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FreakinB

2012-01-12 12:29:12 PM

Indeed, subby. And it's on 5th farking Avenue, right near Madison Square Park and just a few blocks down from the Empire State Building. Nobody's trying to hide it.

I've never actually gone in though.

ThatGuyGreg

2012-01-12 12:33:47 PM

FreakinB: Indeed, subby. And it's on 5th farking Avenue, right near Madison Square Park and just a few blocks down from the Empire State Building. Nobody's trying to hide it.

Yup, right in midtown. It's actually pretty cool, worth the trip.

Walker

2012-01-12 12:35:54 PM

I took this picture of it when I was up in New York. Right before I took it teenage boy tourists were standing in front of it taking pictures of each other giving thumbs up in front of the skeletons having sex.

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FreakinB

2012-01-12 12:39:09 PM

ThatGuyGreg: It's actually pretty cool, worth the trip.

That's what I hear. In any case, this link is going to be even more Not Newsy than most for NYC and NYC-Knowledgable Farkers.

AlwaysRightBoy

2012-01-12 12:53:10 PM

FreakinB: Indeed, subby. And it's on 5th farking Avenue, right near Madison Square Park and just a few blocks down from the Empire State Building. Nobody's trying to hide it.

I've never actually gone in though.

It's a lot of fun.

Also lots of fun if you're in Vienna.

The Torture Museum

/if you're into that kind of thing

CitizenTed

2012-01-12 12:56:35 PM

There's a really good one in Prague.

/not that I would know.
//it was really great.

A Fark Handle

2012-01-12 01:12:11 PM

so someone is hiring in this economy.

Relatively Obscure

2012-01-12 01:12:56 PM

Makes sense to me. My sex life is certainly harder to find than the Ark of the Covenant.

brigid_fitch

2012-01-12 01:14:06 PM

Husband went through w/a friend of his over the summer. The friend had lived in NYC most of his life and hadn't known it was there.

Cajnik

2012-01-12 01:14:08 PM

This just in. New York has tourists

brigid_fitch

2012-01-12 01:20:56 PM

Since I'm a recruiter, I figured I'll recruit for this, just so I can say I'm working for the Museum of Sex. However, there's this little hurdle:

Minimum Experience: 10 years of experience in related organization with 4+ years in lead managerial role

I wonder if manager of adult book store would count?

brigid_fitch

2012-01-12 01:30:57 PM

Also, I wonder what their sexual harassment and dress code policies are?

Relatively Obscure

2012-01-12 01:41:32 PM

brigid_fitch: Since I'm a recruiter, I figured I'll recruit for this, just so I can say I'm working for the Museum of Sex. However, there's this little hurdle:

Minimum Experience: 10 years of experience in related organization with 4+ years in lead managerial role

I wonder if manager of adult book store would count?

For 10 years?!

ultraholland

2012-01-12 01:45:00 PM

Do they have wax statues and are they interactive?

brigid_fitch

2012-01-12 01:48:46 PM

Relatively Obscure: brigid_fitch: Since I'm a recruiter, I figured I'll recruit for this, just so I can say I'm working for the Museum of Sex. However, there's this little hurdle:

Minimum Experience: 10 years of experience in related organization with 4+ years in lead managerial role

I wonder if manager of adult book store would count?

For 10 years?!

Total of 10 years experience, 4 of which had to be management. Doesn't have to be all at the same store. With some creativity, I could find someone. Emailed it to my boss, a conservative Christian, to tell him I was working on it. I'm sure his email response alone will make my week.

crypticsatellite

2012-01-12 02:27:28 PM

I was once at the Museum of Sex in Copenhagen. Haven't been the NYC one.

/cool story, bro

lilbjorn

2012-01-12 03:54:18 PM

Wait! There's a fourth Museum of Sex now?

Scaevola

2012-01-12 03:56:14 PM

Ditto for the museums in Prague (right off Wenceslas Square) and Copenhagen (right down the street from the Theology Faculty at the Uni of Copenhagen).

/Was in both cities for work.
//Just a coincidence about museums.
///Yeah!

ashelynCO

2012-01-12 03:56:41 PM

CitizenTed: There's a really good one in Prague.

/not that I would know.
//it was really great.

I was going to mention that one. Though some of the "historic" toys they had there looked more like torture devices.

runningesq

2012-01-12 03:58:25 PM

Frequent lifting of 1-5 pounds with ability to lift up to 50 pounds

/sweet

major_accuracy

2012-01-12 03:58:38 PM

2012 is gonna be a GREAT year!

my first EVER greenlit link since I joined in 2007. haha!

thanks ya'll! ^_^

#I'mGonnaGetToreUpFromTheFloorUp

medius

2012-01-12 03:59:38 PM

I work right around the block from the Museum of Sex. I've never gone in. I'm afraid they'd put me on display as an "ancient artifact" since I haven't been laid since the age of antiquities.

Cup_O_Jo

2012-01-12 04:01:42 PM

WOW--I think they are asking a little much for the position they are looking for.

fappomatic

2012-01-12 04:02:46 PM

I'm pretty sure we could round up a pool of volunteers who would do the job with enthusiasm unseen in times past. Only trouble would be getting us to leave the shelter of mom's basement.

theorellior

2012-01-12 04:03:12 PM

Hahaha, your mom's got her own wing, subby.

