PM

Yesterday I went to the doctor I says, "Doc, help me out, when I move my dorsal fin like this it really hurts."
The doc says, "Well, your dorsal fin is fused with your caudal fin cuz you're an eel, so stop moving it like that!"
Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?
I'll be here in this coral all night folks, but please: don't try the eel.
*Ba-dum-tish*

violentsalvation

2012-01-12 03:13:41 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Mods don't greenlight headlines, submitter. Admins do.

Stupid eels.

Bathia_Mapes

2012-01-12 03:24:00 PM

violentsalvation: Bathia_Mapes: Mods don't greenlight headlines, submitter. Admins do.

Stupid eels.

Dumb, even. :-D

costermonger

2012-01-12 03:28:44 PM

Aww, it went red.

Sybarite

2012-01-12 03:40:09 PM

Uzzah

2012-01-12 04:19:01 PM

Worst. Greenlight. Ever.

change1211

2012-01-12 04:21:59 PM

Uzzah: [www.examiner.com image 590x443]

Worst. Greenlight. Ever.

Agreed, maybe they're getting paid for sending traffic to that god awful site.

Wholesale Ass

2012-01-12 04:35:24 PM

Bathia_Mapes: Mods don't greenlight headlines, submitter. Admins do.

So it wasn't THEIR fault.

GleeUnit

2012-01-12 04:36:39 PM

Yeah, can we NOT turn FARK into 'reddit lite' please? That would be grreeaatt.

daskleft

2012-01-12 04:41:09 PM

GleeUnit: Yeah, can we NOT turn FARK into 'reddit lite' please? That would be grreeaatt.

Agreed, I hate that douchey liberal atheist college student place, a lot.

MuckSP

2012-01-12 04:58:16 PM

GleeUnit: Yeah, can we NOT turn FARK into 'reddit lite' please? That would be grreeaatt.

Seriously. (as of right now) posted to Reddit 4 hours ago, submitted to Fark 40 minutes ago.

Serpoltas

2012-01-12 04:59:46 PM

Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can

Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!

MuckSP

2012-01-12 05:01:28 PM

daskleft: GleeUnit: Yeah, can we NOT turn FARK into 'reddit lite' please? That would be grreeaatt.

Agreed, I hate that douchey liberal atheist college student place, a lot.

As a liberal, atheist, college student I gladly accept your hate and will use it to power my doucheyness!

ImRonBurgundy

2012-01-12 05:22:30 PM

MuckSP: daskleft: GleeUnit: Yeah, can we NOT turn FARK into 'reddit lite' please? That would be grreeaatt.

Agreed, I hate that douchey liberal atheist college student place, a lot.

As a liberal, atheist, college student I gladly accept your hate and will use it to power my doucheyness!

Upvote

MrEricSir

2012-01-12 05:31:43 PM

daskleft: Agreed, I hate that douchey liberal atheist college student place, a lot.

So you hate people who are intelligent. What does that say about you?

Thelyphthoric

2012-01-12 05:35:42 PM

Serpoltas: Eels up inside ya
Findin an entrance where they can

Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus, eels!

It's always time for a Mighty Boosh song!

RogueVortex

2012-01-12 06:05:39 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [images.uulyrics.com image 455x455]
Need some Novocaine.

Hm. That's a good album, but I think Hombre Lobo rocks more.

/B-sides and rarities is friggin awesome, though.

violentsalvation

2012-01-12 07:02:11 PM

MuckSP: GleeUnit: Yeah, can we NOT turn FARK into 'reddit lite' please? That would be grreeaatt.

Seriously. (as of right now) posted to Reddit 4 hours ago, submitted to Fark 40 minutes ago.

This was submitted before 2pm ET. (not subby)

Sherjo311

2012-01-12 08:18:18 PM

Eels always look like they're reading an article that's already been on reddit for days before it gets posted to fark.

/i hate this place. why am i here?

destardi

2012-01-12 09:03:16 PM

Worst greenlight ever maybe, but it still got a chuckle from me.

FlashHarry

2012-01-12 09:45:13 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: [images.uulyrics.com image 455x455]
Need some Novocaine.

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