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(STLToday) Obvious medIa insiSts they'Re bAffled, have no idEa who is going after nucLear scientists   (stltoday.com) divider line 164
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2012-01-12 09:20:06 AM
 
2012-01-12 09:22:57 AM
"Misrael"?
 
2012-01-12 09:35:07 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Misrael"?

Good. That means I'm not the only one.
 
2012-01-12 09:39:07 AM
I_Am_Weasel: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Misrael"?

Good. That means I'm not the only one.


I had this issue, too, and went even further... missed the 'I', and sat here wondering who Ms. Rael was.
 
2012-01-12 09:45:15 AM
Good idea, subs, but poor execution.

Please try harder next time.

KTHXBYE
 
2012-01-12 09:46:13 AM
Israeli military spokesman Brig. Gen. Yoav Mordechai offered a similar assessment on his official Facebook page: "I don't know who took revenge on the Iranian scientist, but I am definitely not shedding a tear."

There's no way that could come back to bite you. I mean, the Iranians can't really retaliate because... they don't have nuclear weapons like the Israelis do.
 
2012-01-12 09:47:33 AM
Brandyelf: 'I', and sat here wondering who Ms. Rael was.

One of his many concubines.
vertuvirilite.files.wordpress.com
 
2012-01-12 09:50:01 AM
Brandyelf: I had this issue, too, and went even further... missed the 'I', and sat here wondering who Ms. Rael was.

GIS for Ms. Rael. To be safe, I wouldn't mess with either of them.
ngataagc.org
lh4.ggpht.com
 
2012-01-12 10:04:36 AM
I_Am_Weasel: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Misrael"?

Good. That means I'm not the only one.


Indeed.
 
2012-01-12 10:05:41 AM
It is the CIA and Mossad. There can be no question about this.
 
2012-01-12 10:05:44 AM
Sad trombone noise for you, subby.
 
2012-01-12 10:06:18 AM
InsiSting they'Re bAffled, media have no idEa who is going after nucLear scientists.

It's not too difficult.
 
2012-01-12 10:06:43 AM
I got MISA
 
2012-01-12 10:06:48 AM
I love it when a thread becomes a pile-on fest for the subby's inadequacies.

WINNING
 
2012-01-12 10:07:09 AM
If Canada, Mexico, and the aquamen from the two bordering oceans constantly said they wanted to wipe the US off the map for good and are working on the means to do it (and had tried over the past century multiple times), I wonder what we would do?

/More worried about the possibility of aquamen
 
2012-01-12 10:08:09 AM
Sorry Subby, but you're attempt at humor failed due to your proper grammatical sense of capitalizing the first word in the sentence.
 
2012-01-12 10:08:21 AM
According to the GOP, Obama will be using warp factor 2 (to outdo Rick Perry's assertion that Iran will be back in Iraq at the speed of light) to condemn Israel for this. Because Obama, all he does is condemn Israel.
 
2012-01-12 10:09:40 AM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2012-01-12 10:09:44 AM
Bizarro world is here!

Israel keeps saying that Iran is a terrorist country but it is them who are committing terrorist acts on Iranian soil.
 
2012-01-12 10:09:46 AM
Brandyelf: I_Am_Weasel: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Misrael"?

Good. That means I'm not the only one.

I had this issue, too, and went even further... missed the 'I', and sat here wondering who Ms. Rael was.


That took me stupid long as well. The I is more clear as a capital after you click through to comments. On the main page, I was trying to figure out what the heck MSRAEL was supposed to indicate.

Then I remember, in biblical times, Msrael starts, with an M!

media.zoom-cinema.fr
 
2012-01-12 10:11:07 AM
MichiganFTL: If Canada, Mexico, and the aquamen from the two bordering oceans constantly said they wanted to wipe the US off the map for good and are working on the means to do it (and had tried over the past century multiple times), I wonder what we would do?

/More worried about the possibility of aquamen


www.misterkitty.org
 
2012-01-12 10:12:03 AM
MoreOver, it'S simply prepoSterous to Assign responsibility to any group, foreign or Domestic.
 