/Obligatory

Allen. The end.

2012-01-12 04:04:53 PM

Cup_O_Jo: WOW--I think they are asking a little much for the position they are looking for.

True...but I qualify! I sent in my CV. Along with a million others, prolly.

/hire me.

karnal

2012-01-12 04:05:14 PM

I have a shoe box of sex.....I keep it under my bed.

medius

2012-01-12 04:06:06 PM

Allen. The end.: Cup_O_Jo: WOW--I think they are asking a little much for the position they are looking for.

True...but I qualify! I sent in my CV. Along with a million others, prolly.

/hire me.

If you get the job, I'll buy you a beer.

Come find me. I'm in the building in the back of Walker's picture.

madpiper

2012-01-12 04:06:56 PM

I went there with my wife on our honeymoon in 2009. Funnily enough it was the only museum in NYC that we went to.

elev8meL8r

2012-01-12 04:09:21 PM

runningesq: ability to lift up to 50 pounds

images.t-nation.com

Mad Scientist

2012-01-12 04:09:21 PM

karnal

2012-01-12 04:11:41 PM

madpiper

I went there with my wife on our honeymoon in 2009. Funnily enough it was the only museum in NYC that we went to.

I went there with your wife in 2010......Funnily enough, you didn't even come up.....unless your name is Oh God, Oh God!

MBooda

2012-01-12 04:12:35 PM

Hell, most of downtown Amsterdam is a Museum of Sex.

/complete with paleolithic exhibits

pit and pendulum

2012-01-12 04:16:14 PM

the buttons of rabbits farking are really funny.

traylor

2012-01-12 04:16:28 PM

Hey baby, we are going into a museum!

/actually worked when I was in Prague with gf
//it was too late when she realized what kind of museum it was

DonkeyDixon

2012-01-12 04:17:12 PM

I went to this place about a year and a half ago and was very disappointed. I was expecting stuff about human sexuality throughout the ages, maybe some 2000 year old 'toys', some classic porn, and probably something on the Sexual Revolution.

Instead it turned out to be an art museum. The displays were interesting from an artistic standpoint, but it was primarily Japanese art from the late 80s and early 90s that didn't have much to do with sex other than the fact that there were naked women in them.

On the plus side, the installation about homosexuality in the animal kingdom was hilarious (especially the necrophiliac duck rape), and they did have two Real Dolls on display that you could touch. It was creepy how lifelike they really felt.

/Totally buying one when I win the lottery
//Or maybe two...
///...dozen

Tyrosine

2012-01-12 04:20:01 PM

MBooda: Hell, most of downtown Amsterdam is a Museum of Sex.

In addition to an actual Sexmuseum on Damrak, which is really pretty lame.

picodenico

2012-01-12 04:21:20 PM

So, who are your curators?

Quagmire, Beavis and Butthead....?

kim jong-un

2012-01-12 04:21:52 PM

It belongs in a museum!

Lollipop165

2012-01-12 04:22:39 PM

I went in like 2004. They had a big thing on footbinding and Asian erotic art. It was pretty interesting.

But honestly the museum's shop was surprisingly tame.

chappy62

2012-01-12 04:22:49 PM

They say there's a picture of a clitoris, but I couldn't find it.

Berz

2012-01-12 04:27:15 PM

Tyrosine: MBooda: Hell, most of downtown Amsterdam is a Museum of Sex.

In addition to an actual Sexmuseum on Damrak, which is really pretty lame.

Yeah, I went in there and saw it in '09. Was kinda cool but at the same time it was like "This is it?"

kobrakai

2012-01-12 04:27:20 PM

Tyrosine: MBooda: Hell, most of downtown Amsterdam is a Museum of Sex.

In addition to an actual Sexmuseum on Damrak, which is really pretty lame.

Was just there this summer and you're right.

/Amsterdam, however, was amazing.

bbcard1

2012-01-12 04:28:58 PM

Can I interest you in a battery-operated vagina? Are you sure? I'd hate for you to be in one of those everyday situations that calls for a battery-operated vagina and not have one.

dready zim

2012-01-12 04:29:19 PM

Tyrosine: In addition to an actual Sexmuseum on Damrak, which is really pretty lame.

came to say this.

brigid_fitch

2012-01-12 04:30:41 PM

Lollipop165: I went in like 2004. They had a big thing on footbinding and Asian erotic art. It was pretty interesting.

But honestly the museum's shop was surprisingly tame.

Probably why they're looking for a Director of Retail Operations--spice the shop up a bit!

MoronLessOff

2012-01-12 04:32:56 PM

bbcard1: Can I interest you in a battery-operated vagina? Are you sure? I'd hate for you to be in one of those everyday situations that calls for a battery-operated vagina and not have one.

Battery operated, you say? What exactly does it do?

ultraholland

2012-01-12 04:41:28 PM

dready zim: Tyrosine: In addition to an actual Sexmuseum on Damrak, which is really pretty lame.

came to say this.

ewww

Sefton

2012-01-12 04:43:25 PM

I'm not in the museum but I did make on the first ballot for the Hall of Fame.

horsepocket

2012-01-12 04:47:21 PM

I've been to the Erotic Museum in Hollywood. It was actually pretty cool with vintage porn and hands-on exhibits where you could play with sex toys (in those laboratory style sealed glass chambers with inverted rubber gloves).

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