pigs are filthy animals. i don't eat filthy animals.

hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but i'd never know 'cause i wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. pigs sleep and root in shiat. that's a filthy animal. i ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

i don't eat dog either.

/cops are filthy too.

Pork. The other white meat.

So Zombie Harrison is running around attacking cops?

The cops, their dogs and children, he really wanted to one up Tyson...

FTFA: "He also demanded to be let out of his handcuffs so he could assault police officers."

Mildly impressed that the officers didn't oblige him.

I'd kill and devour every piece-of-shiat cop without batting an eyelash, but threatening to eat their dogs?

That's farked up, man.

Now that's some long pig!

You're going to have more leftover after eating the bacon, you know.

Police arrested Brock on Friday night after being called to a reported auto theft at the Speedway Gas Station on Elmwood Avenue about 10:03 p.m. Witnesses told police that a man matching Brock's description got into a vehicle that was not his and drove off.

The owner of the vehicle said she left her car unlocked and on because she was warming it up.

And that's why it's illegal to leave an idling car unattended... even for a second.

Meh, California Condor taste better then human.

Mmmmm, ham.

He prefers the rude. Free-range rude...

Bon appetit!

Good to see Mike Tyson finally getting his life together.

Had they tried to climb his bean-stalk he may have made good on his threat

Intimidation is a crime?

LAW ENFORCEMENT BLACK OPS GUIILTY!!!

Slaves2Darkness: Meh, California Condor taste better then human.

what about the humans that only eat fruits or twigs and berries?

He also demanded to be let out of his handcuffs so he could assault police officers.

He actually sounds like a pretty reasonable guy.

Welcome to Memphis, Dr. Lecter, I'm Lieutenant Boyle, this is Sergeant Patrick. Now we'll treat you as good as you treat us, you be a gentleman and you'll get three hots and a cot.

KAISER SOZE!

Sticky Hands: Slaves2Darkness: Meh, California Condor taste better then human.

what about the humans that only eat fruits or twigs and berries?

It is a TOTAL MYTH that we are delicious, or that the sweet berry-tinged juices of our bodies make for a succulent pairing with a soft cheese and pinot noir.

When Brock was taken to the hospital for medical clearance, he reportedly told police he would hunt them down and eat them, their dogs and their entire families.

He also demanded to be let out of his handcuffs so he could assault police officers.



Sounds about right.

/Well except for the ever being in cuffs part
//hot

Seven criminal charges were filed in Tippecanoe County on Wednesday against a Frankfort man accused of stealing a car and issuing a threat to eat the arresting officers, their K-9s and their children.

Paul M. Brock, 39, was charged with two counts of auto theft, resisting law enforcement, intimidation, operating a vehicle with a blood-alcohol content of 0.15 percent or more and striking a law enforcement animal.



Mugshot.

Approves.

/better headline blah blah
//slashies anyway!

I guess the "get in my belly" meme is finally done.

Actual mugshot.

wait a minute, did he say "cocks"?

Cops aren't worth eating, but worth butchering

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo............dogs?

FTFA: "He also demanded to be let out of his handcuffs so he could assault police officers."

my favorite part.

"hey! let me out of these I'm punchy and hungry!!"

and I don't think he understands what Mcguff meant when he said "take a bite out of crime"

Amos Quito:

That, sir, made my side hurt after laughing.


/it ranks up with the four kinds dogs

A Fark Handle: pigs are filthy animals. i don't eat filthy animals.

hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but i'd never know 'cause i wouldn't eat the filthy motherfarker. pigs sleep and root in shiat. that's a filthy animal. i ain't eat nothin' that ain't got sense enough to disregard its own feces.

i don't eat dog either.

/cops are filthy too.

ya but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?

i wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. but a dog's got personality & personality goes a long way.

ahh... so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he'd cease to be a filthy animal.

well, we'd have to talking about one charming mutherfarking pig. he'd have to be ten times more charming than that arnold on green acres, you know what i'm sayin?

good times.

Damn, so many Magua references lately. He's making a comeback!

here to help:


The owner of the vehicle said she left her car unlocked and on because she was warming it up.

And that's why it's illegal to leave an idling car unattended... even for a second.

And stupid. "Free car! Yoo-hoo!"

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JerkyMeat: Cops aren't worth eating, but worth butchering

This.

If my neighbor told me he was going to butcher and eat a cop I would only ask him to please not clog the incinerator chute and tell him to have fun.

here to help: Police arrested Brock on Friday night after being called to a reported auto theft at the Speedway Gas Station on Elmwood Avenue about 10:03 p.m. Witnesses told police that a man matching Brock's description got into a vehicle that was not his and drove off.

The owner of the vehicle said she left her car unlocked and on because she was warming it up.

And that's why it's illegal to leave an idling car unattended... even for a second.

My X used to do this all the time, farking idiot.

inner ted:
i wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty. but a dog's got personality & personality goes a long way.

ahh... so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he'd cease to be a filthy animal.

well, we'd have to talking about one charming mutherfarking pig. he'd have to be ten times more charming than that arnold on green acres, you know what i'm sayin?

good times.

But how do you feel about foot massages?