2012-01-12 10:12:15 AM
TechnoHead: Bizarro world is here!

Israel keeps saying that Iran is a terrorist country but it is them who are committing terrorist acts on Iranian soil.


It's okay when Israel does it.
 
2012-01-12 10:12:27 AM
Mr Guy: Then I remember, in biblical times, Msrael starts, with an M!

Fantastic
 
2012-01-12 10:13:54 AM
 
2012-01-12 10:14:17 AM
Brandyelf: I_Am_Weasel: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Misrael"?

Good. That means I'm not the only one.

I had this issue, too, and went even further... missed the 'I', and sat here wondering who Ms. Rael was.


hahaha, exactly.
 
2012-01-12 10:14:35 AM
what is 'medla'?

med-LA
 
2012-01-12 10:14:45 AM
Where's the guy who comes into every thread to talk about how it's OK that Israel systematically exterminates brown people because Hitler?
 
2012-01-12 10:15:13 AM
MichiganFTL: If Canada, Mexico, and the aquamen from the two bordering oceans constantly said they wanted to wipe the US off the map for good and are working on the means to do it (and had tried over the past century multiple times), I wonder what we would do?

/More worried about the possibility of aquamen


Cook-off?.

/Imagine
//Hundreds of chefs from three countries
///Trying to outdo each other for cooking supremacy
 
2012-01-12 10:17:24 AM
i think we all know who is involved...

images5.fanpop.com

/Image hot but not hotter than Ziva
 
2012-01-12 10:17:53 AM
RumsfeldsReplacement: Where's the guy who comes into every thread to talk about how it's OK that Israel systematically exterminates brown people because Hitler?

Israelis are brown people. I believe the appropriate racial epithet is towel head or camel jockeys.
 
2012-01-12 10:18:35 AM
TechnoHead: Bizarro world is here!

Israel keeps saying that Iran is a terrorist country but it is them who are committing terrorist acts on Iranian soil.


It's only bizarro world if you are just now paying attention.
 
2012-01-12 10:18:40 AM
i40.tinypic.com

Whatever she wants me to do, I'll do.
 
2012-01-12 10:18:53 AM
Mr Guy: Brandyelf: I_Am_Weasel: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Misrael"?

Good. That means I'm not the only one.

I had this issue, too, and went even further... missed the 'I', and sat here wondering who Ms. Rael was.

That took me stupid long as well. The I is more clear as a capital after you click through to comments. On the main page, I was trying to figure out what the heck MSRAEL was supposed to indicate.

Then I remember, in biblical times, Msrael starts, with an M!

[media.zoom-cinema.fr image 385x288]


Congrats, you got my first 'funny' vote!
 
2012-01-12 10:19:15 AM
BullBearMS: You're reading the wrong media then:

Asked whether the United States, in cooperation with Israel, was now engaged in a covert war against Iran's nuclear program that may include the Stuxnet virus, the blowing-up of facilities and the assassination or kidnapping of scientists, one recently retired U.S. official privy to up-to-date intelligence would not deny it.

"It's safe to say the Israelis are very active," the official said, adding about U.S. efforts: "Everything that [GOP presidential candidate] Mitt Romney said we should be doing--tough sanctions, covert action and pressuring the international community -- are all of the things we are actually doing." Though the activities are classified, a senior Obama administration official also would not deny that such a program was under way. He indicated that the U.S. was not involved in every action, referring to recent alleged explosions at Isfahan and elsewhere. But, he added: "I wouldn't assume that everything we do is coordinated."


That's pretty much the same thing TFA says, except it manages to do it without making all of the text a hyperlink.
 
2012-01-12 10:21:34 AM
CygnusDarius: MichiganFTL: If Canada, Mexico, and the aquamen from the two bordering oceans constantly said they wanted to wipe the US off the map for good and are working on the means to do it (and had tried over the past century multiple times), I wonder what we would do?

/More worried about the possibility of aquamen

Cook-off?.

