They should make them all stay in the same room. THAT would be torture.

"Under the resolution, the national party will make sure Florida's delegates have poor seating and poor hotel options"

...by holding the meeting in Tampa instead of Orlando.

stpauler: They will also be only able to pick from Tier II hookers which include one or more of the following:
1) Yeasty odor
2) Jagged or sharp teeth
3) Narcolepsy

Thing is, that's probably a SELLING POINT for these clients... *barf*

Diogenes: AlwaysRightBoy: Diogenes: And after we handed them Bush in 2000. Talk about gratitude!

Ha! Always knew you were a Bushie!

/ sorry.. jk

Don't blame me. I voted for Kodos.

Never pick the lesser of two evils, now you know for next time...

I can't help but wonder just how petty Republicans are going to get with this inner-party catfighting.

Did Florida REALLY not learn about holding early primaries in 2008?

Diogenes: Strolpol: I can't help but wonder just how petty Republicans are going to get with this inner-party catfighting.

This is nothing. They could have reduced the FL delegates are removed them completely.

I think they are still planning on doing that.

FTA:The state is expected to lose half its 99 delegates as a result of its decision to hold the Republican presidential primary on Jan. 31.

/I'd hate to be the half delegate, it sounds painful

stpauler: They will also be only able to pick from Tier II hookers which include one or more of the following:
1) Michelle Malkin
2) Ann Coulter
3) Rush Limbaugh

FTFY

Oh no don't throw me in the Brier Patch.

Who do you think is going to be having the best parties, the best food, the best whores. The local cause they know who to talk to.

GOP not going to reduce number of delegates for Romney. Especially in an election where many of the delegates are gonna have to wear clothespins on their noses just to vote for Mormon Obamacare McBain (cuz' he ain't Christian enough, cuz' he ain't gay hatin' enough, and cuz' he ain't conservative enough).
I think it is a brilliant move by the GOP to nominate a man who equates the Bible with the Book of Mormon. My fundie and evangelical friends here in Hooterville, basically equate Mormonism with cult-like status. (Somewhere between Jehovah's Witnesses and Scientology). You know, I always hear people say, this country needs a president who's a multi-millionaire who got rich as a job-killing corporate raider. Given the fact Floridians elected Rick Scott, a man who made millions defrauding the Federal government and MEDICARE as the current governor; is anybody really surprised at the stupidity of the only state to have its own FARK tag?
You know who's really getting popular with the Florida confederates? Ron Paul! I said, RON PAUL!

Weep for us... but still come and spend money here, touristas!

deschinc: stpauler: They will also be only able to pick from Tier II hookers which include one or more of the following:
1) Michelle Malkin
2) Ann Coulter
3) Rush Limbaugh

FTFY

I don't know. I bet Ann's got a real tight bunghole. Sure, the penis will get in the way, but if you strap that penis down and gag her, could be some quality anal.

stpauler: They will also be only able to pick from Tier II hookers which include one or more of the following:
1) Yeasty odor
2) Jagged or sharp teeth
3) Narcolepsy

You sick, magnificent bastard.

KierzanDax: deschinc: stpauler: They will also be only able to pick from Tier II hookers which include one or more of the following:
1) Michelle Malkin
2) Ann Coulter
3) Rush Limbaugh

FTFY

I don't know. I bet Ann's got a real tight bunghole. Sure, the penis will get in the way, but if you strap that penis down and gag her, could be some quality anal.

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