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PizzaJedi81

2012-01-12 12:27:07 PM

I'd tie her up, if ya know what I mean, and I think you do.

/oblig (new window)

R.A.Danny

2012-01-12 12:42:38 PM

PizzaJedi81: /oblig (new window)

Hey, I'M supposed to post that in every Kate Upton thread!

Sexiest SFW video on the planet.

PizzaJedi81

2012-01-12 01:02:38 PM

R.A.Danny: PizzaJedi81: /oblig (new window)

Hey, I'M supposed to post that in every Kate Upton thread!

Sexiest SFW video on the planet.

As long as it gets in there, does it matter who sticks it in?

/I'd get it in her, if ya know what I mean and I think you do.

Apos

2012-01-12 03:19:12 PM

Kate Upton? Automatic bookmark.

chevydeuce

2012-01-12 03:20:54 PM

i did not and still don't know who Kate Upton is....but thanks for the link

mitchcumstein1

2012-01-12 03:22:54 PM

chevydeuce: i did not and still don't know who Kate Upton is....but thanks for the link

If only there was some way to...I don't know, "search" for information about her.

Apos

2012-01-12 03:23:44 PM

I'd like to do something fun with her puppies....

scottydoesntknow

2012-01-12 03:25:28 PM

chevydeuce: i did not and still don't know who Kate Upton is....but thanks for the link

Her wiki lists her as a model and actress. The model part I definitely see, but calling her an actress is a bit of a stretch.

Upton's acting debut was in the film "Tower Heist", as Mr. Hightower's Mistress.[16] She followed up with an appearance in "The Three Stooges" as Sister Bernice.[17]

Saying that, Fist of Angry God, etc.

FinFangFark

2012-01-12 03:30:30 PM

Someone say Kate Upton?

Yeah, definitely a bookmark.

Rickj

2012-01-12 03:30:56 PM

I'd give her the best 8 seconds of my life.

Jake Havechek

2012-01-12 03:32:28 PM

Giggity!

peterthx

2012-01-12 03:36:09 PM

She seems to have a natural abundance of mammary material which is unusual for a female of her build.

a.abcnews.com

/I LIKE it!

Benjamin Stone

2012-01-12 03:39:38 PM

Link (new window) (PNSFW)

/you're welcome

scottydoesntknow

2012-01-12 03:42:15 PM

peterthx: She seems to have a natural abundance of mammary material which is unusual for a female of her build.

[a.abcnews.com image 531x411]

/I LIKE it!

Is she supposed to be a nun? What's with the headgear?

madcan34

2012-01-12 03:43:47 PM

She's definitely hot and all but I really have no idea who she is

unyon

2012-01-12 03:55:40 PM

Benjamin Stone: Link (new window) (PNSFW)

/you're welcome

Very jiggly. I been hypmotized

Surly U. Jest

2012-01-12 03:57:48 PM

I could watch her walk for hours.

Shazam999

2012-01-12 03:59:27 PM

scottydoesntknow: peterthx: She seems to have a natural abundance of mammary material which is unusual for a female of her build.

[a.abcnews.com image 531x411]

/I LIKE it!

Is she supposed to be a nun? What's with the headgear?

I still haven't gotten that far up, I admit.

Crudbucket

2012-01-12 04:00:01 PM

blogwiz

2012-01-12 04:00:34 PM

Wow she is very hot and very sexy woman with nice foobies. I would hit that arse.

Mr.Poops

2012-01-12 04:09:38 PM

She's near perfect. I would like her to have a little more junk in her trunk, maybe a bit more roundness -- but she's just absolutely gorgeous otherwise. Best rack ever.

FinFangFark

2012-01-12 04:16:57 PM

Mr.Poops: She's near perfect. I would like her to have a little more junk in her trunk, maybe a bit more roundness -- but she's just absolutely gorgeous otherwise. Best rack ever.

This...she doesn't need a big badonk....just a little more on the back end in terms of roundness.

She seems like a pretty down to earth chick. I'd like to give her the best 8 seconds of her life.

eagles95

2012-01-12 04:23:53 PM

all you guys talking about best 8 seconds.....LIARS!!! we all know damn well best we'd do is 4...maybe 5 seconds

Kanemano

2012-01-12 04:27:35 PM

Jake Havechek: Giggity!

indeed

Benjamin Stone

2012-01-12 04:28:28 PM

eagles95: all you guys talking about best 8 seconds.....LIARS!!! we all know damn well best we'd do is 4...maybe 5 seconds

I'm not even sure I'd made it out of my boxers.

chevydeuce

2012-01-12 04:30:59 PM

mitchcumstein1

chevydeuce: i did not and still don't know who Kate Upton is....but thanks for the link

If only there was some way to...I don't know, "search" for information about her.

considering I had never heard of her before, it would be rather difficult for me to "search for information about her"...now that I've heard her name, I did google her and she does indeed have quite the jiggly bits about her

AdolfOliverPanties

2012-01-12 04:34:42 PM

madcan34: She's definitely hot and all but I really have no idea who she is

Supermodel type gorgeous woman.

