There will be hell toupee.

"We ain't found shiate!"

Did they brush the scene for prints?

FTA: The body of the man, named locally as Philip Strickland, 36, was found in a car on Quarry Road, off the Ballydrain Road, near Comber on Wednesday.

What was he named when he was out of town?

drongozone: Did they brush the scene for prints?

Can you dust vomit for fingerprints?

drongozone: Did they brush the scene for prints?

I'm sure the gave the crime scene a good combing over.

Approves of this headline

"Comb the desert!"

Bizarre - a fark story about my home town.

I think the victim was in my brothers class at school - very odd.

I am British and have NO FARKING IDEA what this article is about...

"we are working in tandem with our uniformed partners"

"I heard a deep thud which, I thought, was maybe the goats in the field next door - they bash the hut now and again. I took my own bin down to the bottom of the lane and on the way back up I could see blue lights"

"It's a quiet area and the only gunfire you hear is the duck shooters on the lough," he said.