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(Yahoo)   Israeli courts uphold law denying citizenship to Palestinian spouses of Israelis in order to preserve Jewish purity. You know who else had marriage laws aimed at preserving purity?   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 40
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2012-01-12 01:37:48 PM
7 votes:

Tatsuma: hubiestubert: I'm not on any side here.

"anti-israel statement"
"anti-israel statement"
"anti-israel statement"
"criticism of israel
"blaming israel
...
hey guys i'm not on any side

yeah as I said I'm done discussing with you



Tats' ignore list is like the Israeli settlements - it just keeps growing and growing and growing...
2012-01-12 12:30:21 PM
4 votes:
FTA: "Interior Minister Eli Yishai, who congratulated the Supreme Court on Thursday, made clear that shoring up Israel's Jewish majority was also a concern. Yishai's party, run by rabbis, is a powerful partner in Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's rightist coalition."


Q. What do you call an Israel that loses its Jewish majority?
A. Wasrael
2012-01-12 11:55:32 AM
4 votes:

ArkAngel: Amos Quito: I, for one, am sure glad that the US strongly supports "the only free and democratic State in the Middle East."

God bless 'em.

As much as this decision sucks, Israel is, by far, the most free country in the Middle East


That's like being the least derped candidate in the republican primary.
2012-01-12 01:17:26 PM
3 votes:

Wendy's Chili: Tatsuma: The responsibility for the existence of this conflict rests on their shoulders, and theirs only.

Yeah, if only they'd just accept two-going-on-three generations of subjugation and oppression, nobody would get hurt.



The truth is that Palestinians really don't mind being subjugated, oppressed, impoverished, starved, shoved into ghettos and white-phosphorized. In fact, they actually love it.

The only reason they make any fuss at all is because they hate Jews.

It's true!
2012-01-12 04:56:08 PM
2 votes:
Tatsuma just amazes me.

Not only does he know what all Jews think and feel, he is privy to all meetings held by the Isreale government and gets to go on all military missions.

Then goes to the Palestinian side, checks it out and makes sure he truly understands thier side and perspective and what happened.

Then goes back in time to make sure Moses wrote the tora and makes sure that all ancient hebrew is translated properly so that there is no dissagrement on words and meanings.

I don't know how he does it, must be the Challah.
2012-01-12 04:50:57 PM
2 votes:

neversubmit: Tatsuma: hubiestubert: Tell me again how this paves the path towards reconcilliation and peace.,,

Tell me why we have to always be the only ones to do this

Who are the better people? .... Right! That's why.


I say we should just take the land away from everybody currently living in the area and give it to, I dunno, Asians or something.
2012-01-12 04:21:18 PM
2 votes:
It's fairly impressive how Israel manages to look like a dick... in the Middle East.
2012-01-12 01:39:48 PM
2 votes:

Amos Quito: Tatsuma: hubiestubert: I'm not on any side here.

"anti-israel statement"
"anti-israel statement"
"anti-israel statement"
"criticism of israel
"blaming israel
...
hey guys i'm not on any side

yeah as I said I'm done discussing with you


Tats' ignore list is like the Israeli settlements - it just keeps growing and growing and growing...


That's anti-Semitic!
2012-01-12 12:46:25 PM
2 votes:
Remember, folks: We need to attack Iran because it is a bigoted, backward theocratic State controlled by a bunch of religio-fundie whack-jobs.

G-d forbid such a state should ever get their hands on nuclear weapons.
2012-01-13 03:04:42 PM
1 votes:

Aldon: I only see two ways to settle the Israeli/Palestinian conflict without an effective genocide of one side.... either two independent viable states or merging into one state.

Both solutions will not be good for a dominate Jewish religious Israeli state, therefore the violence will continue in the area.

/correct me if I'm wrong.


Christians could expel both groups from the holy land and tell them that since they couldn't learn to share we are keeping it.
2012-01-13 06:17:08 AM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: muck4doo: I mean, come on. Get it now muck4doo?