3.bp.blogspot.com

Not to be confused with Caite Upton and such as.^^^

Fleet

2012-01-12 04:37:59 PM

KNIFE OR BANANA???

KNIFE OR BANANA???

KNIFE OR BANANA???

WHICH WILL YOU CHOOSE?!?!?!?

eagles95

2012-01-12 04:43:45 PM

Benjamin Stone: Link (new window) (PNSFW)

/you're welcome

mother of god

hundreddollarman

2012-01-12 04:49:42 PM

/I don't think I could even give her 30 seconds.

serial arseonist

2012-01-12 05:11:09 PM

Benjamin Stone: Link (new window) (PNSFW)

/you're welcome

Mesmerizing!

FREDIOHEAD

2012-01-12 05:14:37 PM

She totally cares a lot about these kids.

Apos

2012-01-12 05:17:32 PM

Benjamin Stone: Link (new window) (PNSFW)

/you're welcome

Mamma Mia!

Rickj

2012-01-12 05:25:05 PM

eagles95: all you guys talking about best 8 seconds.....LIARS!!! we all know damn well best we'd do is 4...maybe 5 seconds

True. She'd probably buck me off after about 4 seconds, but if the chloroform-soaked rag does its job, I think I could go the full 8 seconds.

TheCenturion

2012-01-12 05:33:26 PM

From the candid shots she tweets fairly often, she's an excellent argument for why photoshop is unnecessary.

mitchcumstein1

2012-01-12 05:44:29 PM

TheCenturion: From the candid shots she tweets fairly often, she's an excellent argument for why photoshop is unnecessary.

She's an excellent argument for being 19 and gorgeous.

dang sure

2012-01-12 05:51:43 PM

just a lovely natural

she seems to eat and stretch and little else, she may not have the genes to last but her glowing summer is charming

eagles95

2012-01-12 06:09:42 PM

Rickj: eagles95: all you guys talking about best 8 seconds.....LIARS!!! we all know damn well best we'd do is 4...maybe 5 seconds

True. She'd probably buck me off after about 4 seconds, but if the chloroform-soaked rag does its job, I think I could go the full 8 seconds.

That was the highlight comment of the day.

wiuenright

2012-01-12 06:34:29 PM

I think I just ended my relationship for a lifetime of me and kate upton videos.....

Whatthefark

2012-01-12 07:33:33 PM

Loucifer

2012-01-12 07:40:06 PM

More like Kate Up-Dick.

amirite?

laid back w/bud light

2012-01-12 07:48:17 PM

As a guy, I think she could give me my first multiple orgasm (in about 60 seconds flat)!
/Would feel like a paintball gun shooting on full-auto

LonMead

2012-01-12 07:50:32 PM

I was going to be appalled by the lack of pictures in this thread, but there seems to be a few right here.

i.cdn.turner.com

NSFW NSFW

Nomnom(_nibblenibble)nom.

rogue49

2012-01-12 07:58:12 PM

PsyLord

2012-01-12 08:10:44 PM

Probably the best Sobe commercial ever made.

Link (new window)

More Staring Contest (new window)

Opiate of the Lasses

2012-01-12 08:48:42 PM

R.A.Danny: PizzaJedi81: /oblig (new window)

Hey, I'M supposed to post that in every Kate Upton thread!

Sexiest SFW video on the planet.

While I am a Kate Upton sycophant, I dare say the following video of Miss Alison Brie holds that title:

Link (new window)

And if you want a close second, I present "Spray the Cheerleader, Save the....ah I'll be in my bunk"

Link (new window)

mitchcumstein1

2012-01-12 08:59:46 PM

Opiate of the Lasses: R.A.Danny: PizzaJedi81: /oblig (new window)

Hey, I'M supposed to post that in every Kate Upton thread!

Sexiest SFW video on the planet.

While I am a Kate Upton sycophant, I dare say the following video of Miss Alison Brie holds that title:

Link (new window)

And if you want a close second, I present "Spray the Cheerleader, Save the....ah I'll be in my bunk"

Link (new window)

I too love Kate Upton. I'll see your Alison Brie and Cheerleader, and raise you Daisy Lowe (new window). NSFW

TotallyHeadless

2012-01-12 09:00:25 PM

She's going to be washed up by 28.

She has that trainwreck look to her.

Apos

2012-01-12 09:08:22 PM

TotallyHeadless: She's going to be washed up by 28.

She has that trainwreck look to her.

A Lohan-sult? That's not cool,dude. Not at all.

Mawson of the Antarctic

2012-01-12 09:20:21 PM

mitchcumstein1: Opiate of the Lasses: R.A.Danny: PizzaJedi81: /oblig (new window)

Hey, I'M supposed to post that in every Kate Upton thread!

Sexiest SFW video on the planet.

While I am a Kate Upton sycophant, I dare say the following video of Miss Alison Brie holds that title:

Link (new window)

And if you want a close second, I present "Spray the Cheerleader, Save the....ah I'll be in my bunk"

Link (new window)

I too love Kate Upton. I'll see your Alison Brie and Cheerleader, and raise you Daisy Lowe (new window). NSFW

That Daisy Lowe video is a goddamn British treasure.

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