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2012-01-12 10:55:33 AM
8 votes:
He's Mexican, is that why he likes taking jobs away from good honest Americans?
2012-01-12 11:00:39 AM
4 votes:

heinekenftw: Wher birf certificate Rommy? wher?


¿Dónde está su Certificado de nacimiento?

¿Dónderrp?
2012-01-12 10:58:59 AM
4 votes:
Could Mitt Romney be America's next pasty white, out-of-touch, right-wing load of a President?
2012-01-12 10:56:57 AM
4 votes:
I heard Romney's grandfather did some missionary work in Kenya, so he's not really eligible to be President.
2012-01-12 11:05:05 AM
3 votes:
wait, romney is an anchor baby?
2012-01-12 10:56:03 AM
3 votes:
Does this mean that we have to worry that Romney is an Aztlan sleeper agent and he's working for the Reconquista?
2012-01-12 10:55:34 AM
3 votes:
k.wigflip.com
2012-01-12 12:41:00 PM
2 votes:

coeyagi: Dr Dreidel: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: coeyagi: Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romney will give you a sombrero to wear on your birthday.

Mitt Romney will treat your company like a pinata.

Mitt Romney's car is very low to the ground.

Mitt Romney has an AMAZING rotisserie chicken recipe. (No, Rick Santorum, not that kind.)

// con arros y frijoles
// and yucca
// I hate yucca

Mitt Romney likes his porn XX, not XXX.


Mitt Romney has a tattoo of the Virgin Mary that covers his entire back.
2012-01-12 12:19:11 PM
2 votes:

DeltaPunch: 2nd from the left

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2012-01-12 11:44:30 AM
2 votes:

Lando Lincoln: Romney's not a Mexican, but he did stay at a La Quinta Resort last night.


La Quinta: Spanish for "Next to Denny's"
2012-01-12 11:12:26 AM
2 votes:

odinsposse: So Romeny's dad was an American citizen born abroad (if he were a Mexican citizen he wouldn't have been able to run for president.) I wonder why that was? Ah, a quick Google says it's because Mitt's grandparents fled to Mexico because America was persecuting thier polyamorous ways. I wonder why Romney hasn't brought that up?


So what you are saying is that Willard MITT Romney's great grandparents were destroying the sanctity of marriage even as far back as the late 1850s?
2012-01-12 11:02:35 AM
2 votes:

Where Do We Go From Here: On that same note, if my white relative was born in Africa and came to the United States does that make him African-American?


My favorite African-American actress.

img2.timeinc.net
2012-01-12 10:59:08 AM
2 votes:
I'm calling the race right now.

This is Fark's headline of the year, 2012.
2012-01-12 01:19:28 PM
1 votes:

robrr2003: So Mit is as Hispanic as Obama is black?


If Obama's dad were a pure bred white American who had only lived in Africa for a while, and you still considered that "black", then that might be a fair comparison.
2012-01-12 12:49:06 PM
1 votes:

coeyagi: Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: Mitt Romney hears you knocking, but you can't come in.

Mitt Romnez used to play baseball professionally as a shortstop.


Mitt Romero campaigns in Home Depot's parking lot.
2012-01-12 12:35:50 PM
1 votes:

Duke Phillips' Singing Bears: coeyagi: Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romney will give you a sombrero to wear on your birthday.

Mitt Romney will treat your company like a pinata.

Mitt Romney's car is very low to the ground.


Mitt Romney has an AMAZING rotisserie chicken recipe. (No, Rick Santorum, not that kind.)

// con arros y frijoles
// and yucca
// I hate yucca
2012-01-12 12:32:52 PM
1 votes:

coeyagi: Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romney will give you a sombrero to wear on your birthday.

Mitt Romney will treat your company like a pinata.


Mitt Romney's car is very low to the ground.
2012-01-12 12:32:05 PM
1 votes:

Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romney will give you a sombrero to wear on your birthday.


