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		Karen, take it easy... I love you. You know I love you. Be careful, baby. Don't. Just put it down. You're all I want, Karen. Please put the gun down (washingtonpost.com)		55
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what_now

2012-01-12 11:28:57 AM

The Karen group has been fighting for greater autonomy for more than 60 years in a guerrilla campaign in eastern jungles that precedes Myanmar's independence from Britain.

This is what happens when you piss a Karen off. We fight you for 60 god damned years.

Dogberry

2012-01-12 11:34:35 AM

Nice one, Subby.

FlashHarry

2012-01-12 11:35:47 AM

you're a good fella, subby!

elvisaintdead

2012-01-12 11:39:41 AM

I ran out of gas...I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare.
My tux didn't come back from the cleaners...an old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car.
There was an earthquake! A terrible flood! Locusts! It wasn't my fault, I swear to god!

/take it easy, karen.

JerseyTim

2012-01-12 11:42:08 AM

KA-REN!!

Rev.K

2012-01-12 12:21:31 PM

i lol'd.

NuttierThanEver

2012-01-12 12:30:07 PM

30 Helens agree that the Karens should chill the fark out.

A Fark Handle

2012-01-12 01:28:24 PM

seems karen forgot about the "submit" and "obey" portions of the ~~marriage~~ myanmar independence vows...

cgraves67

2012-01-12 02:04:15 PM

It appears that I'm not the only one who pictured a large number of heavily-armed women named Karen.

what_now

2012-01-12 02:06:59 PM

Really, we should have our own nation state.

MontanaDave

2012-01-12 02:08:45 PM

+1 Internets for you, Subby.

Make More Hinjews

2012-01-12 02:08:47 PM

A) Subby is a genius. Early context HOTY.

B) Our dishwasher at work is Karen, so I'm getting a kick...

/ I tried speaking to him last week using a translation guide. He didn't understand a goddamn word.

// I suck at speaking Karen's language. This is why our relationship didn't work out.

nodubs

2012-01-12 02:08:51 PM

what_now: Really, we should have our own nation state.

Chad got one, and we see how well that's working out.

lack of warmth

2012-01-12 02:09:28 PM

Does Karen have a cute younger sister guerilla group that we could call?

Whatthefark

2012-01-12 02:09:56 PM

Nice headline subby!

You're a funny guy.

LandOfChocolate

2012-01-12 02:11:59 PM

Early contender for "context" HOTY

hubcity

2012-01-12 02:12:03 PM

BURMA!!

MichiganFTL

2012-01-12 02:16:07 PM

Live for Nothin' or Accept a Ceasefire for Something'?

ShawnDoc

2012-01-12 02:16:12 PM

This is a direct result of the last Rambo film.

mbillips

2012-01-12 02:18:25 PM

hubcity: BURMA!!

Why did you say Burma?

SonOfSpam

2012-01-12 02:18:42 PM

hubcity: BURMA!!

Why did you say "Burma"?

kd8our

2012-01-12 02:18:51 PM

cgraves67: It appears that I'm not the only one who pictured a large ~~number of~~ heavily-armed women named Karen.

a little more accurate, if you know her.

Fabric_Man

2012-01-12 02:20:11 PM

What do you mean this headline is funny? Like it's a clown? Like it amuses you?

Trance750

2012-01-12 02:26:57 PM

Whatthefark: Nice headline subby!

You're a funny guy.

Funny how? What the fark is so funny about him?

Abe Vigoda's Ghost

2012-01-12 02:29:39 PM

It will always be Burma to me.

LoneDoggie

2012-01-12 02:40:50 PM

Ka-ren, that was all the ammunition we had, why did you do that?

dirty_bird18

2012-01-12 02:42:10 PM

rufus-t-firefly

2012-01-12 02:47:28 PM

My sister is Karen. I'm surprised she even agreed to negotiations.

Shyla

2012-01-12 02:48:09 PM

DO YOU LOVE HER!?

angry_scientist

2012-01-12 02:58:41 PM

dirty_bird18: [profile.ak.fbcdn.net image 180x180]

beat me to it
/the things we watch for kids...

MFAWG

2012-01-12 03:01:38 PM

The part that isn't in the movie is that Karen had a fairly long affair with Paulie.

YaRly!

Snatch Bandergrip

2012-01-12 03:03:30 PM

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

s-ak.buzzfed.com

blatz514

2012-01-12 03:04:53 PM

Shyla: DO YOU LOVE HER!?

I've never seen sharon look so bad before

Rwa2play

2012-01-12 03:08:39 PM

+1 subs

NOW GO GET YER SHINE BOX!

zabbers

2012-01-12 03:14:56 PM

2012 Context Headline of the Year nominee.

darwinsmonkey

2012-01-12 03:18:15 PM

blatz514: Shyla: DO YOU LOVE HER!?

I've never seen sharon look so bad before

I did once before, but this is pretty bad.

what_now

2012-01-12 03:25:35 PM

Make More Hinjews: // I suck at speaking Karen's language. This is why our relationship didn't work out.

*sigh*

Story of my life.

Kittypie070

2012-01-12 03:25:52 PM

Those Karens are some DAMNED gutsy people.

But the commenter [sirius2] needs to be taken out and horsewhipped on Pay Per View.

I bet he was one of the hayseed dumbasses screaming that he'd run like a little pussy to Canada if Fartbama was elected. He sounds like the type.

Now back to your regularly scheduled farkin' around.

hubcity

2012-01-12 03:33:58 PM

SonOfSpam: hubcity: BURMA!!

Why did you say "Burma"?

I panicked.

/penguin. Telly. You know the drill.

blatz514

2012-01-12 03:38:41 PM

darwinsmonkey: blatz514: Shyla: DO YOU LOVE HER!?

I've never seen sharon look so bad before

I did once before, but this is pretty bad.

Yeah, what do you think she got up to last night?

Allen. The end.

2012-01-12 03:50:38 PM

Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips!

Joelogon

2012-01-12 04:03:32 PM

This scene is relevant to our interests (Language NSFW, new window)

/stubmitter
//Surfed past Goodfellas on VH-1 last night, which was why I thought of it.

humanshrapnel

2012-01-12 04:23:28 PM

Good morning!

Trance750

2012-01-12 04:39:26 PM

Joelogon: This scene is relevant to our interests (Language NSFW, new window)

/stubmitter
//Surfed past Goodfellas on VH-1 last night, which was why I thought of it.

Awesome movie. I'll watch it several times a month

flyinghouse99

2012-01-12 05:01:47 PM

I came here for those ladies with the long necks, and I am leaving dissapointed.

fat_free

2012-01-12 05:16:59 PM

Don't have it? Fark you, pay me. Business is bad? Fark you, pay me. Heavily armed native guerilla organization that shares a name with an anorexic soft rock drummer from the 1970s farking your shiat up? Fark you, pay me.

Urban Bigfoot

2012-01-12 05:32:33 PM

So... Subby thinks hes a wiseguy?

perdu

2012-01-12 05:49:06 PM

Just don't stand her up, or have a gumar

danno_to_infinity

2012-01-12 07:34:52 PM

ooo, what more can we ask for?

Spongebob and Good Fellas. In the same thread. how often does that happen?

NotARocketScientist

2012-01-12 08:24:53 PM

Really, we should have our own nation state.

I'm in!