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(Guardian) Dumbass You'll be happy to know that the three-second rule also applies to human hearts   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 34
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Gulper Eel [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 09:17:49 AM
Sanchez fumbles again!
 
tin_man [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 09:39:34 AM
I THOUGHT IT WAS THE 5 SECOND RULE!!!

I feel so dirty now.
 
I_Am_Weasel [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 09:46:26 AM
They should have sprung for the cooler with the locking mechanism. No, not like the one with biometrics that Drew has.

/Also explodes like Bond's theft protection car.
 
gopher321 [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 10:26:35 AM
Dropped a donor heart / And you're to blame / you give medics / a bad name

/got nothin'
 
Charlie Freak [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 11:23:10 AM
i813.photobucket.com
 
juddcc
2012-01-12 12:26:56 PM
What is the 3 second rule? Multiples of 5 brother. Multiples of 5.
I'm indignant.
not really, but 3?
 
SuburbanCowboy
2012-01-12 12:28:30 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
Got it. My bad!
 
Loaf's Tray
2012-01-12 12:29:13 PM
Honestly, when you're having heart surgery in MEXICO, who really gives a rat's ass?
 
Jake Havechek
2012-01-12 12:30:31 PM
two Mexican medics

There's your problem. A Mexican couldn't pour piss out of a boot successfully.
 
cgraves67
2012-01-12 12:30:51 PM
It's just a little dirty! It's still good. It's still good.
 
carrion_luggage [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 12:32:22 PM
It's not their fault, they're accustomed to working with severed heads which are larger and can be carried by the hair.
 
scdog
2012-01-12 12:34:18 PM
Was it Dan's heart? Link (new window)
 
Devolving_Spud
2012-01-12 12:40:54 PM
Aorta write some heart puns...
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 12:41:19 PM
theblacksentinel.files.wordpress.com

/Surprised I'm the first one
 
Loaf's Tray
2012-01-12 12:41:53 PM
Devolving_Spud: Aorta write some heart puns...

Please don't, I can hardly stent them...
 
acronym
2012-01-12 12:43:45 PM
just rinse it off
 
Scrotumnal Equinox
2012-01-12 12:44:12 PM
Huevara Nomedejancambiarlo
 
MBooda
2012-01-12 12:47:43 PM
Hearts and kidneys are TINKER TOYS!
www.vehicross.info
 
Dictatorial_Flair
2012-01-12 12:49:27 PM
Loaf's Tray: Devolving_Spud: Aorta write some heart puns...

Please don't, I can hardly stent them...

Don't blow a valve, the puns aren't that corn-ary.
 
ryche_me
2012-01-12 12:57:09 PM
It's HIPAA, not HIPPA.

/morans
 
dcrowell
2012-01-12 01:03:59 PM
Did she at least get the "scratch and dent" discount?
 
SlothB77 [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 01:06:27 PM
scottydoesntknow: [theblacksentinel.files.wordpress.com image 454x384]

/Surprised I'm the first one

if you are someone who didn't watch the simpsons before reading fark, you must watch the simpsons after reading fark. otherwise you won't get about half the jokes on fark.
 
RoxtarRyan
2012-01-12 01:16:09 PM
SlothB77: scottydoesntknow: [theblacksentinel.files.wordpress.com image 454x384]

/Surprised I'm the first one

if you are someone who didn't watch the simpsons before reading fark, you must watch the simpsons after reading fark. otherwise you won't get about half the jokes on fark.

I thought Fark hated the Simpsons since right around 2006 or so.
 
Nutsac_Jim
2012-01-12 01:24:18 PM
Someones heart goes out to these guys.. accidents happen to everyone, but it isn't usually caught on film.
 
scottydoesntknow [TotalFark]
2012-01-12 01:26:09 PM
RoxtarRyan: SlothB77: scottydoesntknow: [theblacksentinel.files.wordpress.com image 454x384]

/Surprised I'm the first one

if you are someone who didn't watch the simpsons before reading fark, you must watch the simpsons after reading fark. otherwise you won't get about half the jokes on fark.

I thought Fark hated the Simpsons since right around 2006 or so.

But they love any references to the older episodes, or "golden age" as some refer. In fact I rarely (if ever) see a quote from anything past the 9th season (the cutoff usually being the kid's Lord of the Flies episode or the PBS telethon episode).
 
Gawdzila
2012-01-12 01:46:57 PM
Jake Havechek: two Mexican medics

There's your problem. A Mexican couldn't pour piss out of a boot successfully.

Watch yourself, buddy. We cook your food.
 
dittybopper
2012-01-12 01:47:36 PM
SuburbanCowboy: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 267x260]
Got it. My bad!

img137.imageshack.us

Magua found it first.
 
Big_Fat_Liar
2012-01-12 01:51:36 PM
In the lower left corner of the article photo, it looks like someone's cheap bottle of gin hit the ground as well.
 
Make More Hinjews
2012-01-12 01:51:49 PM
Done in five.

/ I have lost my heart, many times!
 
relaxitsjustme
2012-01-12 02:03:58 PM
Cue the organ music
 
Soundman
2012-01-12 03:20:14 PM
Wasn't there a Remi Gaillard skit about this or something? (new window)
 
James Harrison will taste Manflesh
2012-01-12 04:36:26 PM
Subby must be a woman. I've never heard the rule as anything less than 10 seconds.
 
scalpod
2012-01-12 05:09:58 PM
Given that I know the rule is a bunch of crap I'm happy to know your joke fails without even RTFA.
 
operatorJzigworthy [TotalFark]
2012-01-13 12:04:39 AM
i.imgur.com

Should be fine. I hear hearts are made like basketballs,
 
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