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(The Smoking Gun) Dumbass Just to remind you, if your crack dealer sells you sugar instead of the desired product, let it go. Calling 911 isn't going to help   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 26
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2012-01-12 02:11:00 PM
Basham, who was not seeking a sugar high, asked cops to arrest her dealer for theft (and, of course, secure a refund for her). While patrolmen went to the address where Basham said she purchased the crack, residents there denied selling dope and declined to let investigators into the home.

Cue no-knock warrant/raid in 3, 2,...
 
2012-01-12 02:12:26 PM
Everyone knows you call 911 instead of shooting up your crack dealer. This woman did the RIGHT THING.
 
2012-01-12 02:26:48 PM
Subby is absolutely wrong. You should always call the cops when you get burned in a drug deal.
 
2012-01-12 02:33:54 PM
This is when you call in an anonymous tip to the cops.
 
2012-01-12 02:36:14 PM
The cops already knew that it was sugar.


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2012-01-12 02:47:03 PM
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Hint- it comes in rainbow colors on sticks, it might not be REAL crack.

/also, stop doing crack
 
2012-01-12 02:51:11 PM
So what would be the crime in someone standing on a street corner selling crack that is bags of sugar? Is that even illegal? Other than getting shot by angry customers, I wonder what the fallout would be?

Cop: You are under arrest for dealing drugs
Dude: But this is sugar
Cop: Oh sorry about that. OK. Nevermind then.
 
2012-01-12 02:54:29 PM
This happens every year.
 
2012-01-12 02:55:23 PM
phoenixdna: So what would be the crime in someone standing on a street corner selling crack that is bags of sugar? Is that even illegal? Other than getting shot by angry customers, I wonder what the fallout would be?

Cop: You are under arrest for dealing drugs
Dude: But this is sugar
Cop: Oh sorry about that. OK. Nevermind then.


Yes it's illegal (how illegal depends on the city/state), although I'd worry more about the pissed off crackheads coming back than the police at that point.
 
2012-01-12 03:14:36 PM
When you need your crack and can't get it, it is an emergency to you.
 
2012-01-12 03:15:46 PM
scottydoesntknow: Basham, who was not seeking a sugar high, asked cops to arrest her dealer for theft (and, of course, secure a refund for her). While patrolmen went to the address where Basham said she purchased the crack, residents there denied selling dope and declined to let investigators into the home.

Cue no-knock warrant/raid in 3, 2,...


No that's the funny part. This is probably enough to get a warrant (IANAL) but they didn't even bother because they don't care.

Making drug busts is hard and the suspect didn't even have a Ford Pinto to seize.
 
2012-01-12 03:27:15 PM
Id call the cops but I would say he offered it to me not that I was asking for it. Then at least my money would go towards a good show.
 
2012-01-12 03:29:33 PM
From what I can gather, crackheads aren't really the "let it go" type.
 
2012-01-12 03:33:15 PM
JNowe: From what I can gather, crackheads aren't really the "let it go" type.

This children. Don't trust crackheads. They are not nice people.
 
2012-01-12 03:41:55 PM
During the sugar shortage of '69, Freewheeling Franklin sent Fat Freddy out to score some black market sugar. Fat Freddy met his connection and scored. But when he got back to the apartment, he found out he had been ripped off, the "sugar" was ninety percent heroin.
Freewheeling Franklin commented "barely makes the coffee sweet."
 
2012-01-12 04:59:15 PM
This would never happen to me because my crack dealer is a fine upstanding businessman on par with any politician in the USA
 
2012-01-12 05:21:55 PM
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This thread needs mor.
 
2012-01-12 05:29:52 PM
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This thread needs mor.


As someone who just readdicted to Morrowind, that pic cracks me up.
/"Sweet skooma..."
 
2012-01-12 06:46:27 PM
tacojohn: This is when you call in an anonymous tip to the cops.

Came to say this. Calling the cops seems like the perfect way to deal with this safely (safe for the caller, at least).
 
2012-01-12 08:17:23 PM
Came to say this. Calling the cops seems like the perfect way to deal with this safely (safe for the caller, at least).

See, but then you don't get your refund, and you can't spend that on more crack. It's so obvious, to miss it, you'd have to be a crackhe... oh yeah.

/Your cunning plan...
 
2012-01-12 08:17:26 PM
I know a woman who told me about getting fake crack in the 70's or 80's. It didn't end with her calling the cops. It ended with her going to prison for 26 years for shooting the crack dealer in the face and robbing him.
 
2012-01-12 09:03:52 PM
Oh goodie...my hometown
The police DID go to the next door "drug dealer" to ask them. Obviously, they didn't know anything about it. Police asked to step inside, and were told no.
Since they didn't have PC, they said thank you and left.
 
2012-01-12 09:12:02 PM
And yet you people say all the time that sending people to jail for drug crimes is bad.

People this dumb BELONG in jail. It's not safe for them to be out on the streets. They could hurt themselves.
 
2012-01-12 09:34:49 PM
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2012-01-12 10:15:15 PM
Gyrfalcon: People this dumb BELONG in jail. It's not safe for them to be out on the streets. They could hurt themselves.

Seriously if you're stupid enough to call the cops because you got ripped off on a drug deal well christ on a cracker there isn't much more to say. At least it didn't end with someone getting beaten half to death,watched that shiat out my kitchen window. It was over $10 of weed,I know because I was the other party that got ripped off. Jesus how hard is it not to act like an idiot over getting ripped off on pot of all things? Yeah I lost $10 but I also didn't go to jail or the hospital for being a retard like everyone else involved in that clusterfark did.
 
2012-01-13 02:03:20 AM
Prohibition works.
 
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