I need to sort those loggings out man


But I'm too drunk tonight. maybe tomorrow.
2012-01-13 06:10:40 AM
1 votes:

muck4doo: I mean, come on. Get it now muck4doo?


I need to sort those loggings out man
2012-01-13 06:09:18 AM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: I mean, seriously how can you even equivocate between blowing up a building after warning people to get out, a building used by the military, versus a bus full of women and old people?

How do you not get that one is a terrorist act, and the other the act of a guerrilla

muck4doo: Get used to it Tats. You will always be a fave of mine here. The idiot brigade has taken over though. The quicker you realize that, the more comfortable you will be when coming here.

We, not you.

Don't you know I'm multiple people posting under the same name, and also posting under multiple names?

I mean, get on with the times, mate.


I mean, come on. Get it now muck4doo?
2012-01-13 02:12:10 AM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: FTA: "Interior Minister Eli Yishai, who congratulated the Supreme Court on Thursday, made clear that shoring up Israel's Jewish majority was also a concern. Yishai's party, run by rabbis, is a powerful partner in Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's rightist coalition."


Q. What do you call an Israel that loses its Jewish majority?
A. Wasrael


Darwin -- not just for individuals.

/why isn't Israel given the South Africa treatment?
2012-01-13 01:44:01 AM
1 votes:

TheBigJerk: JesusJuice: Even with Israel's frantic efforts to preserve it's "ethnic purity"(where have I heard that term before?), they're doomed to obsolescence. They can't match the population growth of their neighbors or even the arab minority in their own country. In a couple generations they'll be dead and gone. Good riddance.

*sniff* *sniff* I smell a troll somewhere's around here...


You should shower.
2012-01-12 05:59:56 PM
1 votes:
They fix the cable?
2012-01-12 05:59:06 PM
1 votes:

tsuki: The Romans?


Yes! The Romans. (new window)
2012-01-12 05:35:17 PM
1 votes:

The Name: Ancient Israel?


I'm not saying it was Israelis...but it was Israelis.
2012-01-12 05:23:31 PM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: Tell me the last thing THEY did to pave the way toward reconciliation and peace.


How does one pave the way towards reconciliation and peace with somebody who breaks into your house, confines you to one room in the attic, and won't even let you use your own bathroom?
2012-01-12 05:20:08 PM
1 votes:
This is pretty indefensible. Jim Crowstein is unacceptable.
2012-01-12 04:48:58 PM
1 votes:

cameroncrazy1984: yert: Jews (most of the) could care less about racial purity. What maters most is whether your mother was jewish

...sounds like racial purity to me.


not really the father could be a black kenyan usurper. the kid is still a jew. so race really is not important. heritage and tradition are what count.
2012-01-12 04:46:51 PM
1 votes:
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Jesus Christ on a stick, Israel threads never cease to amaze me in their ability to lure people in.
2012-01-12 04:46:01 PM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: hubiestubert: Tell me again how this paves the path towards reconcilliation and peace.,,

Tell me why we have to always be the only ones to do this



Who are the better people? .... Right! That's why.
2012-01-12 04:43:53 PM
1 votes:

Actual Farking: The historical irony is really sad and I wonder if Tatsuma would ever admit as much.


He won't admit it unless Arabs admit it first!!
2012-01-12 04:43:32 PM
1 votes:
I guess Israel learned more from the Jewish experience in WW2 then I previously thought.
2012-01-12 04:42:47 PM
1 votes:

Amos Quito: moops: Actual Farking: Also ironic is that Jewish resistance groups responded with terrorism.

Even more ironic that the heads of those Jewish terrorist groups became Prime Ministers of Israel.

[www.bollyn.com image 351x264]


The King David Hotel bombing was THE single deadliest terrorist attack ever committed in Palestine-cum-Israel.

Maybe they should ban Jews?


