Beerguy: xanadian: Is she gonna shave his name into her pubes if they win the next game?

What evidence do you have to support the claim that she has pubes?

One doesn't need evidence when one has faith.

Forget the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I believe in Katy Perry's Wondermuff.

DNRTwholeA, but did it even mention if they had ever, you know, met?

Tat'dGreaser: His current girlfriend is actually hotter.

Is that what he calls his right hand?

Tebow, you're better than this skank. Don't do it!

Would Tebow, a self described virgin, really hook up with a scantily clothed, controversial divorcee???
I think not.

I thought the same thing. I heard a TV reporter say Tebow is "saving himself for marriage".

Tebow is still a virgin is very religious I don't see him dating someone like katy

Tebow is a virgin, and I don't think it's in the "everything but" kind of way. (But maybe that's because I actually like him.)

This boy will marry a never divorced, nice Christian girl with morals of which Katy is far from.

Holy crap there are a lot of naive people in the world.

Cubansaltyballs: xanadian: Well, she damn well can't shave TEBOW into her chest hair, now can she?

Unlikely... considering Tebow is gayer than Liberace Bachmann.

THIS! Man that lisp gets on my nerves. Just come out already Timmay.

germ78: Sorry Katy, Tebow doesn't do ladies.

/and he probably won't be happy that you kissed a girl and liked it
//and no, he didn't fark Juggs McGee

Cubansaltyballs: Unlikely... considering Tebow is gayer than Liberace Bachmann.

Morpheses: THIS! Man that lisp gets on my nerves. Just come out already Timmay.

lol at a bunch of grown ass men having an opinion of where another dude's dick goes. Sound like biatches. Especially this last guy, he's doing so much projection on male athletes he's probably about to burn his bulb out.

Why the fark did I read that? I feel 78% dumber for reading what was essentially a 14 year old playing with a folded paper fortune teller. "OOOOOH I hope little Timmy Bibletote and Katy BigTitsNoTalent hook up!!! They'd make the cuuuuuuuuutest babies!!!"

bel4sucks: lol at a bunch of grown ass men having an opinion of where another dude's dick goes. Sound like biatches. Especially this last guy, he's doing so much projection on male athletes he's probably about to burn his bulb out.

Grown-ass men or grown ass-men??? Seems like Tim might get excited about the latter...

velvet_fog: Grown-ass men or grown ass-men??? Seems like Tim might get excited about the latter...

Lol it's just funny that you or anyone else would waste a second of any day of your life caring about anyone's sex life but your own. Whiteboy suburbanite repression is funny.

bel4sucks: velvet_fog: Grown-ass men or grown ass-men??? Seems like Tim might get excited about the latter...

Lol it's just funny that you or anyone else would waste a second of any day of your life caring about anyone's sex life but your own. Whiteboy suburbanite repression is funny.

"Whiteboy"? Are you a darkie?

Someone help me out with the copypasta about Tebow pounding near beer at a party then farking a wash cloth...

The only thing they have in common is that they are both Attention Whores raised by Ultra-Christian nutbars. The only difference is that Katy didn't drink the Kool-Aid, while Tebow is hooked up to an IV filled with Rockodile Red.

Cue the "Thank you God" kid.

Tim has been in the news a lot lately so Katy could get the attention that she feels she needs. Would Katy Perry use Tim Tebow to garner attention for herself? Yes.

he does have god on his side!

bel4sucks: germ78: Sorry Katy, Tebow doesn't do ladies.

/and he probably won't be happy that you kissed a girl and liked it
//and no, he didn't fark Juggs McGee

Cubansaltyballs: Unlikely... considering Tebow is gayer than Liberace Bachmann.

Morpheses: THIS! Man that lisp gets on my nerves. Just come out already Timmay.

lol at a bunch of grown ass men having an opinion of where another dude's dick goes. Sound like biatches. Especially this last guy, he's doing so much projection on male athletes he's probably about to burn his bulb out.

Do people just randomly quote other farkers and then say whatever the fark it is that they want, or are most of the people here really this stupid?

I'm not white knighting anyone here, but god damn I am tired of reading lazy posts.

1) Calling Tebow gay isn't actually forming an opinion about being gay (while no doubt they have opinions, no one offered one)
2) Do you know what the word "projection" means?
3) U mad??

Seriously people - raise the bar. I can't really enjoy my not doing any work and screwing around time if I keep getting distracted by this inanity. This is why I don't read the politics tab anymore! Sheesh.

I will not sacrifice Katy Perry. I've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. Tebow invades my space and I fall back. Tebow assimilates entire worlds and I fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make him pay for what he's done.

TwistedFark: 1) Calling Tebow gay isn't actually forming an opinion about being gay (while no doubt they have opinions, no one offered one)

Some of the gay forums have a large majority of guys drooling over Tebow and speculating if he likes to ride boners. He's basically this year's Taylor Lautner.

I can't believe some of my queer brethren are wanking in a sock over Brendan Fraser's retarded cousin. BLECH.

Don't do it Timmy.....

germ78: Sorry Katy, Tebow doesn't do ladies.

/and he probably won't be happy that you kissed a girl and liked it
//and no, he didn't fark Juggs McGee

I have a lady friend who is not into football at all.