Mitt Romney will treat your company like a pinata.
2012-01-12 12:31:21 PM
1 votes:

Guidette Frankentits: coeyagi: Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romeny's health care reform plan involves lots of 7up

Mitt Romney supports Vulture Capitalism, like folks in Rosarito Beach trying to sell you homemade crafts.

Mitt Romney will give the Chupacabra the mal ojo


Mitt Romney is very much dismayed at your lack of Lemon Pledge.
2012-01-12 12:28:54 PM
1 votes:

coeyagi: Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romeny's health care reform plan involves lots of 7up

Mitt Romney supports Vulture Capitalism, like folks in Rosarito Beach trying to sell you homemade crafts.


Mitt Romney will give the Chupacabra the mal ojo
2012-01-12 12:28:23 PM
1 votes:

coeyagi: Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romeny's health care reform plan involves lots of 7up

Mitt Romney supports Vulture Capitalism, like folks in Rosarito Beach trying to sell you homemade crafts.


If Mitt Romney had a business cleaning houses, he'd put a second mortgage on your house, pay dividends to the shareholders out of that mortgage, sell everything in the house, and then burn it down and walk away.

Your house has never been cleaner, though.
2012-01-12 12:24:57 PM
1 votes:

Guidette Frankentits: Mitt Romeny's health care reform plan involves lots of 7up


Mitt Romney supports Vulture Capitalism, like folks in Rosarito Beach trying to sell you homemade crafts.
2012-01-12 12:06:58 PM
1 votes:

Codenamechaz: Jairzinho: FTFA: ...his father, a self-made man who worked his way up from nothing to become head of American Motors Corporation, governor of Michigan and a Republican presidential candidate in 1968 -- told a crowd at the Rochester Opera House in New Hampshire that his father was born in Mexico and came to the United States at 5.

Huh?
How was his father elegible to be POTUS if he was born in Mexico? What am I missing here?

At least one of his parents were American citizens, which would give him automatic citizenship.


When you say it like that, it makes it seem like the entire birther conspiracy was built on a faulty premise.
2012-01-12 11:57:46 AM
1 votes:

More_Like_A_Stain: redmid17: Godscrack: More like NEIN.

Romney is German. You know who else......

Romney is an English name.

Mitt is a stupid name.


2% of Americans think his real first name is "Mittens".

// 20% - a plurality - thought his name is actually "Mitt"
// only 6% know his real first name is HUSSEIN
2012-01-12 11:53:44 AM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: odinsposse: So Romeny's dad was an American citizen born abroad (if he were a Mexican citizen he wouldn't have been able to run for president.) I wonder why that was? Ah, a quick Google says it's because Mitt's grandparents fled to Mexico because America was persecuting thier polyamorous ways. I wonder why Romney hasn't brought that up?

So what you are saying is that Willard MITT Romney's great grandparents were destroying the sanctity of marriage even as far back as the late 1850s?


Not great grandparents. Grandparents. As in he would spend Christmas with Grandpa and Grandmas.
2012-01-12 11:50:17 AM
1 votes:

redmid17: Godscrack: More like NEIN.

Romney is German. You know who else......

Romney is an English name.


Mitt is a stupid name.
2012-01-12 11:45:20 AM
1 votes:
so he'll be appointing La Raza members to high positions?
2012-01-12 11:43:41 AM
1 votes:

MyRandomName: Generation_D: So is he Mexican or is he a lying corporate raider that put thousands of small-town Americans out of work? (new window)

Now here is where you go and examine the companies bain actually saved or grew. Such small business as staples and toys r us.

Liquidating failing companies is a good thing. Look at solyndra asking to pay out bonuses after bankruptcy.


Why aren't people who make millions from firing thousands of Americans regarded as the selfless, noble heroes they are? Those fired people should thank their lucky stars that they could sacrifice their jobs and their pensions so that Mitt Romney could get even richer.
2012-01-12 11:42:32 AM
1 votes:
Romney's not a Mexican, but he did stay at a La Quinta Resort last night.
2012-01-12 11:39:52 AM
1 votes:

Jackson Herring: His sons are so.... bizarre. It's a little disconcerting


Manufacturing defects. They attempted to improve on the original Romneybot design, but their attempts to install empathy chips resulted in some permanently odd facial expressions.
2012-01-12 11:38:58 AM
1 votes:
img266.imageshack.us
2012-01-12 11:35:45 AM
1 votes:

DarnoKonrad: Being born in Mexico is not what 'Hispanic' means CNN.


