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2012-01-12 09:35:39 AM
A blessed woman

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2012-01-12 10:45:33 AM
That's an awful lot of words to say that you like breasts and beer. And to make a fairly dumb comparison to the Catholic church that has a nice cool internety bravado to it but that's about it.

More importantly, though, The Stealth Hippopotamus: I can see the beginnings of blessedness there and think you might on the path to divinity. But I'm afraid that bra is too solid, too much like something made of plastic, for this to truly be seen as an example of holy blessedness. I'm going to have to pronounce a penance of four more pictures for you to once more put yourself on the right path.
 
2012-01-12 11:02:07 AM
Pocket Ninja: I'm going to have to pronounce a penance of four more pictures for you to once more put yourself on the right path.

Hail Pocket Ninja full of Snark
Our Drew is with thee


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2012-01-12 11:03:25 AM
Blessed art thou among Posters,

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2012-01-12 11:04:24 AM
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2012-01-12 11:05:03 AM
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2012-01-12 11:07:57 AM
Your penance is complete, The Stealth Hippopotamus, welcome back into the light. Go forth and spread the Good Word.
 
2012-01-12 11:14:46 AM
amen?
 
2012-01-12 11:17:18 AM
pute kisses like a man: amen?

Forever and ever, amen.
 
2012-01-12 11:17:28 AM
Manatee County sounds fat.
 
2012-01-12 11:18:26 AM
Amen.
 
2012-01-12 11:18:42 AM
Holy Bookmark(s, Batman)!
 
2012-01-12 11:19:04 AM
AMEN.
 
2012-01-12 11:19:22 AM
Article is farked.
 
2012-01-12 11:19:28 AM
Aaaaannnndd, Farked already...
 
2012-01-12 11:19:34 AM
In god's name, Amen
 
2012-01-12 11:19:38 AM
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2012-01-12 11:19:48 AM
Pocket Ninja: Go forth and spread the Good Word.

The Word of the Day is "LEGS". Let's go out and spread the good word!
 
2012-01-12 11:20:51 AM
That was a nice send-up to the prisses and busybodies that can't ignore something that they don't like. I don't like going to titty bars for the same reasons he states (mostly because I'm cheap) but I sincerely don't see the problem with them. As long as their workers are safe and their customers are too (short of their own stupidity, that is) I'm fine with it.

I would rather my daughters not end up working at one, though. Patronizing is fine.
 
2012-01-12 11:22:10 AM
Linky Farked. You pervs......
 
2012-01-12 11:22:25 AM
Can I get a hallelua?

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2012-01-12 11:22:38 AM
FARK + Topless headline = Sorry...our web server is too busy, please try back later.
 
2012-01-12 11:23:25 AM
This thread has potential. Will contribute when at a proper computer!
 
2012-01-12 11:24:30 AM
This thread my have potential.....
 
2012-01-12 11:24:34 AM
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2012-01-12 11:25:48 AM
Sorry...our boob server is too busty, please try back later.
 
2012-01-12 11:29:11 AM
It's Thursday morning, but this thread makes it feel like Friday afternoon.
 
2012-01-12 11:29:26 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: A blessed woman

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Blessed are the pert breast for they shall be lifted up
 
2012-01-12 11:29:36 AM
I also think this thread is going to be ...

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So hot in fact...things might need to be cooled off...

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2012-01-12 11:30:50 AM
Prebsoltoo: Sorry...our boob server is too busty, please try back later.

FOO!
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2012-01-12 11:32:15 AM
God bless the melon patch...

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2012-01-12 11:32:16 AM
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2012-01-12 11:32:37 AM
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2012-01-12 11:34:52 AM
Double shot Thursday?

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2012-01-12 11:35:49 AM
I'm gonna come back later, after work. This thread already delivers.
 
2012-01-12 11:35:56 AM
Confession?

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2012-01-12 11:41:26 AM
Dear God, My cup does not overfloweth. I need some help. Thanks.
 
2012-01-12 11:42:45 AM
I am beginning to see a promising pattern to this thread!
 
2012-01-12 11:48:36 AM
BIE?

EIP!
 
2012-01-12 11:49:09 AM
this is in no way a bookmark
 
2012-01-12 11:49:30 AM
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2012-01-12 11:49:57 AM
I love women because boobies
 
2012-01-12 11:50:14 AM
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2012-01-12 11:51:00 AM
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2012-01-12 11:51:47 AM
Yes. This is a shameless bookmark.
 
2012-01-12 11:55:43 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: A blessed woman

These things are good, but what is best in life? To crush your beer cans, to kick them before you, to hear the eepings of the women.

Admittedly I'm just now recovering from a pretty dense drunk. The last thing I remember before the hurlings was Rabbit (GF's GF) announcing her engagement, then a decision to buy some Samsonite for the GF, followed by the purchase of the Samsonite plus an absolutely essential green handbag (WTF -- she already has a bag??) then I met some people and passed out.

Next thing I know, I'm waking up and looking at this bag I bought (which is nice, but I bought one like it last summer, only it's white and doesn't go with her stuff as well, something, something) and listening to a lot of complaint about how I want and had dinner and drinks with her sister and bro-in-law and barfed all over the taxi after leaving.

What I want to know is, why does she need another bag? I mean, it's green and doesn't even go with her other stuff. Why are women so incomprehensible???

One bag should be enough.

I'm having a shower now. Maybe that'll refresh me.
 
2012-01-12 11:57:50 AM
I'm having a shower too, but not to refresh me.

Because boobies
 
2012-01-12 11:59:21 AM
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2012-01-12 12:06:23 PM
Sorry...our web server is too busy, please try back later.

We farked it?
 
2012-01-12 12:06:31 PM
Must be stong! I will not bookmark this! I will in no way point out that I have EIP! I will not shamelessly ask for BIE! I will not!
 
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