/Imagine
//Hundreds of chefs from three countries
///Trying to outdo each other for cooking supremacy


The distinguishing dishes from each country face off in a titanic battle to decide the supremacy of the western hemisphere, from Mexico - beans, meat, cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, and a tortilla arranged in 328 different orders, from Canada - Poutine with heavy maple syrup eaten in the classic Canadian setting, oot and aboot in a boot.From the US - our national classic dish - #2 from McDonalds, Supersize with extra cheese, sauce, more cheese, and also put some cheese and sauce on the french fries... and in the drink, a Diet Coke.

/I can see it.
 
2012-01-12 10:21:47 AM
Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Misrael"?


Get up in the morning, slaving for brekfas
So that a everyone can be fed
Oh, oh, oh oh...
 
2012-01-12 10:24:14 AM
I_Am_Weasel: Angry Drunk Bureaucrat: "Misrael"?

Good. That means I'm not the only one.


considering all the grammar nazis around here, i'm a little shocked.

/wasn't that confusing
//can't believe i'm the only one
 
2012-01-12 10:28:23 AM
serif anyone?
 
2012-01-12 10:28:58 AM
Headline gnomes save Subby's bacon, more at 11.
 
2012-01-12 10:29:31 AM
"Misirlou"?
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2012-01-12 10:29:34 AM
Hmm. So, if Israel is doing this, and it's sorta terrorism, does that mean that anyone in the US contributing to pro-Israeli causes is supporting terrorism and can be detained? Or is it not detain-worthy because it's not against us or our charming allies?
 
2012-01-12 10:30:16 AM
Trackball: TechnoHead: Bizarro world is here!

Israel keeps saying that Iran is a terrorist country but it is them who are committing terrorist acts on Iranian soil.

It's only bizarro world if you are just now paying attention.


Most likely, it was done by the Iranians for not making enough progress on the bomb, just like the last guy. Take someone out in dramatic fashion and blame it on your rivals. It is a tried and true tactic that has been used by Governments since 3000BC.
 
2012-01-12 10:30:53 AM
Aren't the jews to blame for everyone's problems?
 
2012-01-12 10:31:51 AM
JackieRabbit: It is the CIA and Mossad. There can be no question about this.

This is just what the Illuminati would like you to think.
 
2012-01-12 10:32:17 AM
Mr Guy: RumsfeldsReplacement: Where's the guy who comes into every thread to talk about how it's OK that Israel systematically exterminates brown people because Hitler?

Israelis are brown people. I believe the appropriate racial epithet is towel head or camel jockeys.


I'm on a bus from Haifa to tel aviv at this moment and I can confirm by looking around that these are definitely a brown people. Also I have a feeling that if Iran ever were to develop nuclear weapons and obliterate the entire country if Israel, the sentiment would be lol those Muslims ara zany! But one scientist in Iran out of the thousands that are killed their by their own government, and it's the Jews who are "systematically exterminating brown people"
 
2012-01-12 10:33:44 AM
memedepot.com
 
2012-01-12 10:35:34 AM
Cheron: JackieRabbit: It is the CIA and Mossad. There can be no question about this.

This is just what the Illuminati would like you to think.


Don't make me send in a Grand Inquisitor!

/No one expect the Spanish Inquisition!
 
2012-01-12 10:36:23 AM
Rihlsul: Hmm. So, if Israel is doing this, and it's sorta terrorism, does that mean that anyone in the US contributing to pro-Israeli causes is supporting terrorism and can be detained? Or is it not detain-worthy because it's not against us or our charming allies?

In the 60's, 70's and 80's people who ran around blowing things up, killing and kidnapping people in an effort to create a government more closely aligned with the soviets were terrorists. Those who ran around blowing things up, killing and kidnapping people in an effort to create a government more closely aligned with the soviets were terrorists freedom fighters. As a country we are pretty good at spinning this kind of thing.
 
2012-01-12 10:39:09 AM
I kept getting SRAEL. Capitalize the first "i" in "insists", it will be much more visible than where it is now.

Or don't.
 
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