One day she heard this guy on the radio speaking about football and immediately her gaydar went off.

Indeed, it was Mr Tebow.

/NTTAWWT

Representative of the unwashed masses: I will not sacrifice Katy Perry. I've made too many compromises already; too many retreats. Tebow invades my space and I fall back. Tebow assimilates entire worlds and I fall back. Not again. The line must be drawn here! This far, no further! And *I* will make him pay for what he's done.

One of the best acting bits of all the post Star Trek 6 movies, and fittingly done by Stewart.

/the post-ST6 movies weren't very good, though, so gotta find those bright spots where you can
//post TNG *anything* Star Trek is pretty bad
///bite me, Niners

Mark Ratner: I just don't get the Tebow hating/troll comments.

Give the guy credit for having the balls to admit that he hasn't put the pussy on a pedestal and borked a lot of nasty, dirty women.

He's waiting for marriage and I bet his wife will help him sell his toy collection for a small fortune.

I don't get the Tebow hating either -- I think it has more to do with his exposure in the media, if anything

I'll tell you, I have plenty of friends that have put pussy on a pedestal and it has ruined their lives. My one buddy had an extremely attractive girlfriend of nearly 12 years, and he threw it all away because he slept around with numerous nasty chicks. Having this conversation the other night with him and another one of his friends, his buddy goes "Yeah that's just how it goes, marriage is over-rated -- and sometimes I see a chick and I just have to tell her "I'm gonna fark you and that's how it's going to be."

Now I'm not saying my girlfriend is the greatest thing ever, but I look at sex with her like a video game. You try to get the high score every time, and every time is a different challenge! I've had a few chances to sleep with other women in the past 6 years, but I stay true to her because my girlfriend is my best friend and it's just not worth it -- in the end it's only pussy, and if that's the only thing that drives you, you need to take that energy and put it towards something more substantial

Mr.Poops: Now I'm not saying my girlfriend is the greatest thing ever, but I look at sex with her like a video game. You try to get the high score every time, and every time is a different challenge! I've had a few chances to sleep with other women in the past 6 years, but I stay true to her because my girlfriend is my best friend and it's just not worth it -- in the end it's only pussy, and if that's the only thing that drives you, you need to take that energy and put it towards something more substantial

You sound gay.

Mark Ratner: I just don't get the Tebow hating/troll comments.

Give the guy credit for having the balls to admit that he hasn't put the pussy on a pedestal and borked a lot of nasty, dirty women.

He's waiting for marriage and I bet his wife will help him sell his toy collection for a small fortune.

Can't speak for anyone else but I hate Tebow as well as other athletes who have decided to emulate the Pharisees because they're farkin liars. In their hearts they don't believe for a second that their success is attributable to God. They know it's because of push ups, watching film and weighlifting and getting up at 5:00 a.m. to run their asses off.

If they truly believed that success on the field stemmed from piety then they would skip the workout and leave it to prayer alone to win games. There entire public persona is bullshiat.

What's more when Tebow throws 317 yards we're to take that as a sign of God's existence. When Brady runs up 666 yards on Denver this weekend it won't somehow demonstrate the opposite.

Shut up and play football, jackasses.

I think her parents are looking to put the Christian back in her... pun intended.

There is a lack of pictures in this thread

TwistedFark: Do people just randomly quote other farkers and then say whatever the fark it is that they want, or are most of the people here really this stupid?

I'm not white knighting anyone here, but god damn I am tired of reading lazy posts.

1) Calling Tebow gay isn't actually forming an opinion about being gay (while no doubt they have opinions, no one offered one)
2) Do you know what the word "projection" means?
3) U mad??

Seriously people - raise the bar. I can't really enjoy my not doing any work and screwing around time if I keep getting distracted by this inanity. This is why I don't read the politics tab anymore! Sheesh.

Oh boy another wannabe substitute teacher who thinks they're smarter than anyone else. Alright biatch.

First off, I didn't say that shiat. I said worrying about anyone else's sexual orientation for even a second makes you a biatch. Because it does. Worry about your own genitals, not anyone else.

Second, the poster I was referencing to immediately calls out athletes for being gay, especially if there is a post or picture of said athlete without his shirt on. It sounds like projection to me.

Third, why the fark would i be mad? My team won a playoff game, and they hadn't done that in years. Plus it's funny to see a bunch of washed up fortysomethings who realize the world has passed them by and now have to hate EVERYTHING.

Go back to minding your own business ho.

Blathering Idjut: What's more when Tebow throws 317 yards we're to take that as a sign of God's existence. When Brady runs up 666 yards on Denver this weekend it won't somehow demonstrate the opposite.

I thought we all took as a given that Brady had made a pact with Satan.

TravisBickle62: "Whiteboy"? Are you a darkie?

LOL damn grandpa darkie? Seriously? No I'm a Caucasian, you're a biatch ass whiteboy. There's a difference.

Mark Ratner: I just don't get the Tebow hating/troll comments.

Give the guy credit for having the balls to admit that he hasn't put the pussy on a pedestal and borked a lot of nasty, dirty women.

He's waiting for marriage and I bet his wife will help him sell his toy collection for a small fortune.

So he's dating Catherine Keener?