SHHHHH! It's not terrorism when the god of Abraham condones it, it 's only terrorism when the god of Mohamed does.
2012-01-12 04:35:14 PM
1 votes:
What a strange love that at its essence requires purity.
2012-01-12 04:23:55 PM
1 votes:

bidness: Maybe if the Native Americans had the knowledge, will and capacity to form an ethnic-based nation-state, they would have been able to resist the incursions of European outsiders.


5/10

Needs more Elijah Muhammad.
2012-01-12 02:00:24 PM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: Because the last time we proposed them that, they didn't even bother calling back and say no, they just ignored us.


It's true. AFAIK, the native Palestinians, as a majority (or at least a very vocal minority) want it ALL back.

Again, I blame the British. Fancy shmancy talking limeys with their London-blitz-survivin', and their Doctor-Who-in', and their "Ooh, I have a jolly good idea, chap, let's add more strife to Palestine, what what?" And then they have to stick extra letters in their words, like "flavoUr," and "coloUr," and goddamit, it's the letter "Z", not ZED!

F*ckin' brits...
2012-01-12 01:56:03 PM
1 votes:

Wendy's Chili: Tatsuma: to allow them to have Israeli citizenship and perform terrorist acts in Israel.

Does the ban bar them from being citizens or bar them from entering the country? Because I don't think you need to be a citizen somewhere to blow it up.


Also, who knew? All Palestinians want to become citizens just to blow the country up.
2012-01-12 01:43:38 PM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: hubiestubert: Tell me again how this paves the path towards reconcilliation and peace.,,

Tell me why we have to always be the only ones to do this

Tell me the last thing THEY did to pave the way toward reconciliation and peace.


Well they keep letting you build all over their countryside....
so there's that.
2012-01-12 01:37:06 PM
1 votes:

Tatsuma: hubiestubert: I'm not on any side here.

"anti-israel statement"
"anti-israel statement"
"anti-israel statement"
"criticism of israel
"blaming israel
...
hey guys i'm not on any side

yeah as I said I'm done discussing with you


You'd think you know by now Hubie that anything but unilateral support of Israel is not tolerated by Tatsuma and any criticism is rejected out of hand.
2012-01-12 01:35:09 PM
1 votes:
Religion really makes life better for everybody.
2012-01-12 01:04:15 PM
1 votes:

vernonFL: Racist apartheid state is racist.


Oh, great, now you're an anti-semite. Even though the Palestinians are also a Semitic people. Because the Jews co-opted the term so that they could appear to be victims of everything.
2012-01-12 12:41:39 PM
1 votes:

Wendy's Chili: Where's whatshisface?

I'm sure he can explain why this is awesome and totally not bigoted.


^^Ask and ye shall receive^^
2012-01-12 12:38:05 PM
1 votes:

Wendy's Chili: Where's whatshisface?

I'm sure he can explain why this is awesome and totally not bigoted.



2012-01-12 12:32:36 ... 2012-01-12 12:35:01

Held up in traffic?
2012-01-12 12:32:36 PM
1 votes:
Where's whatshisface?

I'm sure he can explain why this is awesome and totally not bigoted.
2012-01-12 11:52:56 AM
1 votes:

ArkAngel: Amos Quito: I, for one, am sure glad that the US strongly supports "the only free and democratic State in the Middle East."

God bless 'em.

As much as this decision sucks, Israel is, by far, the most free country in the Middle East



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Notice how "the lesser" is on top?
2012-01-12 11:39:23 AM
1 votes:
Tell me again how this paves the path towards reconcilliation and peace.,,

At some point, the Israelis are going to have to either admit that a half century of this crap hasn't worked, or they're going to have to just say, "EVERYONE OUT!" and deal with a reduced labor pool.
2012-01-12 11:37:17 AM
1 votes:
I, for one, am sure glad that the US strongly supports "the only free and democratic State in the Middle East."

God bless 'em.
 
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