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The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-12 09:35:39 AM
A blessed woman
Pocket Ninja
2012-01-12 10:45:33 AM
That's an awful lot of words to say that you like breasts and beer. And to make a fairly dumb comparison to the Catholic church that has a nice cool internety bravado to it but that's about it.
More importantly, though,
The Stealth Hippopotamus
: I can see the beginnings of blessedness there and think you might on the path to divinity. But I'm afraid that bra is too solid, too much like something made of plastic, for this to truly be seen as an example of holy blessedness. I'm going to have to pronounce a penance of four more pictures for you to once more put yourself on the right path.
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-12 11:02:07 AM
Pocket Ninja
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I'm going to have to pronounce a penance of four more pictures for you to once more put yourself on the right path.
Hail Pocket Ninja full of Snark
Our Drew is with thee
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-12 11:03:25 AM
Blessed art thou among Posters,
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-12 11:04:24 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-12 11:05:03 AM
Pocket Ninja
2012-01-12 11:07:57 AM
Your penance is complete,
The Stealth Hippopotamus
, welcome back into the light. Go forth and spread the Good Word.
pute kisses like a man
2012-01-12 11:14:46 AM
amen?
Cybernetic
2012-01-12 11:17:18 AM
pute kisses like a man
:
amen?
Forever and ever, amen.
DrSticky
2012-01-12 11:17:28 AM
Manatee County sounds fat.
starzman2003
2012-01-12 11:18:26 AM
Amen.
PullItOut
2012-01-12 11:18:42 AM
Holy Bookmark(s, Batman)!
youcannotbecargo
2012-01-12 11:19:04 AM
AMEN.
BalugaJoe
2012-01-12 11:19:22 AM
Article is farked.
JerkStore
2012-01-12 11:19:28 AM
Aaaaannnndd, Farked already...
DrSticky
2012-01-12 11:19:34 AM
In god's name, Amen
9beers
2012-01-12 11:19:38 AM
Sin_City_Superhero
2012-01-12 11:19:48 AM
Pocket Ninja
:
Go forth and spread the Good Word.
The Word of the Day is "LEGS". Let's go out and spread the good word!
factoryconnection
2012-01-12 11:20:51 AM
That was a nice send-up to the prisses and busybodies that can't ignore something that they don't like. I don't like going to titty bars for the same reasons he states (mostly because I'm cheap) but I sincerely don't see the problem with them. As long as their workers are safe and their customers are too (short of their own stupidity, that is) I'm fine with it.
I would rather my daughters not end up working at one, though. Patronizing is fine.
Lt. Cheese Weasel
2012-01-12 11:22:10 AM
Linky Farked. You pervs......
youcannotbecargo
2012-01-12 11:22:25 AM
Can I get a hallelua?
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imprimere
2012-01-12 11:22:38 AM
FARK + Topless headline = Sorry...our web server is too busy, please try back later.
Arachnophobe
2012-01-12 11:23:25 AM
This thread has potential. Will contribute when at a proper computer!
the_end_is_rear
2012-01-12 11:24:30 AM
This thread my have potential.....
youcannotbecargo
2012-01-12 11:24:34 AM
Prebsoltoo
2012-01-12 11:25:48 AM
Sorry...our boob server is too busty, please try back later.
Pelvic Splanchnic Ganglion
2012-01-12 11:29:11 AM
It's Thursday morning, but this thread makes it feel like Friday afternoon.
Cheron
2012-01-12 11:29:26 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
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A blessed woman
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Blessed are the pert breast for they shall be lifted up
youcannotbecargo
2012-01-12 11:29:36 AM
I also think this thread is going to be ...
So hot in fact...things might need to be cooled off...
special20
2012-01-12 11:30:50 AM
Prebsoltoo
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Sorry...our boob server is too busty, please try back later.
FOO!
Sin_City_Superhero
2012-01-12 11:32:15 AM
God bless the melon patch...
youcannotbecargo
2012-01-12 11:32:16 AM
special20
2012-01-12 11:32:37 AM
(private stock)
youcannotbecargo
2012-01-12 11:34:52 AM
Double shot Thursday?
The Irresponsible Captain
2012-01-12 11:35:49 AM
I'm gonna come back later, after work. This thread already delivers.
youcannotbecargo
2012-01-12 11:35:56 AM
Confession?
RedEmily
2012-01-12 11:41:26 AM
Dear God, My cup does not overfloweth. I need some help. Thanks.
Nattering Nabob
2012-01-12 11:42:45 AM
I am beginning to see a promising pattern to this thread!
Nickdude
2012-01-12 11:48:36 AM
BIE?
EIP!
genepool lifeboat
2012-01-12 11:49:09 AM
this is in no way a bookmark
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-12 11:49:30 AM
Buffco
2012-01-12 11:49:57 AM
I love women because boobies
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-12 11:50:14 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-12 11:51:00 AM
PhatBastard
2012-01-12 11:51:47 AM
Yes. This is a shameless bookmark.
ShannonKW
2012-01-12 11:55:43 AM
The Stealth Hippopotamus
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A blessed woman
These things are good, but what is best in life? To crush your beer cans, to kick them before you, to hear the eepings of the women.
Admittedly I'm just now recovering from a pretty dense drunk. The last thing I remember before the hurlings was Rabbit (GF's GF) announcing her engagement, then a decision to buy some Samsonite for the GF, followed by the purchase of the Samsonite plus an absolutely essential green handbag (WTF -- she already has a bag??) then I met some people and passed out.
Next thing I know, I'm waking up and looking at this bag I bought (which is nice, but I bought one like it last summer, only it's white and doesn't go with her stuff as well, something, something) and listening to a lot of complaint about how I want and had dinner and drinks with her sister and bro-in-law and barfed all over the taxi after leaving.
What I want to know is, why does she need another bag? I mean, it's green and doesn't even go with her other stuff. Why are women so incomprehensible???
One bag should be enough.
I'm having a shower now. Maybe that'll refresh me.
Buffco
2012-01-12 11:57:50 AM
I'm having a shower too, but not to refresh me.
Because boobies
The Stealth Hippopotamus
2012-01-12 11:59:21 AM
craxyd
2012-01-12 12:06:23 PM
Sorry...our web server is too busy, please try back later.
We farked it?
cleveralthere
2012-01-12 12:06:31 PM
Must be stong! I will not bookmark this! I will in no way point out that I have EIP! I will not shamelessly ask for BIE! I will not!
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