Oooh, ooh, let me guess!

The Daily Fail!

They're all over brunettes and America's news. Not bad for a British rag

Me. I love Brunettes.

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Heil Giggity.

Not a homophobe, but does the Führer have to look so Phaggish in that picture? And what is the deal with the white Urkel on the right? Did he not get the Master Race e-mail or something?

Best part of the article? The short blurb at the end reminding the reader who Hitler was and what happened during the Second World War. Thanks, guys!

If the Daily Mail wanted sympathetic photographs of Hitler, wouldn't it have been easier for them just to look through their picture archives?

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Not a homophobe, but does the Führer have to look so Phaggish in that picture? And what is the deal with the white Urkel on the right? Did he not get the Master Race e-mail or something?

This pic is just begging for an "Oh, you!" crop and caption.

cig-mkr: And all along I thought that the perfect German woman was a heavy hootered, blonde, blue eyed, non-Jew, that could drink gallons of beer and never gain a pound, during Hitler's reign.

That's my new favorite adjective

Trail of Dead: Me. I love Brunettes.

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Olivia Wilde
Summer Glau
Dawn Wells
Jan Smithers
Liz Hurley
Courtney Cox
...

You know your day is going to suck when you get back to your car and find out you accidentally parked it in Hitler's spot.

/oh you

Tat'dGreaser: Mugato: praxis44241:
Not a homophobe, but does the Führer have to look so Phaggish in that picture? And what is the deal with the white Urkel on the right? Did he not get the Master Race e-mail or something?

Guy in Black: "Why did Hitler cross the road?

Hitler: "Why?"

Guy in Black: "To get to the Genocide"

Hitler: "OH YOU! I'm going to have to keep my eye on you!"

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Oh my God that was brilliant. Sides hurt.

This. This is why I love Fark.

Also, it is a misconception that all or even most Germans are blonde. The same with all or most Irish being redheads.

/Mainly Irish and German
//Short and dark-haired
///Have had people think I'm Spanish, Greek, or Italian

Odd Bird: Trail of Dead: Me. I love Brunettes.

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Olivia Wilde
Summer Glau
Dawn Wells
Jan Smithers
Liz Hurley
Courtney Cox
...

Olivia is a natural blonde. She only dyes her hair because people take her more seriously.

//Gonna have to see where I can find that quote again.
////But yes Olivia is certainly hot candy.

My god.

Some of the article's comments and all of the up/down votes were made by the certifiably insane.

Life Magazine has a couple of slideshows out there with these photos and more. (This one was posted on Fark just yesterday.) There are a a few photos that have Hitler with even more homely looking women. You'd think that the guy's henchmen could at least round up some good looking fräuleins.

Wow, I guess the someone at the Daily Fail needed an excuse to break out the old Hitler photos. The captions are such bizarre non-sequiturs,

"Hitler at a party-MEANWHILE! Soldiers taking pictures!"

Yes, people in the Nazi party, um- partied on while millions were being exterminated. But did you seriously think we would be like, "Oh those fun-loving Nazis! Those were the days..."

Mugato: Chiquidin: Olivia is a natural blonde. She only dyes her hair because people take her more seriously.

Actually, I find that hotter. Mostly Goths who are natural blondes who dye it black. When so many girls are bleach blondes, unnatural brunettes are hot. And unnatural red heads.

I agree. Not that big into Blondes. (raised in the 80's when the whole blondes have more fun bullshiat started. I do like the dyed one though.

Don't get me wrong, would not kick Olivia out of my bed for anything (blonde or brunette). The bleach blonde look doesn't work so well.

Dinjiin: Life Magazine has a couple of slideshows out there with these photos and more. (This one was posted on Fark just yesterday.) There are a a few photos that have Hitler with even more homely looking women. You'd think that the guy's henchmen could at least round up some good looking fräuleins.

Um the girls in TFA are Australian. Just saying.

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Not a homophobe, but does the Führer have to look so Phaggish in that picture? And what is the deal with the white Urkel on the right? Did he not get the Master Race e-mail or something?

He looks that way to show them that they did something for him that he cares deeply about.

cig-mkr: GIS for heavy hootered:

Upon your recommendation, I too did a GIS for "heavy hootered".

My results varied.

THANK YOU!

ashinmytomatoes: Have had people think I'm Spanish, Greek, or Italian

You father was...

pushcart: Um the girls in TFA are Australian

I never knew girls from New South Wales could be so homely.

pushcart: Dinjiin: Life Magazine has a couple of slideshows out there with these photos and more. (This one was posted on Fark just yesterday.) There are a a few photos that have Hitler with even more homely looking women. You'd think that the guy's henchmen could at least round up some good looking fräuleins.

Um the girls in TFA are Australian. Just saying.

AUSTRIAN. Not Australian.

four95: pushcart: Dinjiin: Life Magazine has a couple of slideshows out there with these photos and more. (This one was posted on Fark just yesterday.) There are a a few photos that have Hitler with even more homely looking women. You'd think that the guy's henchmen could at least round up some good looking fräuleins.

Um the girls in TFA are Australian. Just saying.

AUSTRIAN. Not Australian.

Some people think spelling is SOOO important in Fark threads. Sheesh.

pushcart: Um the girls in TFA are Australian. Just saying.

Those kangaroos bouncing all over the Tyrol can be a real menace.

pkellmey: Some people think spelling is SOOO important in Fark threads. Sheesh.

You know who else liked good spelling?

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bless you sir.

Mugato: Some of those are some severe looking fraus.

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I don't know if they're German but they're wearing suspenders and holding big mugs of beer.

Makes me want to return home.

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Not a homophobe, but does the Führer have to look so Phaggish in that picture? And what is the deal with the white Urkel on the right? Did he not get the Master Race e-mail or something?

This pic is just begging for an "Oh, you!" crop and caption.

Came here to say exactly this. Glad it was mentioned.

Churchill had a chance to close the Daily Mail. Just saying. The World would be a better place.

Chiquidin: raised in the 80's when the whole blondes have more fun bullshiat started.

LOL wut

/50s if not earlier

Odd Bird: pkellmey: Some people think spelling is SOOO important in Fark threads. Sheesh.

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I haz been Fark filtered

Oak: Chiquidin: raised in the 80's when the whole blondes have more fun bullshiat started.

LOL wut

/50s if not earlier

Okay, was super overhyped then.......

//grasping at straws.

Odd Bird: Trail of Dead: Me. I love Brunettes.

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Olivia Wilde
Summer Glau
Dawn Wells
Jan Smithers
Liz Hurley
Courtney Cox
...

The awesome. You haz it.

Olivia Wilde is dangerously beautiful.

Starting to think we need some Oliva pics going on here. Blonde or brunette don't care.

//Amazingly farking beautiful. And now single again!

Brunettes FTW

mmmmmmmmmmmm