Well now let's not be TOO hasty here, the correct answer to the CNN question is not as simple "No" but a "not unless Romney's mother was farking the help"

A subtle, but important, difference
2012-01-12 11:28:50 AM
1 votes:

tenpoundsofcheese: StopLurkListen: Waitaminnit.

How could Romney's father run for President in 1968 if he was Mexican?

(I know, for the same reason born-in-Panama John McCain could)

But Mitt's now claiming his Mexican immigrant Presidential-candidate father gives him immigrant cred?

I don't think there is any restriction on running for President.
Being elected is another matter.

Mitt made no such cred claim. Others did.


I believe if Mitt thought it would garner him votes he would be at a Telemundo sponsored event claiming he knows firsthand the hardships the descendents of Mexican immigrants experience in America. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if he does give it a try.
2012-01-12 11:27:41 AM
1 votes:

Di Atribe: So does this make Romney a MexiCAN?


This makes Romney someone who's trying to steal a job from a hard-working American-born family.
2012-01-12 11:20:16 AM
1 votes:

odinsposse: Jairzinho:
Huh?
How was his father elegible to be POTUS if he was born in Mexico? What am I missing here?
Born to American parents = natural born citizen. It doesn't matter where he was born.


Codenamechaz: At least one of his parents were American citizens, which would give him automatic citizenship.


Oh. Thanks. That explains it. Ok.

No, wait, I'm supposed to go all birther....

¿Dónde?
Certific de Nacimiento
¿Dán..?
\o/
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2012-01-12 11:16:43 AM
1 votes:
He should do a walk-on guest spot on ¡Rob! to gain more street cred with his Messkin homies.
2012-01-12 11:15:52 AM
1 votes:
Romney is chargin' La Raza!
2012-01-12 11:13:32 AM
1 votes:

Codenamechaz: Jairzinho: FTFA: ...his father, a self-made man who worked his way up from nothing to become head of American Motors Corporation, governor of Michigan and a Republican presidential candidate in 1968 -- told a crowd at the Rochester Opera House in New Hampshire that his father was born in Mexico and came to the United States at 5.

Huh?
How was his father elegible to be POTUS if he was born in Mexico? What am I missing here?

At least one of his parents were American citizens, which would give him automatic citizenship.


Socialist lies!
2012-01-12 11:08:37 AM
1 votes:
So where's his birth certificate?

heinekenftw: SEEKRIT MEXICAN!

Wher birf certificate Rommy? wher?


Nice. Very nice.

It says Mitt was born in 'Detroit'...Where is this city? Sounds FRENCH to me!!!
2012-01-12 11:07:53 AM
1 votes:
This will certainly make it harder for Obama supporters to play the racist card.
2012-01-12 11:02:53 AM
1 votes:
I am curious how this works, if you are a PR firm working for Romney and you want Ruben Navarrette, Jr to put his name on a press release and pretend it is an editorial of original thought what does it cost?
2012-01-12 10:58:28 AM
1 votes:
Some Americans don't choose who to vote for president solely based on the color of their skin or their ethnic heritage. The people who do this most frequently are retired Republicans living off of Social Security and Medicare.
2012-01-12 10:57:40 AM
1 votes:
SEEKRIT MEXICAN!

Wher birf certificate Rommy? wher?
2012-01-12 10:51:18 AM
1 votes:
I'm going to kick you, CNN.
2012-01-12 10:51:10 AM
1 votes:
Wow, 2nd from the left looks like a hybrid between Mitt Romney and Christian Bale:

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2012-01-12 10:49:54 AM
1 votes:
img151.imageshack.us
2012-01-12 10:49:37 AM
1 votes:
He could be America's first "Hiring of Illegal Hispanics" President.

//that we know of
 
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